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16021688 No.16021688[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Why is Manhattan BBQ taking over the world?

>> No.16021705

>>16021688
holy fuck New York BTFO by a real man yet again

>> No.16021758

>>16021688
Mmm, I love brisket smoked with car exhaust.

>> No.16021765 [DELETED] 
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16021765

>>16021688
why is being a whore suddenly a trait women feel like they need to have to be successful in western society?

>> No.16021769

>>16021765
have sex, incel. Also offtopic

>> No.16021775

>>16021765
have you seen onlyfans monthly income? imagine getting paid doctor salaries for taking slutty pics of yourself.
I'm a guy but if I were a girl I'd be doing that for sure.

>> No.16021777

>>16021688
who says it is taking over the world?

>> No.16021784

>>16021777
You're supposed to make fun of people who live in big cities (to really get the anger going, imagine they are liberals and nonwhite as well, possibly sexually active). Now contribute to the thread.
Or post redpilled woman hate content like >>16021765

>> No.16021806

>>16021688
Bless your hearts

>> No.16021812

>>16021806
troll'd heart

>> No.16021818

>>16021765
Has she killed herself yet?
>>16021775
>doctor salaries
Lol, no. Maybe the top three whores make close to that, but a billion accounts exist now, it's saturated and they don't make shit anymore. Now it's basically advertising for actual irl prostitutes.
A lot of them get doxxed and blackmailed into violent degrading shit like cutting and forced puke/scat shows

>> No.16021824

>>16021784
that sounds lame

>> No.16021838

>>16021688
>Brisket and pickles, that will be 120 dollars sir

>why yes the craft beer sour habanero IPA will be extra

>> No.16021842

>>16021818
>forced puke/scat shows
source?

>> No.16021877

>>16021818
The saturation is real. As well as the self perceived too good for this shit attitude some of these whores have. A girl I know who actually did TV for awhile started one up bikini photos only for the absurd price of $20 a month. At the start she made a pretty penny but now she's lucky if she gets 2 likes a post. Most of these girls are NOT making a good living doing this shit only the top tier whores

>> No.16022049

>>16021838
how about a fag cum flavored IPA? hahahaha..... williamsburg fags love faggy shit

>> No.16022349

>>16021818
>A lot of them get doxxed and blackmailed into violent degrading shit like cutting and forced puke/scat shows
bbbbbbbbbbbased. i love when females suffer

>> No.16022353

>>16021688
That is the most pathetic smoke ring on brisket I think I have ever seen. I weep for the charlatans

>> No.16022374

>>16021688
I love that this is actually an unironic picture from a vice article. I also love how flyovers think bbq is region locked or something. Like you couldnt possibly get great bbq in a major city lol

>> No.16022409

>>16021877
Yep, same here. This girl is a single mom. I'll admit she is pretty cute and maintained a decent body after three kids. She claims only to have ever done foot fetish stuff, made an extra $500 a month, but now she barely gets anything at all so she recently quit.

>> No.16022607

>>16021818
The ones who make the serious money are the cosplay and gamer chicks.

>> No.16022630

>>16021784
As a nonwhite, fuck you city dwelling subhuman. You people are living cattle.

>> No.16022642

>>16022374
Aren’t NYC fags always crying about “muh authentic pizza”

>> No.16022647

>>16022630
We think the same of you.

>> No.16022652

>>16021688
>here is your tiny jar of beer
do amerimutts really?

>> No.16022653

>>16022647
What size closet are you paying $2000/month to rent?

>> No.16022658

>>16022647
You acted like all browns are city dwellers or want to live in your polluted hellscapes in your post.

I’m just Fact Checking you.

>> No.16022672

>>16022642
only the collin quinn NEW YAWK IM WALKIN OVA HEA CUPPA CAWFEE types put simple ass slices on a pedestal. same with bodegas and chop cheese faggotry. the convenience and price is the only reason either of those are worth a damn.

>> No.16022676

>>16022374
>Like you couldnt possibly get great bbq in a major city lol
I mean, the best bbq comes from a trailer in the middle of nowhere south carolina, so that's not really wrong

>> No.16022695

>>16022652
New yorkers are not americans

>> No.16022745

>>16021688
it isnt

>> No.16022787
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>>16021688
>Why is Manhattan BBQ taking over the world?
First off....your picture is not in Manhattan, but Red Hook, Brooklyn. There is the ability to run outdoor smokers and space for parking, etc. It might as well be anywhere else in the US. There are craft breweries and other cutesy restaurants in this waterfront neighborhood.

Pic is a cheap/thin/not so hungry person, but to each their own. People who have apartment living crave dining in places that do have grills, unlike their homes. Actual Manhattanites are rich and picky, and demand restaurants be quality of the inferior places go out of business. Never assume their buying power means food sucks in NYC, because it doesn't.

If I am in town, Id probably choose good deli food over their BBQ, or fulfill a korean craving, which is going to be better wings than smoked wings.

>> No.16022796

>get kansas bbq
>just a pickle
>have to eat it in a klan outfit

>> No.16022827

>>16021806
this

>> No.16022834

>>16021688
That actually looks pretty good

>> No.16022855

>>16022374
>Like you couldnt possibly get great bbq in a major city lol
If that pic is anything to go by then you 100% can't.

>> No.16022870

>>16022796
Sounds based

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>>16022855
yeah whatever dude.

>> No.16022961

>>16021688
lmao holy fuck, is that what coast cucks think bbq is

>> No.16022982

>>16022676
>South Carolina
Enjoy your vinegar shits

>> No.16022986

>>16022787
Way to zoom in on the food so it looks a lot bigger

>> No.16022998

>>16022855
If you have a balcony on an apartment you can make quality BBQ your fucking self, even with an electric smoker. Dudes have full smoking rigs in big cities across NA, they're just jewing you on portion sizes because of new york rent and property prices.

>> No.16023017

>>16022998
>If you have a balcony on an apartment you can make quality BBQ your fucking self
Sorry sweetie it's your strata company... you realize that any sort of cooking or smoke on the balcony is against the strata regulations, right? That'll be a $5,000 fine and tip. Your residence will be placed under review and you will be on probation for the next 3 years while we determine whether you will be evicted.

>> No.16023024

>>16021688
I went to fette sau. The Mac and cheese was good but the meat was 5/10, 2/10 considering what they charge.

>> No.16023068
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16023068

>>16021688
Hello and condolences from Texas.

>> No.16023257

>>16023068
Post waist, Fatty

>> No.16024100

>>16022787
>Ackhuallly Its not Manhattan it's Brooklyn
Big fucking difference nobody cares faggot
>People who have apartment living crave dining in places that do have grills, unlike their homes.
Boo hoo nigga I don't care
>Actual Manhattanites are rich and picky, and demand restaurants be quality of the inferior places go out of business
This is why I hate New Yorkers so much. Pick one single thing, anything at all, and here comes the NYC faggot, aka the answer to the question nobody asked just to tell you how your state wouldn't last in NYC.
>your pic
Oh, a sprig of frise, for no fucking reason other than it doesn't wilt under the heat lamp like the equally useless sprig of curly parsley from Dennys does. NYC culinary innovations everybody. God I hate jew york so much.

>> No.16024107

>>16023068
looks mexican desu

>> No.16024178

>>16023068
if you use wood that hasn't fully burnt down to embers, doesn't that give off an acrid taste to the meat?

>> No.16024198

>>16024178
Nope.

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>>16024100
here's a classic meme just for you featuring harlem legend, cam'ron.

>> No.16024273

>>16021688
If I got served this at a restaurant I'd only tip 18% and shit on the toilet seat

>> No.16024278
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>>16024107
That's the salt Lick BBQ, it's as American as they come.
I'm Australian and even I know this

>> No.16024315

>>16024204
Still don't even care. Enjoy living in a closet for $5000 a month while eating overpriced bullshit
>>16024178
It depends, different wood does different things. Temperature control is essential. .. shitty taste is mostly only if the wood is still green, or if you use wood from certain trees. Pine will always make something taste like burnt plastic. Most of the time you mix lump charcoal with some soaked chips/blocks that give a good flavor. Personally I like mesquite charcoal with apple and cheery wood.
Side note would be olive wood. It burns at high temperatures and is normally used in wood ovens for neopolitan pizza.

>> No.16024319

>>16022672
non italian american pizza is trash without fail

>> No.16024382
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>>16022998
>having to BBQ on a balcony IF you have one on your $4000 a month cuck box

>> No.16024388

>>16024107
And? Mexicans are Texans too and preferable to Jew York fags

>> No.16024401

>>16024388
do americans really think this?

>> No.16024450

>>16021688
This is why all the New Yorkers are moving to Texas. Imagine that try filled with brisket, and you don’t spend 3 weeks income.
Besides, no one above the Mason-Dixon Line makes good BBQ unless it’s a Southern transplant.

>> No.16024515

>>16024198
i've used seasoned wood before to smoke foods and i found that just tossing them into the smoker gives the meat a bad burnt taste i can't describe. when i let the wood burn down to embers i don't get that effect. hrm strange.

>> No.16025819

>>16024401
Mostly yes, but fuck spics also.Tejanos are ok actually, they don't consider themselves mexicans and they don't act like beaners either. New York is the California of the east coast.

>> No.16025831

>>16022982
South Carolina isn't vinegar based you brain dead yankee. SC is the superior mustard based.

>> No.16025856

>>16021688
>that will be $35 plus tax and tip