Coffee Time /ctg/

[Anonymous No.16036044]

Coffee frog edition. This thread is for all coffee related discussion and inquires.
>What are you drinking?
>Do you like it?
>Getting anymore?

Previous thread >>15998291

[Anonymous No.16036073]

>>16036044
As a lonely austistic incel it makes me furious that there are people who pretend to like wine, beer, and coffee and engage in the consumption of these as part of a social ritual. They all taste like shit, especially coffee. Bitter as hell. Try a Mountain Dew or some other gamer fuel for white redpilled virtuous anime Gods

[Anonymous No.16036081]

^low tier bait

[Anonymous No.16036083]

>>16036081
>t. sex-having coffee-addicted normie

[Anonymous No.16036131]

Mother dearest, I have made the posting once more as I have done countless times before.

[Anonymous No.16036425]

Just roasted a batch of beans and my neighbors only called the fire dept once. Think I'm starting to get the hang of this!

[Anonymous No.16036461]

We need to discuss the hand grinder conspiracy. Some people have been suspecting that asshats have been scalping premium grinders like the Comandate, Kinu, and Option-O. I believe this is true now after seeing many of them popping up on ebay and Amazon for double their retail prices. I am curious about who these people are. Are they working alone, or in concert to achieve a higher retail price for manufacturers? Or are they being bought by Chinese grinder manufacturing cartels to dominate global markets? I implore you all to not give in to the scam and pay more than retail for grinders.

[Anonymous No.16036474]

>>16036425
I save my Italian roasts for Sunday mornings. When the FD shows up I have their mugs all ready for them. We all stand around laughing over our coffees while the neighbors have to come up and ask the guys to move the fire engine so they can get their car out of the driveway. Good times.

[Anonymous No.16036496]

>>16036474
>Doesn't rest the smouldering remains

NGMI

[Anonymous No.16036818]

Beautiful day for some brazilian and brekkie. 4 minute origami with a melodrip. Semiwashed yellow bourbon from Marimbondo Farm. Brazilians all taste the same to me, other than the ones with super hazelnut notes. This one is more than drinkable for the $2/lb I paid. Probably should have gotten more.

[Anonymous No.16036927]

>>16036818
food looks delicious anon. Not a big brazilian guy but I also haven't had one in over a year so maybe I'll give it another shot. I'm drinking a peru from a v60 today. Cheers guys

[Anonymous No.16036946]

>>16036461
I noticed this too. I bought a comandante last july with stimmy money. My sister wanted one a few months later and it took forever for her to find one. I think the pandemic put a lot of people deeper into the coffee rabbit hole and scalpers realized that these expensive grinders were becoming increasingly popular and could be flipped for huge profit easily. Didn't think these fuckers would come for coffee grinders but alas

[Anonymous No.16037038]

Aeropress gang.
I use 13g coffee, 200 grams water, 98 degrees Celsius, and brew for 2 minutes. It's pretty nice even though my city's water is shit.

[Anonymous No.16037043]

what's a good espresso machine for under 300 dollars?

[Anonymous No.16037525]

>>16037043
Flair.

[Anonymous No.16037598]

>>16037525
Truckers Delight

[Anonymous No.16038274]

>>16036081
>>16036131
ctg is based

BUMP FOR COFFEE

[Anonymous No.16038495]

>>16036073
Haven't you ever added lots of cream and maple syrup to your coffee? It takes away the bitterness completely.

[Anonymous No.16038909]

Is frothing milk is only recommended with espressos? I tried it with french press coffee and it genuinely taste great

[Anonymous No.16039492]

>>16036073
Bitterness is a failed tasting note due to shitty over roast/over extracting or bad grind/instant coffee/shitty origin like Colombia (yes, I said it). Some bitterness accents some types of beans while I sure as fuck don't want it in others. So is vegetal, sour, and a bunch of other flavors. You won't understand until you've had good coffee, some tastes like lightly sweetened hot cocoa and a proper Ethopian like berries or fruit. I can drink my daily driver Guatemalan single origin 1950M elevation beans black with no sweeteners and love it, but you give me the usual instant or shitty super market trash the average person chokes down and I'll need 35g of sugar to make it drinkable in a 470ml mug. Can't stand the shit.

Same thing with wine but not as versed in that, expensive reds can taste like shit but there is clearly a difference between that overpriced earthen trash and babbys first $14 White Zinfandel Rosé that tastes good. You have to realize the average person is retarded and consumes partialism nowadays and are extremely ignorant in all levels of functioning, accept you don't know your own pallet, sir.

[Anonymous No.16039535]

[Anonymous No.16040060]

Chocolatey coffee with pastry as a sweet morning start.

>>16036073
>who pretend to like wine, beer, and coffee and engage in the consumption of these as part of a social ritual.
"Stop liking what *I* don't like"
Why are you here then?

[Anonymous No.16040210]

>>16040060
What do you add in your coffee or you get it at your local?

[Anonymous No.16040224]

>>16036044
>>What are you drinking?
Coffee. Just coffee. You think there's a difference between brands of coffee made of the same bean and roasted to the same level? Nope. Stop pretending to be some kind of intellectual connoisseur savant who can detect the differences between different cups of roasted bean water.

[Anonymous No.16040541]

>>16036073
As a lonely austistic incel it makes me furious that there are people who pretend to like soda, milk, and energy drinks and engage in the consumption of these as part of a social ritual. They all taste like shit, especially soda. Sweet as hell. Try a coffee or some other coding fuel for white redpilled virtuous cinema Gods

[Anonymous No.16041008]

>>16040210
The pix is from the local cafe for the weekends. During weekday, it's plunger coffee...
>>16040224
... with a hint of honey

[Anonymous No.16041150]

>>16041008
Try it with a teaspoon of maple syrup

[Anonymous No.16041555]

Coffee with goats milk and maybe some honey is really good.

[Anonymous No.16041567]

>>16037038
You can buy bottled water if you think that would work better.

[Anonymous No.16041748]

>>16036044
Got "Pacific Rim" blend from sprouts that was labeled,"Deep, full, earthy and floral notes". Its not bad, its like a better version of whatever "regular" flavor coffee blend most coffee places offer. I'm sil kinda trash at picking up floral or earthy notes in coffee; its easier to with tea. Only bought it cause it was on decent sale. Still think Aldis basic bitch beans are hard to beat for quality and price.

[Anonymous No.16041818]

>>16041555
>>16041008
Does coffee with honey actually taste good? I usually take tea with honey and a bit of milk

[Anonymous No.16041850]

>>16036073
>Dew or some other gamer fuel for white redpilled virtuous anime Gods

[Anonymous No.16041991]

Take the phin filter pill boys

[Anonymous No.16042010]

>>16041818
It's up to you.
If you don't like it with honey/sweeteners, that's entirely up to you but goats milk is really good with coffee.

[victim No.16042100]

>>16041818
no it tastes bad bc honey has its own flavor... and texture... so it's like ruining the coffee flavor. this is why the companies who make drinks use fructose or fructose glucose or glucose or even corn syrup.

[Anonymous No.16042988]

>>16041818
I do a teaspoon of honey + unsweetened almond milk every once in a while.

[Anonymous No.16043014]

cobbee beenz :D

[Anonymous No.16043035]

For me, it’s a yeti 10 oz mug

[Anonymous No.16043175]

>>16037038
Get a brita

[Anonymous No.16043187]

>>16036044
i havent had coffee in close to a week now, been lowering my tolerance to caffeine so that the next time i have a cup of coffee i feel super buzzed. Like when i was a teenager and would drink coffee on days where i didnt get enough sleep which was rare. Anyone else doing this?:

[Anonymous No.16043320]

>>16043175
Britas are junk. Get a berkey.

[Anonymous No.16043328]

>on prednisone for 10 days
>caffeine not advised during this time
JUST

[Anonymous No.16043445]

>>16043328
mtf?

[Anonymous No.16043555]

>>16043445
tinnitus in left ear from covid complications, been having months of inflammation and shit

[Anonymous No.16043561]

>>16043320
I got a berkey but apparently their filters don’t go through the national testing for water filters or some shit.
I’m gonna buy 3rd party filters when I finally have to replace the ones that came with it

[Anonymous No.16043601]

>>16041991
Based. I have that same $10 phin. Makes fuckin incredible coffee would absolutely recommend.

[Anonymous No.16043716]

>>16043561
Yeah I read about that but it was all mommyblog spam. I just ordered 2 more thicc black berkey filters for the impending apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.16043760]

>leave the Aeropress to me

[Anonymous No.16043792]

>>16036044
Some Colombian stuff I got off eBay, it's good, still haven't got a hang on how to properly roast the stuff but it gets gone quick, kind of difficult to keep up, even with a Moka pot. It's so much better than store bought though, quickly made me realize how overroasted and overground lots of commercial coffees are.

[Anonymous No.16043938]

do they make double-wall version of these? i would love to look at my coffee, but I don't want to let it get cold. Right now I have to put it in a thermos and pour little amounts to sip.

[Weeb Future: An Interspecies A(...) No.16044316]

>>16043938
What a dumb question. Just look up "double walled glass carafe" or "vacuum wall glass carafe"

[Anonymous No.16044464]

>>16043938
What a dumb question. Just look up "double walled glass carafe" or "vacuum wall glass carafe"

[Anonymous No.16045459]

>>16043938
I bought a kruve evoke for the lulz. It drips down the spout every time, but fuck if it ain't pretty.

[Anonymous No.16045741]

>>16042100
kys namefag

[Anonymous No.16045903]

>>16041748
>its easier to with tea
The first time I tried *good* tea, not that lipton shit mom always had, I was blown away by how powerful the flavors are compared to a quality coffee.
That also reminds me how I got my mother a big sample set of quality teabags of which she only tried two and then didn't have any more, just went back to drinking lipton cold brew which to me doesn't even compare. She literally only has the nice tea when I come over and make it, yet she says it's good. I just don't understand.

[Anonymous No.16045913]

>>16043555
My brother got tinnitus from scuba diving and it went away after six months. there's hope, anon.

[Anonymous No.16045925]

>>16045903
I sent my aunt and uncle some fresh roasted coffee and aged puerh for christmas. Last I heard its still sitting in the box lol.

[Anonymous No.16045936]

>>16043760
*bripes in your path*

[Anonymous No.16046014]

>>16045913
Thanks for reminding me
I usually tune mine out

[Anonymous No.16046060]

>>16045913
thank brer

[Anonymous No.16046285]

>>16045459
can you put a 02 v60 on it?

[Anonymous No.16046304]

>>16043760
It's strange to me seeing a bong knows so much about coffees since tea is known to be the favored drink there

[Anonymous No.16046338]

>>16036073
Maybe you should try smoking cock

[Anonymous No.16046748]

>>16040224
>Whiskey. Just whiskey. You think there's a difference between brands of whiskey made of the same grain and barrel-aged to the same level? Nope. Stop pretending to be some kind of intellectual connoisseur savant who can detect the differences between cups of fermented grain water.

[Anonymous No.16047239]

>>16045903
Only coffee I've had that gets close is pour over at a hipster cafe; fruity coffee seems more complex. Luckily I got my mom some sample flavored loose tea, but also a mug brew basket so its simpler than a tea pot.
>She literally only has the nice tea when I come over and make it, yet she says it's good. I just don't understand.
Honestly its laziness and habit. Some people just want their ready caffeine fix at the expense of taste. Get her to upgrade to Bigelow, way better than lipton.

[Anonymous No.16047401]

>>16041150
>>16041818
Try it

[Anonymous No.16047456]

>>16041818
I've done it, but the type of coffee and honey is a factor. Orange blossom honey or fruity wild flower works great in bright acidic coffees. Woody, spicy honey like Galberry for darker smokey roasts, and clover honey for nutty sweet.

[Anonymous No.16047481]

I hate coffee addicts. You're obnoxious. Thank you for listening.

[Anonymous No.16047890]

>>16046285
Yes. Most pourover cones work. I've used a v60 and an origami.

[Anonymous No.16048881]

>>16047481
yes we are and we love it

[Anonymous No.16048904]

>>16036044
>>16041748
Made my coffee as a frothed milk drink with concentrated french press ratio. Tasted good. Milk smoothed out the bite it had plain and made it taste more earthier and a little nutty. Its bot as chocolate forward or tannin taste like french market blend. Not amazing, but comfy.

[Anonymous No.16049774]

Chiapas from a local roster. eh, it's aight, slight earthy afternotes /10
I think we are past liking at this point.
Well, I'm a long time coomsumer. Will probably try some turk next tho.
>>16036073
But coffee is gamer fuel. Watch
*sips*
I HATE JEWS, WOMEN AND MINORITIES!oneone!

[Anonymous No.16050045]

I've been playing around with the Hoffmann Aeropress method and the JX Pro and I think that 4 rotations is the sweet spot. Anything less is way too bitter.

[Anonymous No.16050088]

>>16047239
But the part i don't understand is the tea i got her is already in teabags, it's literally the same process as the lipton tea she already drinks. Sorry for the rant, I have some issues with my mother.

[Anonymous No.16050110]

What's a good ratio for making cold brew coffee? I got a 1.1 liter jar that needs filling

[Anonymous No.16050305]

>my aeropress coffee tastes better than my pourover
Why is pourover so hard? I've been making it every day for the past three weeks but it still tastes bad
>>16047481
That's why you came into the coffee thread?

[Anonymous No.16050309]

>>16050045
4 rotations is like... french press coarse. Are you using the grey or red dot JX-pro?

[Anonymous No.16050311]

>>16050309
Grey desu. I've tried with 2-3.5 and they were all gigabitter. I've tried every water temp for those settings as well.

[Anonymous No.16051541]

[Anonymous No.16051610]

>>16036044
babbys first home roasting. I think I'm going to buy some green beans from sweet marias. I'm thinking of rwanda or uganda. I really like those. what do I need to do the dirty deed?

[Anonymous No.16051686]

>>16051610
$20 popcorn popper they sell. They'll toss in 4lbs of random beans so it comes out basically free.

[Anonymous No.16051756]

>>16050305
How fresh is your coffee? What's your draw-down like? Have you tried different grind sizes? How hot is your water? This is assuming you're weighing coffee/water and you're technique is on point

[Anonymous No.16051825]

>>16051756
it doesn't matter that fucking much, just don't burn the roast

[Anonymous No.16051860]

>>16051541
My wife Chino chan is so cute

[Anonymous No.16052067]

>>16036073
>it makes me furious t
Good.

[Anonymous No.16052080]

>>16036044
>What are you drinking?
An 1100m Brazilian in a flat white, and a 2200m Ethiopian that tastes like fruitcake in espresso and filter/aeropress
>Do you like it?
Love them both - the Ethiopian is my usual go to but I wanted something a little chocolatier for milk drinks
>Getting anymore?
Order another bag of each this morning

[Anonymous No.16052242]

>>16051686
much obliged. I'll report my excuses once it arrives.

[Anonymous No.16052283]

>>16051825
are you gay or just retarded?

[Anonymous No.16052426]

>>16047401
Oh nom nom

[Anonymous No.16053064]

For me it’s Bunn

[Anonymous No.16053194]

>>16052242
If you enjoy it, you can mod the fuck out of that little $20 piece of junk. Mine has been running for well over a year now. I was kind of planning on burning out the popper and then custom fabricating something, but now I'm thinking if anything burns out its only $20 to get it running and I get free beans...

https://www.instructables.com/Arduino-controlled-DIY-Coffee-Roaster/

https://www.tindie.com/products/artisanaltech/tc4-coffee-roaster-shield-tc4-plus/

[Anonymous No.16053281]

For people who use distilled water, what do you recommend to remineralize the water before using it to brew?

[Anonymous No.16053785]

>>16053281
cum

[Anonymous No.16053856]

>Cafe bombon
>Cafe miel
>Vietnamese egg coffee
>Swedish egg coffee
>Eiskaffee
>Affogato
>Cafe liegeois
>Bulletproof coffee
>Yemeni ginger coffee
>Espresso romano
>Frappe
>Pharisaeer coffee
>Irish coffee

What other exotic coffee drinks should I try? The Vietnamese one was the best so far.

[Anonymous No.16054034]

>>16053856
>exotic

What in the flyover

[Anonymous No.16054603]

>>16053064
>fills the room with the smell of burnt coffee

[Anonymous No.16054659]

>>16054603
its actually not burnt at all.
im pretty satisfied with taking the bunn pill.
however its definitely a bit overkill since i only really drink a cup a day

[Anonymous No.16054917]

Who here roasting?
>>16051610
I second the other guy's suggestion, I used the nostalgia popper for half a year and you get really impressive results considering how cheap it is and ghetto it seems. Just don't roast with the plastic top piece on, it will melt. If you actually get 4lbs of beans with it that's a steal.
>>16051825
Those are all basic aspects of brewing that absolutely do have an impact on making a delicious cup of coffee.

[Anonymous No.16054990]

>>16053194
I've seen my uncle roast coffee before, but this was 30 years ago. I've been watching the videos and im not worried about fucking them up.
>>16054917
this is>>16051610
I bought it this morning. like I said, I wi report in with my excuses once I get it and try it out.

[Anonymous No.16055172]

>>16054990
Nice, how do you plan to cool the beans? What I did was dump them into a chilled colander and shake/stir them until they were cool enough to handle. That also reminds me, when you first dump your greens into the air popper they will be too heavy for the air to agitate so to avoid having the beans on the bottom burn you'll want to stir them until they've lost enough moisture to be moved by the air, usually this is from 1:45 to 2:15.

[Anonymous No.16055217]

>>16054990
Here's my abomination. Roasts amazing coffee for like ~120ish.

[Anonymous No.16056228]

>>16053856
Frappe with neutral yogurt

[Anonymous No.16056407]

I'm a vegan so I don't drink coffee.

[Anonymous No.16056429]

>>16056407
>I'm a faggot so I'm a vegan
FTFY

[Anonymous No.16056445]

>>16054917
finally got a rotten bean on my roast today, singled it out and ate it, i shouldn't have

[Anonymous No.16056500]

>>16056445
Neat! I'm slowly collecting quakers for undetermined purposes. I would add rotten beans to the jar if get any.

[Anonymous No.16056769]

>>16036044
I fucking love coffee, but recently I started to have problems with it, and it makes me pee all the time. Just the final straw my dudes, it is the time to an hero.

[Anonymous No.16056806]

>>16036073
Coffee has subtle flavors depending on the roast, time passed since the product has been opened, and type of water used. The only way to drink it is black. You are right though beer and most wines taste like shit.

[Anonymous No.16056832]

>>16040224
>You think there's a difference between brands of coffee made of the same bean and roasted to the same level?
Yes, retard. Just because two brands are both say medium arabica doesn't mean they are the same quality. One could be grown with more care, the other could be using old beans or beans grown in poor soil etc.

[Anonymous No.16057144]

Guys, is a nespresso machine unironically worse than a moka pot?
I am using moka pot and the coffee is ok but not great. No wonder because the device itself is pretty retarded if you think about it, it just runs hot water through the coffee at comical pressure. Nespresso machine process is technically better for sure, on the other hand you have to use capsule coffee which I am highly skeptical of.
Is there anyone who owns both and can compare them? Because if they really make comparable coffee, then nespresso would be winner for me for convenience.

[Anonymous No.16057190]

>>16045459
just impulse copped one. Was between this or the Fellow Stagg double wall carafe. But the Kruve just looks so damn good.

[Anonymous No.16057759]

>>16036044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqANgtxKLbM

[Anonymous No.16057839]

>>16057759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epMDcqKoQys

[Anonymous No.16058053]

Been making french press for the past few days because I've had friends over and didn't want to dick around pulling back to back to back shots on the flair. Today I had my cuppa with a stroopwafel on top while I made the rest of my breakfast. Never tried it before and didn't enjoy stroopwafels cold but warmed over a hot drink they're excellent

[Anonymous No.16058128]

Best brewer for 1L servings?

[Anonymous No.16058350]

>>16058128
Breville Precision Brewer or a Moccamaster

[Anonymous No.16058475]

New to coffee and I cannot brew a good cup of coffee. It tastes of acid and burnt shit. I have tried buying various beans I thought were good and bring them myself and French press and drip. I have messed around with the temperature and brewing time too. I am going back to instant if you faggots do not enlighten me.

[Anonymous No.16058478]

>>16058475
*Grind them myself

[Anonymous No.16058502]

>>16058475
get better beans (single origin with tasting notes from local roaster)
get a better grinder
grind coarser if still bitter
do pour over

if that all fails just take caffeine pills and stop forcing yourself to like something

[Anonymous No.16058514]

>>16057190
One accidentally made its way into my cart with my sifters. Cleaning brush and stir stick are unironically worth.

[Anonymous No.16058703]

My coffee tasted inexplicably sour/underextracted for a couple of days. All three coffees I had on hand at three different roast levels did this. I autistically started double checking water temps, ground a little finer, but everything was still sour. Then, went back to eyeballing water and used previous grind settings and everything tasted good again. I can only conclude there was something wrong with my tongue for two days. Very weird.

[Anonymous No.16058766]

>>16058703
I just had this same experience and wasted around 8 shots trying to diagnose the problem, turns out I just needed to clean my grinder. I feel retarded, I thought covid fucked up my palette for a second.

[Anonymous No.16058825]

>what im drinking
Vietnamese style iced latte non dairy from coffee shop, bought new beans there, 48hr fermentation colombian light roast
>do you like it
Haven't tried it yet but I love all the beans i get from my local roaster.
>getting anymore
Yes.


In other news I might be swooping a slightly used and neglected breville espresso machine from my friends parents.

[Anonymous No.16058843]

>>16058766
Yeah, I clean my grinder like every day. It's gotta be something taste related. I can't think of anything palate-detroying I ate either. Nothing super salty or sugary. The weather has been changing though. Springtime temperature and humidity fluctuations. But come on. How much can that affect pourovers?

[Anonymous No.16059226]

Is coffee good for you? Seriously.

[Anonymous No.16059507]

Give me one reason I shouldn’t spend $30 on one of these off Amazon/grainger or 5 finger discount from my lab and use it as a pour over stand? Coffee nerds spending $200 on a pour over stand is the darndest thing to me. And I just bought a fucking Kruve evoke

[Anonymous No.16059514]

>>16056832
I think he means both brands using beans of the same origin, but even then one could have more consistent roast than the other.

[Anonymous No.16059551]

>>16059507
If your pourover sits nicely on it go for it, looks like it would make a nice stand. Otherwise you could easily make something nice looking out of wood.

[Anonymous No.16059872]

>>16059507
Looks sick. Buy it and report back.

[Anonymous No.16060621]

>>16059507
this is what it would look like. Honestly the clamp is optional. But this is what my chemistry degree got me.

[Anonymous No.16060700]

>>16046304
No, it's not and you can drink both.

[Anonymous No.16060740]

>>16059507
it will hurt your instagram social credit score

[Anonymous No.16060902]

>>16055172
I have a big bowl and a large tray.
>>16055217
that is impressive as hell. wirig that up and the thought it takes is far beyond me. I got a Neptune 2 coming in.
>>16053194
I probably will. I'm picky about things being right, and this way, I know my coffee is going to be good. and I can use one of the pounds as a mothers day gift.

[Anonymous No.16061679]

>>16036044
based Xi Jingping
kill more wiggers oops I mean Uyghurs heh yea....

[Anonymous No.16061728]

Every blend I've tried from my roaster has tasted like shit. Why do they try and push this trash over single origin (which is fucking cheaper).

[Anonymous No.16061983]

>>16061728
there is fair trade and "fair trade", these scam artists that call themselves 3rd wave coffee roasters can't keep the same origin over more than one harvest, due to them marking up the price and the farmers finding out, in no way a 10 minute roast adds 3 times (or more) the value of green beans that have a growth cicle of a fucking year. and yes blends are disgusting because they are buying bottom of the barrel beans. the only thing that puts them appart from folgers is roast level and freshness.
TL;DR: Specialty coffee bubble is bursting the same way the craft beer did.

[Anonymous No.16062429]

>>16061983
i would like to drink coffee (and eat food) that maximizes suffering in the third world. What brand coffee should I drink?

[Anonymous No.16062449]

>>16062429
starbux

[Anonymous No.16062487]

>>16046748
Yep. Thanks. If it's made of the same grain and barrel-aged to the same level, it's literally the same shit. Only spergs trying to be unique pretend otherwise.
>>16056832
>One could be grown with more care, the other could be using old beans or beans grown in poor soil etc.
Oh wow. You should really open a botany textbook and start reading. Whatever you were doing in 9th grade science class, you clearly weren't paying attention. Not sure how "care" of beans being grown affects anything. Are you the kind of person who believes playing music for plants makes them grow better? Lmao at pretentious coffee autists.

[Anonymous No.16062952]

>>16062487 lmao drink moar pleb
>what is peated and unpeated
in coffees:
>what is washed and dry processed

[Anonymous No.16062956]

>>16058502
Instant is fine though.

[Anonymous No.16063014]

>>16062487
>different bean varieties
>different climates
>different processing
>different roasting
>different brewing
god I hope you're baiting

[Anonymous No.16063466]

Here's what I'm drinking. Say something nice about it!

[Anonymous No.16063583]

>>16063466
>dark roast
>not sealed
Doesn't sound great but you tell me, how do you make it?
The Starbucks espresso roast put me off dark roasts i think

[Anonymous No.16063593]

>>16063583
The top of the bag is folded over a couple times and pegged closed, so it's sealed plenty.

I just use a drip machine that does up to a litre at a time. I've bought a couple bags of Starbucks roast and ground before. I find their dark roasts to taste a little on the burned side, but their home blend was great last time I had it. This particularly bag is really fucking strong for what it is. I should've got something a little milder, honestly.

[Anonymous No.16063608]

>>16063466
Based Co-Op chad.

[Anonymous No.16063614]

>>16063608
I'm a duty manager there so get all sorts of food related discounts. I get those bags of coffee for £2 a pop.

[Anonymous No.16063631]

>>16063614
Good work lad.

[Anonymous No.16063641]

>>16063631
Th-thanks.. !

>Anon complimented me~~!

[Anonymous No.16063664]

>>16063466
>dark roast
>blend
>preground
... I like the color scheme of the bag?

[Anonymous No.16063680]

>>16063641
Weebs out.

[Anonymous No.16063688]

>>16063680
Too bad nerd, I'm a manager at your local fucking Co-op.

[Anonymous No.16063695]

>>16063688
I don't have one near me. Kinda wish I did.

[Anonymous No.16063716]

Help me bros.
Currently buying 2lbs of these beans for $26 shipped which is an amazing deal and while the beans themselves are also amazing I'm getting pretty tired of them. What are some other online roasters that sell 1 or 2lbs of beans at a good price?

[Anonymous No.16063930]

>>16062487
>9th grade science class

Typically physics dipshit.

[Anonymous No.16064383]

>>16063930
My school didn't do physics until junior year
9th grade was bio

[Anonymous No.16064512]

>>16036818
Very nice

[Anonymous No.16064535]

>>16062952
Wow, great comparison.
>the addition of a pungent ingredient
>has the same level of difference as rinsing coffee beans
You are truly a bean water intellectual. In fact, I think the contents of your cranium have been scooped out and replaced with beans,

>>16063014
>different bean varieties
I clearly said same bean. Learn to read, bean water intellectual.
>different climates
Doesn't matter
>different processing
Like what? Lol
>different roasting
I clearly said same roast. Learn to read, bean water intellectual.
>different brewing
Ok you can make bean water in many different ways. Yet that's irrelevant to the point made. Please refer to my original post: >>16040224

>>16063930
>botany
>physics class
Nope... botany is not taught in physics class. Really showing your beanbrain there.

[Anonymous No.16064554]

>>16064535
huh

[Anonymous No.16064980]

>>16062487
>Are you the kind of person who believes playing music for plants makes them grow better?
I'm pretty sure Mythbusters did this and actually did see that not only did music make plants grow more but certain music had a greater effect.

>>16064535
>I clearly said same bean
To be fair it wasn't clear in your original post if you considered all coffee beans the same or if you recognize the difference in bean varieties.
>different climates
>Doesn't matter
It absolutely does, in addition to elevation it's one of the major impacts on a coffee's flavor. Are you going to tell me you think a plant will grow the same in different climates?
>different processing
>Like what? Lol
Washed, semi-washed, natural process, honey process, etc.
Have you ever actually had quality single origin coffee or is you only experience with stuff like folgers or starbucks?

>botany is not taught in physics class
He's pointing out that you typically don't learn biology in 9th grade but rather physics. I think you need to improve your reading comprehension.

[Anonymous No.16065013]

>>16064383
Your school is retarded then. High school physics is just basic applied algebra. Its 9th grade math.

[Anonymous No.16065063]

>>16063930
>>16064383
>>16065013
>>16064980
is this how Amerishart education works? fucking lol. in normal countries, you learn a bit from every major field, every year. that's why it's called "science" class. you have the WHOLE YEAR and you only learn one thing. lmfao

[Anonymous No.16065147]

>>16065013
I went to a technical high school for medicine, so physics was not a priority. Learning biology and chemistry from the beginning was more important because anatomy was a required course sophomore and junior year

[Anonymous No.16065979]

>>16043014
frenge bressed :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.16066671]

>>16037043
Bambino

[Anonymous No.16066800]

>>16065063
Thats how it works in high school. You spend 8 years learning general shit, then 3 focused years for the sciences. Physics, chem, bio. Senior year you'd either elect not to take a science class, or take an additional class in one of the three for university credit. I understand your compulsory school ends at 13 so you have to pack as much general shit in as you can, but don't assume that's normal.


>>16065147
You can just say you dropped out for votech because your parents thought working in a nursing home was the best bet.

[Anonymous No.16066808]

>>16066800
? I graduate from that technical high school. I don't do anything with medicine now but that's how my school did things

[Anonymous No.16067027]

>>16066808
Its called an alternate diploma for a reason. GEDs look better on resumes.

[Anonymous No.16067049]

>>16067027
I don't know what you're talking about. It's a technical high school but I still got a normal high school degree. The only difference between it and any other high school is that I didn't choose any electives. They were all assigned and were all medicine-based

[Anonymous No.16067093]

>>16067049
Correct. We sent the bozos who couldn't read but could hold a wrench decently well to those schools. Its the participation trophy of secondary education. Its a magnet school for those who have never tested well or been able to sit in a classroom. You see alot of sped bleedthru into votech.

[Anonymous No.16067111]

>>16067093
I think you're misinterpreting this a trade school. I had to test to get into the school and there was a middle school GPA minimum to apply. It's literally a school for the smart people who were always on honor roll in middle school, did extremely well on standardized tests, that sort of thing
>couldn't read
I study electrical engineering in my third year of college with a 3.88 GPA, faggot

[Anonymous No.16067138]

>>16036044
>What are you drinking?
Nescafe Blend 43
>Do you like it?
It's alright
>Getting anymore?
As some point. Probably going to get some Moccona next.

[Anonymous No.16067142]

>>16067111
So like those magnet schools in NYC & SF?

[Anonymous No.16067162]

>>16067142
Yes, very similar to those.

[Anonymous No.16067212]

>>16067111
>middle school GPA minimum

LOL. Really setting the bar high there.

[Anonymous No.16067218]

>>16067111
How much debt you going to graduate with?

[Anonymous No.16067374]

>>16067212
Uh, well it's a high school. You expecting them to take SAT scores?
>>16067218
About $100K
Yes I regret it, but it's too late now

[Anonymous No.16067424]

>>16067374
>Uh, well it's a high school. You expecting them to take SAT scores?

No, I'm just loling at the pride you show for not failing 8th grade...

>for the smart people who were always on honor roll in middle school

Pls stop. My sides hurt so bad. Any of your graduating class successful, or are they all perusing money sinks like you?

>>16067374
So instead of IB, you took cna votech classes you now don't have a use for. So instead of taking 9th grade physics(which would have lead you into ee) you're likely going to take that 120k ee bachelors and realize you want a physics phd/masters to make yourself look more attractive to wagies and their hiring manager.

[Anonymous No.16067455]

>>16067424
>No, I'm just loling at the pride you show for not failing 8th grade...
How else am I supposed to explain what the intent of the high school is, and that it isn't a trade school?
>Any of your graduating class successful
About half are in med school now. The other half are doing things like pharmacy, nursing, or things unrelated to medicine like me
>second half of post
I got into my school for physics then switched to EE because I found pure physics boring
>So instead of taking 9th grade physics
I took physics in 11th grade. It's the same thing, just in 11th grade. Not sure why you think the particular year matters so much
>realize you want a physics phd/masters to make yourself look more attractive to wagies and their hiring manager.
I've already been given a paid internship which will likely translate into a full time offer. I wouldn't mind going back for my masters if a company wanted to pay for me to do it

[Anonymous No.16067608]

>>16067455
>About half are in med school now. The other half are doing things like pharmacy, nursing, or things unrelated to medicine like me

Doesn't sound like success to me. It takes a sense to differentiate between
whats yours and someone elses dreams. Its 2021. You're in your third year of a 4 year program. You graduated 2018ish. What's the delta between you and the rest of the bozos putting their 100k degrees in crypto then to now?

>I took physics in 11th grade. It's the same thing, just in 11th grade. Not sure why you think the particular year matters so much

It doesn't, its just the logical progression. You learn how the world functions, what its made of and the relationships between these elements, then what that combination of elements was able to create. Understanding physics helps you understand chemisty, which helps you understand bio. Physics first also provides the groundwork of how to test and probe how and why things work. The ONLY reason bio is taught first is the majority of school bozos haven't been able to learn the simple math required to tackle the class. Its indicative of a poorly structured and funded school district, likely why your parents wanted you to "test" out.

[Anonymous No.16067615]

>>16036044
I start my day off right with a cappuccino, the twinkie variation

[Anonymous No.16067616]

holy shit talk about coffee not your college debt

[Anonymous No.16067644]

>>16067616
tfw you don't understand coffee is physics, chem and bio...

[Anonymous No.16067674]

>>16067608
Is "physics must be taught in 9th grade, not 11th!!!!!!" really the hill you want to die on?

[Anonymous No.16067728]

>>16067674
Not at all. Its just the logical progression. You common core morons are going to fuck this country even harder than before. Votech construction bozos are taught to put down a foundation before building. No reason academia should be different.

[Anonymous No.16067731]

>>16067728
...

[Anonymous No.16067813]

>>16067731
Chemistry is the study of the physics of an electron. The core of biology is learning the chemistry of carbon. Very simple concept. Pay attention in school next time. They're taxing me for a reason.

[Anonymous No.16067821]

>>16067813
My understanding of science is far more advanced than yours

[Anonymous No.16067832]

>>16067821
Doubt it. You're paying 100k to learn shit we already know.

[Anonymous No.16068353]

>>16067455
you're in one of those notacountry's where you get an MD n two years of attending arent you?

[Anonymous No.16069055]

>>16067615
Reminds me of James Hoffman on his JewTube channel. He made a crispy creme latté by stewing a chopped up donut in milk, straining it, and using the now donut flavoured milk as the basis for a latté. Apparently it tasted just like drinking a crispy creme donut.

[Anonymous No.16069098]

>>16043760
BRIPED.com

[Anonymous No.16069703]

kinda new with coffee, what are good and practical ways to brew? currently have a french press and a moka pot, and mostly use the press cause is kinda lazier

[Anonymous No.16069705]

>>16069703
You forgot pourover.

[Anonymous No.16069759]

>>16068353
Didn't I just say that I study EE?

[Anonymous No.16069764]

>>16069703
Pourover, but it's harder. Aeropress is piss easy to make taste good, but it ultimately will never taste as good as a pourover done right

[Anonymous No.16069776]

>>16036927
>not a big Brazilian guy
4 u

[Anonymous No.16069780]

>>16037038
>tap water
buy a Berkey you heathen

[Anonymous No.16069814]

>>16043561
Their filters are the best but you need to get post filters too for fluoride/arsenic/heavy metal reduction.

[Anonymous No.16069824]

>>16043716
Absolutely, unparalleled basedness. I, too, have an extra set in my closet. Gonna get more. That said, I’ve noticed the black berkey filters tend to “clog” or slow down faster than ceramic, however based on testing , black berkey seems to be the best. I’d say for apocalypse scenarios it would be wise to have ceramic on hand, too.

[Anonymous No.16069914]

>>16036131
tengoku no okaa-san...

[Anonymous No.16069955]

>>16069824
>. That said, I’ve noticed the black berkey filters tend to “clog” or slow down faster than ceramic

Courtesy of the mommyblogs. If you're too lazy to scrub the candles with scotchbrite(which I should probably do this weekend), run a potato peeler across it a few times. Just make sure you use the little purge disk afterwards to force the pores clean.

[Anonymous No.16070002]

>>16069703
I fell for the v60, manual grinder, and goose neck meme and it takes me 10-15 minutes to manually grind, pour, fuck with swilring shit for the 3:30 draw down it takes doing 34g:480ml and then clean up, occasionally fucking up the brew with bad technique or forgetting to start timers/scales. Went back to an automatic drip with a better shower head + encore and now I can multitask while making breakfast. I can't even be assed to clean my french press and strainer the grounds when I can just pull them out of the filter basket into the compost and rinse that shit easy.

[Anonymous No.16070086]

>>16070002
Are you unable to dose and grind while your kettle heats?

[Anonymous No.16070107]

>>16070086
I do but that isn't multitasking breakfast, that is just multitasking the same 15 minute mug of coffee. All I do now is weigh, throw in hopper, throw in filter basket and make other food. 15 minutes a day sounded acceptable until I actually had to do it for half a year while groggy.

[Anonymous No.16070126]

>>16036073
Fr i cant believe people actually pretend and compromise their values all you posers need to fuck off so we professionals can enjoy our cultured cuisine

[Anonymous No.16070137]

Is Nespresso really that bad? I have the opportunity to get one for free so I'm wondering is it worth the space in my house. For context I drink like 5+ cups of coffee a day and so can't be fucked with the more fiddly ways of making it.

[Anonymous No.16070161]

>>16070137
Pod coffee just isn't good. If you're drinking a lot and want something low effort, you're best off getting a really big french press or a normal drip machine. If you want a nicer drip, go with a moccamaster or breville smart. Both are drip brewers like you've probably already used but actually make good coffee

[Anonymous No.16070187]

So I tried anaerobically processed coffee for the first time over the past couple months, and I was completely unable to make a cup that wasn't giga acidic. Not sure if this is a feature or not, but I can't say I enjoyed it. It did, however, have nice toffee and caramel flavors.

[Anonymous No.16070232]

>>16070107
I can do it all in under 10 without rushing. 36g/600ml What junk kettle and grinder were you trying to use?

[Anonymous No.16070245]

>>16070137
Nah but if you're drinking more than 1 a day it will be very expensive

[Anonymous No.16070251]

>>16070137
I have a nespresso and think it's the tits. I highly recommend you go for it. Making autists seethe just a side benefit, the coffee is great.

[Anonymous No.16070268]

>>16070232
Jx pro grey dot + bonavita bv382510v. How long are your draw downs at 36/600?

[Anonymous No.16070283]

is the anon that bought the flair 58 here
how is it

[Anonymous No.16070373]

>>16070283
Hasn't shipped yet. Been staring at my nice pullman accessories for weeks :(

>>16070268
I shoot for ~4 minutes. Kinu m47p and a stagg ekg.

>>16036818

[Anonymous No.16070995]

Is there a good source to buy a bunch of samplers online somewhere? I did that recently with tea and enjoyed it immensely, and wanna do the same with coffee since my experience is extremely limited.

[Anonymous No.16070999]

is that a dale cooper drinking coffee pepe?

[Anonymous No.16071933]

>>16070999
Yes

[Anonymous No.16072056]

Morning coffee with eggs on toast. My milk steaming is getting better slowly.

[Anonymous No.16072093]

>>16072056
Looks good! Little coarse on the froth, but more than drinkable. Bet your next one is better. How was it?

[Anonymous No.16072143]

>>16070137
Pod coffee sacrifices convenience for taste; not to mention you are locked-in to a particular type of pod.

I rather just use a plunger/moka pot/drip and have weekend barista coffee at my local cafe.

[Anonymous No.16072168]

>>16070995
I'd just shell out a bit on drinktrade.

[Anonymous No.16072212]

There’s a guy on the Decent Diaspora forums who’s a troll cocksucking piece of shit over a fucking grinder, I bet he posts here too

[Anonymous No.16072341]

>>16072093
Tasted pretty good, mouth feel was pretty good - I've certainly paid for worse once or twice. I'm not worrying too much about pouring technique til I get the milk down better - but like you said, hopefully the next one is better and so on and so on.

[Anonymous No.16072440]

>>16072056
sexy duck butt

[Anonymous No.16073339]

coof

[Anonymous No.16073940]

Coof

[Anonymous No.16074690]

>>16072341
>mouth feel

[Anonymous No.16074723]

what's a good moka pot ratio?
used to have a small one where it was pretty straightforward, but this new one seems to be for 6-8 people

[Anonymous No.16075208]

How long do I need to stay away from coffee to reset my tolerance? Doctor says it can cause constipation and I haven't been shitting right for a few months. Trying to narrow down what is causing it and figure I should start with coffee. Sucks though since I feel exhausted every day when I don't have it.

[Anonymous No.16075218]

>>16075208
1 month at least.

[Anonymous No.16075226]

My fiancé and I got the Breville Barista Express Espresso machine as a wedding gift from some very generous relatives.

Trying the use the non-pressurized basket for the portafilter, but despite the right measurements and tamping, it keeps resulting in under-extracted espresso no matter what grind size.

What are we doing wrong? We picked up a bag of Siena Arte Crema Blend Coffee Whole Roasted Beans from Home Goods, but maybe they weren’t freshly roasted?

Do freshly roasted coffee beans make a difference when using a non-pressurized basket? If so, why?

[Anonymous No.16075256]

>>16075226
time since roast date, for espresso.
>0-5 days: too much gas undrinkable
>5-7 days: peak
>1-3 weeks: ok
>3-8 weeks: only to not be wasteful of beans
>2+ months: oh shit nigga, what are you doing?

[Anonymous No.16075502]

>>16075256
Is there a reason why freshly roasted beans would help with pressure?

Also, any container recommendations for coffee bean storage?

[Anonymous No.16075522]

>>16069098
Which I made, using squarespace.

[Anonymous No.16075598]

>>16075502
Air Scape

[Anonymous No.16075644]

>>16075502
There's a shitload of gasses(mostly CO
2)trapped in the beans as they roast. This starts to slowly seep out as the coffee rests.

[Anonymous No.16075659]

what is your favorite way to make iced coffee

[Anonymous No.16076081]

I’ve been using this tin to store my coffee beans. It was a gift giving to me from a friend who went to Austria. It came with a bag of coffee, but once I finished it I’ve been using the container to store my coffee.

Good idea or bad?

[Anonymous No.16076258]

>>16075502
i like these
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000273966539.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.30904c4dEWERIh
you need 4 for 250g i only use them because i roast at home, the doypack with the one way valve are good enough. also you can freeze at 5 to 7 days after roasting and they stay fresh forever.

[Anonymous No.16076374]

>>16075502
>>16076258
https://kurasu.kyoto/products/kurasu-coffee-canister-by-kato-seisakujyo

I bought some of these. I really like them. I believe there are a few shops with custom paint from the same manufacturer so look around.

[Anonymous No.16076750]

>>16075226
post grinder

[Anonymous No.16076820]

>>16076750
>today, on anon is retarded

[Anonymous No.16076866]

>>16070137
It even comes with its own fleshlight.

[Anonymous No.16077799]

>>16075226
>but despite the right measurements and tamping,
When you say measurements, how are you measuring the coffee? By weight or volume?

[Anonymous No.16079221]

Coof

[Anonymous No.16079283]

>>16036081
>Baiting the baiter
Teach me your ways, masterbaiter.

[Anonymous No.16079366]

>>16076081
If it closes air-tight, use it.

[Anonymous No.16080569]

wtf, ate another heavy bug damage bean but this one wasn't rotten.

[Anonymous No.16080652]

Broke into my reserve of Yemeni coffee this morning. This one really needs a 2-3 day rest, but fuck it. I haven't made this for a while. I forgot how complex it is!

>>16080569
Dude, why do you keep eating the fucked up beans?

[Anonymous No.16080653]

>>16075226
>What are we doing wrong?
owning that garbage

[Anonymous No.16080706]

>>16071933
consider yourself checked

[Anonymous No.16080832]

>>16036044
I made the Dalgona meme with instant Bustelo that was on clearance. Did 1-3-3 ratio Hoffman did; 6 grams of instant coffee. I thought the bustelo instant was going to be at least 100% arabica... it is not. It's like roasted cardboard with bad robusta flavor. Mixing the milk in helps a lot, but its.... ehhh. I can see this being good with instant coffee that isn't ass. Also I immediately needed to take a shit after drinking it, and I'm leaving the 1/3 left for later, as I'm currently VERY aware of reality right now.

P.s. definitely use some type of hand mixer.

[Anonymous No.16081009]

It's the bripe for me

[Anonymous No.16081015]

>>16076081
yeah? What do you think you can't use different coffee in a tin? Are you afraid of pouring coffee into your tea mug?

[Anonymous No.16081066]

who here /antihoff/pilled here? I don't use any ratios, I measure everything using spoons and cups or simply by eye

[Anonymous No.16081091]

Redpill me on vacuum coffee makers / siphons.

[Anonymous No.16081110]

>>16081091
meme shit, it won't make your life like persona 5

[Anonymous No.16081153]

>>16081091
For Japanese people who put ricotta in their coffee instead of milk

[Anonymous No.16081187]

>>16080832
desu I didn't mind it when I tried it, but it is a meme - I wouldn't bother making it again anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.16081235]

>>16081066
Yeah, volumetric is fine when you've have a lot of practice. Nerds have no ability to repeat results without nerd shit.

[Anonymous No.16081345]

>>16081110
Will it make me look like the old, grey Wojak behind the counter?

[Anonymous No.16081356]

>>16036044
is this xi jinping

[Anonymous No.16081358]

>>16081356
>Xi Jinpepe

[Anonymous No.16081382]

I just got a coffee maker and the darkest sounding stuff I could find in the supermarket so I can stop going to racetrac every day, but it's nowhere near as good as racetrac's dark roast.. What do I need to compete with them? Can I make coffee as good as theirs with a regular coffee maker? Maybe this brand is just shit

[Anonymous No.16081433]

>>16041818
I never even considered it until my coworker made me cuban coffee with honey and it was fuego

[Anonymous No.16081473]

>>16081382
>Can I make coffee as good as theirs with a regular coffee maker?

These are the questions you ask before wasting your money.

[Anonymous No.16081494]

>>16081473
I will have my money's worth from this by the time this bag is empty. It's not bad considering I'm used to drinking my grandma's coffee-colored water; this is much better than that but a long shot away from racetrac's brew. I just want to get away from going to racetrac 10 minutes away almost every day

[Anonymous No.16081798]

>>16081015
I think he's just concerned whether or not coffee will keep well in the tin. Perhaps he's wondering if compounds in the coffee will react with the metal? Maybe it could impary a weird taste? I don't have answers but these are possibilities worth asking about.

[Anonymous No.16081881]

>>16081110
Could you even call them a meme though? I don't think I've ever seen anyone say anything positive about siphons. Also I think Sojiro usually uses a pourover.

[Anonymous No.16082239]

>>16081187
You must have had better instant. I want to try it with good instant, but I'm not in a hurry to try it again.

[Anonymous No.16082312]

>>16076750
It’s part of the machine

[Anonymous No.16082417]

>>16082312
Aren't we all?

[Anonymous No.16082470]

>>16082417
don't tell him

[Anonymous No.16082722]

we're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine and the machine is bleeding to death

[Anonymous No.16082885]

>>16036083
Is that an insult?

[Anonymous No.16082935]

>>16059226
I think so. It’s a lot better than alcohol and soda.

[Anonymous No.16083153]

>>16082722
Dead flag blues sucks dick.

[Anonymous No.16083960]

>>16082470
are those huge portafilters on his head?? and pressure gauge? In the future we will have espresso directly pulled into our brains via neuralink. Thanks Elon musk

[Anonymous No.16084624]

>>16081091
Tea-flavour for people who think coffee is too 'strong'

[Anonymous No.16084661]

>>16040224
well he asked what because you might not be drinking the same brand or bean or roast level. are you fucking okay man?

[Anonymous No.16084677]

>>16045903
My dad thinks my coffee doesn't taste "normal" and sticks to the burnt gas station stuff. Does the same with pretty much anything, hates the taste of money being spent. Every time my sister takes him to some fancy restaurant for his birthday he barely touches his food and then microwaves some tv dinner when he gets home.

[Anonymous No.16084886]

>>16038274
>Bump
That's a lot of Cocaine, anon.

[Anonymous No.16084942]

How do i make non-shit coffee?

[Anonymous No.16085177]

>He owns a Baratza Encore

[Anonymous No.16085357]

>>16084677
>Every time my sister takes him to some fancy restaurant for his birthday he barely touches his food and then microwaves some tv dinner when he gets home.
How do some people live like that?

[Anonymous No.16085523]

>>16084942
good beans good grinder

[Anonymous No.16085603]

>>16036044
Made concentrated coffee in my french press with that Sprouts "pacific rim" blend, then heated up milk with dash of heavy cream, bit of sugar, and generous almond flavoring, frothed it. I don't normally have luck getting almond taste in my coffee, but heating it on the stove seemed to help. That and the coffee base is kinda basic, but comfy.
>>16081091
I hear its good, but it really only shines for fruity coffees. Its kinda a weird hybrid of pour over and french press. It would be fun to buy once in a while at a fancy coffee place.
>>16081345
Lmao
>>16050088
F. Maybe she doesn't care for it, but likes your company, so she says she likes it so you come over.
>>16084677
He just sounds like he has a boomer asshole wagie mentality.

[Anonymous No.16085674]

>>16084677
He likely has an diagnosed developmental disorder. What other quirks does he exhibit?

[Anonymous No.16085678]

>>16085674
Undiagnosed*. Thanks gookle keyboard, you know what I'd like to say way better than me.

[Anonymous No.16085682]

>>16085674
grew up in abject poverty

[Anonymous No.16085702]

impulse bought a breville dual boiler after learning about the slayer mod

[Anonymous No.16085725]

>>16085682
>>16084677
>tv dinner
>abject poverty
Poor people have no choice but to cook.

[Anonymous No.16085745]

>>16085725
he does, it was more a comment on the quality than literally a boxed meal

[Anonymous No.16085841]

>>16085682
My dog had steak for lunch and dinner yesterday. Neither were leftovers.

[Anonymous No.16085850]

>>16085841
ok?

[Anonymous No.16086260]

>>16084677
I have an uncle like that, he has millions in stocks but is incredibly cheap. Like goes to fast food restaurants just to take free napkins and condiments cheap. His enjoyment of food is inversely tied to how much he spent on it.

[Anonymous No.16086403]

>>16036073
It's 50% getting used to bitterness ("acquiring" the tase) and 50% getting some good stuff,
try sweeter / sweetened versions first, there's lots of cheap brands and tricks to accomplish all of these

[Anonymous No.16086892]

im at a loss with grinders. i bought a delonghi coffee grinder for £50 because im poor af thinking it would be ok and now ive just come across a james hoffman video where he absolutely slates it and ive see the ones he recommends and theyre all £1000+ which is ridiculous to spend on only a grinder . ive used the grinder a bit and it seems fine for a french press is he full of shit or do i actually need to spend more money on a grinder?

[Anonymous No.16086903]

>>16086892
if you enjoy the coffee you're getting then just enjoy it
if you want a good grinder for value go manual, but that doesn't suit everyone

[Anonymous No.16086956]

>>16086892
there are tiers for spending
>tier 1: 10-15 bucks electric blade grinder, it will get the caffeine out alright
>tier 2: +60 bucks handgrinder (steel burr + 2 ball bearings.
>tier 3: 250+ bucks handgrinder (steel burr + 2 ball bearings + a lot of grind settings)
>tier 4: 1000+ electric burr grinder, yes you just paid 750 bucks for a engine.

if you have 2 hands get a handgrinder.

[Anonymous No.16087116]

>>16084677
i hate boomers so fucking much

[Anonymous No.16087208]

>>16086892
https://youtu.be/dn9OuRl1F3k

This is all you need to watch. Flip that piece of shit on gumtree asap.

[Anonymous No.16087399]

>>16086892
if you're doing coarse grinds then a handgrinder wont be too annoying. also, that faggot recommends the Fellow Ode grinder which isn't expensive at all.
if you're doing espresso grinds, you really need a quality grinder if you want it to come out somewhat decent. Theres the DF64, Niche, and eureka mignon on the cheaper side of things.

[Anonymous No.16087407]

>>16086956
remember to attach an electric drill ontop to make it fully automatic

[Anonymous No.16087442]

You know what? I'm gonna say it.
Cold brew is good. I make it with espresso beans.

[Anonymous No.16088671]

>>16080652
After a day of rest, the edge of the full city roast comes off this one. And oh my goodness. I ranted about it a little bit last year. When you add cream to it it tastes exactly like butternut squash soup and toasted pumpkin seeds. Smells like a cigar shop humidor room with a fat leather chair in there when you brew it. Remarkable. It was expensive as fuck for green ($10/lb). The farmers who grew this are probably dead now. Thanks, Obama.

[Anonymous No.16088683]

>>16036044
Just got a Zojirushi travel mug to bring coffee to work and I'm honestly surprised how long this motherfucker keeps the drink hot. 4 hours later, it's still piping hot when I take a sip. I never really bought into these fancy vacuum sealed mugs but now I see why they're memed so much

[Anonymous No.16088795]

>>16088683
I quit making coffee/tea into my yeti if I wanted to drink it within 6 hours. Fucker is no joke.

[Anonymous No.16088799]

>>16036044
oh so coffee generals are ok but alc generals are a no go. jannies really are kikes

[Anonymous No.16089565]

Ordered this to try out. Shit is like nectar. Espresso tastes great on it too. Anyone else try Jersey milk steamed? Please tell me Guernsey milk is the same.

[Anonymous No.16089774]

>>16087442
Its nice when it's hot out.

[Anonymous No.16089777]

>>16089565
Good milk makes coffee better.

[Anonymous No.16089820]

>>16089777
Checked.
I used to work in Vancouver in a Bean around the world, and my boss knew a dude who owned one, and he used to add heavy cream to his milk. He also never tamped his coffee so...
But I tried out adding cream as per his ratio in my shop, just tased greasy, shit was fucking nasty. I had to really try and talk my boss out of doing it, she thought that because he had a line constantly, it was because of his milk.
But this shit is amazing. It's creamy, but not heavy. And apparently, the guy who opened up the original Bewleys in Dublin had his own heard of Jersey cows and used their milk in his cafe in town.

[Anonymous No.16089849]

At home I usually drink instant Nescafé Gold Blend because too povvo to buy a quality espresso machine.

Had coffee with Nutella from a cafe last week and it was nice.

[Anonymous No.16089924]

Had a good V60 with the April method. Light roast Rwandan beans from Pact.

[Anonymous No.16089936]

>>16089849
do americans really?

[Anonymous No.16089959]

>>16089936

Do Americans really what? I'm not a yank

[Anonymous No.16089973]

>>16089959
that shit is mostly sugar and PUFA, you might as well do a ketchup and mayo affogato.

[Anonymous No.16089984]

>>16089973

As an ex druggie I think sugar and PUFAs are the least of my worries

Shit tastes good eh

[Anonymous No.16090018]

>>16089984
drugs from a good neighborhood are safer than that shit.

[Anonymous No.16090031]

>>16086892
>Buy grinder
>Be satisfied with purchase
>Purchase does a serviceable job
>Hoffmeme doesn't like my purchase
>I don't like my purchase anymore
Fuck Hoffmeme, the prick doesn't even work behind a bar anymore. You won't get better at brewing unless you figure out what you like and dislike yourself. Don't just let Hoffmeme spoonfeed you.
For example, you can never really convince someone not to buy a Hario skerton pro, unless you've actually bought one yourself. Regardless of Hoffmemes opinion.

[Anonymous No.16090059]

damn light roast really tastes like shit in a moka pot

[Anonymous No.16090128]

>>16090059
Grind it coarser, increase your dose, and use a little bit more water. If you just keep going finer and finer, trying to find something interesting, you'll eventually just get all of the oils that will wash out any residual flavours.
On the flip side, if you brew too short you'll get alkaline and acids. Just fuck around with it.

[Anonymous No.16090708]

>>16036044
New thread
>>16090705
>>16090705

[Anonymous No.16091295]

>>16090031
>bought a delonghi coffee grinder for £50 because im poor af thinking it would be ok

>>Be satisfied with purchase

Reading comprehension. At no point does he say he was satisfied with it. Quit trying to poor up the threads.