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What would you serve him?

>> No.16023816

>>16023798
am I supposed to know who this is?

>> No.16023828

>>16023798
My foot up in his ass

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>>16023798

>> No.16023844

>>16023837
burst out laughing at this

>> No.16023900

>toast 2 slices of white bread
>Stick cheese in between toast
>Microwave
>Serve with ketchup

Easy grilled cheese

>> No.16023904

>>16023798
gas station sushi

>> No.16023909

>>16023798
Same as what I eat.

>> No.16023911
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don't know who the fuck he is, but he looks like he'd enjoy this.

>> No.16023912

my cock and balls

>> No.16023964
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>Two white bread heels
>Glob of Miracle Whip
>Kraft Single
>Slice of store-brand bologna
>Crushed up bag of regular Lay's Potato Chips

$1,000 NOW NIP!

>> No.16024277

>>16023798
deenz

>> No.16024292

>>16023798
a beating
dumb ugly turtle looking nigga

>> No.16024295

>>16023798
these hands

>> No.16024298
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>>16023798

>> No.16024302

>>16023798
Chemo?

>> No.16024305
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>> No.16024310

I don't know if it's a covid thing or what but the sushi I've eaten in the past year has been trash.

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>>16024311

>> No.16024367

I would ask in flawless nihongo why he believes women can’t be sushaiolas

>> No.16024373

>>16024310
hmmm. sounds about right.

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>>16023798
7-11 omakase

>> No.16024500

>>16023828
Based.
>oh I'm a retarded japanese person and some french tire manufacturer is trying to pander to japanese retards, they must know a lot about food!
lmao, the documentary about this retard was hilarious.

>> No.16024524

>>16024472
Holy fuck. That’s absolutely golden. Got any more blow up sushi pics?

>> No.16024568

>>16023798
karaage and sapporo

>> No.16024577

>>16023798
cranberry juice

>> No.16024668

What he's gonna get inevitably:
"Chicken"
Mashed potatoes
Canned green beans
Diced canned carrots
Applesauce

Yogurt if you're lucky

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>>16023798

>> No.16024683

>>16023798
soggy fruity pebbles mixed with pistachio shells

>> No.16024691

>>16023816
some jap thats gonna probably die in like 2 weeks(hes literally 95 years old) that serves overpriced sushi

His name is Jiro Ono and there is a documentary called jiro dreams of sushi that made him more mainstream.

>> No.16024695

>>16024671
No bread white pigu! Uaaaaa!

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>>16023798
Blinding light and scorching heat, in a mushroom cloud reduction.
Served with copious fallout dust.

>> No.16024709

>>16024698
Imagine if the universe, with billions of niggers, was contained in this nigger. You wouldn't want that.

>> No.16024736

>>16023798
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>> No.16024751

>>16024736
Why did they think they could attack america? No on knows. The insect mind is a mystery.

>> No.16024807

>>16023798
Pretentious Jap bastard

>> No.16024812

>>16023798
A peener veener with white sauce.

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>>16023798

>> No.16024858

>>16023798
Nothing Japanese. Something completely alien to him. Perhaps salmon soup.

>> No.16024859

>>16024736
I thought ramen was soup too, i mean here in argentina we have the "Guiso de fideos" wich is pretty like ramen but less asian/aesthetic and with more meat

>> No.16024870

Sosij role
That's pretty much what sushi is anyway

>> No.16024873

>>16023798
Cooked fish.

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>>16023798
Only the best stuff

>> No.16025017

>>16023798
Two kicks to the fuckin head

>> No.16025025

digiorno supreme with a large side of chester's flaming hot fries

>> No.16025034

>>16023798
Pot noodle

>> No.16025067

Japan is so retarded you would e famous and respected here if you smashed your head against a power pole for a year because they admire mindless dedication and repetition over anything else.

>> No.16025099

>>16023798
sushi made from slightly undercooked uncle bens rice with HFCS to bind it and canned tuna on top

>> No.16025128

>>16023816
le expensive sushi meme guy

>> No.16025173

>>16023798
Some flamin hot Cheetos or some takis

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A fine bread turtle

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>>16023798
Hot dog sushi roll

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>>16023798
Hollandse Nieuwe

>> No.16025346

M C C H I K E N

>> No.16025362

>>16023798
sopa de sushi

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>>16025362
forgot pic

>> No.16025638

>>16025067
I would admire that too. That sounds so very Japanese.

>> No.16025644

>>16024751
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>> No.16025667

>>16025364
uma oishii

>> No.16025672

>>16023798
root beer, hear nips can't stand the shit

>> No.16025677

>>16023798
I would serve him his ass on a platter. He is old and weak.

>> No.16025811

>>16023798
i would carve out his grandaughters' vagina, use it as a bloody fleshlight and then forcefeed it to him.
lmao