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i have a mouse in my apartment. it has eaten through a bread bag and a tortilla bag. i set out a few traps with peanut butter to kill it, but the clever bastard ate all the fucking peanut butter without setting off the traps. what is the best way to take care of this pantry problem? i used to be a soldier and i am seriously considering going and buying a cheap bb/pellet gun and just camping out on a chair in the kitchen. do you think a bb gun could do damage to my apartment? i would love to nail that little bastard right in the head.

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>> No.16041062 [DELETED] 

>>16041059
Are you both trans?
I advise you lace the trap with HRT medication.

>> No.16041071
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16041071

>>16041059
Water bucket traps are ridiculously effective. I set one of these up and it killed all of the mice in like 3 nights.

It isn't humane but who gives a shit. They are mice.

>> No.16041072

>>16041062
i don't understand 4chan's obsession with trannies. they make up a tiny sliver of the population and literally everyone except their doctors think they are insane. no i am not trans and i doubt the mouse is either. i just want to kill it.

>> No.16041079 [DELETED] 

>>16041072
Based.
I bet you'd make a hot woman with something a little extra between your legs.
The mouse knows it's true gender

>> No.16041081

>>16041071
ill consider this. it won't give me the satisfaction of shooting the son of a bitch, but a 5 gallon bucket is cheaper than a daisy bb gun.

>> No.16041083

>>16041079
this so much

Post pics of your legs op

>> No.16041088

>>16041071
>It isn't humane
White peoples were a mistake.

>> No.16041093

>>16041081
You'll be able to hear it squeak like crazy while it drowns. If you are awake you can run to the trap and watch the mouse struggle to get out before it drowns to death.

>> No.16041097

>>16041071
Based trap poster

>> No.16041101

>>16041093
it's a different feeling bro. i'd rather not get into my army days, but shooting a motherfucker is just more personal.

>> No.16041107

>>16041101
This is the most trans obvious post on the chan

>> No.16041448

BB guns damage things. Set up a backstop.

Try baiting the traps with harder things. We like to press black licorice into the trigger. This usually gets them.

>> No.16041468

>>16041059

i regularly kill mice with a KWA airsoft gas blowpack pistol charged with propane using .3 gram 6MM bb's. obviously the harder the BB the better, but they will literally take the top of a mouses head off, or break its spine. might leave the tiniest of dings on a wall, not really noticeable.

you can also identify the ways they get onto the counter and put glue traps there so they can't get up without getting glued.

>> No.16041498

>>16041059
lock up ur foods in the pantry and close any entryway they can squeeze thru almost anything;. if u want the mice traps to work call an exterminator first and they can tell u where to place them and if you still cannot do it urself hire them to do the job.

>> No.16041516

>>16041059
why not small bb claymore mines instead?

>> No.16041525

>>16041088
why you nigger? would you like to make that small hungry animal suffer more than necessary? would you feel like a man for the first time in your life then?

>> No.16041559

>>16041059
Fuck shooting the thing, who has the time or patience? Also, if it's timid enough to lick a spring-loaded trap clean without setting it off, it's timid enough to run the moment you lift the gun's site to your eyes.

If you're using one of the those classic mouse traps, try instead taking a piece of pizza crust, french fry, or andthing else that will hold well with crumbling, and jamming it on to the catch of the trap instead of using peanut butter. The mouse will have to chew and/or pull on the food, and can't remove much of it without springing the trap.

t. Used to use peanut butter til the mice got smart, but have recently used the same blood-covered piece of now-petrified pizza crust to kill at least 5 mice

>> No.16041573

>>16041059
>live in shithole apartment building full of immigrants years ago
>see signs of mice because immigrants cannot into basic refuse sanitation
>plant sticky traps to capture them alive
>go to sleep plotting my revenge on mice
>awake next morning to find traps have caught mice
>begin the trials of the gods
>THE TITANS GOBLET (flush down toilet)
>THE PATH OF SWORDS (garbage disposal)
>THE TEMPLE OF THE SUN (microwave)
>THE JUGGERNAUT (put car in neutral on slope)
>mice all fail the trials and die, proving the gods hate them, and are well pleased with their devoted servant (me)
>final mouse runs across the kitchen
>chase it down and corner it
>all my guns are in a different room, so I close in and destroy the mouse in hand to hand combat
>never see another mouse again in my apartment
I hate mice so much bros it's not even funny

>> No.16042079
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>>16041059
you need to adjust your trap to make it hair pin activated. See the green arrow? the key is bending this piece out just a tiny bit.
then test it with a feather or something.

This is the answer your father should/would give you.

>> No.16042102

>>16041559
>recently used the same blood-covered piece of now-petrified pizza crust to kill at least 5 mice
damn that's brutal

>> No.16042106

>>1604105to

I had this problem many years ago. I loaded up the traps with lots of peanut butter, and the fucking mice would ball up the peanut butter and take it right off the trap, hide the little peanut butter balls under the couch and go munch on them at their leasure. Well I cleaned the apartment and starved the mice for about a week, then reset the traps with just barely any peanut butter on em so they would really have to get at it. All 5 of them got killed that night.

>> No.16042107

>>16042079
Based. I had a mouse lick a bunch of traps clean once so I bent that piece and caught him the next night.

>> No.16042114

>>16041059
Use glue traps and place a dab of Hershey's vomit chocolate syrup mixed with peanut butter in the middle of it. This will seriously work every time.

>> No.16042119

>>16041097
lol

>> No.16042120

I once decapitated a mouse. There was a little fucker scurrying across the countertop so I grabbed a pot to catch him. Well he was too quick and almost escaped but I crushed it's foot with the edge of the pan. I wasn't going to let this fucker go so I grabbed a knife and sliced it's head off right on the counter top. My roommates and I gave him a viking burial, we wrapped him in newspaper, tossed some lighter fluid on him and lit him on fire before tossing him into the gutter.

>> No.16042121

>>16042114
To add to this, I eradicated an entire tribe of mice within one night of doing this. Within 3 minutes of placing the first one, I caught several of them. Make sure you buy the large traps.

>> No.16042255

>>16042114
Glue trap is fucking disgusting. It could turn into bloodbath because of their literal cannibalism.

>> No.16042264

>>16041059
Watch my lad Shawn Woods
https://youtube.com/c/ShawnWoodsprimitive-archer

>> No.16042287

Get a cat

>> No.16042469

>>16042102
Effective, though. I'd change the bread, but I think the moisture and heat of Spring would mold over a fresh piece of crust. What I have now is the perfect little pizza crust-turned-crouton: permanent, perfectly molded around the catch, and impossible to remove. The blood adds a nice touch.

>> No.16042507

>>16042255
Glue traps may be the most inhumane way of disposing of them, but I've never had a mouse escape. They seriously love chocolate and peanut butter and will go for it immediately.

>> No.16042862

>>16041071
This but fill the bucket with cheap vodka.

>> No.16043038

>>16041525
not him but they're fucking mice. are you part of the PETA you fucking retard?

>> No.16043041

glue traps. not pretty but they work

>> No.16043086

>>16042862
then you can have mouse shots on the weekend

good times

>> No.16043109

>>16041071
that's a trap

>> No.16043700

>>16041088
Our humanity is the only thing keeping you cunts out of the noose. If we were to start treating animals like the third worlders do you'd be dead in days.

>> No.16044286

>>16041059
Just get a nonlethal trap you piece of shit
>>inb4 the faggots who liked killing little animals as kids shit their diapeys

>> No.16044312

>>16041059
Put out chocolate, it's poisonous to most animals. The bait is also the trap.

>> No.16044346

I keep cats for this.
Hear a tiny squeak and scurry, cats get excited and have a real purpose for their 11pm sprint down the hall.

Sometimes I let them feast, sometimes I hurl the injured mouse out the door and give my good kittyboy a treat.

He really just likes chasing at pouncing, not the fur wrapper on his snack.

>> No.16045390

>>16041059
I used cheese unironically when I had a mouse, worked ez

>> No.16046178

>>16041059
12 gauge shotgun should do it. Blow a hole in the wall, then your head

>> No.16046189

>>16046178
this

>> No.16046860

>>16041573
You may be living in an apartment filled with dirty immigrants, but you on the other hand are a nigger for killing the mice so brutally. I hope someone puts you down for begging for gibs one day.

>> No.16047232

>>16041573
>Put car in neutral on slope

Nigga what?

>> No.16048144

https://www.heavy-r.com/video/133343/Mousetrap_vs_Penis/