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it's time.

>> No.16106997

thin stalks > thick stalks

>> No.16107000

>>16106912
terrible vegetable.

>> No.16107003

>>16106912
lovely vegetable

>> No.16107015

>>16106912
alright vegetable

>> No.16107023

>>16106912
Nice excuse to eat huge amounts of sauce hollandaise.

>> No.16107027

>>16106912
the white ones are heavenly, over here we pour some vinegar on them, let them rest, then some olive oil and pepper

>> No.16107031

I always forget I ate them until 4 hours later when I go to take a piss and it reeks.

>> No.16107037

>>16106912
makes your cum taste awful.

>> No.16107039

>>16106997
duh those are way too thick

>> No.16107204

>>16107000
>>16107003
>>16107015
It's grass, dummies.

>> No.16107289

>>16107037
wtf I hate eating cum now

>> No.16107305
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16107305

>>16107037
what makes it taste good though?

>> No.16107315

>>16107305
Onions.

>> No.16107323

>>16107315
Based onions. Makes perfect sense. I've heard of celery before though.

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16107395

>>16107305
Pineapple juice for flavor, celery for volume.

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>>16107395
[unlocked new diet for special occasions]

>> No.16107424

>>16107027
boiled?

>> No.16107426

>>16106912
Absolute meme vegetable. Why the fuck would I pay the same price for this than for meat?

>> No.16107433

>>16107426
you've got really cheap meat. I wouldn't touch it.

>> No.16107449

>>16107424
mmm we just buy them canned, no idea if they've gone through any process. never ate them any other way 2bh

>> No.16107469

>>16107426
Because it tastes different from meat? How fucking fat are you.

>> No.16107476

>>16106912
Arent the white ones just suffocated green ones?

>> No.16107544

white has zero taste and if you are are working with hollandaise, green will taste better at any rate all of the time

>> No.16107574

>>16107476
buried on soil as they grow tall iirc

>> No.16107578

>>16107037
stop eating your own cum anon

>> No.16107610
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16107610

Asparagus is top-tier

>> No.16107612

>>16107426
>paying for asparagus
That shit grows like a weed, just spread some around your property if you don't have some already and you can harvest it every year.

>> No.16107904

>>16107610
>No Daikon

>> No.16107913

I like how it makes my pee smelly.

>> No.16108005

>>16107913
I actually prefer asparagus pee over normal pee smell. and so does my gf.

>> No.16108110

>>16107204
whats a grass

>> No.16108121

>>16108110
420 blaze it

>> No.16108139

>>16108121
LEGALIZE CHRISTAL FUCKING WEED

>> No.16109315

since when was there lightskin asparagus?

>> No.16109338

>>16109315
idk I don't think it's new 2bh, I've seen them ever since I was a child. The thing is they cover them with soil as they grow so they don't get hardened by the sun, something like that.

>> No.16109357

>>16107395
>>16107418
>>16107305
There are pill supplements that include only the specific type of sugar contained in pineapples that is not processed by the body, and is instead secreted through semen. Actually eating enough pineapple to make your cum taste good is a pain in the ass.

>> No.16109373

>>16109357
that's pretty crazy, any brands or keywords I should be looking for?

>> No.16109395

S P A R G E L Z E I T

>> No.16109399

>>16108121
dude weed lmao

>> No.16109406

>>16107305
>>16107395
>>16109357
Based coomer. I didn't know about the celery trick. I'll do more research on that.

>> No.16109411

>>16109406
>>16109357
;^)