/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16107791]

Lads, I can help

[Anonymous No.16107796]

How many calories are in a pint?

[Anonymous No.16107799]

>>16107791
Brits: we need you to drink 124 pints
Me: hold my coat

[Anonymous No.16107805]

>>16107796
180ish

[Anonymous No.16107807]

>>16107799
Waste of digits with you're fucking YouTube comment section reply. I don't think your old enough to be drinking

[Anonymous No.16107810]

>The imperial pint (≈568 ml) is used in the United Kingdom and Ireland and to a limited extent in Commonwealth nations. In the United States, two kinds of pint are used: a liquid pint (≈473 ml) and a less-common dry pint (≈551 ml). Each of these pints is one eighth of its respective gallon, but the gallons differ.

[Anonymous No.16107815]

>>16107791
I am beginning to think some threads on /ck/ are created by bots and other bots answer.

[Anonymous No.16107818]

>>16107810
Look at this fuckin nonce and his maths

Shut up and git drinkin lad

[Anonymous No.16107823]

>>16107807
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not a single soul:
You: NOOOOO YOU CAN'T WASTE DUBS ON A SLOW BOARD

[Anonymous No.16107824]

>>16107791
To quote the colonials, "I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country."

[Anonymous No.16107873]

>>16107810
1 US gallon is 3.78 litres. I know this because as a youth, I worked in a paint store and they had colour mixing formulae in both US and Imperial gallon formats.

[Anonymous No.16107938]

>>16107791

Great Britain calls for aid!

[Anonymous No.16107945]

>>16107791

The norf could probably handle it alone. Southerns poofs are no good for the task.

[Anonymous No.16107951]

>>16107938
old british men are akin to brick cellar tubers

[Anonymous No.16107953]

How will I be remunerated for my good deeds?

[Anonymous No.16107956]

>>16107938
I love how they make it sound like he's doing work.

[Anonymous No.16107959]

>>16107799
LOL

[Anonymous No.16107960]

As per the 1958 US–UK Mutual Defense Agreement, I hereby pledge my services to assist in the rescue of UK pubs.
Yes, the agreement pertains to nuclear arms. But we all know the pubs are where your Queen hides her nukes.

[Anonymous No.16107975]

>>16107945
I love how englanders pretend to split their tiny island into a north and a south, the whole thing is so small it could fit into any texans back paddock.

[Anonymous No.16107979]

>>16107791
No, sorry. After all this time, I’m not cutting down that much.

[Anonymous No.16107980]

>>16107975
Have you been to England?
The northern and southern parts are so different I’m surprised you don’t need a passport to go between them.

[Anonymous No.16107983]

NOT THE HECKIN PUBS! WHAT WILL WE DO WITHOUT THE PUBLIC DISORDER AND DRUNK OLD PEOPLE FALLING ON THE SIDEWALK

[Anonymous No.16107984]

>>16107956
Ah, yes, Guinness, the drink that ruined Ireland

[Anonymous No.16107990]

>>16107983
>sidewalk
You're not from the UK are you?

[Anonymous No.16108000]

>>16107823
I'm positive that you have the cadence and accent of a man that has taken several penises up the ass, and have swallowed a metric ton of semen.

[Anonymous No.16108002]

>>16107791
Ez pz

[Anonymous No.16108003]

Pubs were my favorite part of the UK. I'll happily fly across the Atlantic and slam back a few pints with the lads.

[Anonymous No.16108006]

>>16107983
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.16108024]

>>16107983
It would be way worse without them, no pubs means huge surge in drunken domestic violence.

[Anonymous No.16108043]

>>16108024
are brits really one beer away from beating their wives?

[Anonymous No.16108044]

>>16108000
Based trips of truth

[Anonymous No.16108047]

>>16108043
Marriage is the leading cause of wife-beating.

[Anonymous No.16108066]

>>16108000
>>16108044
OUTNUMBERED

[Anonymous No.16108074]

>>16107791
A'M OAN IT

[Anonymous No.16108089]

>>16107791
Get them in then you fucking wanker.

[Anonymous No.16108091]

>>16107791
If they get the children involved, this number will be much more manageable.

[Anonymous No.16108102]

>>16107791
>We'll have the lot.

[Anonymous No.16108107]

>>16108066
Ouch

[Anonymous No.16108122]

>>16107938
>Pintman
Based. It sounds like a class he rolled in an rpg.

[Anonymous No.16108162]

>>16108000
If you still post like this in 2021 youre a legend!
Edit: wow, thanks for the likes!!

[Anonymous No.16108163]

>>16107799
reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeeKe74fP9w

[Anonymous No.16108176]

>>16107975
There's north/south divides within most countries. Even the US for fuck sake. Italy has one, Ireland has one, England has one,

[Anonymous No.16108203]

>>16107791
I'll do it for free

[Anonymous No.16108219]

>>16107984
Ah, yes, Irish, the people that ruined Ireland.

[Anonymous No.16108231]

>>16107975
Hi
This is Australia
Your states are tiny
We can fit 4 of Texas into Western Australia alone.
Also we have the largest farm in the world, a cattle farm the size of Belgium.

Get fucked, cunt lmao

[Anonymous No.16108245]

>>16108231
No you can't. The map's projection is misleading.

[Anonymous No.16108248]

>>16107791
too easy

[Anonymous No.16108256]

>>16108245
Not as much as your insecurity is projecting landlet.

[Anonymous No.16108257]

>>16108231
>3.8
Close but no cigar! An emu will visit you in the night.

[Anonymous No.16108260]

>>16107975
Thats because England has been around for longer than 200 years.

[Anonymous No.16108263]

>>16108122
-5 dexterity -10 vitality +10 strength +15 endurance

[Anonymous No.16108270]

>we need an expert

[Anonymous No.16108277]

>>16108245
sure cunt
blame the map lmao

[Anonymous No.16108285]

>>16108163
Is this the brother Norm was looking for after 9/11?

[Anonymous No.16108292]

>>16108231
Why would you compare a state to a country to say the country is bigger instead of a country to a country you STUPID STUPID FUCK

[Anonymous No.16108294]

>>16107791

[Anonymous No.16108304]

>>16108292
dont blame him. hes only doing what his emu masters tell him to. to be australian is to live in bondage

[Anonymous No.16108317]

>>16108304
>he doesnt know how the story ended
you know we won, right?
they opened up a bounty on the cunts and we nearly made them extinct overnight.
do you really think we'd be posting if the emu's had won?

[Anonymous No.16108320]

>>16108231
>>16108256
>>16108277

[Anonymous No.16108326]

>>16107983
Back to the Shariah Zone Abdul, your nine your old wife is out of line again and you need to beat her

[Anonymous No.16108333]

>>16107975
The more densely populated a place is, the more the culture can change in a small number of miles. Also, they used to literally be different nations with different cultural and genetic backgrounds.

[Anonymous No.16108336]

>>16107975
>I love how Americans pretend they have any History other than serving heart disease in a bun

[Anonymous No.16108364]

>>16108333
Yes, inbred mud shoveling S*xons and the noble Normans who had to come and civilize them.

Imagine getting so cucked that the English language carries echos of it centuries later (words for animals such as cow and lamb have Saxon roots since they were the peasants who tended the animals, while the finished products like beef and mutton come from Norman French roots since they actually got to eat the prepared food)

[Anonymous No.16108401]

>>16108320
You seem triggered my friend. Is the gender reassignment therapy causing you mood swings again?

[Anonymous No.16109009]

>>16108231
Oh look, an irrelevant continent is insecure again

[Anonymous No.16109072]

Already quaffed 3 pints of Harvey's tonight

[Anonymous No.16109088]

>>16108231
No one cares about your reddit 'facts'

[Anonymous No.16109139]

I drank 23 pints the last time I was let in a pub, I am a loyal son of the Norf and will drink my mum's 124 pints too

[Anonymous No.16109165]

>>16109139
eyebeetha doesn't count m8

[Anonymous No.16109218]

>>16108364
>did you know they call it beff because the lords were french??
yes, most fourth graders have read that factoid, nigel, very good.

[Anonymous No.16109231]

>>16107815
based bot answer

[Anonymous No.16109246]

>>16107791
Seven pints is me done for a night really so this is going to take a couple weeks. I'll have a bag of scratchings if that helps.

[Anonymous No.16109249]

>>16108000
Nobody:
You: grr I hate gays
[everyone disliked that]
Gordon Ramsay: Finally, some good fucking cringe
Keanu Reeves: You're NOT breathtaking
LGBT Community: I am joke to you?
Twitter: I'm about to ruin this whole man's career

[Anonymous No.16109293]

>>16107799
XD upbooted

[Anonymous No.16109339]

Government issued guinness when

[Anonymous No.16109362]

>>16107791
That's a fairly small amount of booze for an average sized person, I'd say? I wouldn't WANT to drink 124 pints in that time frame, but I could easily.

[Anonymous No.16109451]

>>16109139
they need units like you to pick up the slack from the teetotaler menace

[Anonymous No.16109554]

>>16109362
What time frame?

[Anonymous No.16110253]

12 weeks sober and I've lost 20lbs.
I'm not going back.

[Anonymous No.16110278]

>>16107791
They planned this from the start to take the pubs from us

[Anonymous No.16110811]

>>16107983
t.Muhammad al-Pedofila

[Anonymous No.16110834]

>>16110253
FOR QUEEN AND COUNTRY
YOU WILL DO YOUR DUTY
FOR QUEEN AND COUNTRY

[Anonymous No.16110861]

>>16108364
>Yes, inbred mud shoveling S*xons and the noble Normans who had to come and civilize them.
>Imagine getting so cucked that the English language carries echos of it centuries later (words for animals such as cow and lamb have Saxon roots since they were the peasants who tended the animals, while the finished products like beef and mutton come from Norman French roots since they actually got to eat the prepared food)

[Anonymous No.16110865]

>>16110861
Do you have a folder of all these pigs? I've seen a couple of them.

[Anonymous No.16110866]

>>16107805
ONE HUNDRED 'N EIGHTY

[Anonymous No.16110882]

there's honestly no better feeling than to have a couple of pints with the lads.

[Anonymous No.16110894]

>>16107945
i'll make allaya look like bitches, bud. nobuddy out-drunks a yooper, ya?

[Anonymous No.16110896]

>>16107984
and a grand drink it is

[Anonymous No.16110929]

>>16108231
>We can fit 4 of Texas into Western Australia alone.
the entirety of Australia is uninhabitable wasteland save for areas within 5 miles of the coast. i'll call you if i need any red dirt. other than that enjoy your spiders, dickhead.

[Anonymous No.16110945]

>>16107791
If you wanted to save bars wouldn't it be better to order cocktails and liquor shots? Beer has the lowest profit margins

[Anonymous No.16110964]

>>16109249
N

[Anonymous No.16110969]

>>16109249
I

[Anonymous No.16110975]

>>16109249
G

[Anonymous No.16110980]

>>16110975
G

[Anonymous No.16110982]

>>16109249
E

[Anonymous No.16110991]

i hate brits so much

[Anonymous No.16111011]

>>16110991
You combo-breaking piece of SHIT.

[Anonymous No.16111038]

>>16110991
Piece of shit asshole. Get fucked.

[Anonymous No.16111064]

>>16111011
>>16111038
blame the brits
if they had not raped india, i would not hate them

[Anonymous No.16111181]

>>16111064
come on bro. they were only trying to civilize you a bit and you were all raping one another regardless

[Anonymous No.16111286]

>>16110861
Seething angloid FURIOUS at Norman French superiority

[Anonymous No.16111300]

>>16108364
based
>>16110861
cringe
>>16111286
le pipi pupu

[Anonymous No.16111501]

>>16107791

[Anonymous No.16111677]

>>16107791
One last job?

[Anonymous No.16111709]

>>16109139
Where is this? Bulgaria?

[Anonymous No.16111776]

>>16109554
after lockdown
can't you read?

[Anonymous No.16112045]

>>16107938
Should have known you'd be on /ck/

[Anonymous No.16112075]

>>16107791
If your's a Brit' Muslim or Mormon can you support your local pub by going in and ordering a water? Mormons and Muslims don't imbibe alcohol.

[Anonymous No.16112227]

>>16112075
You could purchase some British "food"

[Anonymous No.16112232]

>>16108292
Texas and Western Australia are both states, you daft seppo.

[Anonymous No.16112239]

>>16110945
Beer is healthier

[Anonymous No.16112247]

>>16112239
Beer has more calories, so I'd argue liquor is healthier.

[Anonymous No.16112303]

>>16107983
Cope

[Anonymous No.16112306]

>>16108043
Depends if they're drinking Stella or not

[Anonymous No.16112308]

>>16107799
Me: holds his coat
Anon: passes out after 6 pints

[Anonymous No.16112389]

>>16109249
L

[Anonymous No.16112401]

>>16107791
In the 2 weeks since they've opened, I've already done my part

[a white guy No.16112406]

>>16107791

Lets. Fucking. Go.

[Anonymous No.16112634]

>>16109249
im gay

[Anonymous No.16112655]

>>16109339
>the year 2099
>Glorious Leader of New Bongistan signs into law mandated robot wives/artificial wombs to help the negative birth rate
>mandatory ID chips and dip
>and one crate of GuinnessWässer to every citizen per day
>alcohol consumption quotas enforced by mobile Norf squads

[Anonymous No.16112740]

>>16108317
>Emu feet typed this

[Anonymous No.16112746]

>>16108277
Every dot on this map is the same size.

[Anonymous No.16112869]

>>16107791
I need about 5 of those pints just to get drunk, sounds easy.

[Anonymous No.16113381]

>>16107791
Challenge accepted if I lived there. Suppose they mean in one night?

[Anonymous No.16113550]

>>16107810
Maths is for quims

[Anonymous No.16113571]

>>16108102
based Keithposter

[Anonymous No.16113580]

>>16112746
if i had nuke this is how i'd use them

[Not a shill from /pol/ No.16113589]

>>16108000
Checked.

[Not a shill from /pol/ No.16113609]

>>16108231
I'm going to austria and I'm going to tell all the locals silly things about america with a face like fucking thunder. Then I'm going to your grocery stores and put all the marmite jars in the frozen section. Then I'm going to fuck your mum and not call.

[Anonymous No.16114532]

>>16108000
Holy shit checked.

[Anonymous No.16114946]

>>16110866
MICHAEL VAAAAAAN GERWEEEEEEEN

[Anonymous No.16114954]

>>16107983
Europe wants to be third world let them

[Anonymous No.16115245]

>>16107791
pint o' lager, or three
nuts
footy

simple as

[Anonymous No.16115300]

>>16107956
God I want to fuck a toucan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwaRZWJ0bu4

[Anonymous No.16115347]

>>16108003
what I liked best is how many hobby, gun, and fetish goods stores there were

but the pubs were a very close second

[Anonymous No.16115356]

>>16107983
>>16108043
god i hope so

>>16110945
people absolutely slam back tons of beer though, cocktails are hard to drink a lot of. all that acid and sugar in the mixers