/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16077125]

>order arrives
What is your go to reaction?

[Anonymous No.16077140]

>>16077125
Does that boy on the left have down syndrome?

[Anonymous No.16077151]

>>16077125
I wait and watch my driver drop my order off through the peephole whilst i crank one out

[Anonymous No.16077157]

something like this

[Anonymous No.16077179]

>>16077125
This video with sound is unironically the greatest short film of the last 10 years. From start to finish, it is perfect.

[Anonymous No.16077187]

>>16077140
ANON FUCKING LEAVE DUDE

[Anonymous No.16077206]

>>16077151
Same. I edge until they ring the doorbell and then finish while walking them walk away

[Anonymous No.16077213]

>>16077179
Post it on wsg

[Anonymous No.16077216]

>>16077125

[Anonymous No.16077225]

>>16077140
Boy?

[Anonymous No.16077240]

>>16077125
>implying they are changing their expressions
fat people, yuck!

[Anonymous No.16077251]

>>16077225
Well he's not a man I know that much.

[Anonymous No.16077265]

>>16077251
Mtf tranny? Or is it just the obesity caused pcos causing the 5 o'clock shadow.

[Anonymous No.16077271]

>>16077213
I don't have it. I can't find it on her youtube channel.

[Anonymous No.16077277]

>>16077265
That's a dude named Justin. Your hormones get all out of whack when you're that fat.

[Anonymous No.16077303]

>>16077271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-FhmbS0T0w
This one?

[Anonymous No.16077324]

>>16077303
That's the video, but it does not have them the OP scene in it. At least not that I can tell.

[Anonymous No.16077326]

>>16077303
>1.23 MILLION subscribers

what the fuck is wrong with us as a species

[Anonymous No.16077358]

>>16077324
>>16077326
This one is a better example of this duo's peak degeneracy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gkWi0NnKj4

[Anonymous No.16077363]

>>16077125
Dude has a gf and im single..

[Anonymous No.16077374]

>>16077125
ITS THE SOY FACE
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.16077383]

>>16077358
I am unconcerned with anything else either of these people have produced or will produced, only that original 27 second clip.

Only the face of God could be more beautiful.

[Anonymous No.16077395]

>>16077303
It was in that video, I had just scrolled through it in the past and never saw it. I finally actually watched the fucking thing and it's in there.

https://youtu.be/J-FhmbS0T0w?t=622

[Anonymous No.16077566]

la creatura...

[Anonymous No.16077623]

>>16077363
you don't prefer it this way?? imagine having to deal with that thing

[Anonymous No.16077992]

>>16077216
your gif doesnt loop correctly. the smallest piece of the image shifts at the end of the loop.

[Anonymous No.16078009]

>>16077992
Shut up nerd

[Anonymous No.16078019]

I usually do a little hop dance while humming the instrumental start of Ricky Martin's Livin' la via loca on the way to the door.

[Anonymous No.16078021]

>>16078019
crow talons typed this post

[Anonymous No.16078034]

I still do not get how people get this fat. At my worst when I used to drink heavily and consume nothing but fast food 3 times a day making poor decisions dealing with stress, I only became somewhat fat. I was actively consuming 4000+ calories into my 30s multiple times a week, and got up to a 30+ BMI, but I never got THIS fat. After cutting out nearly all alcohol and simply going on a walk 3 times a week, and lifting every other day for only 15 minutes, I lost it all within 9 months.

FUCKING HOW do you get to, and maintain, this level of obesity?

[Anonymous No.16078044]

>>16078034
Bad genetics.

[Anonymous No.16078048]

>>16077140
It's a transformer! On it's off day..... I think?

[Anonymous No.16078056]

>>16078034
Bad living will make anyone fat but genetics definitely plays a part.

[Anonymous No.16078070]

>>16078034
It's mostly genetics. My roommate eats even worse than me and has the same unhealthy life style, except he gets to be skinny as a twig and I'm a fat tub of lard.

[Anonymous No.16078095]

>>16078070
Big boned

[Anonymous No.16078117]

>>16078070
your fat acceptance lies won't work here. Barring things like lymphedema calories in < calories consumed will always result in weight loss

[Anonymous No.16078218]

>>16077395
>They put tomatoes on these bitches
Why do fat people always specifically complain anytime there's like... a vegetable on their food, everytime. Unless it's a potato.

[Anonymous No.16078259]

>>16077125
She got a hell of a sponsor 50% OFF 1 item + FREE SHIPPING in US and Canada
Use code "TAMMY"
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[Anonymous No.16078347]

>>16078218
That's such a perfect line for the scene. The greatest screenwriters could not pen something better.

[Anonymous No.16078381]

>>16077383
10:29 - 11:12 is better.

[Anonymous No.16078400]

the left one doesnt even feel emotion anymore, just hunger

[Anonymous No.16078403]

>>16078044
>>16078070

[Anonymous No.16078421]

>>16078034
un-luck.

[Anonymous No.16078430]

>>16078218
Because most fat people are those kids that wouldn't eat anything but junk and simply never grew out of it.

[Anonymous No.16078609]

>>16078044
Pepsi isn't a gene.

[Anonymous No.16078945]

>>16077363
white trash types have no problems with romance because they don't have any inhibitions of trying again if they're shot down and they're fine about settling for their own looks tier

[Anonymous No.16078961]

>>16077277
what are you guys even talking about, he just looks like a fat ass dude, all fat people kind of look androgynous because they lose all shape to their faces and end up all looking the same.

[Anonymous No.16079008]

>>16077358
if she lost 200lbs she wouldnt be half bad looking

[Anonymous No.16079136]

>>16077271

[Anonymous No.16079476]

>>16078034
>lifting for 15 minutes
explain

[Anonymous No.16079612]

>>16078945
Absolutely spot on. Sad but true.

[Anonymous No.16080414]

>>16079476
You, like, pick up and put down weights for 15 minutes.

[Anonymous No.16080750]

>>16077125

[Anonymous No.16080760]

>>16077125
Since when are people with downs allowed to drive a car?

[Anonymous No.16080776]

>>16077125
>>16077303
>>16077358
>>16077395
Ronda Rousey really let herself go and I’ve never found her more fuckable