/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16070712]

What does your ideal breakfast look like?

[Anonymous No.16070725]

Burger

[Anonymous No.16070726]

>>16070712
imagine ur farts

[Anonymous No.16070739]

Omurice is pretty nice, ignore the peas, it was all I had for veg that morning

[Anonymous No.16070747]

>>16070712
Nobody listens to your shitty show anymore, Joe. Get off my board

[Anonymous No.16070758]

>>16070712
a breakfast for a real man, not for soibois

[Anonymous No.16070759]

>>16070712

[Anonymous No.16070765]

>>16070758
based half dozen egg poster

[Anonymous No.16071711]

>>16070712
Those are the most burnt looking fried eggs I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.16071737]

>>16070712
Chicken liver and asparagus on slices of toasted rye.

[Anonymous No.16071741]

>>16070712
salsa on eggs on toast

[Anonymous No.16071763]

come home white man

[Anonymous No.16071775]

>>16071763
Man cum on a buttered kale toast

[Anonymous No.16071782]

>>16070758
Joe, it's disgusting, putain de merde. Over easy that sloppa next time.

[Anonymous No.16071807]

This was my breakfast today because I woke up at 11pm

[Anonymous No.16071817]

>>16070758
being a "real man" doesn't require you to cook food shittily jackass

[Anonymous No.16071885]

>>16070712
>>16070758
Healthy as FUCK

[Anonymous No.16071899]

>>16070712
egg whites + pbj + a banan on a sandwich

[Anonymous No.16071944]

Egg ( in a hole, sunny side up, scrambled ) try to change it up whenever i feel like it like every other day
Sausage or bacon
Sourdough toast with one toasted+buttered and one just toasted with jam
Tobasco or cholula, if i didnt already add salt
Maybe something on the side like cherry tomatos, mozerella, avocado, a crispy hashbrown, a few mushrooms, slices of cheese like swiss, or cheddar.

To drink its obvously orange juice, or milk, or just ice water. If i am feeling frisky i like citrusy ipas with eggs bacon and toast

I am not a complicated man

[Anonymous No.16072201]

>>16071807
why hello again germanbro. guten morgen. I see you got some fries cooked this time. Very nice.

[Anonymous No.16072241]

>>16072201
yeah, but the bacon was a grenade. Shit was selfmade and smoked for 100h, was salty AF. But hey, my next 2 generations need no salt.
Did yu check Aldi/Lidl for Butterkäse?

[Anonymous No.16072254]

>>16070712

[Anonymous No.16072273]

i could tell it was joe rogan from the burnt eggs

[Anonymous No.16072291]

>>16070712
>mashed avocado with red pepper on toast
>veggie bacon and scrambled eggs with lots of black pepper and white American cheese over top
I eat this three times a week or so. Add a bunch of mimosas and some pot or a designer pill and it would be perfect

[Anonymous No.16072296]

>>16070712
Black coffee and snus

[Anonymous No.16072373]

>>16072241
>grenade
you're quite the bomb urself ;)
and no, I'm in Canada. I could check the delicatessen stores though hehe

[Anonymous No.16072376]

eggs benedict with a sausage and white cheddar egg sandwich

[Anonymous No.16072424]

>>16070712
Ramen with an egg

[Anonymous No.16072432]

>>16070758
this

[Anonymous No.16072649]

>>16071711
They're both under cooked and burnt

[Anonymous No.16072678]

>>16070739
Based omurice enjoyer.

[Anonymous No.16072687]

>>16071807
Why is it all sitting in an oven?

[Anonymous No.16072798]

>>16072687
>German
>warm bun
Pick what you want

[Anonymous No.16073214]

>>16070712
Freshlyade rice, pan seared mackerel, some butter and a glass of oj.

[Anonymous No.16073220]

>>16070758
Easy on the greasy mr. Sleezy, pleasy.

[Anonymous No.16073247]

Pancakes with maple syrup, a side of bacon and a tall glass of orange juice with crushed ice.

[Anonymous No.16073261]

>>16070712
Shakshuka, crusty bread, nice butter, numerous mimosas and a pack of cigarettes

[Anonymous No.16073354]

My ideal breakfast? Well for me, the ideal breakfast is chicken fried steak, scrambled eggs, and hash browns and black coffee. I also enjoy a lovely eggs Benedict with coffee.

[Anonymous No.16073512]

Who has time for this shit in the morning? Do any of you work? I grab coffee and go

[Anonymous No.16073530]

>>16070712
nothing better than the pizza I left out from the night before.

[Anonymous No.16073538]

>>16073530
Those were the days.

[Anonymous No.16073604]

>>16070739
why ignore the peas, they are great and go well with this

[Anonymous No.16073651]

Water
Green tea
More sleep

[Anonymous No.16073695]

Joe Rogan browses ck confirmed

[Anonymous No.16073799]

>>16070726
wouldnt it be nice if op was female

[Anonymous No.16073804]

>>16070739
>ignore the peas
Looks like you did. For like an hour on the hob.

[Anonymous No.16073808]

>>16073804
When I open up the picture and look at the food I swear to god I keep seeing this bitch chew from the corner of my eye.

[Anonymous No.16074580]

>>16070712
Had some chipotle in the fridge so I went with huevos rancheros today

[Anonymous No.16074777]

>>16073512
having own company and being a university stundent gives freedom. Sleeping longer and making Burgers for breakfast :D

[Anonymous No.16074779]

>>16073804
What a babe

[Anonymous No.16074938]

>>16074777
Checked

[Anonymous No.16074959]

Chilaquiles

[Anonymous No.16074970]

>>16074779
She probably will be a bit of a hotty at 25, but the kind of cuteness that only true connoisseurs of women can appreciate.

[Anonymous No.16075041]

For me it's a soft boiled egg on toast with salted butter and some extremely mediocre coffee (instant coffee for instance)

[Anonymous No.16075580]

>>16073512
Go where? My sofa?
I'll happily wake up half an hour earlier so I can get a real breakfast, yeah.

[Anonymous No.16075755]

>>16070712
What is that shit on top of the eggs? Diced jalapenos? Surely it's something more, it looks so disgusting.

[Anonymous No.16076020]

>>16072291
Morningstar veggie bacon? I love that shit.

[Anonymous No.16076223]

A bowl of Cap'n crunch, tall glass of POG juice. Simple as

[Anonymous No.16076920]

>>16074959
Based, my favorite nacho place I always get the extra large order so in the morning I have enough left to make some of these.

[Anonymous No.16078230]

>>16070759
>burnt toast

yucky

[Anonymous No.16078280]

>>16070712
2 boiled eggs, raspberry yogurt and a cup of coffee

[Anonymous No.16078284]

>>16074580
you shouldve used the potato to make hash browns instead of taking this dogshit picture

[Anonymous No.16078290]

>>16070712
how does a man cook this many eggs be so fucking shit at it? what the fuck is he frying it in? gutter oil?

[Anonymous No.16078691]

>>16078284
Kek

[Anonymous No.16079047]

>>16071899
This is retarded in so many ways I don’t even know where to begin

[Anonymous No.16079115]

>>16072254
>filename
Bo Burnham pun?

[Anonymous No.16079138]

This

[Anonymous No.16079142]

>>16079138
Or this

[Anonymous No.16079158]

>>16078284
there is no potato in the picture dummy
now that mothers day is here take that deep frozen hash brown you eat and surprise your mum with it
she deserves recognition for the fact that she pushed a dogshit out of her cunt she calls a son

[Anonymous No.16079625]

Egg on rice cakes.

[Anonymous No.16079630]

>>16079138
ah yes, slop of breakfast. my favorite

[Anonymous No.16079637]

>>16079625
how awful. simply ghastly

[Anonymous No.16079646]

>>16079637
Aesthetically poor, but tastes delish. Rice cake, mozzarella and red Leicester, topped with fried egg with runny yolk. As an experiment I fried the eggs with some gravy granules. I don't think it added much taste wise however. Next time I will just use some worcestershire sauce.

[Anonymous No.16080518]

yogurt and coffee usually
i save appetite for dinner

[Anonymous No.16080520]

>>16079646
you could try frying the rice cakes in some butter
those things are awfully dry

[Anonymous No.16080932]

>>16070712

[Anonymous No.16080947]

>>16070712
>>16070758
fuck off joe your podcast sucks

[Anonymous No.16081013]

>>16080932
nice

[Anonymous No.16081069]

>>16070758
You must have some nasty diarrhea

[Anonymous No.16081076]

[Anonymous No.16081081]

>>16076920
do you mix you r eggs in the salsa or egg on the side?

[Anonymous No.16081126]

Kippers and egg.

[Anonymous No.16081936]

>>16079625
are you a toddler? Do you have severe digestive problems? No? Then you have no excuse to eat fucking rice cakes for anything.

[Anonymous No.16082706]

1 cup oatmeal
1 cup whole milk
2 tbsp creamy peanut butter

microwave, 2 minutes
stir

simple as

[Anonymous No.16082726]

>>16070712
I don't eat breakfast.
That's pretty much the secret to my diet. It's how I'm able to eat 1000+ calorie extravagant and delicious meals on a fairly regular basis and still maintain a reasonable weight.

[Anonymous No.16082738]

pizza

[Anonymous No.16082793]

>>16070712
Slab of leberkäse, 2 eggs over chunk home fries cooked in bacon grease with caramelized onions, 2 slices of buttered toast.

Bauernfruhstuck with toast and without the pickle will also do the job right.

>>16073512
These are ideal weekend breakfasts. Normally, it's cereal or oatmeal. Sometimes breakfast sausages and a boiled egg or two if I woke up early.

[Anonymous No.16082850]

>>16082706
this but with half a banana after nuking

[Anonymous No.16082858]

4 Eggs
280 cal
20g fat
24g pro

3 Sausage
480 cal
33g fat
42g pro

6oz Tuna
190 cal
3g fat
41g pro

1/2 bunch Spinach
25 cal
.5g fat
6g pro
4g carb

2 tbsp Olive Oil
240 cal
27g fat

2 String Mozz Cheese
160 cal
12g fat
14g pro

1 Two Good Yogurt
80 cal
2g fat
12g pro
3g carb

1/4 cup Almonds
160 calories
14g fat
6g pro
3g carb

1/2 tbsp Coconut Oil
60 calories
6g fat

+Garlic Clove
+Cocoa Powder
+Cinnamon
+Cayanne Pepper

1 cup Coffee
1 cup Green Tea

Total
1685 cal
116.5g fat
145g pro
10g carb

My 72 hour fast refeeds

[Anonymous No.16082992]

+ tomato slices and cholula

[Anonymous No.16083018]

>>16070712
was about to ask whats wrong with the eggs then i remembered the classic look of joe rogan's horrifying breakfasts

[Anonymous No.16083125]

>>16070712
Smoked salmon Benedict with home fries, corn beef hash, and fresh fruit

[Anonymous No.16083872]

>>16081069
Is there pleasant diarrhea

[Anonymous No.16083894]

>>16083018
>HEALTHY AS FUCK
>heart is enlarged to 4.4kg from steroids and hgh even though he's 5'1

[Anonymous No.16083911]

>>16083872
yeah, when it's sort-of defined turds that just rocket out super fast. feels good man

[Anonymous No.16083940]

>>16071807
based

[Anonymous No.16083955]

>>16070712

Not sure if "ideal" but usually what happens sundays

[Anonymous No.16084140]

>>16070726
Depending on how much MCT oil OP put in his drink, he might be lucky if he only farts

[Anonymous No.16084165]

>>16073538
I keep seeing ancient memes on /ck/ today. Not sure I'm enjoying the flashbacks.

[Anonymous No.16084179]

>>16080932
You don't have to turn the heat all the way up, you know.

[Anonymous No.16084200]

>>16070712
>Two buttermilk biscuits with sausage gravy
>Corned beef hash
>Two eggs over easy
>Whole chocolate milk

[Anonymous No.16084426]

My ideal breakfast is French bread sliced up and topped with butter and all manner of toppings, like tapenade, chestnut jam, ham and pickles, crab, that sort of thing. I pretty much only eat it on holiday with my family but it's the best.

[Anonymous No.16084440]

>>16071763
>spam
based

[Anonymous No.16084685]

egg whites scrambled
6 spice blend + mushrooms + green chilli + white onion
green apple
two slices of toast
Diet Coke and a electrolyte water

[Anonymous No.16084902]

boxing day special

[Anonymous No.16084921]

>>16070712
>oatmeal with a nice knob of butter
>coffee, black
>rye bread

[Anonymous No.16084946]

I just had 2 fried muscovy eggs over medium, sourdough toast, and bacon.

[Anonymous No.16084947]

Huevos Rancheros

[Anonymous No.16084964]

>>16084921
I miss when I could drink coffee in the mornings instead of a glass of water & amphetamine. Tea tastes good too though.

[Anonymous No.16084983]

>>16070712
bacon n'egger sandwich.
>inb4 plates
they were my grandma's

[Anonymous No.16085106]

Frikandellington

[Anonymous No.16085623]

>>16084983
bread is shittier than the plates

[Anonymous No.16085654]

rate my breakfast. poached eggs, baked beans, onions & garlic

[Anonymous No.16085664]

>>16085623
>corned beef
>contains no corn
what gives

[Anonymous No.16085689]

>>16084964
my Dude

[Anonymous No.16085690]

>>16085623
>t. wonder bread eater

[Anonymous No.16085708]

>>16085106

[Anonymous No.16085856]

>>16085708
wasn't it reported that this was actually one of the jannies?

[Anonymous No.16085863]

>>16085856
Yes, but from /fit/

[Anonymous No.16085954]

>>16070758
Look like shit lol

[Anonymous No.16085962]

>>16085654
Some nice toast with that and I would devour it. I would do this but with chili during hunting season.