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16031152 No.16031152 [Reply] [Original]

I'm about to spend $23 for coffee and a sandwich and there's NOTHING you can do to stop me.

>> No.16031160

Im going to spend sneed on chuck for some fuck

>> No.16031165

>>16031152
I wasted $200 this month on ordering an extra large French vanilla and a griled cheese turkey panini every morning

>> No.16031166

>>16031152
>NOTHING
the pajeet who delivers it to you will put his left hand between his asscheeks, open your sandwich and spread it around like he was buttering it.
then he will spit in your coffee.
enjoy.

>> No.16031924

>>16031166

racist. headass

>> No.16032168

>>16031152
Damn it feels good to have expendable income

>> No.16032318

>>16031152
u mean 2 coffes and a san cos theres no way u got just 2 things at a cafe for 23 dollarinos

>> No.16032329

>>16031166
t.Neet

>> No.16032557
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16032557

>>16031152
Just tip well

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>>16031152
i LOVE ubereats the first order I got $25 off so the total for delivery was like $12 with a $5 tip :)

and now I have a new promotion for $30 off an order i'm so happy tomorrow im going to get the best food ever

>> No.16032988

>>16031152
I just made a sandwich and coffee for like 25 cents at home

>> No.16033001

>>16032318

I always tip at least $20 on every delivery service I use

>> No.16033053

>>16031152
Hope a good chunk of that is a tip. Thanks for stimulating the local economy without endangering hourly workers.

>> No.16033081

>>16032557
10% is all you get. fuck off outta here they charge retarded fees not my fault they don't pay you well on top of that. Plus these fucking "temporary local fees" now too, fuck outta here

>> No.16033094

>>16033081
May all your deliveries be room temperature and half eaten

>> No.16033116

>>16033094
free food sounds good to me, love it when taco bell fucks up, I ask for 20 hot sauce packets and only getting 19, free 10$ credit and bad driver rep lol hahaha uber diamond master race

>> No.16033117

>>16031165
based!

>> No.16033882
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i never understand why you would fucking tip when its always a different person delivering your fucking food
even if my account was shown to not tip a single delivery and the driver decides to fuck with my shit, instead of giving him 5 stars like i do with everyone he'll get 1 star with negative shit maybe even a report

>> No.16034140

>>16031166
the bag comes sealed already moron

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>>16031152
I'm posting this bait picture and there's NOTHING you can do to stop me

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>>16031166
You joke, but this is literally why restaurants started stapling/taping food containers and putting the drinks inside them unless they're cans or bottles. The delivery people were just tampering with the food too much.

>> No.16034914

>>16031924
you have to go back

>> No.16035705

>>16032557
And insulated delivery bag is a horrible way to prevent spills, because I can’t monitor the item or hold it during a sudden stop

>> No.16035707

>>16034338
Tampering = eating a couple french fries in 99% of cases

>> No.16035743

>>16031152
Go ahead, it's your money that you're wasting

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>>16031152
>I'm about to be a lazy consoomer retard and there's NOTHING you can do to stop me.
...OK?

>> No.16035803

European here. Never tipped, never had issues with my food. The issue is it cost too much in fees for a single meal, so I order for 2 and eat the rest tomorrow. I also try to order when I have a coupon as well

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>>16035743
think again, wagie. it's YOUR money that I'm wasting. I think I'll use some of the rest to purchase a few of Jeff Bezos's fine products. better hurry up and sort those packages! chop chop!

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>>16034914
to africa

>> No.16036195

>>16031924

nigger. stupid nigger.

>> No.16036227

>>16031160
You redditor faggots have ran sneed into the goddamn ground. It’s so unfunny now it hurts to see you fags post this mega cringe

>> No.16036256

NEET here, you're making a huge mistake

>> No.16036299

Non-American here, why such hostility towards food delivery services?
Also, what the fuck is up with the tipping? Shouldn't the delivery guy's pay already be included in the delivery fee?

>> No.16036323

>>16036299
usually u get forced to order through an app that has increased prices for menu items, limited options, and lacks other savings like price reductions for ordering a meal

then on top of that there's other fees, and unfortunately you '''''''should'''''''' or at the very least are expected to tip here. So by the end of it you're paying like at least 2-3x what it would normally cost to order food through one of these services assuming everything even goes right

>> No.16036337

>>16036323
You think there will ever be a future where these apps don’t fuck over the consumer? It’s just ridiculous how much they make these fees cost (Not to mention how useless some of the fees are)

>> No.16036358

>>16035707
with their left hand

>> No.16036365

>>16036337
idk they have to make money somehow and i guess the majority of users are willing to spend more than i'd be comfortable doing myself

if you had access to the same menu/prices you'd have at a drive thru and if the only fee was a delivery fee(miles based or flat idc) and tip i think it would be nice

but it's hard cuz the company needs to make money, as well as the driver just for this small delivery service

>> No.16036368

>>16036323
That sucks, here we just pay for the delivery/service fee and nothing else. Sure there are some food items not on the menu but that's just mostly because they're out of stock of that particular item, and will have it back in the next day or so. Some restaurants even have 20%-50% discount promos, free delivery, or give out e-vouchers if you order twice within a week.

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16036369

I spent more than £500 on Uber Eats last year.

>> No.16036528

>>16036369
That's roughly £10 week, it's not that much it's like 1 order a week

>> No.16036592

>>16036227
Imagine unironically going all hipster over a shitty meme which you didn't even create.

>> No.16036764

>>16036227
sneething

>> No.16036768

>>16031152
I don't care

>> No.16036778

I started using Doordash and it blows my fucking mind how much cheaper it is. And unlike fucking Ubereats I've never had it insist that no drivers are available literally every time I try to order.

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>>16036768
you cared enough to post lol

>> No.16037807

>>16036227
>formerly chuck

>> No.16038695

>>16031924
Where do you think you are?