/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16077866]

Is this just lunchables for white women and ketards?

[Anonymous No.16077867]

>>16077866
yes

[Anonymous No.16077870]

>>16077866
>2 containers of crackers
do you know what keto is?

[Anonymous No.16077873]

>>16077866
Yeah. The real Big Dogs lunchables are better
>pic related

[Anonymous No.16077913]

>>16077866
it's half carbs you retard. do you have the foggiest fucking idea what keto is, or is it just a meme to you?

[Anonymous No.16078039]

lunchables is just charcuterie for children, change my mind

[Anonymous No.16078047]

>>16078039
OP's pic is charcuterie for the intellectually disabled

[Anonymous No.16078133]

>>16078039
uh I made neat little pizzas that your faggot charcuterie can't do

[Anonymous No.16078140]

>>16078133
>pepperoni flavored sausage

[Anonymous No.16078143]

So why does keto make retards seethe?

[Anonymous No.16078144]

>>16077866
>ketards
bro there's bread right there on the front of the box

[Anonymous No.16078148]

>>16078143
low carb pretty much fixed my back pain. it seems carb inflammation had a much greater effect than I ever imagined. still people doing the 70% fat version are just retarded

[Anonymous No.16078149]

>>16077866
The packaging is designed to make poor think it's what rich people eat.
They got you

[Anonymous No.16078150]

>>16077873
hypothetically if i ate an entire one of these, would i die?

[Anonymous No.16078157]

>>16078148
This is correct.
Keto isnt about eating fats, it's about eliminating carbs.

[Anonymous No.16078159]

>>16078150
Yes.
Of cancer.
Sorry

[Anonymous No.16078168]

>>16077866
now this is a real lunch

[Anonymous No.16078170]

>>16078150
Yes

[Anonymous No.16078189]

>>16078150
your shits would be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.16079139]

>>16077866
>Crackers.
Healthy.

[Anonymous No.16079178]

>>16077870
to most people, keto is just some meme diet where you're allowed to eat as much bacon XD :^) as you want

[Anonymous No.16079184]

>>16077873
that looks unironically awesome, but if they sold them here it'd be literally $30.
they already sell "cheese selection" packs at the supermarket that's $15 for 4 slices each of 3 types of cheap cheese and they wonder why they dont sell.

[Anonymous No.16079192]

>>16077866
>more packaging than food
Mfw they really start pushing bugs they’ll come in stylish packages just like this but with crickets instead of cheese and meat and worms instead of bread. Tremendous waste but NPCs will buy them and tell themselves they’re saving the planet.

[Anonymous No.16079207]

>>16079184
My sister used to buy these with my mom's money by riding along on grocery trips. We're barely middle class and paying potentially over a dollar for a slice of cheese because some stupid college whore doesn't understand the concept of money. I hate that fucking bitch so much.

[Anonymous No.16079208]

>>16078039
Anon that analogy doesn't work the same way in reverse.

[Anonymous No.16079253]

>>16079207
I fucked her

[Anonymous No.16079308]

>>16079184
That's a damn shame to hear bud. I got one for like $2, American, a couple months ago becuase it was week from the sell-by date.

[Anonymous No.16079335]

>>16079178
Great.
They’ll flood the morgues

[Anonymous No.16079337]

>>16078168
>dark chocolate
why?

[Anonymous No.16079357]

we eating party platters and pretending they are adult lunchables?

[Anonymous No.16079393]

>>16079253
Hope you got tested.

[Anonymous No.16079428]

>>16079337
because that's a menstrual tray.

[Anonymous No.16079434]

>>16079192
>more packaging than food
>he doesn't eat the packaging

[Anonymous No.16079444]

>>16078148
>70% fat version
never heard of this. I thought keto was just about eliminating carbs.

[Anonymous No.16079531]

>>16079444
Keto is about eliminating brain cells.

[Anonymous No.16079536]

>>16077866
racist

[Anonymous No.16079574]

>>16078168
>chocolate
Fucking why?

[Anonymous No.16079583]

>>16079531
The opposite, but a grainbrain like you will never undetstand.

[Anonymous No.16079602]

>>16078150
nitrate poisoning :'(

[Anonymous No.16079641]

>>16079207
women are children

[Anonymous No.16079679]

>how dare you eat cured meat and cheese
Nah, fuck you. I’m gonna eat salami and cheese.

[Anonymous No.16080166]

>>16078168
>social platter
I want to wring the neck of the faggot that thought up that name

[Anonymous No.16080168]

>ketards
>50% carbs
you people really should stop letting keto live rent-free in your heads

[Anonymous No.16080175]

>>16080166
>would rather kill someone than socialise with them
actually makes a lot of sense

[Anonymous No.16080200]

>>16078039
MREs for kiddos

[Anonymous No.16080372]

no, but this was my lunchable a few hours ago

[Anonymous No.16080379]

>>16080372
That’s not your meat salad...post Fin butthole

[Anonymous No.16080382]

>>16080379
wrong pic, but this is my salad. also i am not finish, you were responding to someone else

[Anonymous No.16080431]

>>16077866
this has a shitload of sodium

[Anonymous No.16080447]

>>16077866
what's lunchables?

[Anonymous No.16080848]

>>16079444
Depends on your calorie intake goals, but since you're going to be eating <100 calories worth of carbs, and eating too much protein (depends on weight/activity level, but generally I'd say 150g protein max, so 600 calories) will cause your body to start metabolizing the extra protein into glucose and thus kick you out of ketosis, the majority of your calories are gonna be coming from fat. 70% fat might be high or low depending on your calorie needs, but you're certainly going to be eating at least 50% fats on keto.

[Anonymous No.16080885]

>>16080848
gluconeogenesis is not supply driven, it's demand driven.

[Anonymous No.16080941]

i unironically like these to snack on at work because i am living in my car. At <$3.00 it is not a bad break time snack and its easy to make it last all 3 breaks. Also stays pretty fresh without refridgeration untill the cheese starts sweating

[Anonymous No.16080943]

>>16077866
>crackers
>ketosis
retard moment

[Anonymous No.16081047]

>>16079207
You have absolutely sniffed her used panties. Seethe more

[Anonymous No.16081068]

>>16080848
>start metabolizing the extra protein into glucose
if this were true then rabbit sickness/mal de carabou wouldn't happen. they do, ergo your claim is false.

[Anonymous No.16081085]

>>16079531
firstly, brain cells are made of fat, cholesterol, and a bit of protein. please explain how eating fat, cholesterol, and protein eliminates brain cells.

secondly, measurements from fetal blood indicates that the placenta filters most glucose from the mothers blood and instead produces ketones for the fetus, fetal glucose levels are around 40 mg/dl independently of the amount of carbohydrates the mother consumes, and the fetal ketone levels are correspondingly high, around 7 mmol/L.

[Anonymous No.16081101]

>>16081047
Well didn’t plan on coming to /ck/ and wanting to fap

[Anonymous No.16081802]

>>16078189
for you

[Anonymous No.16081815]

>>16079444
>>16080848
70% fat is on the low end, it has nothing to do with your calorie intake. you get barely carbs and the reason you cant eat too much protein during ketosis is because your body starts breaking down MUSCLE for energy which is what happens during rabbit starvation. you need fat, majority of your energy will come from it in the absence of carbs

[Anonymous No.16081840]

>>16077870
a lot of ketards "allow" themselves a few carbs.

[Anonymous No.16081876]

>>16081101
>he doesn't know that /ck/ is incest central

[Anonymous No.16081887]

>>16081840
Yeah, in the form of vegetables. Not fucking flour

[Anonymous No.16081959]

>>16077866
Can confirm, I get these for my wife (white) and she's as happy as a little clam.

[Anonymous No.16081972]

>>16077866
>what if lunchables were good but still absolutely worthless!
Also, if your parents bought you lunchables they didn't love you.

[Anonymous No.16081978]

>>16077866
>ketards
>it’s not even keto
Why does this diet make people seethe so much? It’s not like they’re vegans trying to outlaw carbs or calling you an evil person if you eat potatoes

[Anonymous No.16081989]

>>16081978
Speak for yourself, at my business we uphold a strict no bread sharia

[Anonymous No.16081999]

>>16077913
It's a meme to everyone

[Anonymous No.16082029]

>>16081972
You came from a rich family, didn't you? Getting lunchables is a dream when I was a kid. You know what I thought rich people could do? Eat hot pockets for breakfast everyday. Shut the fuck you little zoomer.

[Anonymous No.16082030]

>>16081989
Probably for the gluten free whackos who think gluten intolerance is the reason they’re fat and lazy

[Anonymous No.16082039]

>>16082029
Poorfags are hilarious. Your parents fed you like shit cause they were retarded not cause they were poor. The cheapest diet you could eat would be good if you had even an ounce of resourcefulness and decent cooking skills. Pajeets who live in clay huts eat tasty food.

[Anonymous No.16082061]

>>16077866
This is the lunchable for ketards.
T ketard

[Anonymous No.16082661]

>>16077870
Kroger actually has ones that have like 5 little chocolates and olives rather than crackers
Those are po good, I get them regularly
Soon I hope to buy stuff to just make them my self tho

[Anonymous No.16082669]

>>16078189
I have a big asshole

[Anonymous No.16082680]

>>16078189
>>16078189
>>16078189
>>16078189

[Anonymous No.16082683]

>>16077866
I love these. If I could find wine infused salami elsewhere I'd make my own.

[Anonymous No.16082890]

>>16082030
gluten is cringe

[Anonymous No.16083067]

>>16077870
I know what keto is, what I don't know is the difference between keto and atkins other than both of them being low/no carb meme diets.

[Anonymous No.16083077]

>>16083067
atkins is keto, you just havent heard that name specifically since keto started reaching mainstream 10 years ago
there arent different keto diets, its all just about reaching ketosis which is done by restricting carb intake. there is nothing more to it

[Anonymous No.16083078]

>>16077866
My gf is a white pawg and she likes the Oscar Mayer

[Anonymous No.16083080]

>>16081959
How does her brapper rank?

[Anonymous No.16083104]

>>16081085
And breast milk has about 50% more carbs than fat.

[Anonymous No.16083107]

I used to buy this one with the raisins all the time but............

[Anonymous No.16083117]

>>16083107
.....they put these fags on the back of the package and they’re in San Fran even so it made me think it was gay-food so I stopped buying it

[Anonymous No.16083142]

>>16083067
atkins phase 1 was keto, then phases 2-4 moved you out of keto. later in life adkins mentioned that the reason he introduced the other phases was that he figured nobody would have the discipline to stick with phase 1.

[Anonymous No.16083162]

>>16079207
I'm in your situation anon. Dumb bitch begged for an apartment in the city only to come back home half of the week. Her room being the master bedroom as well.

[Anonymous No.16083176]

>>16077866
they alright

[Anonymous No.16083198]

>>16083078
as opposed to a black pawg?

[Anonymous No.16083221]

>>16078150
It would result in you immediately vanishing from existence on the spot the second you finished the container.

[Anonymous No.16083249]

>>16083198
OP asked if lunchables were just for white women

[Anonymous No.16083252]

>>16077866
All cheese platters are just glorified lunchables anyways

[Anonymous No.16083270]

>>16077866
These are good. Let women enjoy their special foods.

[Anonymous No.16083313]

>>16083117
>Fags
Maybe they're just two bros sitting together having a snack :^)

[Anonymous No.16083441]

>>16083117
lol imagine being afraid to eat something because you associate it with gay

[Anonymous No.16083563]

>>16078039
lunchables were kino except the raw fucking hot dog ones

[Anonymous No.16084478]

>>16083221

[Anonymous No.16084773]

>>16079253
I actually fucked her first before you did

[Anonymous No.16084789]

>>16083249
We're mocking op for saying white pawg because guess what the w in pawg stands for ? its like saying tfw when

[Anonymous No.16084794]

>>16079583
If carbs are so evil why did the guys working 16 hours a day in a steel factory survive off of bread alone ?

[Anonymous No.16085015]

>>16077873
The print of the food on the packaging was really hard for my brain to process just now

[Anonymous No.16085139]

>>16084794
carbs are an easily available energy source which is why intense cardio and muscle building will feel like youll die from exhaustion if you dont consoom carbs. but your fatass sitting in an office cubicle does neither, stop comparing yourself to people who are actually active

[Anonymous No.16085216]

>>16083078
pawgs love salami and cheese. i bet she smells like salami and cheese

[Anonymous No.16085783]

>>16077866
>NATURAL* WHITE CHEDDAR

[Anonymous No.16085820]

>>16077873
for me, it's Hormel Gatherings™

[Anonymous No.16085830]

>>16085139
People often overestimate how intense their "muscle building" exercise really is. Keto while working out is perfectly fine, obviously carbs will feel better prior to any HIIT training. For anyone not trying to bodybuild or power lift specifically, you don't need giant carb bombs along with protein in your diet for the sake of building muscle.

I've been an athlete for years, and some of the diet:workout ratios I've seen from "veteran lifters" are ass backwards. Literally just undisciplined fatasses looking for a reason to eat.

[Anonymous No.16085840]

>>16078144
Underrated poast

[Anonymous No.16086835]

>>16077866
Me and my gf refer to them as adult lunchables.

[Anonymous No.16086852]

>>16077873
holy shit you can just BUY food platters?

[Anonymous No.16086883]

>>16077866
anon people that are doing keto wouldnt buy those. they just buy deli meat and cheese.

[Anonymous No.16086893]

>>16077873
grim