Psyllium husks

[Anonymous No.16073231]

Is it a meme?

[Anonymous No.16073236]

>>16073231
no, it's great for cleaning yourself out for your boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.16073863]

Recently found out if you don't add enough water you can destroy your intestines

[Anonymous No.16073882]

>>16073231
It helps with my IBS diarrhea

[Anonymous No.16073891]

>>16073863
The capsules are especially dangerous because most people don't read the label that says to drink a pint of water alongside them.

[Anonymous No.16073892]

It makes me shidd and faard :DDDD

[Anonymous No.16073902]

i put some in my yoghourt and there was so much gluten in it that when it turned into a dough when i stirred it together

[Anonymous No.16074273]

That stuff is pretty great for making gluten free bread.

[Anonymous No.16074283]

>>16073231
They work great but I stopped taking them because it made my turd unnaturally long. It was scary knowing something that looked like that came out of my ass so I stopped taking it.

[Anonymous No.16074286]

You get some real bowl winding turds with it.

[Anonymous No.16074291]

I tried it for my IBS, and I couldn't poop for like, three days. Use it sparingly when you start out.

[Anonymous No.16075085]

>>16073231
Added it to a glass of water, forgot about it and it turned to jello.

[Anonymous No.16075478]

>>16073882
wouldnt that make it worst?

[Anonymous No.16075531]

>>16075478
ibs diarrhoea is weird

[Anonymous No.16075639]

I need it to survive. I've lived years pooping only once a week, shitting out the most painful pudding you could imagine.
than you based psyllium husk.

[Anonymous No.16076449]

>>16073231
Vast majority of people shouldn't need this if they just eat real food and get enough fiber

[Anonymous No.16076464]

>>16075085
I wish there was a version you didn't have to chug. If you don't drink it in under ten minutes, it turns to fucking slime.

[Anonymous No.16076500]

>>16073863
How so?

[Anonymous No.16076554]

>>16073236
hot

[Anonymous No.16076625]

I have IBS-D and tried it for like a month and it just made me have diarrhea 5 times a day instead of 2

[Anonymous No.16076642]

>>16076464
There's soluble fiber. It doesn't thicken the water and doesn't taste like much. I drink it but I don't know if it's more/less beneficial than the standard husk fiber.

[Anonymous No.16077632]

>>16076625
you added too much water

[Anonymous No.16078331]

is this better than metamucil?

[Anonymous No.16078414]

>>16073231
Literally it works by creating a giant gelatinous mass in your gut that pushes everything else out. It's like squeezing the last bit of cookie dough out of the tube that is your intestines.

[Anonymous No.16078417]

>>16078331
metamucil is just psyllium husk in a gel cap.

[Anonymous No.16078432]

I dont know I definitely dont get enough fiber in my diet but I can shit normal so I dunno if I need to add some. Might just get some ground flaxseed to add to my yogurt every morning though as I guess it helps with cholesterol?

[Anonymous No.16078457]

>>16078331
Same thing, with a lil sugar and orange flavoring

[Anonymous No.16078555]

>>16076500
well think about it; additive fiber usually acts as a thickener. specifically, it sorta ends up gelatinized if you mix it with not enough water and then leave it for 15 minutes. the thing about gelatinized starches is that they don't readily accept more water without mixing, like if you just put another cup of water I to it, the mass and the water would stay completely separate unless you vigorously shook or mixed it up

now imagine this in your intestines. gelatinous mass that takes the shape of the soft tissue it's traveling through eventually gets stuck somewhere, and nothing you do will break it up. Can't drink more water, because, remember we already established that gelatinized starches won't dissolve with more water if you don't mix it up. so now you have a bunch of water in your small intestine, and any additional food you eat can't get through either, so it starts to form a blockage that ultimately needs surgery to fix

[Anonymous No.16079012]

Shitting is my hobby.

[Anonymous No.16079776]

>>16079012
nice

[Anonymous No.16079861]

>>16073231
the unironic staple of gay diet (not that there is anything wrong with that am just saying)

[Anonymous No.16079903]

>>16076500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPHXldh4_H4

[Anonymous No.16079953]

>>16079903
asian

[Anonymous No.16079966]

>>16078331
>wh*te women

[Anonymous No.16079983]

>got some of that orange flavored mix in stuff
>think I'll premix a few bottles of it
>drink one, seems funny
>forgot that the stuff gels up
Am I fucked? I only used one teaspoon, instead of two, and it was only one bottle. Also did it after eating something and still drank more water. And some alcohol.

[Anonymous No.16080002]

>>16079983
youre dead anon
better read the instructions in your next life

[Anonymous No.16080014]

>>16079983
>premix
If you could drink it you're gonna be fine

[Anonymous No.16080030]

>>16080002
I'm not sure if next life me will know.

>>16080014
I thought it made sense, but then I remembered it will gel up fast if you don't chug it down quickly. I noticed an odd texture when I drank the first one, then looked at the second bottle and noticed the stuff was already along so. There was still plenty of water, just looked like there was some sort of jelly in it.

[Anonymous No.16080045]

>>16080030
Just remember anon, all those toxins have built up. If you wanna truly cleanse yourself you're going to need to drink more for all the time you lived shitty.
>https://youtu.be/1MggKIfEld4

[Anonymous No.16080050]

>>16073231
Might as well eat tree bark.

[Anonymous No.16080170]

>>16080045
I'm not worried about toxins.

[Anonymous No.16080181]

>>16073231
>>16073863
Fibre AND water is great for keeping you regular. If you have the fibre with too little liquid it pretty much turns into cement inside you.

[Anonymous No.16080288]

>>16080170
You might not be interested in toxins, but toxins are interested in you.

[Anonymous No.16080349]

>>16080288
Not even sure where you're going with this. Nothing I said had anything related to toxins.

[Anonymous No.16080469]

>>16076449
real food doesn't have fiber retard

[Anonymous No.16080800]

>>16080349
That's the toxins anon, the more you resist the bigger the cleansing you'll need.

[Anonymous No.16080806]

>>16073231
Will this make me poop?

[Anonymous No.16080852]

>>16080806
yes

[Anonymous No.16080860]

>>16080852
Nice

[Anonymous No.16082233]

>>16080860
that is a weird hat

[Anonymous No.16082242]

>>16074283
To each their own. Shitting a brick just makes me feel powerful.

[Anonymous No.16082876]

>>16074283
Those should be the best shits you have. A long sausage like shape. No matter how long.

[Anonymous No.16082900]

>>16082876
my poops are very long and skinny.
makes it seem like i have a tiny anus.
my friends laugh if the see my poops becauae they are not manly ;_;

[Anonymous No.16083557]

>>16082900
Maybe you have rectal stenosis.

[Anonymous No.16083603]

>>16080349
Ignore that guy he's trying to get you to plug your butthole up

[Anonymous No.16084856]

>>16083557
what in heck is that?

[Anonymous No.16084876]

>>16073902
>>16074273
the duality of man

[Anonymous No.16084928]

>>16080288
toxins built up in your body, the way alt medicine claims it, its not even a real thing.
there are toxins but the entire concept is misused by new age medicine

[Anonymous No.16085138]

>>16073231

It's expensive and nowhere near effective as chia seeds

[Anonymous No.16085143]

>>16073231
I got an anal fissure from misusing psyllium husks. I didn't drink enough water, apparently. I had excrutiating bowl movements for more than year, with blood in the stool every time, but i never got surgery and it eventually healed and now Im pain free.

[Anonymous No.16085276]

>>16080045
>>16080288
>>16080800
>toxins
If you have a functioning liver and kidneys, you don't have to worry about toxins.

[Anonymous No.16085293]

>>16083603
He needs to try a little harder. Maybe not sound retarded.

[Anonymous No.16085307]

>>16085143
I remembered when this happened to me. Except I don't think mine ever truly healed. Now I have hemorrhoids.

[Anonymous No.16085380]

>>16073231
yes

[Anonymous No.16086062]

>>16085276
i will argue there are certain things the liver and kidneys cannot rid your body of, but then again it's not required to do anything about it unless you're consuming tons of heavy metals.

[Anonymous No.16086073]

>>16085276
>functioning liver
Where do you think we are?

[Anonymous No.16086099]

Psyllium husk POWDER works better. Put a scoop in with my protein shake everyday and it works wonders. I can't imagine drinking it plain though. And holy fuck you better drink it fast because it thickens the drink up immediately.

[Anonymous No.16086163]

>>16086099
>Put a scoop in with my protein shake everyday and it works wonders.
scoop is too much. watch out. add a teaspoon.

[Anonymous No.16086488]

Helps me avoid itchy butt after a bad shit.

Save money on toilet paper too.

[Anonymous No.16086543]

>>16086163
>scoop
>too much
5 FUCKIN SCOOPZ YOU COWARD
LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND
ABSOLUTELY DESTROY JAPANESE SPACE TOILETS WITH YOUR 20LBS PYTHONS YOU'LL BE DROPPIN

[Anonymous No.16086613]

i want to take an unnaturally long shit so i will try this now

[Anonymous No.16087355]

>>16086163
i am locked up since friday :(

[Anonymous No.16087551]

>>16087355
you can ingest a bit of epsom salt if you're really worried. just don't make it a habit.
eat more foods like beans and whole wheat breads and carrots and the like. Avoid rice at all cost.

[Anonymous No.16087556]

>>16073231
that's Metamucil, so no

[Anonymous No.16088561]

Who the fuck deleted the gold comment? I came back here to tell him off for making me lose control at work.
The tranny jannies on this board are insane.
Wow, a fuckin' poop joke in a fiber supplement thread; heinous shitposter spam right there.

[Anonymous No.16089749]

>>16088561
sorry for making you lose your shit
pls rember 2 take ur're scoopz and dab on trannyjannies

[Anonymous No.16089822]

>>16078555
can't you drink water then spin around a lot

[Anonymous No.16090260]

>>16088561
its because of the vegan feminized mods installed by P3TA a few years ago

[Anonymous No.16091058]

I never noticed any changes after taking it, I just stirred it into water. Was I doing it wrong bros?

[Anonymous No.16091209]

>>16091058
you have to hold it in for a day