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If you had the chance to cook just one dish for Gordon Ramsay, what would you cook to impress him?

>> No.16085979
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16085979

I'd cook my salt and pepper chicken (the only dish I know)

>> No.16085980

>>16085970

Hot dog with toothpaste

>> No.16085981

>>16085970
I'd be a nervous wreck. I'd probably shy away from even trying as I have so little confidence in myself, knowing he'd see right through all my pathetic attempts to impress like the weak, worthless piece of shit that I am

>> No.16085989

I'd make his burger recipe without telling him and when he complains I'd play his fucking youtube video

>> No.16085990

>>16085989
lol good one

>> No.16086000

>>16085970
I'd just make him a grilled cheese since he needs to learn, then absolutely douse the fucking thing in ketchup before his very eyes. All while taking measures to make sure he can't make one of those annoying as shit tiktok rants.

>> No.16086007

>>16086000
Can I get a quick run down on the grilled cheese thing?
Also, nice trips

>> No.16086028

Such is my level of culinary excellence, I would simply make scrambled eggs.

>> No.16086036

Chicken parm is probably the fanciest thing I could make off the top of my head

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>>16085970

>> No.16086661

>>16085970
A steak. I make a mad decent steak.

>> No.16086693

>>16086661
6666 get

>> No.16086695

>>16086000
that sounds faggy
i would make him 19 boiled eggs and tell him to eat them.

>> No.16086707

bolognese

>> No.16086980

>>16085979
good stuff usually asian cuisine stumps the bastard

>> No.16086988
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16086988

Just some simple ricin beans.

>> No.16087001

>>16086007
Just search "gordon ramsay grilled cheese" and you'll find the video. Basically, he makes a clickbait video, fucks up the sandwich, burns the bread without melting the cheese, doesn't do a reshoot, and blatantly lies to his audience about the cheese being melted.

>> No.16087032

>>16085970
choco chip muffins with my cum in the mix

>> No.16087036
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>>16085970
Twinkie Weiner sandwich

>> No.16087452

>>16087001
>Basically, he makes a clickbait video
oi m8, you just don't understand food.

>> No.16087495

Anything with my cum

>> No.16087717

>>16085970
I can make a very good bone broth

>> No.16088077

>>16087001
he can do no wrong in my eyes

>> No.16088173

>>16085970
butter chicken wings

>> No.16088183

Biscuits and gravy with fried potatoes, fried eggs and bacon.

>> No.16088190

>>16085970
why would i want to cook for this wanker? literally no one has made money off impressing him. he's a cheap fuck who loves attention. he's also notorious for being a coke head and stripper fiend.

>> No.16088212

Ive actually cooked for Gordon Ramsey before. The man is a piece of shit.

If I had to pick one dish to give him I would spit in his mouth.

>> No.16088219

>>16086695
best answer so far

>> No.16088226

>>16088212
let us know which episode of kitchen nightmares you're on so I can laugh at you

>> No.16088238

>>16088226
he ate at a restaurant I worked at. I would never be on one of those shows

>> No.16088241

>>16087036
Based weird Al fanboy

>>16085970
Probably some 5 minute rice

>> No.16088248

>>16088238
kek, what did the cunt order?

>> No.16088267

>>16088248
The restaurant only did a tasting menu

>> No.16088273

>>16085970
Turd Wellington

>> No.16088280

Pad Thai, if he complains I will just say
>well, I think that doesn't taste too bad

>> No.16088375

>>16088238
>>16088248
>>16088267
also his wife is an insufferable cunt. youd think they didn't know how restaurants work

>> No.16088379

Homemade rice krispy treats

>> No.16088412

Jesus Christ, who doesn't know to cook him a proper scrambled egg?

>> No.16088432

>>16085970
A punch in the mouth.
Fuck him. He's a talking turd.

>> No.16088446

>>16088432
He's a turd because America is a fucking Outhouse. Watch him in Europe, he isn't an asshole. Because you people respect assholes and pay big money to pieces of shit, he uses you fucking human monkeys.

>> No.16088537

>show off the marble-top prep' method
https://twitter.com/jarvis/status/1391821103417356293

>> No.16088556

Not one of you learning disabled or physically disabled 'humans' have watched his 10 part episodes on teaching you how to cook, have you?

>> No.16088607

>>16088446
what the fuck are you talking about? the man was born an asshole.

check out boiling point which is essentially a documentary made in 1999. the guy is an unbearable prick through the whole thing. this was before he had a tv presence in the US.