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Food is art.

>> No.16067197

Here's your desert you fucking piece of shit

>> No.16067407

>>16067192
sloppa

>> No.16067432

>>16067192
so fucking gay

>> No.16067542
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>>16067192
For christ's sake the snobism in that webm is depraved.
These.. soimans are just so enraging.

Thank you Chink Virus for giving these assholes what they deserve.

>> No.16067983

>>16067192
So this... is the power... of coastal cuisine...

>> No.16067992
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>>16067983
isn't this restaurant in Chicago?

>> No.16068018

Wouldn't piss me off so much if they didn't film it.

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>>16067192
Imagine being a chef who is paid to make a random sloppa on the table of nouveau riche faggots who think it's cool postmodern art and do shit just to post on Instagram
Seems quite entertaining desu, like you could crack an egg on their heads or blow flour onto their faces and they'd applaud you

>> No.16068070

Man if your place is white enough you could charge soifucks $100 for a chef to whip a raw sweet potatoe at their open mouth and these fucking retards would go OH YEAH WOW CAUSE THE BLOOD IN MY MOUTH AND THE POTATOES ITS ABOUT THE NATIVE AMERICAN GENOCIDE FUCK THATS A 30% TIP.

>> No.16068071

>>16067407
Top post

>> No.16068081
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>>16067192
Is their bathroom good to do coke in?

>> No.16068086

This guy could probably whip out his dick and piss all over the table and they will still be impressed.

>> No.16068095

>>16068061
>>16068070
Oh God now I want to start a restaurant. Just to slam a fucking cream pie into their faces while dressed up like Pagliacco. It's a deconstruction of comedy you see, that's why it's five hundred dollars plus tip.

>> No.16068097

>>16067192
He mustve really pissed them off

>> No.16068104

>>16068081
Any restroom is good to do coke in if you're not a pussy.

>> No.16068112

Reposting years old webms from the webm thread should be a bannable offence. Just because you just saw it for the first time doesn't mean it's worth starting a new thread about.

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>>16067192
I love cooking but it's not an art form. It has an aesthetic side, but so does pretty much everything. Art is art, cooking is cooking

>> No.16068196

How are you even supposed to... eat it?

>> No.16068201

>>16067192
Obviously

>> No.16068202

>>16067192
The fact that magical tendies come out of soybeans proves it

>> No.16068205

>>16068018
Yeah. It would be potentially kind of fun, but not through a screen.

>> No.16068223

>>16067192
do americans really?

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>>16067192
Couldn't get in to Dorsia's, huh

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>>16068223
Lentil hamburguers, soy coke, gluten free.

Holy fuck americans, americans....

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>>16067192
Can be

>> No.16069959

this wouldn't be so egregious if it didn't look like absolute shit
an abstract painting that looked like this would sell for like $20 at most, food aside it's just garbage

>> No.16070431

>>16069783
God I wish I were that toilet

>> No.16070446

>>16069805
That can pass as art but it does not look appetizing at all.

>> No.16070456

>>16067407
~*~*~*~*~**~slopp𝒶~**~*~*~*~*~*

>> No.16071310

Based kino redpilled

>> No.16071387

>>16068143
I love painting but it's not an art form. It has an aesthetic side, but so does pretty much everything. Art is art, painting is painting.

>> No.16071398

>>16067197
kek

>> No.16071415

>>16067992
looks grim. Doesn't mouth feel fit into the equation. Although the square blobs of sauce are impressive, i want to know how they do that.

>> No.16071560

>>16067192
A lot of what they do at Alinea is groundbreaking and pretty interesting but
Did anyone think to ask how this pile of sloppa is actually eaten?
Are you expected to scrape bits off the table or just leave shittons of sloppa?

>> No.16071577

>>16067192
That's not art and it barely looks like food.
Total, abject, and complete FAIL

>> No.16071927

>>16070431
I spotted the SIMP

>> No.16071947

>>16071927
retarded twitter underagefag

>> No.16072042

>>16067992
how are you supposed to eat it? lick the table?

>> No.16072116

>>16069805
Is that a Goth or Native American themed restaurant? I get that kind of vibe from that dish, like brutally slaughtered ancestral spirits.

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>>16067192
>my 30th birthday
>treat myself to some fine dining
>order the special 500$ birthday dessert
>get my cam ready so i can show this special moment to my future offspring
>a few people start smearing cotton candy and pastry cream across my table
>for a moment, i contemplate existence, just to finally pass on to the next world
>as i drift into the abyss, my mortal remains are further mocked by having confetti thrown at them.
8/10 pretty good, didn't tip tho.

>> No.16072137

>>16067192
What's that fag holding up in front of his face, I can't tell?

>> No.16072628

>>16072137
Same thing you probably are

>> No.16073857

>>16071415
the table material does that. It was a happy accident in other words

>> No.16073883

>>16067192
Thatll be $780. Plus 30% tip

>> No.16074627

>>16067192
Art is food for the soul.

>> No.16074651

>>16071560
Alinea is a byproduct of the haute cuisine movement that emerged in about the late 90s, back when $120 per guest (plus alcohol) for a 7 course degustation was a lot of money
nothing that they do is groundbreaking, it’s just regurgitation of too many styles mashed together for effect
and speaking of effect, this dessert is a parody of the style that it is and I think Grant acknowledges that fact…but it’s humorous to watch people shit their bitches over this display

>> No.16074695

>>16067192
all parties in this webm. deserved to be thrown inside of a gas chamber

>> No.16074706

>>16068632
nobody goes there anymore

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>>16067192
R.I.P. to my favorite writer/artist