ITT: autist things /ck/ does

[Anonymous No.16083066]

Does anyone else like to burn cashews on the grill to get that nice toasty smell in your house

[Anonymous No.16083090]

>>16083066
I toast nuts in bacon fat, sprinkle them with sea salt flakes, then eat them with butter. I should be fat but I'm not.

[Anonymous No.16083115]

>>16083090
thats not really that bad, carbs are what make most people fat not fat itself. its harder to over-indulge in something so energy dense that doesnt create an insulin response

[Anonymous No.16083124]

>>16083115
I guess that's true. I can only eat a big hanful when I do this, not like a big bowl of them.

[Anonymous No.16083194]

>>16083066
Cashews are gross.

[Anonymous No.16083289]

Got some screencap worthy shit I might as well admit to while I'm bored and tired enough to feel okay with admitting it.
For the past 16-17 years (since I was a kid), every time I eat, I regurgitate the chewed-up food back into my mouth to taste and chew it again. It's not too similar to how a cow chews cud, which is why I occasionally call the process "cudding." Sometimes I eat specific foods specifically because I like how it tastes as cud - the flavor becomes more apparent typically, or it just has better mouthfeel. I'm 99% sure it's the reason why I have really bad acid reflux. No one I know in real life is aware that I do this, and I actively make sure they don't because I know for a fact I'm batshit insane for this habit.

[Anonymous No.16083290]

>>16083066
Is it just for the smell or do you eat them as well? I guess it's slightly weird but i wouldn't mind you as a room mate.
>>16083090
absolutely crazy idea, I might have to try it out.
>>16083194
[Racially insensitive slur] * I don't have my vpn on and am bong. Cashews are s tier nut.

[Anonymous No.16083296]

>>16083289
I do this but only with ice cream and milk shakes.

[Anonymous No.16083301]

>>16083289
i kind of this when i was like 10 or something. The fact you go out of your way to do it is pretty grim ngl.

also pretty sure the phrase is "not too dissimilar too*

[Anonymous No.16083317]

>>16083296
I can't do it with liquids, just comes back up with whatever solids aren't digested.
>>16083301
You're correct on the dissimilar part. And basically by this point it's almost an unconscious habit, my body just starts to throw up and air bubble and I ride it out to get some more to chew on. Pretty sure it came from me eating too fast a bunch as a kid. The order of what comes back up varies by meal too - meats will come back up before starchy or carby foods. If I have a chicken sandwich and then a side of fries or something, and I cud, the chicken will come up before the fries constantly for a while until its chewed to basically liquid.

[Anonymous No.16083342]

>>16083296
me too, my body like makes me do it almost. i thought i was the only one

[Anonymous No.16083346]

>>16083115
>Carbs are what make people fat
Found the coping ketolard. Calories in calories out faggot

[Anonymous No.16083350]

>>16083346
imagine being so obsessed you go out of your way to develop reading comprehension just so you can seethe

[Anonymous No.16083391]

>>16083289
Your throat and teeth are going to be absolutely fucking destroyed

[Anonymous No.16083412]

>>16083350
Imagine thinking weight gain is anything other than calories in calories out

[Anonymous No.16083424]

>>16083412
theres that reading comprehension again

[Anonymous No.16083431]

>>16083412
You missed the part where I admitted I only eat a handful of the ridiculously fatty nuts? Why? I dunno. That's all I want. The fattiness must be satiating.

[Anonymous No.16083457]

>>16083412
You deliberately misquoted him. He said carbs are what makes MOST people fat, but you left out the "most" because you wanted to be retarded

[Anonymous No.16083462]

>>16083424
Keep coping retard. You haven't had a single coherent argument against me

[Anonymous No.16083465]

>>16083431
>>16083424
>>16083457
Keep same fagging retard

[Anonymous No.16083468]

>>16083465
>I admit I was wrong
Okay

[Anonymous No.16083478]

>>16083468
And you're the one who is claiming anon needs to work on reading comprehension

[Anonymous No.16083493]

>>16083478
That guy isn't me but he's right

[Anonymous No.16083522]

I scrub my potatoes even though I discard the skins.

[Anonymous No.16083651]

>>16083391
I've been doing it for over 15 years and my teeth are just fine. My throat's kinda shit tho'.

[Anonymous No.16083715]

>>16083457
what he said was a harmful lie that hurts people and needs to be shouted down wherever some ketard mumbles it.

[Anonymous No.16083721]

You're fat because you eat too much food. That's the only reason. For every human alive. Fat? Ate too much food. It doesn't matter what that food is, that's nutrition. Weight is calories. Always will be.

[Anonymous No.16083762]

My house (read; my room in my mum’s house) smells like black ice air fresheners and pub carpet

[Anonymous No.16083824]

>>16083715
He's right

[Anonymous No.16083829]

>>16083762

[Anonymous No.16083840]

>>16083457

[Anonymous No.16083893]

>>16083290
Yeah, s tier alight. S for shit. But leave it to a bong to have shit tier taste.

[Anonymous No.16084506]

>>16083289
This is one of the few things that have actually made me queasy on this God forsaken website, bravo I guess you fucking wrong'un

[Anonymous No.16084817]

>>16083346
I don't know if your brain has melted from diabetes or what but anon clearly gave a reason as to why you're less likely to gain weight from fat and that's to do with the amount of calories you consume as fat
Why is it that you obese retards read the words "carbs make you fat" and immediately fly into a blind rage completely disregarding everything else that's being said? Lose some fucking weight

[Anonymous No.16085004]

>>16083289
Anon this is not a diagnosis, but you almost definitely have merycism/rumination syndrome. This normally starts when you are a child which fits for you. It is pretty rare, but I've seen it in some kids (I work in adolescent psych) although the young people I work with all have pretty severe eating disorders so who knows if your thing is related, I certainly don't since this is an anonymous board and I'm not your doctor. You definitely aren't insane for it. Idk, maybe talk to a healthcare provider about it and see if there is something physical about it. If not, it's possibly all psychological and perhaps there is some psychotherapy you could do to help alleviate it. Good luck anon :)

[Anonymous No.16085024]

>>16083289
this board gets more fucked every day

[Anonymous No.16086122]

>>16083066
I eat the oldest leftovers first even if i don't like them because I'm cheap as fuck and don't like wasting food but sometimes it makes my tummy hurt and have epic poopies

I must chew with both sides of my mouth. I'm like OCD about it.

I do the dishes as I go as I hate having a mountain of dishes after I'm done cooking and eating

I put random things in eggs even if they aren't a traditional omellette you'd see on a menu. Like I had some provolone slices and some salami and I was like I'm making an italian omellette my wife was like wtf

I only eat keto

I bought a cast iron but I don't use it because i hate cleaning it

[Anonymous No.16086395]

>>16083289
Umm I do this.

[Anonymous No.16086409]

>>16083350
This sentence makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.16086452]

>>16083115
Only because most people don't toast nuts in bacon fat and dip it in butter

[Anonymous No.16086459]

>>16083066
Every once in a blue moon I’ll just eat some raw garlic cloves, usually around midnight.

[Anonymous No.16086474]

>>16083289
You aren’t batshit crazy. You are weird. You should probably see a doctor, as another anon mentioned.

Many of us develop unnatural, strange habits as children. These are typically done in order to cope with something else (many children do weird shit because in their own way they are taking control of something). It is absolutely normal and just because your specific behavior is a little distasteful (pun intended) doesn’t mean you can’t amend the behavior with proper encouragement.

[Anonymous No.16086627]

>>16086459
unironically very good for your heart, skin, and blood


i applaud you anon

[Anonymous No.16087767]

>>16083412
Yeah, guess what, carbs tend to be a lot of calories for not a lot of food. Calories in, calories out makes sense, and picking your calories such that you feel more full for the same amount or fewer calories makes sense, too. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.16087783]

>>16083412
Imagine thinking all calories satiate you the same

[Anonymous No.16087795]

>>16083289
You'll fuck up your teeth and you'll get Barrett's.

[Anonymous No.16087811]

>>16083289
>I call this process "cudding"
put me in the cap

[Anonymous No.16088829]

>>16083289
I vaguely remember doing this at a very young age, but that quickly became disgusting. Also, stomach acid isn't supposed to be in ur teeth or mouth. It will destroy your throat and teeth.