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16063747 No.16063747 [Reply] [Original]

How the fuck do I stop eating bread every morning?

>> No.16063752

Eat cereal instead.

>> No.16063767

You can't. Even if you decide to eat something else, the Bread Mafia is going to kick in your door, put a gun to your head, and force three to four slices of Wonderbread down your fat craw.

Kill yourself.

>> No.16063884

>>16063747
Stop buying it

>> No.16063893

>>16063752
>replace cancer with bigger cancer

>> No.16063906

Lmao I haven't eaten bread since December. Pathetic.

>> No.16063913

>>16063747
keep to making your own bread.
eventually it'll become either a pain in the ass to make every morning, or you'll make it a habit to make bread every morning and make it better each time.

>> No.16063945

Bread is terrible for you wtf? We have been telling you this for years. You got sausage, bacon, eggs, scrapple, taylor ham you don't need fucking bread. Stop eating bread ever. Ok, you want a burger, throw the bottom half away. This isn't a hundred years ago. We know better. Stop eating fucking bread and harming your health.

>> No.16064191

>>16063747
If you aren't already, eat whole wheat bread instead. It's better for you. I prefer the taste of it for the most part too.

>> No.16064196

>>16063747
Stop buying bread so you can't eat it every morning? Fat retard.

>> No.16064197

>>16063747
don't buy bread

>> No.16064216

>>16063767
>>16064196
Nice projection, fatties.

>> No.16064257

>>16063747
How do you usually eat bread in the morning?

>> No.16064363
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>>16063747
Drink a diet sodie

>> No.16064376

>>16063747
Stop buying bread you dumb nigger.

>> No.16064379

>>16064257
Either one slice of bread with eggs and cheese or grilled ham and cheese, sometimes a tuna sandwich but not my favorite.

>> No.16064388

>>16063747
eat pussy instead

>> No.16064398

>>16063945
>bread BAD
Yeah, that must be why the French and Italians have such high CVD rates and low life expectancies. Oh, wait, they don't, fattie.

>> No.16064431

>>16063893
>all cereal is sugary garbage
eat unsweetened muesli

>> No.16064442

eat carbs kill twinks

>> No.16064458

>>16063747
Dont buy it

>> No.16064477

>>16063747
Just don't eat shitty white bread.

>> No.16064564

>>16063747
Unless you're some kind of gluten intolerant shithead then there is no reason to skip bread in the morning. Bread is pretty much one of the better things to eat in the morning. Given you're putting a okay spread on it instead of pure sugar.

>> No.16064570

>>16063747
You stop eating bread.
It's pretty fucking simple

>> No.16064574
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>>16064431
Now now, be nice to the uncultured American

>> No.16064579

>>16063747
donbt eat it

>> No.16064590

>>16063747
Remove the words "How", "the", "fuck", "do", "I" and then remove the question mark AND YOUR ANSWER WILL BE REVEALED!!!

>> No.16064829

Stop drinking beer. Simple as.

>> No.16064833

start eating pastrys instead

>> No.16064864

>CARBS BAD
God I am looking forward to when this wank is debunked in 9 years and I don't have to hear morons shouting it literally every time food is mentioned in conversation.

>> No.16064871

>>16064864
refined carbs arent great, retards twist this to mean all carbs
its ambiguous here since the type of bread isnt specified

>> No.16064899

>>16063747
>stop eating bread every morning
stop eating bread every morning

>> No.16065109

eat fruit instead. Buy a sack of apples, they're cheap enough if you're not an amerifag. Cut one into quarters, remove the core and then cut up in to chunks. Eat with coffee/tea. This will take less time than making toast with butter and is healthier.

>> No.16065112

>>16063747
Eat oats instead

>> No.16065160
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>>16063945
>bread bad
>the staple food for humanity over millennia is bad for you
What did you mean by this

>> No.16065173

>>16065160
egyptians were famously fat, romans called them lazy bread eaters

>> No.16065190

>>16063747
Do not eat bread before noon, simpes!