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You are painting your eggs red for easter like good Christians,like /ck/ ?

>> No.16030967

>>16030919
>04.30
>easter
You might be retarded

>> No.16030981

More like Beaster because J Diddy is a furry.

>> No.16031028

>>16030967
it's orthodox easter this sunday you pedo catholic

>> No.16031096

>>16030919
Of course

>> No.16031101

>>16031028
>Catholics
>Christians
Maybe in their dreams. But you're correct about them being pedos.

>> No.16031143

>>16030919
Im going to

>> No.16031148

>>16030919
please leave me alone, this is called harassment and even if youa re just doing it online doesn't make it any better.

you think threatening people and sending death threats online is not a crime? you are gonna get a rude awakening...

>> No.16031173

>>16031028
Fake.

>> No.16031357
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>>16031028
Thanks! Two Easters!

>> No.16031394

>>16030919
No, we had a thing for Eastro where we had a thing and a three day feast and bonfire. I hope you are blessed with fertility.

>> No.16031446

Wait? So this whole time I could have been celebrating the rebirth two times a year? Wish I knew sooner.

>> No.16031554
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>>16031028
>he believes that the orthodox church isn't just as corrupt as it's catholic counterpart
damn, that russian vodka is some strong stuff

>> No.16031560

no i'm not religious in any way

>> No.16031599

>>16031028
I was going to defend you until I saw you insulting the Mother Church.

Get fucked, but happy Easter.

>> No.16031615

>>16031028
>tfw public school teachers molest kids at a higher rate but no one notices

>> No.16031629
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16031629

>there are people on /ck/, RIGHT NOW, who let the pope and the government steal 13 days of their lives
shiggy

>> No.16031642

>>16031615
bc the cops r doing the same thing they just move after when they report it after realising it was the police hiding the child porn and the government intentionally hired them

>> No.16031644

>>16031560
hope you like warm weather

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>>16031028

>> No.16031675

>>16031629
>steal 13 days of their lives
Huh?

>> No.16031687

>>16031615
>Catholic Church has decades of abuse they’ve covered up and likely more still unreported
>retard anon thinks church abuse rates are lower since they aren’t reported as much

>> No.16032106

>>16031560
Its also a bit of a traditional and family thing y'know
You dont have to be religious, just a fun thing to do with the kids on an evening instead of reading 4chongers

>> No.16032113

>>16031648
>reported cases
ftfy

>> No.16032135

Look into Sabbatean Frankists. Not even a cope

>the media, government, and education aren't infiltrated or corrupted at all- that's just a conspiracy theory
>the church is thoroughly infiltrated by pedophiles
We have evidence for both

>> No.16033017

>>16030919
You are following the Gregorian calendar at home, right?

>> No.16033026

>>16031357
Gee Bill

>> No.16033030

>>16033017
Julian

>> No.16033045

>>16033030
Happy April 17th!

>> No.16033048

>>16030919
more like good pagans, painting eggs was originally a pagan tradition (slavic I believe)

>> No.16033057

>>16033048
Stealing pagan traditions and rebranding them is how you convert heathens without them even noticing.

>> No.16033059

>>16030919
Good Christians don't celebrate pagan rituals and traditions

>> No.16033077

>>16033059
Good Christians also burn at the stake, drown when pushed from cliffs, and eventually die when crushed by large rocks no matter how much weight they request. I just don't see the advantage.

>> No.16033087

>>16031615
>people pray to the school board

>> No.16033097

>>16033026
Isn't god great?!
(Praise Jesus)

>> No.16033149

>>16033059
Shut up you reddit faggot

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>>16033059
>Resurrection of Christ
>Pagan

>> No.16034623

>>16031554
>Imblying orthodoxy is from Russia

It was heavily pushed, politically, and is now the majority form of Christianity in Russia

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>>16030919
Wait there's two jesus?

>> No.16034812

>>16030919
Nah we bought them painted this year

>> No.16034839

can someone explain the eggs and rabbits things to me? I wasn't raised in a Christian home.

>> No.16034852

>>16034839
Eggs and rabbits are pagan fertility symbols associated with springtime and co-opted by Christianity for Easter traditions.

>> No.16034856

>>16033087
sometimes yea lol
>PLEASE let little Jimmy be less retarded this year!

>> No.16034873

>>16031648
Public school employees don't have an entire power structure revolving around handling abuse cases extralegally or simply covering them up

>>16031101
None of you are superior to any others. You're all worm food.

>> No.16034887

>>16031687
Yeah difference is I’m not a member of the church and I’m not obliged to send my kids there.

I am however forced to pay taxes to public schools and send my kids there, so yes, teachers raping kids is a bigger concern for me.

SOME TEACHERS ARE PEDOPHILES

PROTECT KIDS

>> No.16034893

>>16034873
Read my post here >>16034887

I pay taxes to child fucker teachers. My public dollars shouldn’t be supporting pedo shitheads.

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>>16034942

>> No.16035005

>>16031560
Easter isn't a religious holiday. It's an ancient fertility festival that was stolen by the Christians.

>> No.16035008

>>16031101
If you’re a Christian denomination you’re literally derived from Catholicism, sorry

>> No.16035023

>REDDIT TOLD ME CATHOLICISM IS BAD

>> No.16035122

>>16034623
it was the first and only major form of Christianity in Russia/Ukraine when the Kievan princess married into the Eastern Roman royal family 1,100 years ago

>> No.16035137

>>16033159
>dude, why do you believe the bible lmao
>just celebrate our traditions of men instead

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>>16030919
>actually doing anything for easter
easter is just a 4 day long weekend where everyone goes camping and gets fukken drunk at the beach fishing with the lads

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>>16034942
I'm an atheist, but faggot shit like this belongs on reddit. Imagine raging at Easter Eggs.

>> No.16035625

>>16035008
Good luck trying to convince Mormons of that.

>> No.16035785

>>16034812
Mega yikes

>> No.16035883

>>16031648
isn't the whole problem that the church covers it up and never lets anything go to court?

>> No.16035891

>>16035419
This is like every amateur rapper's first music video.

>> No.16035893

>>16033159
no one even remembers Easter is about Jesus anymore, it's just all about the cool pagan fertility symbols

>> No.16035897

>>16035893
I do, as many others.

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16035972

today i painted my eggs, tomorrow i will battle with the eggs

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16035997

>>16035137
>>16035005
>>16033059
>>16033048

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16036158

Yes.

>> No.16036160

>>16031599
>mother church
>eT fiLiOqUe
You're the schismatic ones, you dolt

>> No.16036457

>>16031675
The Eastern Orthodox churches still use the Julian calendar instead of the Gregorian one.
In the years the Catholic/Protestant world switched they "erased" 10 to 13 days to adapt to the new calendar.

>> No.16036498

>>16031599
>>16036160
>>16030919
mental illness

>> No.16036500

>>16031648
what a shitty chart lol

>> No.16036568

>>16030919
>painting

You are using onion skins, aren't you?

>> No.16036573

>>16031028
There's only one easter, and that's the chocolate easter, schizo.

>> No.16036582

>>16036160
No one actually gives a shit about the filioque, it’s a non-issue raised to justify the Patriarch’s 800 year hissy fit over the sacking of Constantinople

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>>16033059
based

>> No.16036589

>>16036585
What the fuck is happening there?

>> No.16036626

>>16036585
please tell me they don't drink that shit

>> No.16038266

>>16036500
>>16035883
>>16034873
>>16032113
Nice deflection. I'm not religious and even I think your responses are pathetic. Your blind unquestioning defense of and faith in teachers is just as bad as the religious zealots.

>> No.16038365

>>16036589
An Orthodox priest pours water over the relics of a Saint (I presume).

>>16036626
They probably will.

Holy water is very powerful.

I have a small sealed container with holy water sent to me by Canadian nuns. I hope I never encounter a situation where it needs to be used, though.

>> No.16038441

>>16035891
because the guy holding the camera is fearing for his life?
yep pretty much.
cassowaries are fucking terrifying.
cunts can kick through a door and have 6 inch razor sharp talons that can gut you in seconds.

>> No.16038447

>>16035893
who gives a literal fuck about jesus though?
he's not divine
he's just some jew cunt carpenter that got killed off

>> No.16038528

>>16031028
Cristos Anesti, Anon.

>> No.16038558

>>16038365
>I hope I never encounter a situation where it needs to be used, though.
fuck off christo schizo

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>>16038558
>getting upset over the mention of Holy water.

>> No.16038664

>ctrl f
>no kulich
why?

>> No.16038730

>>16038447
still better then your tranny gods anon

>> No.16040000

Happy Easter orthodox anons

>> No.16040380

>>16040000
Hristos voskrese.

>> No.16040385
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>>16040000
HOLY quads

>> No.16040389

>>16031554
Beefy holy boi

>> No.16040394
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16040394

Easter was a month ago

>> No.16040406

>>16040394
>I worship the Antichrist
Ok

>> No.16040409

>>16040394
It was Jewish Easter.

>> No.16040692

>>16030919
>like good communists
ftfy

>> No.16041206

>>16040692
Communists despised christianity, and outlawed its practise in public

>> No.16042036

>>16031554
If he gains any more mass he'll collapse into a black-holeyman.

>> No.16042061

>>16035023
reddit is right. protestant/orthodox > catholic

>> No.16042357

>>16031101
I love how heretical sects try to claim Catholicism isn't the true Christianity. It's adorable.