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Jack appreciation thread. The greatest home cook.

>> No.16102042

>>16102026
I unironically despise this fat retard.

>> No.16102045

>>16102042
Why?

>> No.16102048

>>16102045
Because I've never seen someone be so absolutely unaware of their own incompetence while thinking they're good at what they do. It's infuriating. Also, his tard arm.

>> No.16102055

>>16102048
Okay granted, this is true.

>> No.16102064

>>16102048
Darksydephil of cooking

>> No.16102121

>>16102048
Fair

>> No.16102126

>>16102048
Maybe he's related to Andrew Dobson

>> No.16102132

>>16102048
Also hes american

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>>16102042
>>16102048
filtered

>> No.16102165

Do you want Jack to:
A) Have another stroke, resulting in significant impairment
B) Continue being such a selfish, useless dumbass that Tammy bails on him
C) Come out of the closet
D) Somehow rise to levels of success in the culinary world that any reasonable person would have deemed impossible for him

For me, it’s B

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>>16102026
gotta love jack threads

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>>16102220

>> No.16102228

>>16102165
E) get blacked

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>>16102228
wtf is wrong with you

>> No.16102236

>>16102026
My sister thinks he is cute wtf

>> No.16102241

>>16102048
Speaking of this, can we get a tard arm compilation or something? Knowing that he's actively killing himself makes this shit at least partially tolerable.

>> No.16102242

>>16102048
True, yet there are so many ppl out there like this

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>>16102165
deffo B m8

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>>16102236
post a picture of your sister or at least vaguely describe her

>> No.16102265

>>16102227
Is that his son? No wonder Jack beats that fat shitkid

>> No.16102267

>>16102228
This desu

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>>16102265
lol ye

>> No.16102277

>>16102269
I hope this is the last thing i see before i die

>> No.16102281

>>16102026
>it's a shoop
ngl, I'm kind of disappointed.

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>>16102277
you are hereby granted acces to eternal life in heaven my child

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*slurp*

>> No.16102290

>>16102165
Who is tammy?

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>>16102241

>> No.16102303

>>16102265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kApC-pEmnoM

this is jack junior rapping about his shoes I think, it's hilarious

>> No.16102304

>>16102290
Fat boys fat wife. She’s the breadwinner of the family so Jack can play pretend celebrity chef. She also has to drive his retarded ass around and help the invalid overcome ol’ stroky

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>>16102228

>of thee I sing

>> No.16102315

>>16102026
thank you for non-newtonian tso's chicken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9kwmXwLTNo&t=1s
(4:45)

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>>16102297
sure man

>> No.16102332

>>16102316
is he left or right handed?

>> No.16102339

>>16102332
He was right-handed but the stroke disabled his right arm and he refused to do physio because "Jesus will fix it"

>> No.16102345

>>16102332
right handed, but he has a set of two left arms
still, love the guy for the same reason >>16102048 hates him:
absolutely incompetent and unaware of it (or great troll, but it doesn't seem very likely to be)

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>>16102339
what in the fuck

>> No.16102347
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>>16102332
right handed lol

>> No.16102348

>>16102346
He literally says in the description of his latest vids "Jack's motto is DO GOD'S WORK AND HE WILL DO YOUR WORK" showing he's getting ready to meet the lord.

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>>16102339
>refused to do physio because "Jesus will fix it"
i just love that

>> No.16102359

>>16102339
>he refused to do physio because "Jesus will fix it"
That's just sad.

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>>16102359
sad? its fucking hilarious m8 you cant weep for every idiot on the face of this earth

>> No.16102380

>>16102347
What exactly is he trying to make here?

>> No.16102384

God I miss jack threads

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>>16102026
His son is a Christian rapper who goes by "dat boi cali"

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>>16102389
Cool thread guys
Also sneed

>> No.16102400

>>16102380
General tsgo's chicken

>> No.16102408

Couldn't this faggot have died instead of daddy jack? Life is cruel

>> No.16102434

Both Jack and his son are open trump supporters/voters. Really says a lot.

>> No.16102448 [DELETED] 

>>16102434
Yeah says theyre BASED also enjoy your ”””victory””” as long it lasts cheaters. Any day now. Trump will come again!! MAGA MA-motherfuckin-GA

>> No.16102449

>>16102389
Well now I feel less sad about him getting beat up by Jack

>> No.16102458

>>16102448
>magapede gets all riled up thinking about trump cumming again
You love to see it

>> No.16102467

>>16102448
lol you love a loser

>> No.16102470

>>16102449
That was his older son who he choked out

>> No.16102471

>>16102449
>*sips shake*
>i heard that anon
>*clears throat*
>faster than the nail in the cross
>i spit my rhymes
>now its time to face your loss
>now its you time..
>to suffer!
>like the man who dies for our sin
>i let my daddy cook the din
>he’s not thin
>but damn he’s so much thougher
>than some people seams to think
>take this hint
>your breath stink
>here, have a mint
*drops mic*

>> No.16102472

>>16102408
>wanting /ourguy/ to die
wtf bro

>> No.16102475

>>16102448
2 more weeks lads
hang in there

>> No.16102481

>>16102026
His body is literally shaped like a meatball

>> No.16102485
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>>16102380
>>16102400
no i believe it was chicken satay

>> No.16102495

>>16102472
/ourguy/
4u

>> No.16102496

>>16102303
>>16102389
Pure cringe.

>> No.16102499

>>16102485
literally nothing wrong with enjoying a rare burger

>> No.16102508

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUvYcUbxzYI&t=1s

>> No.16102509

>>16102499
The middle of that burger is still fridge cold anon

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>>16102509
.

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>>16102499
cooklet
>>16102475
>>16102467
>>16102458
democrats are fucking normies bite a bullet faggots

>> No.16102527

>>16102523
>>16102520
.

>> No.16102529

>>16102499
Fuck off, tb anon

>> No.16102531

>>16102508
I'm not sure wether he's just retarded or trying to humblebrag in front of the two women.

>> No.16102534

>>16102529
>>16102520
.

>> No.16102537

no idea wtf kiwi farms is but they had a nice tred about Jack rolling
kiwifarms net/threads/jack-scalfani-cooking-with-jack.13468/

it's rly obvious, great individuals like Jake himself drags a lot well deserved positive attention

>> No.16102542

>>16102523
>not liking the retard slumlord means you are a demmycrat
Classic magapede “logic”. Donate to Trump’s legal defens- err uh re-election fund today! Trust the plan!

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>>16102527
theres a difference betwen raw and rare anon. and the fact you dony understand the difference is a statement that you are an absolute cooklet. besides, you need really high quality meat to eat it raw for it to taste good. enjoy your life, and savour those cheewy wet bites

>> No.16102553

>>16102548
rare is LITERALLY raw in the middle. Go back to school.

>> No.16102554

>>16102548
>dony
Stopped reading right there friend

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>>16102542
im not even american lol but the amount of anger in your post makes it clear you a a leftwing normie faggot

>> No.16102566

>>16102548
this probably tastes fine. You are being a faggot and overreacting. Nothing wrong with beans, mayo, and onions

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>>16102553
no that would be 'bleu' or 'blue rare' if you want to be a retard.

>> No.16102571

>>16102568
t. retard hung up on fucking semantics. Kill yourself.

>> No.16102573

>>16102557
>U-U MAD LIBRULL?!?
Yeah, you’re a faggot.

>> No.16102576

trump voters like jack deserve to be ridiculed.

>> No.16102582

>>16102568
Degees of steak droneness
(rare/m.rare here tho)

>> No.16102588

>>16102576
Biden voters aren't much better to be honest.

>> No.16102591

>>16102588
>le epic centrist
UH GUISE MAYBEE BOTH SIDES R DUM

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>>16102566
lol i cant even begin to imagine what the state of you kitchen is like
>>16102573
you are the guys that do not comprehend a simple joke. the poster >>16102448
you replied to was not me you absolute moron.
>>16102554
hey reddit
>>16102571
>pretending you didnt start an argument

>> No.16102597

>>16102591
I'm not a centrist, it's just that both Trump and Biden voters are retards. Just look at them.

>> No.16102611

>>16102597
this
(now explain this retard that you are not samefagging, kek)

>> No.16102623

>>16102597
>I'm not a centrist
We know, because mostly trumptards started saying this relativistic bullshit to try and save face after their loser cult leader lost the election fair and square.

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fantastic thread guys

>> No.16102655

>>16102646
jannies used to delete every e-celeb tred, even Jack's, what happened?

>> No.16102662

>>16102646
Unreal....btw I have those claws, they're fun to use.

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>>16102655
cancerous and absolutely a newfag post. fuck jannies.

>> No.16102683

>>16102662
i have them to anon, they work alright if you actually cook your meat

>> No.16102685

>>16102674
crushing opinion, but yeah, fuck jannies

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>>16102683
ups! forgot my webum hehe

>> No.16102709

>>16102686
hehe

>> No.16102710

>>16102683
>they work alright if you actually cook your meat
Indeed.

>> No.16102715

>>16102557
Cried at this

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>>16102715
yer its pretty bad anon but luckily he has access to this elixir of life so his arm will soon be healed

>> No.16102743

>>16102135
Based aunt Myrna

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>> No.16102892

>>16102227
This is what happens when you don't spank your kids

>> No.16102894

>>16102686
Why is he dressed like a Mexican gangbanger from LA

>> No.16102897

>>16102894
After the video, he’s headed to the barrio to get his shit pushed in

>> No.16102903

>>16102026
Jackposting is literally the only reason I come here

>> No.16102905

>>16102843
I'd put $1000 on Jack Scalfani not seeing 2030

>> No.16102921

>>16102905
Nothing will kill ja/ck/ he'll just keep losing the use of his limbs

>> No.16102922

>>16102389
When is he gonna link up with Spottemgottem and Pooh Shiesty?

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>>16102922
Based spotemgotem and sheisty poster

>> No.16102948

>>16102929
Rappers need to be big scary niggas again. I could beat the shit out of both of these nogs at once

>> No.16103033

>>16102220
what the fuck is he even trying to do here?

>> No.16103046

>>16102843
damn. sucks that you can eat right and exercise every day and life can still be stripped from you at a tender young age.

>> No.16103109

>>16102389
>songs about shoes and God

kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kApC-pEmnoM

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>>16102554
>heh, got him

>> No.16103203

>>16102282
do you think Tammy picked out the shitty made-in-china Walmart plates or he did?

>> No.16103213

>>16103046
yeah, 62 still pretty good for this volume

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>>16103203
They probably did it together.

>> No.16103406

>>16102246
based filename

>> No.16103426

>>16102566
greasy mutt fingers typed this

>> No.16103473

>>16102485
nope that's non-newtonian general tsao's chicken
this pulled salmonella pork is also nice:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItcgIIGeFnc

Jack uses some weird overpriced oven and does other Jack shit

>> No.16103493

requesting the webm of him smelling the pizzas

>> No.16103499

>>16102026
Anyone have the famous raw chicken webm?

>> No.16103509

>>16102026
Has anyone watched his live chats? I imagine it's like 99% trolls

>> No.16103528

>>16103493
I don't have it but that's a classic for sure.

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I have no idea what the pizza one would be called but I'll sniff about for it

>> No.16103784

wow, he had to turn off the comments under this vid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk
it's Jack at his peak form

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couldn't find it, sorry

>> No.16103802

>>16103784
He turned off likes and comments a long time ago

>> No.16103808

>>16102389
Is that supposed to be Jesus or the Burger King

>> No.16103810

also, out Jack was in one of episodes of West Texas Investor's Club, haven't seen it, but they say that he was excellent in there too
man of many talents, simple as that

>> No.16103814

>>16103802
how we do prise him now then?

>> No.16103817

>>16102135
Having seen this many times, it just now occurs that he doesn't add any salt or pepper to this. All that sloppa is unseasoned.

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>> No.16103826

>>16103509
I'll watch for a few minutes if I see he's live. The chat is always clean and civil and he just talks about dumb shit that I don't want to hear about. He has a lot of subscribers who are genuinely supportive.

>> No.16103903

>>16102389
That is one of the worst tattoos I've ever seen

>> No.16103916

>>16103784
I honestly don't think this would taste bad. I have no idea why you retards screech and holler because of it. Not a single one of you has given it an honest chance

>> No.16103932

>>16103826
Yeah because he always bans anyone who says something he doesn't like

>> No.16103935

>>16103916
kek, but fair enough
I'm not giving it a try, tho, find another retard

>> No.16104056

>>16102220
it always amazes me how he didnt stab himself here

>> No.16104099

>>16102026
>he almost cried when those texan investors started shitting on him on TV
felt good

>> No.16104125

>brags about choking his son out on a podcast
>poisons the winning chili at his church cookout contest
>has a stroke because he's a fat bastard
yeah, I'm thinking he's based

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His content rides the line where you could be convinced that it is some sort of satiric performance art

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>>16102026
Guy is a piece of shit, especially when he bullied that autistic kid. Fuck Jack.

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>>16102596
why does he do everything ten fucking times slower than anyone else aaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.16104301

>>16102246
It's like Homer Simpson in the kitchen

>> No.16104308

>>16104125
>poisons the winning chili at his church cookout contest
>especially when he bullied that autistic kid
lol is there any additional info for either of these

>> No.16104310

>>16102662
Surely cooking the pork until it's tender and falls apart is a crucial step in using them?

>> No.16104315

>>16102380
Salmonella poisoning obviously

>> No.16104333

>>16102892
I thought Jack beat the shit out of one of his kids or something.

>> No.16104336

>>16104333
And choked them too. Treeee

>> No.16104358

>>16104333
He choked his older son until his nose bled. Made him homeless too. All for smoking weed

>> No.16104459

>>16104358
based
jesus is my high

>> No.16104461

>>16102646
Pork pulled against its will.

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>> No.16104480

>>16104358
Praise jesus.

>> No.16104515

>>16104301
Literally this, perfect analogy.

>> No.16104522

>>16102026
If he is so great then why is he making faggot face?

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>> No.16104621

>>16104604
God how I wish I were that pumpkin...

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>>16102241
Only snippets.

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>>16102026
rare footage of jack's big day out

>> No.16104718

>>16104710
Can't you let the man enjoy a day outside?

>> No.16104734

>>16104710
His walking looks like he is constantly falling forward and using his legs to break his fall lol

>> No.16104759

>>16104710
Meatball trex

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>> No.16104780

>>16102523
I do a better temper and I have down syndrome and a gimp arm

>> No.16104800

>>16104710
He ate all the frog legs

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>> No.16104832

>>16102623
Ok chud

>> No.16104833

>>16102048
he's a shinning example of The Dunning Kruger Effect

>> No.16104858

>>16102596
lets just go ahead and plate this on a bath towel lol

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>>16104833

>> No.16104872

The one that gets me is when that lady comes over and makes some kind of mexican slop where they pour milk all over some chips or something, fuck I can't remember now

>> No.16104913

this is unironically my longest thread ever. we did it reddit!

>> No.16104950

>>16104913
i have a webm of him stuffing a wendys burgers into his mouth but idk how to strip the audio

>> No.16104981

>>16102303
lol hes like the rap version of Jack

>> No.16104986

>>16104872
We call this crema

>> No.16104996

thinking of buying a cooking with Jack tshirt to identify myself as an autist

>> No.16105004

>>16104996
the sauce website is back up, i have a morbid curiosity

>> No.16105057

>>16105004
It's got a jelly consistency. I know other anons have tried it

>> No.16105063

>>16104659
:(

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>>16105063

>> No.16105411

>>16104827
KEK this has to be photoshopped, right? no way his arms are that diminutive

>> No.16105424

I wasn't really a fan of his until after he stroked out. I like how creative he gets with the one handed recipes

>> No.16105443

>>16105411
He's like 5'5

>> No.16105479

>>16104827
I've had that EXACT pair of shorts for a very long time. thank god I'm not jack sized

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>>16102686
>dripping with grease
gross?

>> No.16105491

Looks like a soy jack

>> No.16105495

>>16102290
Hammy Tammy whose thighs go whammy slammy into Jack's salammy.

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>>16104710
is he like 5'1"?

>> No.16105510

>>16102026
YouTube celebrity threads are a cancer, will you niggers please at least limit these to once a week or something? It's the same 6 faggots over and over again, at least dig up someone we have not all seen one million times. I fucking hate you viral marketing scum with the few ounces of passion left in my old black heart. Eat shit and die

>> No.16105515

>>16105497
He has a talent for turning the act of eating food into a god damned ordeal.

>> No.16105550

>>16105515
my impression is he can turn literally anything into a god damned ordeal. what does/did this fucker actually do for a living?

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nice to see ja/ck/ thread

>> No.16105560

>>16105411
he has small arms, but they appear even smaller due to that oversized shirt and his massive gut

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>>16105550
I think he was like a DJ or something before

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>> No.16105591

>>16105585
what is he doing? Why would he post this?

>> No.16105593

>>16105550
>what does/did this fucker actually do for a living?
order his mommy wife around to film on mothers day and take his fat ass out to wendys in the middle of a hurricane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAETifKJ5ys&

oh and also steal recipes from commercials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa2Vl3w-oag

>> No.16105594

>>16105591
what do you think he's doing?
give it a bit of a think and let us know

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>> No.16105602

>>16105565
really?
>>16105593
kek but seriously where do the jackbucks come from?

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>> No.16105610

>>16105585
kek what a retard

>> No.16105613

>>16103916
Fuck off, Jack.

>> No.16105616 [DELETED] 

>>16105613
>Implying I would waste my time on 4chan

pathetic, honestly.

>> No.16105620

>>16105613
>Implying he would waste his time on 4chan

pathetic, honestly.

>> No.16105625

>>16105561
That made me angrier than it should have.

>> No.16105669

>>16105490
Jesus Christ I thought I was about to see someone lose a finger

>> No.16105742

>>16105602
Yeah he was a dj in the 80s. Nowadays he relies on Tammy for everything. He doesn't make shit off YouTube with his 5k views per video

>> No.16105965

>>16105585
This is painful to watch.

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>>16102297

>> No.16106009

>>16103326

i thought jack lived in some suburb in california. it seems weird that I see so many white people in his webms if that were true

>> No.16106041

>>16106009
He did live in California.

>> No.16106044

>>16106041
so he exodus'd the fuck out of the state?
what's going on there actually? asking for a yuropoor friend

>> No.16106050

>>16106044
He's moved to Nashville some years ago.

>> No.16106055

>>16106050
because of conservative nature of the state and people?

>> No.16106059

>>16106055
I'm honestly not sure. I think that the cost of living would've played a huge part, but I don't want to make claims I am not certain of.

>> No.16106073

>>16106059
I've heard that Cali has some issues atm (small businesses' owners leave etc.), that makes me curious. I mean it was always the richest out of the states, I wonder what's going on there or even if it's true (that small b. owners migration)

>> No.16106117

>>16106055
Yes. That and because he didn't want his son going to school with gays

>> No.16106158

>>16102026
Why does he disable his comments now?
I can understand it if it's personal attacks about his health.

>> No.16106162

>>16102135
He actually looks skinny-ish

>> No.16106170

>>16106044
Cali ( the state not his son) was normalizing or promoting homosexual acceptance in the public school system so he bootscooted over to the bible belt since he is a born again Christian. His wife got a transferred to a better job there so that's probably the actual reason.

>> No.16106174

>>16106158
He got rid of them a few years ago because people kept asking him why he still ate like shit after having two strokes

>> No.16106259

>>16102165
C

>> No.16106268

>>16106174
>people kept asking him why he still ate like shit after having two strokes
that wasn't even harassment, it's just was his fans being worried about him
Guy is a Legend, not in the best way possible, but still

>> No.16106280

>>16102339
>he refused to do physio because "Jesus will fix it"
i kind of doubt that, im guessing he cant afford physiothreapy and even if he could hes to lazy to do it

>> No.16106282

>>16106268
Sometimes fatties announce their diet/exercise plans to others to try and create extrinsic motivation to adhere to it. Jack has done this multiple times inexplicably because he never takes it well when people involve themselves in his diet/exercise plans.

>> No.16106290

>>16104464
hes worse than an animal

>> No.16106296

>>16102434
Obsessed

>> No.16106413

>>16105490
jesus take the knife away from her damn

>> No.16106417

>>16105079
tammy is way to pretty for him wtf is she doing with this guy

>> No.16106432

>>16105593
>>16105602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGEGLfzz7OQ&list=PL2MtWCGs1N0Tkx1TaGwZB1EJ6A9GgEjtj&index=8

follow this simple guide to succes!

>> No.16106435

>>16102026
How atrophied is his right arm now? Does it wave around like a flag from the slightest breeze?

>> No.16106436

>>16105606
what is her channel i want to nut to her face

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>>16106432
Fuuuuck. I haven't bothered looking at his channel in ages. It stopped being funny after the last stroke.
How does he have almost half a million subscribers? Looking at recent videos he barely gets more engagement than pic related, who has 21k subs.
Did Jack just buy a bunch of fake subscriptions or what?

>> No.16106449

>>16106446
>Did Jack just buy a bunch of fake subscriptions or what?
that is very likely

>> No.16106458

>>16106446
I'm sure half of it is memed and the other us just dead subs his views are so low lucky to break 10k with 450k subs? He's got a grave yard subed to him.

>> No.16106497

>>16102843
ah fuck. i wear giant carhartt tshits. time to get my shit together

>> No.16106906

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwZ8oOVWtEo
What;s his new normal? no way I;m watching 90 minutes of that

>> No.16106908

>>16105585
how does one gain such levels of competance?

>> No.16106951

I just love jack threads :)

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>>16106908

>> No.16107223

>>16104464
Is he doing this on purpose (haha look at me i eat like a pig i am so funny) or does he just eat like this naturally?

>> No.16107230

>>16106446
His channel has been around since youtube started, so he was literally the only cooking show for a while there. That's how he has so many subs but gets no views on his videos

>> No.16107252

>>16102389
>jesus is king, see he has a crown
>also he's half lion, king of the jungle get it
>that's why he has a crown
I want to beat him senseless.
It's also amazing how you could tell he's a retard by his look, and I don't mean his apparel, his frog eyes and underbite really give it away

>> No.16107301

>>16102596
Tabarnak.

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Dumping some of my favorite Jack classics
https://youtu.be/Era4tENWn4Q
https://youtu.be/MrcW5rqFUn0
https://youtu.be/4TsybzqCJp0
https://youtu.be/ak3uJGf6Bj0
https://youtu.be/R1FfZiiK-I4
https://youtu.be/eO6e5k6Vvnc

>> No.16107402

>>16102026
Didn't he bash the shit out of his son when he found him with weed.

>> No.16107454

>>16103326
Somehow she's better looking than I expected.

>> No.16107486

>>16105575
how does he have like 1000s of kitchen utensils but no fryer basket

>> No.16107489

>>16103822
Imagine the smell

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You think they'll ever make amends?

>> No.16107914

>>16102165
Do you really think he's gay? He's got to be one of the least gay people I've ever seen in my life.

>> No.16107981

>>16107826
looks like Jack didn't choke-slam him hard enough

>> No.16107996

>>16107826
goddamn this makes me smile.

>> No.16108007

>>16107826
Damn good for him. Hope jack seethes

>> No.16108111

>>16107826
Is that Jack's dad?

>> No.16108155

>>16102365
I love this one. Didn't he try to blame his undercooked omlette on the bullet?

>> No.16108224

>>16108155
Yes
https://youtu.be/7InCfiYZW4I

>> No.16108456

>>16107252
That’s not why it’s half lion
It’s because Jesus Christ is called the lion of the tribe of Judah
So apparently it is over your head lel

>> No.16108605

>>16108456
Ok jack jr

>> No.16108618

>>16102843
This is horrible, they took the wrong Jack from us.

>> No.16108668

>>16105616
>>16105620
kek

>> No.16108824

>>16102499
If you live in a country with very good food standards and the meat is extremely fresh and ground freshly with a sterile grinder, maybe. Not so much using factory farmed meat.

>> No.16109012

>>16106436
I'm willing to bet 5$ it's Tammy, Jack's wife

>> No.16109016

>>16109012
you'd be out the money, that is Jack's childhood friend who is also unusually fat

>> No.16109024

Why does his family stick out their tongues to take bites?

I am an American and I have never seen that before.

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>>16109024
cover all 9000 taste buds

>> No.16109261

>>16107826
unironically wear the same shoes as him

>> No.16109461

>>16104710
Holy shit, he's all fucked up and retarded now. Was he yelling for Tammy?

>> No.16109487

>>16105585
Why didn't he fry his thumb?

>> No.16110863

>>16109461
He ate all the frog legs

>> No.16110870

>>16102646
my favorite jack moment to this day. he was reviewing these claws. He gave them a bad review saying they didnt work whenever his meat is barely cooked

>> No.16110887

>>16102646
how is he so bad. it's mindboggling

>> No.16110914

>>16110870
To me nothing beats Yoshi blade. Jack being shocked by ceramic blade being chipped when used to cut wood and calling it dangerous due to that is one of the peaks. The fact that he returned it afterwards is just a cherry on top.

>> No.16110997

>>16110914
Is that the one where he tries cutting a fucking spatula?

>> No.16111019

>>16110997
Yes.

>> No.16112053

RIP daddy jack

>> No.16112086

>>16112053
Jack in the box parking lot review.

>> No.16112107

>>16105479
Good ol' AND1 Walmart shorts.

>> No.16112123

>>16102048
You're not wrong in the slightest, but that's what makes him great.

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>>16102297
that fucking arm flopping about kek

>> No.16112161

>>16102948
thats 90 - 00 rappers your thinking of

>> No.16112167

>>16104734
strokes do that to you

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>>16102269
it will never not be funny how he holds his hand still with gyroscopic precision whilst moving the rest of his head/body towards whatever he eats

>> No.16112355

>>16104056
seriously. my balls clenched.

>> No.16112393

>>16104621
You want your insides scrambled by a fat retard?

>> No.16112412

>>16107220
All good tips you cunt.

>> No.16112581

>>16102389
>his tattoo is of Jesus morphing into a furry

>> No.16112632

redpill me on jack
i haven't visited /ck/ in ages, but i saw some posting about him on /v/ a couple days ago

>> No.16112674

>>16102537
wtf is this post

>> No.16112679

>>16102389
Doesn't he have another son he disowned because he smoked weed and now he's actually successful and runs a weed business or something?

>> No.16112771

>>16112632
he;s bad at cooking

>> No.16112775

>>16112771
That's an understatement.

>> No.16112940

>>16105510
it's a drop in the pond, careful not to drown!

>> No.16112990

Anyone joining his live stream this morning?

>> No.16113193

>>16107826
im ginna request context to this picture, who is who and what's happening?

>> No.16113276

>>16104659
Yo wtf happened to his arm?

>> No.16113322

>>16113276
His 2nd or 3rd stroke took it out.
You'd think having one stroke and getting through it without damage would be a wake up call, but for Jack it was the start of a challenge. how many strokes can he get before his body gives out

>> No.16113372

Who is the best side character in the extended ja/ck/ universe? For me it’s Paul.

>> No.16113377

>>16106162
You must be fat as fuck

>> No.16113397

>>16102929
Is that Spotemgottem? That lil nigga has been ON my mind...

>> No.16113446

>>16102297
>me to fat y'all

>> No.16113478

>>16113372
Jack Jr aka dat boi cali

>> No.16113487

>>16102048
That's why he's funny. You have to be autistic to obsessively hate him for it. The choking his pot smoking son thing is scummy, though.

>> No.16113489

>>16105556
sigh....come on jack

>> No.16113568

>>16105561
Jack grills like my boomer dad lol

>> No.16113607

>>16103822
this webm just exudes power. jack haters will ignore this. he has such refined taste he can discern a difference in quality based on the water alone.

>> No.16113854

>>16102339
>Jesus fucks up your arm
>doesn't fix it

>> No.16113896

>>16104235
I think it's like DSP where he's genuinely incompetent, but not THAT incompetent, but knows he's famous for his incompetence and plays it up.

>> No.16113900

>>16104604
that is fucking LEWD

>> No.16113905

>>16102596
>poutine with underdone fries, shredded cheese, and that nasty looking slop gravy

what the fuck. i cant believe i idolized this nigga as a kid

>> No.16113906

>>16103808
It's just the standard garbled americ*n pr*testant conception of God they pick up from watching Pastor Zebedee Burgerheimer's telethons for a new private jet so he can fly to Israel.

>> No.16113917

>>16103326
>This is a 10/10 in Yankistan

>> No.16113926

>>16104125
And he's an out and loud Christian who has never heard of a Pharisee, he's literally the avatar of America

>> No.16113937

>>16104833
It's a doggy dogg world anon

>> No.16113946

>>16113906
Fantastic post.

>> No.16113994

>>16107223
probably both. le ebin messy burger shot is already a staple of white american cuisine videography

he's just doing it badly

>> No.16114003

>>16107486
Because he's never seen an infomercial for a plastic one with a retarded handle

>> No.16114014

>>16107826
Is that an ice sonichu medallion?

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