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Authentic Italian Edition.

>> No.16093076

>>16093031
I can see adam doing something like this

>> No.16093091

>>16093076
>Why I dump my Prego sauce loads on the counter, and not in my wife

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>> No.16093100

>>16093031
and she calls herself a feminist

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>>16093031

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>>16093125

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>>16093146

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>>16093151

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>>16093183

>> No.16093200

>>16093125
Is this good? It looks good, but I can't decide if its it's a meme or not.

>> No.16093216

>>16093200
I've made this before, and I suggest salting the salmon, or using smoked salmon in there instead of raw, because otherwise the juices leak out and make the inside of the breading soggy and metallic

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>>16093199

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>>16093221

>> No.16093230

>>16093216
Thanks, I'll have to try it!

>> No.16093232

>>16093031
>plant lady

>> No.16093267

>>16093129
Has anyone tried this? Yeah it's a bit much, but I have to say, that looks pretty good.

>> No.16093298

>>16093171
Most /ck/ users would say EW EW ICKY THE YOLK IS RAWW EWWWW

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>>16093298
/ck/ doesn't understand eggs.

>> No.16093317

>>16093151
this is vile

>> No.16093324

>>16093308
looks pretty damn good

>> No.16093344

>>16093317
it's pretty much just biryani with lamb in chutney

>> No.16093361

>>16093031
>Meatballs
>Metric fucktonnes of sugary, bottom of the barrel tomato sauce
>Literal sawdust for "cheese" (look it up, they actually add cellulose to it)
>Inconceivable that that amount of pasta would not be overcooked
>Not a drop of olive oil in sight
Certified inauthentic

>> No.16093363

>>16093361
Cellulose is not saw dust you retard.

>> No.16093379

>>16093363
Well it ain't cheese

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>> No.16093554

>>16093363
Yeah it is

>> No.16093568

>>16093129
kek

>> No.16093574

>>16093095
No wonder americans are so fat.

>> No.16093575

>>16093402
no

>> No.16093593

>>16093402
gonna go throw up

>> No.16093601

>>16093200
I've made a similar recipe before and I'd say it worked out very well.

>> No.16093604

>>16093129
HAHAHAHA HE PUT SO MANY DA IICKLES ON DA SANDWICH HAHAHA SO HECKIN RANDOM AND WHOLESOME
fucking hell you reditfags have some horrific senses of humor.

>> No.16093605

>>16093402
I had nightmares like that

>> No.16093636

>>16093604
Yeah, she should have shoved it up his ass BURGERFUCK BURGERFUCK ITS AWWRIGHT

>> No.16093680

>>16093167
>Normies all desperately rushing towards a dangerous situation with their phones out looking to record
Sad, many such cases.

>> No.16093687

>>16093402
Somehow this is worse than nikoposting.

>> No.16093695

>>16093199
Wouldn't the flavor of the lobster be completely buried under all that red meat and sauce?

>> No.16093707

>>16093308
I haven't made this, but it just looks like super runny "scrambled" eggs. Are they any good or just over hyped french crap?

>> No.16093711

>>16093707
>calls something 'overrated' or 'overhyped'
>has never even tried it
why does the internet make people so completely braindead?

>> No.16093724

>>16093402
NO

>> No.16093727

>>16093711
You're here, so tell me.

And yes, there is a lot of over hyped french crap that isn't worth the effort. You'll notice i was asking if it was over hyped, as denoted by the question mark at the end of the string of words.

Is it good or not?

>> No.16093776

>>16093031
holy shit I hate Americans so much.

>> No.16093793

>>16093200
checked, it's got all the basic components of a good salmon wellington but it's cut a lot of corners to the point I would just call it salmon with creamed spinach in puff pastry

>> No.16093809

>>16093151
>what do wakandans eat
nothing you silly spook

>> No.16093823

>>16093402
Food gore.

>> No.16093837

>>16093139
>peppers with the stem still on

>> No.16093869

>>16093308
30 seconds longer and they would be right. those are just undercooked straight up.

>> No.16093878

>>16093707
overhyped but not French, proper French scrambled eggs have nice velvety ribbon like curds not that porridge looking shit.

>> No.16093883

>>16093031
Cold Stone Pastaria

>> No.16093892 [DELETED] 

>>16093031
If you're making this much pasta just get a giant ass stock pot

>> No.16093919

>>16093363
I mean, it kind of is dude

>> No.16093926

>>16093793
>but it's cut a lot of corners to the point I would just call it salmon with creamed spinach in puff pastry
Oh yeah? What corners?

>> No.16093945

>>16093926
Actually I was wrong, it's a pretty standard salmon wellington. Just not how I was taught to make them - my bad.

>> No.16093946

>>16093175
>miniscule amount of cheese added
>somehow it triples in amount in the oven

>> No.16094017

>>16093317
get some taste you inbred american

>> No.16094033

>>16093031
urge to kill... rising...

>> No.16094044

>>16093200
You never salt spinach during the cooking process. Similar to eggs

>> No.16094046

>>16093574
>literally calls it a 'scottish twist' in the video
>"l-lol muricans right guize??"
rent fucking free.

>> No.16094053

>>16093308
i've said it before and I'll say it now. undercooked

>> No.16094054

>>16093129
That's not bacon

>> No.16094080

>>16093946
that's the bechamel browning, retard

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>>16093228
>steak badly undercooked

>> No.16094158

>>16093402
I had to close this, wtf

>> No.16094196

>>16093031
i am in awe.

>> No.16094201

>>16093031
do americans really?

>> No.16094207

>>16093183
>potatoe

yeah ok there dan quayle

>> No.16094217

>>16094201
italian-americans yes

>> No.16094229

>>16094017
taste my big smelly penis yuropoor

>> No.16094241

>>16093095
i want to punch somebody because of this.

>> No.16094247

>>16094241
congratulations you are now an honorary scotsman

>> No.16094253

>>16094129
that shit was almost well done faggot

>> No.16094267

>>16093031
This is one of those joke videos, right? I forget the other one I saw.

>> No.16094277

>>16093125
>>16093200
Seems chicken would be better.

>> No.16094289

>>16093574
Richard Hammond is British but ok

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>>16093125

>> No.16094312

>>16094046
Scots-Irish American, come on

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>>16094297

>> No.16094341

>>16094297
SUS

>> No.16094358

>>16094046
One of the more common jokes is to call him American or imply that he's one.

>> No.16094412

>>16093707
I've made the ramsey method before, unironically shit. Would rather have some brown burnt bits than his liquid eggs

>> No.16094429

>>16094277
what kind of sauce would you serve with it?

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>>16093361
cellulose? in food??? OMG
that's like literally sawdust!
you're literally eating wood!

>> No.16094475

>>16093308
how does he get out?

>> No.16094488

>>16094429
BBQ

>> No.16094558

>>16093604
HahhHHaaah kill all minorities and mentally ill peopl. amirite??

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>>16094454
>compares ground cinnamon to wood pulp
nice try, glowfaggot

>> No.16094584

>>16093707
its worth having.

>> No.16094593

>>16093402
>just finished cleaning and sanitized for the night
>have some food you were eating 20 mins earlier that you brought from home
>mix it up and make it look like scraps
>pour it in sink
>LE EPIC REACTION VIDEO BROS

>>16093575
>>16093593
>>16093605
>>16093687
>>16093724
>>16093823
>>16094158
y'all are pussies

>> No.16094600

>>16094579
what do you think ground cinnamon is?

>> No.16094602

>>16093146
Serious question, is it not a mistake to saute garlic before onion?
Garlic cooks much faster and by the time the onion is browned some of the smaller bits of garlic may be burned, at least that's what I've been taught.

>> No.16094603

>>16094593
there r chunks of shit all up in that sink u blind fuck.

>> No.16094606

>>16094603
looks like soap and water that wasn't rinsed out retard

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>>16094600
Cinnamon that's been ground up, retard.
>thinks cinnamon is wood
>doesn't know what bark is
>hey, let me build this house made of cinnamon
ngmi

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>>16093031
> 1L pasta sauce bottles
Do Americans really?

>> No.16094717

>>16093308
Those eggs are perfect

>> No.16094730

>>16094593
This. Even if it weren't fake it'd still be tastier/more nutritious than half the shit these cocksuckers eat on this board. Also, one out of the ten people on earth that are starving would happily eat that over nothing.

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>>16093308
Why doesn't he just move them to a different stovetop rather than putting them on the cutting board? You've now got burnt carcinogenic crap on your board.
Ramsey needs Jesus

>> No.16094736

>>16094708
What is this restaurant called, America?

>> No.16094755

>>16094736
heart attack grill. if you weigh over 350 you eat for free

>> No.16094771

>>16093776
But that's Italians

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>>16094755
I'll have the #4, please

>> No.16094776

>>16094774
>he thinks they don't have a scale

>> No.16094781

>>16093200
>>16093216
Salmon coulibiac, which is the superior dish, solves the sogging problem with part-cooked rice and a layer of sliced eggs.

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>>16094708
Wtf is wrong with America?

>> No.16094808

>>16094776
just stuff lead weights into your cargo pants pockets and put a fatsuit on top
ez

>> No.16094821

>>16094708
>not having Lana Del Waitress severely paddle your heinie beet red before burger and a milkshake
Why even continue to exist, fellow anons?

>> No.16094824

>>16094821
She was hit by a bus and died. It will never ever happen to anyone ever again.

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>>16094824
>they thought it was just a meme
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Attack_Grill#Illnesses_and_deaths

>> No.16094860

>>16093308
the shit with this overated as fuck dish is that the eggs form a thin layer in the bottom of the pan which is a fucking pain to clean and that's why I only make it to get laid.

>> No.16094892

>>16093298
you're so sensitive you thought someone would make fun of you for posting that so you tried to bait it instead of it happening naturally

>> No.16094904

>>16094708
Is that actually Nikocado?

>> No.16094910

>>16093308
I don't like the butter but the eggs don't look that bad after they cooled down on the bread for a bit.
I would pick it up and eat it like a taco.

>> No.16094911

>>16094842
is that a quantum physics meme?

>> No.16094912

>>16094312
>Scots-Irish Americans exist so Americans are somehow responsible for the Scots tradition of deep frying things
are you just pretending to be retarded?

>> No.16094917

>>16094736
>>16094755
The owner used to run gyms but saw too few people actually making an effort to get fit.
A few people have died there or nearby.

>> No.16094930

>>16093151
When will blacks understand that Wakanda is not real?

>> No.16094955

>>16093361
>Literal sawdust for "cheese" (look it up, they actually add cellulose to it)
Source??

>> No.16095007

>>16093151

like everything else they have, this is stolen. just a poorly executed indian dish

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>>16093095
>filename

>> No.16095084

>>16093129
i love me some pickles

>> No.16095087

>>16094693
>bark isn't wood
you stupid faggot

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>>16094297

>> No.16095105

>>16094904
is it just me or has he put on weight?

>> No.16095108

>>16094911
i thought it was a schizophrenic meme
t. schizophrenic

>> No.16095113

>>16093031
is she having a psychotic episode?

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>>16095087
stop hitting yourself

>> No.16095124

>>16095113
She's just following Adam's advice.

>> No.16095134

>>16095108
did you post it or are you another anon?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slit_experiment pretty sure it's about this, cool meme

>> No.16095143

>>16095134
different anon, ive seen it a few times though and never thought of physics

>> No.16095146

>>16094558
This but unironically

>> No.16095149

>>16094558
yeah thats right

>> No.16095150

>>16095143
first time I've seen it, look at what i posted, pretty sure it's about that, that must suck to be a schizo btw, sorry homie

>> No.16095155

>>16095150
yeah its an interesting read, i thought it was about the world conspiring against you when you arent paying attention but when you "look" they give you the illusion of unity and being not against you. but you can only see what they let you

>> No.16095161

>>16095155
yeah you're schizo for sure but I won't hold it against you

but what the experiment means (I know nothing about advanced science really) I think is that when something is being looked at matter behaves differently, which is why when the monkey looks at the slits they are different from when he's looking at them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uva6gBEpfDY

>> No.16095163

>>16095155
>>16095161
also desu if you really think about it the world is kinda like that, but not in a malicious way, people don't really care about eachother and just wanna benefit, but yeah

the way you described it is super schizo though but i think it has basis in reality, companies letting people die to make money, etc

>> No.16095167

>>16093031
>Ruining your countertop for a stupid TikTok video

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

>> No.16095169

>>16095163
based schizo

>> No.16095170

>>16095169
I'm not the schizo anon, I'm trying to make him feel better by saying what he said is kinda believable if you don't look at it in a malicious way

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>>16095170
>>16095170
>I'm not the schizo anon
based schizo

>> No.16095205

>>16094602
For Asian cooking garlic going in first is normal. Cooking the garlic to a nice golden brown really adds to the flavour. The only thing is that the garlic burns super quickly once it turns golden so you need to watch it and toss in your other ingredients quickly, burnt garlic is awful if its not intentional.

>> No.16095214

>>16095205
>brown
sorry i only associate with white people, so im not interested

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>>16093031
What do women do worst? Comedy or cooking?

>>16093139
You had to have the BIIIIG salad!

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>>16095174
rude anon trying to bully me

>> No.16095237

>>16095223
you know, giant lettuce, tomatoes the size of basketballs; a /big salad/

>> No.16095239

hello lads i just picked up a full glass of guinness and tried to pour it into a can, time for me to go to the pub to get even more drunk

>> No.16095249

>>16093604
imagine typing this

>> No.16095260

>>16094708
tfw when no shortstack to slap my ass when i finish a 8lb burger

>> No.16095262

>>16094904
>>16095105
I had this webm for a while and only realized it was him when some anon mentioned it. He's like 3 times as big now.
I just liked the heat attack grill stuff.
The internet was a mistake.

>> No.16095266

>>16095225
based happy guy

>> No.16095290

>>16093125
I once ate that
it's fine

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>>16093308

>> No.16095304

>>16093146
that's cat food
>fillipino
>im not surprised

>> No.16095321

>>16093151
>basmati rice instead of African rice
baka

>> No.16095347

>>16093402
Sir, that is illegal

>> No.16095359

>>16095347
I will make it legal

>> No.16095514

>>16093363
they call it cellulose but it's wood cellulose that they buy as sawdust from manufacturers and they add it to the food to increase weight cheaply. the government allows them to sell food with a certain percentage of it.

>> No.16095529

>>16093139
>mashing together mayo and garlic
>look I made aioli

>> No.16095601

>>16093308
Look at all this fucking idiots watching a man cooking scramble eggs, like he is cooking something complicated.

>> No.16095609

>>16094842
Stop collapsing the wave function, idiot

>> No.16095631

>>16095359
based tyrant

>> No.16095639

>>16095601
The best part is how they are all doing this typical American "i am concerned" face.

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>> No.16095800

>>16093228
Why not plating?

>> No.16095815

>>16095347
Sir, this is a Wendy's

>> No.16095819

>>16095695
Is this in Israel atm?

>> No.16095842

>>16093031
Death to America

>> No.16095846

>>16095842
Death to imperials!

>> No.16095850

>>16094860
thats why I make it in a teflon pan and stir it with a plastic whisk

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>> No.16095880

>>16095514
it's added to prevent caking

>> No.16095890

>>16093171
EW EW ICKY THE YOLK IS RAWW EWWWW

>> No.16095906

>>16094930
When they gain a real accomplishment.

>> No.16095998

>>16093031
>why I sauce the countertop NOT the pasta

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>>16093199
>Flank steak
>Very tough and chewy when not marinated and/or not cut against the grain

Dumbasses who came up with this recipe should have chose a better cut. Or at least take the fucking grain into account when you roll this shit. You're gonna be chewing it for hours if you follow this retard.

>> No.16096017

>>16095998
Literally this.

>> No.16096019

>>16094564
Do Americans/Europeans really?

>> No.16096080

>>16093139
Do not show that to an actual italian.

>> No.16096093

>>16093091
fucking kek

>> No.16096095

>>16093402
Good heaven almighty WHY

>> No.16096106

>>16094860
Egg stuck to pan just lifts away after ten minutes soaking in water.

>> No.16096120
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FUCK THAT DOGSHIT SELLING OUTSIDE OF TRINIDAD CALLING ITSELF DOUBLES

got excited when i heard a place in NY sold them only to get a sandwich

>> No.16096126

>>16093308
Ive made this, and while it's really good, there's always a layer of egg thats stuck to the bottom of the pan no matter how much I mix the eggs. Im talking like need to use my nails and steel wool level of stuck.

>> No.16096150

>>16096126
>>16095850

>> No.16096179

>>16095300
That's the face of someone who notices she has been sexually aroused by a man for the first time in her life.

>> No.16096195

>>16096120
Fuck me I've been on this site too long today, I read that as dubs

>> No.16096196
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Wtf

>> No.16096201

>>16096196
>No QPC
That's the disgusting part of this.

>> No.16096203

>>16096196
They gypped her three nuggets.

>> No.16096204

>>16096196
That seems like a relatively small amount of food, no?

>> No.16096233

>>16096006
it's german

>> No.16096235

>>16093146
good until they added organs

>> No.16096250

>>16093402
Gaspachelor

>> No.16096251

>>16095007
dude a million cultures have made a variation on this. stew is such a universal cuisine that no cultures have "stolen" anything. think khoresht or curry or goulash.

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>>16093151
>>16096251
I don't watch capeshit, but isn't Wakanda's whole schtick that they're extremely isolationist?
Those aren't local ingredients.
Also, if some Swede made a video of that recipe calling it Swedish food I bet would wouldn't defend it like that, faggot.

>>16096250
Don't try to make the same joke work two days in a row, dumdum. Is this you?

>> No.16096277

>>16094129
Retard.

>> No.16096285

>>16094842
>Customers can also order cigarettes, or candy cigarettes for children, which are part of the "vegan menu" for Heart Attack Grill

Absolutely based

>> No.16096286

>>16096264
>watch
It's from a graphic novel you illiterate.

>> No.16096309

>>16094666
honestly this wouldn't taste too bad

>> No.16096316

>>16095866
based Ja/ck/

>> No.16096321

>>16095819
it says gaza right there you fucking retard

>> No.16096323

>>16093183
>tiny white text in a dumb font in front of white ingredients
Whoever made this is a genius

>> No.16096324

>>16094558
Lel minorities who are majorities in their own country? And who the fucks want retards in their society? Kys faggot

>> No.16096327

>>16096196
start recording, take bite, stop recording, spit out mouthful
rinse and repeat for 30 minutes

>> No.16096335

How are there people who don’t even know what the double slit experiment is. Zoomers were a mistake. But the mistake will correct itself in no time when they start dropping like flies due to stupidity

>> No.16096347

>>16094558
Minority is a dated term. There are no minorities anymore. There is just one race now: mixed

>> No.16096366

Why does every american recipe need to have heavy cream, cream cheese and prepackage shredded cheese. Stop it

>> No.16096380

>>16096327
this, pretty much all tiktok thots are frauds

>> No.16096383

>>16096196
> Never shows her swallowing
Attention whores were a mistake

>> No.16096384

>>16094129
Tremendous bait

>> No.16096401

>>16093308
They all act like they're watching him perform surgery or something

>> No.16096416

>>16093095
>The grilling has helped

>> No.16096417

>>16096401
You don’t understand. Ramsay is literally the Jesus of cooking

>> No.16096494

>>16096417
You mean fake and dead?

>> No.16096508

>>16096196
This is an American appetizer

>> No.16096544

>>16093308
eggs!?

>> No.16096678

>>16095155
sorry schizo

>> No.16096815

>>16096678
don't respond to my posts.

>> No.16096922

>>16093151
>black culture is so fucking pathetic they have to pretend that a superior civilization exists
You can't even make this shit up.

>> No.16096933

>>16096922
And yet you just did.

>> No.16096935

>>16095167
You know counters can be cleaned right? It's a fucking retarded video but the countertop isn't "ruined" you fucking moron.

>> No.16096937

>>16096933
The video made it up, not me friend.

>> No.16096983
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>eating left over burrito
>one cat lays itself on the plate
>ends up eating the butt of burrito
>another cat comes and tries to bury it like it's shit
I tried turning the short video into a webm but fuck file size limit and my laziness

>> No.16097018

>>16093095
Im born and raised in italy and id try this unironically

>> No.16097040

>>16095866
That's when our boy could use two arms.

>> No.16097057

>>16096983
nigger get those filthy shit-walking beasts away from your food, no wonder they thought your food was a turd, they were walking all over it and shedding on top of it. you make me sick.

>> No.16097059

>>16096196
>>16096327
>>16096380
>>16096383
This supposedly happens with muckbangs when they' have edits. A lot of good food is wasted.

>> No.16097065

>>16096494
Jewish

>> No.16097073

>>16097057
Nah, I had the burrito in hand thr entire time, only used thr plate to warm it up. Do you like dogs?

>> No.16097105

>>16097073
It doesn't fucking matter whether you were holding it, if they can walk up to it, sniff it, rub their ass against it, you're (hopefully) going to catch something.
And no, but if I had a dog I wouldn't be eating my fucking reheated shitty burritos on the floor on the same vertical level as their anus you disgusting pig.

>> No.16097121

>>16096383
Let me get my hands on her and I can guarantee I'll force her to swallow

>> No.16097149

>>16097105
Lololol

>> No.16097735

>>16093809
>everything I dont like is a spook!!

>> No.16097741

>>16097735
In addition to meaning "intelligence agent," the word "spook" can also mean "nigger"

>> No.16097746

>>16093308
>/ck/ doesn't understand eggs.
this but unironically. Subhuman mutts and bogs are scared of raw eggs so much so they make scrambled egg pasta when they try to make carbonara and then make a thread calling the dish shit. But they happily gorge down buckets of mayo.

>> No.16097778

>>16093837
Thats usually how pepperoncini are served at least from my experience

>> No.16097781

>>16095223
Normally I would call you an incel but it really is a tough competition.

>> No.16097797

>>16093091
holy shit my sides

>> No.16097833

>>16096937
No, the video did nothing of the sort. You made it up. Marvel has lots of fictional nations, and it's not because real world sources are too pathetic.

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>>16097868
this can not be real

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>>16094289
The Hamster is an honorary American.

>> No.16097945

>>16094771
I hate them too, they're the niggers of Europe

>> No.16097949

>>16097880
he's either having the time of his life or he's about to drop dead

>> No.16097962

>>16097876
holy shit street shitters are disgusting cunts

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>> No.16097996

>>16096233
She's actually dutch

>> No.16097999

>>16094044
Why not? And why don't you salt eggs?

>> No.16098049

>>16097862
resourceful

>> No.16098148

>>16097949
I imagined it like he's on acid and finding this restaurant experience just far too much to handle.

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>>16093031

>> No.16098253

>>16098249
why do people always post this

>> No.16098260

>>16098253
Because they're shitposters and retarded.

>> No.16098272

>>16096935

Do you know how hard it is to get tomato stains out of marble or quartz countertop?

>> No.16098284

>>16098164
electric pepper mills exist..

>> No.16098317

>>16097059
>supposedly
I thought everyone knew that about mukbangs. It's so obvious

>> No.16098332

>>16097852
I really don't like the texture of squid, usually. But then I had a dish the other day that was braised for a long time and the squid was tender. It was the first time I actually enjoyed it.

>> No.16098349

>>16097868
I mean if you don't wash and disinfect it, how are you supposed to eat medium rare chicken?

>> No.16098372

>>16095866
Still the most disgusting webm I have ever seen here.

>> No.16098430

>>16094708
I guess this is the "response" to that franchise that people goes to be served by a VERY rude staff.

Yes.. People pay for that "gag".

>> No.16098434

>>16098249
i recognize that dead arm anywhere!

>> No.16098530

>>16097996
She's Austrian.

>> No.16098624

>>16097852
Is that seasoned at all? Looks gross

>> No.16098640

>>16097885
Why doesnt a surgeon cut that off? Serves no purpose.

>> No.16098644

>>16093129
the only thing wrong with this is the egg

>> No.16098675

>>16095601
And also as if that retarded on-off method with lots of scrambling would produce something different than just keeping it on the stove and scrambling. It's just wet scrambled eggs.

>> No.16098692

>>16093031
First I thought this was a retarded "haha epic food wasting" video
then I realized it's so much worse, someone attempting to replicate the scam restaurants that throw your food on the table like slop and you pay $500 to pretend to enjoy the "experience", in their own home.

>> No.16098721

>>16093298
>>16093171
>>16093308
It is raw. It's not the yolk that's the problem, it's the uncooked egg white. You see, this has the yolk beaten together with the whites. If you don't cook until solid, then the whites stay uncooked along with the yolk. Which is disgusting.

>> No.16098753

>>16097852
Why isn't she having sex with it?

>> No.16098757

>>16093031
jesus christ this look awful and unclean, at this point just eat that just with your hands

>> No.16098759

>>16098753
This is a blue board.

>> No.16098765

>>16098753
she's korean not japanese

>> No.16098772

>>16097833
cope nigger lmao

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>>16097980

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>>16096179
>she

>> No.16099032

>>16098640
Why even a surgeon? Just down half a bottle of vodka and snip it off after icing it. Simple as.

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>>16098831

>> No.16099118

>>16094297
Scrumogus

>> No.16099183

>>16093076
Wtf is adam?

>> No.16099193

>>16094666
needs salsa

>> No.16099270

>>16095214
Okay? The anon i responded to (not sure if thats you) was just asking why the garlic went in first on a webm for an Asian dish. Maybe head back to pol for your feel good put downs mate.

>> No.16099443

>>16094842
>See also: obesity in the United States
Fucking kek

>> No.16099502

>>16095695
Thankful the filename tells us where this is otherwise I would have assumed that was Portland or Minneapolis.

>> No.16099530
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>>16096019
It's Japanese - by a solo camp Vtuber.

>> No.16099532

>>16097862
>leftist paradise
>you will eat the bugs

>> No.16099539

>>16098640
It is auspicious.

>> No.16099564

>>16099087
>no black eye or busted lip
fake

>> No.16099567

>>16093604
Welcome to 4chan. Good on you for trying to fit in, but I suggest you lurk more first, and start somewhere around 2006.

>> No.16099575

>>16093125
>Didn't properly skin the salmon
gross.

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>> No.16099649

>>16094297

>> No.16099798

>>16097949
Famous football player.
Famous for football.
And for doing a lot of drugs.
Currently super dead for obvious reasons.

>> No.16099831

>>16098164
who the fuck has a film canister anymore alan?

>> No.16100011

>>16099831
That was probably filmed in the early 2000s, anon. People still used film cameras.

>> No.16100419

>>16099530
Kill yourself right now.

>> No.16100458

>>16098233
>dumbs egg into the dirt to cook it instead of cooking it in the shell
no wonder these troglodytes are still living in the stone age.

>> No.16100525

>>16098430
He's pretty based
https://youtu.be/hqf_SIQ3JAk

>> No.16100566

>>16096196
>billion cuts
>not even showing chewing or swallowing it
i dont buy it

>> No.16100580

>>16094297
Best/worst post in thread

>> No.16100807

>>16095819
>>16096321
look at the script on the signs
this is Israel

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>>16096196
pleb

>> No.16101335

>>16101248
She livestreams herself eating insane amounts of food usually so you can see she isn't using editing tricks/puking all the time. It's pretty interesting, I don't speak nip but apparently there was a medical show featuring her that showed she had a really abnormal digestive tract which allows her to eat so much.

>> No.16101393

>>16096264
Really terrible post

>> No.16101417

>>16098260
Why so butthurt?

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