/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16063209]

Okay I made alfredo.
Give me more recipies to impress woman with.

[Anonymous No.16063526]

That thing could only impress a woman with ageusia. Maybe try with something easier like cereal

[Anonymous No.16063538]

The only thing that really impresses a woman is a large bank account.

[Anonymous No.16063703]

>>16063538
would an acocunt in a large bank be enough?

[Anonymous No.16063733]

Zabaglione, panna cotta, pot de creme
Anything light so she don't poop on your dick when you're having sexxors after. Bonus if it's alcoholic

[Anonymous No.16063764]

>>16063209
plated like that you might struggle to impress a woman with anything

[Anonymous No.16064164]

>>16063209
I love the white box to block the reflection of your face from the fork.

[Anonymous No.16064207]

>>16063209
That looks like shit. Where is the sauce even? Is that fucking orange juice? How old are you? You will never get laid with that kind of cooking

[Anonymous No.16064355]

>>16064207
Ok chud

[Anonymous No.16064401]

>feeds full lactose alfredo to intolerant girl to get braped on all night

[Anonymous No.16064411]

>>16064355
Lol missed me with that gay shit stay rekt fagglord

[Anonymous No.16064429]

>>16063209
What the fuck kinda woman wants to eat 100g dried of almost unsauced pasta?

[Anonymous No.16064718]

>>16063209
that looks dry as hell OP
next time add cummies for dat creamy feel

[Anonymous No.16064769]

>>16064718
Cummies?

[Anonymous No.16064889]

>>16064769
jizzles

[Anonymous No.16064953]

>>16064889
Like sperm??

[Anonymous No.16065623]

>>16063764
I have a small penis

[Anonymous No.16065747]

>>16064401
This also works with bean and cheese burritos. Hope this helps.

[Anonymous No.16065840]

>>16063209
I made garlic shrimp Alfredo and garlic bread

[Anonymous No.16065886]

>>16065840
looks grim mate

[Anonymous No.16065887]

>>16065840
>pepsi
>frozen shrimp
I wont knock the garlic bread though it looks great

[Anonymous No.16065896]

>>16065840
>bread and pasta
>niggerball-sponsored 'beetus-in-a-can
mutts lmao

[Anonymous No.16065913]

>>16063209
Looks good but they'll be wanting more sauce.

[Anonymous No.16065926]

>>16065840
Pay no attention to people dissing you. Looks like a tasy meal, well done

[Anonymous No.16065958]

>>16065840
Looks good

[Anonymous No.16065983]

Women like breaded fried shrimp, too.

[Anonymous No.16066027]

>>16063209
Mix a pint and a half of chicken stock with a quarter pint of apple juice and a half teaspoon of salt, add three cubed apples (preferably three different types, one of them tart), bring to boil, reduce to simmer, simmer for twenty to thirty minutes (the apple should start to go soft), add a quarter cup of grated carrot towards the end and mix through. Serve with a brioch bun. Women love apple soup, and think you're a magician when they taste it.

[Anonymous No.16066053]

>>16065886
I think it's the setting, the grandma plate and fork, the table that looks like it's at the end of someone's bed, pressed up against the windowsill, the lone piece of kitchen roll and the can of fat person liquid. The actual food doesn't look too bad.

[Anonymous No.16066132]

>>16063209
That looks dry as hell

[Anonymous No.16066207]

>>16066053
Do you have to hurt me?

[Anonymous No.16066634]

>>16065840
looks nice, just ditch the sugar water.

[Anonymous No.16067070]

>>16065840
>>16066207
Why does your fork have snap-off points on the handle, though?

[Anonymous No.16067078]

>>16063764
Caring about plating is a mental illness. The food is food, what matters is whether or not it tastes good. I couldn't possibly respect a woman who was concerned with plating.

[Anonymous No.16067174]

>>16063209
>Give me more recipies to impress woman with.
You need to quantify “women” better.
Are you talking college women?
30-somethings?
If it’s the former (and she isn’t a wealthy Ivy League girl), you don’t need to waste effort with actual cooking; get a frozen Bertolli skillet meal and some frozen garlic bread, and just unpackage them and put them in another container before she gets there if you’re going to ‘cook’ it after she arrives. Say “I did the prep work earlier because I wanted to spend time with you instead of in the kitchen”.
The effort (or lack of) you put into it is irrelevant as long as your plating is Instagram-worthy, as that’s what she’ll show as “look what Anon cooked for me!”
Also, and this is very important, get a large bottle of Sutter Home white zin, or a similarly cheap white zin, and make sure it’s had enough time in the fridge to be nice and cold. Don’t try to impress her with a nice wine; it will be too acidic or bitter or something else she doesn’t like. White zin is your golden ticket.

[Anonymous No.16067208]

>>16063209
imagine being such a faggot that you post on an azerbaijanian spearfishing website and photoshop your reflection out of the images you post

[Anonymous No.16067223]

>>16063538
Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates are divorced so...

[Anonymous No.16067277]

Plating does matter, a bit, and where you eat. If you want to eat over the sink, fine, but it will taste better if you sit down at an uncluttered table and take your time. If you can control the lighting, so much the better. Plus if you want to impress a future wife, you need to put in some effort.

[Anonymous No.16067443]

>>16067174
I live in Europe and all the woman I know are yuppies who take care of themselvs.
I'm not sure if what you wrote is optimistic or sad because americans seem to have replaced significant parts of thier vocabulary with brand names, which i fortunately dont know.

[Anonymous No.16067463]

>>16067277
Wife? Gross, it's my sister I'm trying to impress. All I'm looking for is a bit of casual sex.

[Anonymous No.16067469]

>>16063538
redpilled

[Anonymous No.16067489]

>>16067443
>significant parts
>2 brand names

We get it, you're a retard

[Anonymous No.16067736]

>>16067443
>mentioning two products relevant to conversation that are common knowledge in America, on an American website.
>sad
Using a term like ‘yuppie’ would suggest you’re an American pretending to be European on the internet anyway.

[Anonymous No.16067858]

>>16067443
You dont live in europe you fucktard, I live in europe, sure the women memexercise and go on fucking bland diets. That meal you made is perfect for women: bland, tasteless, no effort. Women only care about the plating, they literally cant tell the difference, anything they eat will be a meme, anything they do is for clout. Go and cook some egg whites to get a taste of a womans personality, faggot.

[Anonymous No.16067998]

>>16063209
The guy on the left can impress a woman with instant ramen.
The only way to impress a woman is to be a 6'4'' with a chiseled jawline and hunter's eyes.
Everything else is COPE.