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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UZsgFzapNE

Can we do something about this guy? He's taking a fat shit on /ourgirl/.

>> No.16090489

Oh no mama mia she a ruina da carbonara!

>> No.16090497

>>16090489
>boil water first
does it matter?

>> No.16090502

>>16090484
The internet has made people purposeless mean and nasty.

>> No.16090508

>>16090497
Italians are autistic. They don't care about facts. If you salt the water before boiling, they start to screech. Slowly, I'm beginning to hate them even though I am one of them.

>> No.16090510

I think everyone reacts the same way to her videos.

>> No.16090529

Italians are fucking losers, dude. Straight up. Not gonna hold back speaking on this anymore.

>> No.16090551

>>16090502
there's plenty of purpose to it

>> No.16090557

Reminds me of when my brother made dinner for his in-laws when he first started dating his wife
>be bro
>making dinner for gfs family at their house
>parents and grandparents are italian immigrants
>mama mia but whatever
>gf tells him to make spaghetti since it's everyone's favorite
>makes it
>brings out to table
>grandparents look pissed
>grandfather turning red and swearing
>grandmother goes from english to italian
>goes from pissed to crying upset
>dad threatening to kick bro's ass for making grandma cry
>gf and mom trying to bring order
>bro ends up bailing without saying a word when he hears pops rifling through cupboards
>finds out later that grandparents were upset because the presentation and smell didn't match what they traditionally had/made back in italy
>hes never cooked anything for them since

>> No.16090572

>>16090557
are all italians such crybabies like this?

>> No.16090579

>>16090557
>gf tells him to make spaghetti since it's everyone's favorite
Never let a woman decide what to eat, they don't have the genetic instincts or brain power necessary to pick something. Any retard knows not the make ethnic food for an ethnic family. Like that faggot seriously couldn't just make a pot roast or some other easy white people food? dumb bitch

>> No.16090584

>>16090557
why didn't he simply slit their throats open?

>> No.16090585

>>16090557
his wife is either a dumbass or some kind of joker

>> No.16090597

>>16090579
I agree 100%, but if anon isn't lying, imagine how weak and pathetic those grandparents were to cry at the sight of food because it isn't "muh rustic Italian heritage."

>> No.16090599

>watching fucking reaction videos
>gamers, rise up!
Fuck off with your e-faggotry, OP.

>> No.16090697

>>16090557
He should have made some american dish like Pizza

>> No.16090726

>>16090599
>actually simping for this pastan*gger
KYS

>> No.16090729

>>16090497
Yes, it matters. There is a higher chance of pasta sticking if you don't.

>> No.16090800

>>16090484
>"italian"
he is from new york

>> No.16091148

>>16090484
Talk about a low hanging fruit, roast gordon ramsey or something.

>> No.16091170

Every video with "reacts" in the title should lead to a permaban
Why give a shit

>> No.16091208

>>16090484
I hate Italians so much
Unironically the worst pizza and pasta I've had was in Italy

>> No.16091371

>>16090484
Why does no one understand the point of her videos?. She’s a terrible cook and everything she makes is for tastebudless son. We just laugh at her and she thinks she’s the best

>> No.16091470
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>>16090557
>presentation and smell doesnt match what i traditionally had back in italy
worst nation on earth

>> No.16091485

>>16090484
>normies are now finding lolcows to gawk at
Internet is dying

>> No.16091514

>>16091485
the end is the beginning

>> No.16091639

>>16090484
>>16090557
I fucking hate Italians so much, it's unreal.

>> No.16091697

>>16090557
Guys where can I find a irl troll gf?

>> No.16091709

>>16091697
Not on 4chan

>> No.16091958

>>16090484
Watched his reaction videos to Gordon's, Marco's and Jamie's carbonara along with his own recipe video and he seems like a pretty nice guy.

>> No.16091969

>>16091958
He's a worthless prostitute. This YouTube attention shit is always just whoring.

>> No.16091993
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16091993

No idea what this nonce is on about but I'll av a nice crisp butty when yer ready please Kay luv

>> No.16092655

>>16090557
What exactly did they expect? Did they think some random American was going to be able to make the same exact pasta they had at home? There's no way someone lacks this kind of foresight without being retarded.

>> No.16092812

>>16090508
Repent.

>>16090529
Wise. The longer we tolerate them the longer their shit will continue.

>>16090557
Many such cases. Sad!

>> No.16092827

>>16091993
This pic always makes me seethe.

t. has to deal with Brits daily

>> No.16092833

>>16092655
>There's no way someone lacks this kind of foresight without being retarded.
He was quite clear that they were Italian.

>> No.16092841

>>16090484
> Faggot who's entire gimmick is pretending to know better than other people has to make reaction videos of an intentionally retarded woman with 100x more views than him

>> No.16092849

>>16090729
Prove it.
There's absolutely nothing in the chemistry of cooking pasta that suggest that.
Sticky pasta has everything to do with the amount of water.

>> No.16092859

Kay seems like a nice lady and he's not right to make fun of her.

>> No.16092898

>>16090484
>Italians
I sleep. Who gives a fuck what noodleniggers think? Day of the Boil, when?

>> No.16092904

>>16090579
>spaghetti
>ethnic food
Shut up, retard.

>> No.16092937

>>16090502
The industrial revolution did that. The internet just gave people an outlet.

>> No.16092947

>>16090572
Most of my favorite artists are Italians and judging from that I feel like the answer is yes. Of course most artists are neurotic so that may not be a good way to judge.

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>>16090726

>> No.16093533

>>16092849
It literally happened to me a few times when I was a dumb teenager.
It doesn't really have to be boiling, just hot, or you can separate the strands of pasta.

>> No.16094043

>>16090557
shouldn't have put ketchup on the pasta mutt

>> No.16094166

lmaoing @ all the seething itt. stay mad tastelet hamplanets
oh and that youtuber? obviously american

>> No.16094537

>>16090557
Would he prefer if they lied to him?

>> No.16095252

>>16092849

Not him but it can see it making sense. If you put the pasta in the water before it boils, it will spend in the pot for a longer time and the pasta will soften slowly while still in contact.

If you throw the pasta in the boiling water it will cook quicker and there won't be as much chance for the starches to glue the elements together.

>> No.16095289

To be fair he redid his Bolognese video after his fellow Italians criticised it.

>> No.16095393
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>>16090484
>>16090489
>>16090557
>>16090529
>>16092812
>>16090572
>>16092947
Italian sounds like a mix of African tribal languages (whitles and ooga booga) with Arabic accent and intonation.

It's the brownest language known to man, if orcs from Mordor spoke arabic, it would sound something like Italian.

Shitalian food and pseudo culture are overblown by terrones shilling it from America. Your cuisine is unhealthy fatty-fuck trash based on pasta that makes you all look like bloated pigs.
If you want healthy food, head out for Germany, Czech, Poland. If you want actual Med cuisine, try Greek or Spanish. >inb4 le butifel shitalian women

Yeah, Monica Belucci and a bunch of retro porn Shitalian whores, also overblown by Terrones from Shartmerica. Fuck Shitalians and fuck Shitaly.

>> No.16095405

>>16095393
Is this a new copy pasta? Either way fairly funny, 5.5/10

>> No.16095442

>>16095393
terroni look like this???

>> No.16095443
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16095443

>>16090557
Santa María, what kinda sheet did you cook for them?

>> No.16095527

Went to a traditional italian families house for dinner once, for dinner was cold spaghetti, yes cold spaghetti. I asked at the dinner table if I could put mine in the microwave, they were aghast and couldn't believe I had asked such a thing.

>> No.16095532

>>16090557
>making dinner for gfs family at their house
Quite literally impossible.
What kind of Italian grandma would allow anyone working her kitchen without any supervision?
Bullshit story 100%

>> No.16095710

>>16095443
I bet he broke the pasta in half

>> No.16095769

>>16095527

just that? no sauce or vegetables in it?

tell me the full story and i'll tell you how uncultured you are

>> No.16095779

>>16090484
These "professional X reacts to Y done poorly" videos is the laziest content on Youtube.
Who the fuck watches this trash?

>> No.16095789

>>16090497
not sure if it matters but why the fuck wouldn't you? Ur probably gonna overcook the pasta.

>> No.16095818

>>16090484
cringe af ngl

>> No.16095847

>ITT muttland simps go on damage control
Seethe more

>> No.16095903

>>16095847
I can't tell if you're talking about Italians or defending them

>> No.16095918

>>16092827
stay mad

>> No.16096007

>>16095779
Reaction videos in general are the worst thing YT has ever hosted but kids and dumbass hypebeasts love them so we're likely stuck with them forever.

>> No.16097347

>>16090497
Tua madre è la puttana della Fontana di Trevi.

>> No.16097531

>>16090557
>>grandmother goes from english to italian
So they are diaspora. Amerimutt muh heritage larpers aren't Italian.

>> No.16097546

>>16092904
Its probably considered ethnic in whatever hole he lives in.