what's your worst kitchen accident/injury?

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Anonymous Mon Apr 26 21:33:16 2021 No.16011354 [Reply] [Original]

what's your worst kitchen accident/injury?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 21:35:27 2021 No.16011367 >>16011354 Maurice they were my fucking beans! I TOLD YOU YOU COULD NOT FUCKING HAVE THEM

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 21:38:24 2021 No.16011385 Cut my finger really badly whilst washing a knife

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 21:40:20 2021 No.16011398 I slipped and poured ranch dressing all over the floor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 21:42:02 2021 No.16011408 I have a permanent scar on my left upper arm from burning myself when reaching into the oven to take out my food. I was naked and drunk at the time and felt the need to lean my whole body into the oven for some reason, burned myself on the top rack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 21:42:35 2021 No.16011415 File: 282 KB, 1500x1400, A20E694C-475E-43B7-9B3C-FD536177A0EE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I once ran my finger through one of those tomato slicer things when someone kicked open the kitchen door exactly at the wrong time

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 21:43:05 2021 No.16011417 slipped grating a carrot and grated off my knuckles

Anonymous Mon Apr 26 21:46:18 2021 No.16011437

For a few years in commercial kitchens i guess i got off pretty lightly, worst I got was some burns on the side of my elbow from it accidentally touching the side of a fryer basket that had just come out of the oil. They got all pus-filled, popped and were visible scars for a while.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 21:47:49 2021 No.16011443 Cut the tip of my thumb off slicing potatoes

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 21:50:58 2021 No.16011458 Slashed my right thigh after trying to clean up a tiny smudge in the knife against my apron. Ripped right through cloth, denim, spandex, and flesh. Play stupid games am I right fellas?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 21:56:16 2021 No.16011478 >>16011354 Orbital fracture with three chipped teeth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 22:13:58 2021 No.16011583 >>16011408 How big is your fucking oven?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 22:15:33 2021 No.16011591 >>16011354 I chipped my tooth once while cooking and taking swigs of grey goose directly from the bottle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 22:17:25 2021 No.16011607 Went to take out the trash and cut my thumb open on a can lid that poked out of the bag.

Anonymous Mon Apr 26 22:20:14 2021 No.16011632

>>16011354
Don't know how many people are familiar with them, but diners use graphite bricks to scrub the grill every night. You put a thin layer of oil on the grill and scrape the brick across it. Was doing it one night when I put a little too much force into it and the brick got stuck on a piece of burnt food but my hand kept going. Palm flat onto a 500 degree grill covered in 500 degree oil. Entire palm was a blister and was immensely painful for a week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 22:29:33 2021 No.16011682 I got herpes from fucking a waitress in dry stores.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 22:39:58 2021 No.16011734 >>16011632 lmao i remember those graphite bricks from when i worked at my campus eatery, i never did it myself though that sucks anon, worst that ever happened to me was getting a bit of fryer oil on my arm and it leaving a big mark for a while

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 22:41:37 2021 No.16011743 The owner kicked my ass for stealing mozzarella

Anonymous Mon Apr 26 22:46:52 2021 No.16011779
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sent a fucker to the hospital cuz he decided not to listen when I was yelling "hot out" and I hit his arm with one of these that was sharp and hot as fuck. blood went everywhere and he had to go to the hospital asap. still sent the pizza out tho.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 22:51:01 2021 No.16011797 >>16011354 Spilled boiling water on myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 22:52:39 2021 No.16011802 >>16011354 I was cutting onions back when I worked for Panera and cut off a decent chunk of my finger. I bled like a stuck pig and it took months to fully heal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 22:55:26 2021 No.16011815 >>16011779 who the fuck sharpened your pizza peel, and for what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 22:56:07 2021 No.16011817 >>16011583 Normal sized. I'm a midge

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 22:59:48 2021 No.16011839 >>16011354 I died.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 23:00:37 2021 No.16011843 >>16011815 it naturally became sharp over time

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 23:03:14 2021 No.16011855 >>16011354 Dishwasher at a restaurant I worked at stuck his hand in a soapy pot that had an upturned kitchen knife in it, sliced in between his fingers really bad, flayed the side of his ring finger.

Anonymous Mon Apr 26 23:06:02 2021 No.16011872
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>>16011354
got drunk and decided to cook an omelette
was cooking bacon and the grease popped and splashed my face, was pretty red for a while

surprised i didn't get off worse or leave my stove on overnight

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 23:12:03 2021 No.16011905 >>16011354 Dumped a pan of molten macaroni and cheese while working at KFC. Some pretty bad burns on my hands and arms

Anonymous Mon Apr 26 23:13:38 2021 No.16011916

Got a pretty big gash in my left index finger while chopping up some spicy chicken fries from burger king while drunk. Was attempting to make some kind of Chopped-like video with my coworkers in the kitchen that I worked at the time. Sucks because I had the best idea, was gonna make Ybor City style deviled crab inspired croquettes but I was just too far gone. What a life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 23:36:53 2021 No.16012032 why is that person dancing into the fryalator

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 23:38:12 2021 No.16012036 >>16011354 When i pulled out my back fucking op's mom in the dry storage

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 23:39:42 2021 No.16012044 >>16011354 Sliced the tip of my left pointer finger on a mandolin. It’s all scared up and nerveless now.

Anonymous Mon Apr 26 23:43:44 2021 No.16012062

I shit myself during the dinner rush at the place I was working at once. I had diarrhea from drinking too much, was swamped with orders and couldn't get away until I finally tried to fart and instead sharted. Finished the order I was on before I excused myself lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 23:45:42 2021 No.16012077 >>16011354 I once burnt the roof of my mouth while eating a slice of pizza

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 23:50:05 2021 No.16012105 >>16011458 >spandex what?

Anonymous Mon Apr 26 23:52:24 2021 No.16012116

>>16011354
I got pretty stoned this one time when I was 14, then I cut up some pineapple and sat on the couch with my dad to watch football. I just used the knife I cut it with to pick it up and eat it. But the knife went through the paper plate and I sliced my middle finger open. It wasn’t anything crazy but I did have to go to the hospital and get stitches.

Anonymous Mon Apr 26 23:57:39 2021 No.16012147
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I was a 9 year old scrawny kid that tried to carry a gigantic pot of boiling water across the kitchen from the stovetop to the sink when I was making macaroni and cheese with my dad.

I made it halfway, lost my handle on it, and it poured all over my lower body. I was screaming

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 00:14:23 2021 No.16012216 >>16012105 Was probably wearing those stretchy boxer-briefs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 00:15:55 2021 No.16012223 almost severed all the tendons on my ring finger but it just lost feeling and was reattached

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 00:17:47 2021 No.16012230 nearly cut my hand and wrist in half longways repairing an industrial blender blade

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 00:18:23 2021 No.16012231 >>16012032 I don't think I've seen that one but it's probably one of a series of kitchen safety PSAs. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiG8uFRoxWE

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 00:20:30 2021 No.16012236

i was passing behind a coworker right as they were turning around with a pot of boiling water
It splashed on about a quarter of my back so i just stood there pinching my shirt back so it doesn't burn as bad
it wasn't too bad, i just had a big red spot on my back for a few days
it looked cool because the drops of water running down my back also left a red trail

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 00:20:54 2021 No.16012238
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>>16011354
I was listening to music and dancing around a la Risky Business while waiting for some water to boil.
Misjudged the traction of my socked feet, slid my foot into bottom of my fridge and fractured my toe, reeled backwards, slipped again and sprained my wrist trying to catch myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 00:21:40 2021 No.16012241 >>16012223 good thing youll never get married incel

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 00:24:14 2021 No.16012250

>>16011354
Steam burn on wrist while pulling water from the top of the flattop to the grease trough. It wasn't so painful that I stopped immediately. Just got hotter and hotter until the bottom when I just looked at the red mark of my still-sizzling skin and said, "well that was dumb." Bubbled up the next morning and had to wrap that shit for a week. Only visible kitchen scar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 00:25:17 2021 No.16012255 >>16012250 I forgot to mention. I was using a dough knife. Real dumb

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 00:25:58 2021 No.16012257 The most damaging thing I've ever done to myself was slice my hand open while cleaning a knife because I wasn't paying attention. The most damaging thing I've ever done to my kitchen itself was rent a room to a poor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 00:46:53 2021 No.16012331 >>16011354 slipped while working at a jewish restaurant and accidentally cut off my foreskin

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 00:50:59 2021 No.16012343 >>16011354 I went to help the dishwasher during a busy hour and a cup in my hand exploded and I was bleeding

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 00:56:06 2021 No.16012358 >>16011354 stuck my cock in a deep fryer

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 00:58:02 2021 No.16012365 >>16011632 >>16011682 >graphite They're made of pumice and a specific type of sand. Not being a dick, just sayin'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 01:00:27 2021 No.16012376 >>16012231 I love this series. Superb kino. Canada knows where to put the production funds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 01:09:17 2021 No.16012412 I'm too careful, the worst I've gotten is a bunch of little cuts from feeling up the first knife I ever sharpened with a whetstone. I hide all my knives from my roommates.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 01:16:06 2021 No.16012436 >>16011855 I'm a dishbitch and the first fucking thing you learn is not to leave sharp utensils in soapy water for that very reason. Hope the fuckhead that did this got fired.

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 01:48:04 2021 No.16012534

I was a teenager at the time. My sister and brother were making boiled eggs. Brother was being an ass and pushed me causing the boiling water to fall over and burn my entire back and leg. Shit hurt, my back healed, still have some leg scarring but it's not very noticable.

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 01:56:53 2021 No.16012561

>>16011354
>Cut my ring finger deep on the pad while hastily opening a package
>Had to go get my drivers license renewed while finger was still wrapped
>They wanted my fingerprints
>DMV lady didn't know what to do for my ring finger
>she marks it as amputated

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 02:03:45 2021 No.16012581

Not me but a kid I worked with..

>work at sports bar
>have all our fried foods (pork ribs, lattice fries, etc) portioned in small baggies
>Saturday ufc night, super busy
>kid drops some ribs or wings or w/e in the fryer
>accidentally drops the plastic bag in the fryer too
>panic reacts and puts his hand in the fryer to grab the bag

Motherfucker screamed bloody murder and had to go to the hospital for some serious burnage. The best part was the bag just shrivelled up in the hot ass but it sucked for him and we now had to shut down that fryer for the night which bottlenecked the whole kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 02:04:50 2021 No.16012586 >>16012581 Hot ass oil**

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 02:05:53 2021 No.16012591 >>16012561 Fingerprints for renewing your DL? wtf kinda shit is that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 02:06:59 2021 No.16012593 >>16012586 > the bag just shrivelled up in the hot ass but it sucked I prefer it like this

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 02:15:13 2021 No.16012617 >>16012591 California, Colorado, Georgia, and Texas require finger and/or thumb prints now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 03:57:39 2021 No.16012892 >>16011682 Based

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 03:59:02 2021 No.16012893 >>16011354 Literally never been injured outside of a slipped disc because someone dropped a fucking steam kettle we were moving.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 04:03:29 2021 No.16012910 >>16011354 came her to post this, wrote it out and figured no one would know what I was talking about

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 04:03:39 2021 No.16012911 >>16012331 Underrated

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 04:30:55 2021 No.16012982 >>16011916 what makes ybor city crab cakes special? meth and cum?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 04:32:39 2021 No.16012987 >>16011408 My old chef used to call those tiger stripes. Almost like badges of honor. I just thought he was a dumbass for burning himself over and over.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 06:09:37 2021 No.16013195 >>16011385 How did that happen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 06:18:27 2021 No.16013215 >>16011354 Microwaved my hand for 1 minute before it exploded and then ate it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 06:30:39 2021 No.16013237 >>16011843 one vicious peel

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 06:32:43 2021 No.16013242 >>16011354 Cut my hand pretty badly when a wineglass I was washing broke. All my wineglasses eventually broke that way and now I just drink my wine from something less fragile.

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Anonymous Tue Apr 27 06:57:30 2021 No.16013293
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>slice cabbage super thin with a knife
>be angry about some shit
>lift up knife too high while cutting and almost slice knuckle off
>lift skin up and tendon is sliced too
>drive to the hospital and they patch me up
>come back at 11 p.m. and finish my dinner

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 07:06:32 2021 No.16013308 >>16011354 I spilled some sanitizer water with dirty dishes on my shoes and got a rash that will not go away. Seen many doctors and tried every cream.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 07:08:27 2021 No.16013312 >>16013264 I had a co-worker who did this. We used to make guacamole at the restaurant and had to remove cores from 100s of avocados and one time he missed the core with his knife and it went right in to his hand.

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 08:38:12 2021 No.16013579

>>16011354
was about 15 or so and blissfully unaware of how ice cream machines work. So i was in an ice cream parlour working and was drying up utensils that had been washed and put my hand and cloth over this big metal thing that was inside the ice cream machines. Turns out ice cream machines have a massive blade inside and i just ran my hand across one. Had to get 4 stitches.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 08:51:19 2021 No.16013619 >>16011415 >tomato slicer youre fault for not being normal and using a knife

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 08:56:38 2021 No.16013642 >>16013264 Got one of these scars too. attempted to save the lid from a broken, wet mason jar. Don't so that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 08:57:04 2021 No.16013644 >>16013293 "got a tiny cut and instead of just slapping a bandage on it I ran to the hospital like a bitch, then went back to work so I could brag about being tough"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 09:07:53 2021 No.16013688 >>16011354 I cut of the tip of my finger showing someone else how to cut an onion safely. Very funny in retrospect.

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 09:59:17 2021 No.16013860

Unironically got stabbed in my arm and had to go to the hospital to get stiched up. Used to work dishwash for some shitty middle eastern reasturant and they love employing all their young family memebers. The thing with Muslims is since they are extremely sexist they don't punish their sons so when they become older they are all retarded and cocky as hell.

One night was super busy and the owner decided to just leave early like an asshole while we all had to stay till I was done. In other places most would ususally throw me a bone and help out a bit but instead these fucks decided to have a food fight even though I had already cleaned most the kitchen. One fucker thought it would be funny to get a knife out and fuck with me while I'm trying to reclean everything and my dumbass got sick of his shit and thought he would just back off if i just ignored him. Instead he slashed my arm. I quit that night and the place didn't last very long soon after.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 10:01:36 2021 No.16013869 File: 92 KB, 620x264, 1614164598077.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Frenulum tore while banging 18yr old qt3.14 on the kitchen counter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 10:11:43 2021 No.16013905 >>16011779 How long do you put a turning peel in the oven for it to get that hot. You sound like a dumbass

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 10:24:55 2021 No.16013959 >>16011632 lol I did the same thing when I was like 14 working at a little diner. Shit sucked

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 10:30:54 2021 No.16013980 >>16011632 You're not alone. I never had it as bad as you but those grill bricks are deadly

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 10:47:19 2021 No.16014036 File: 33 KB, 500x417, 1458803283240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16011354 sliced skin to the bone from my knuckle on thumb with a cheese slicer

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 11:01:16 2021 No.16014105 >>16011354 Burned my left nipple off with a frying pan while making crêpes. I was around 8.

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 11:04:48 2021 No.16014123

me
>chopping bell peppers
>slice side of finger
>reeee
>fling hand in pain
>goes into side of cabinet
>hand feeling fucked day later
>go to doc
>broke a fucking bone
other
>a dumbass kid wore vans in the kitchen at the fast food place I worked and ended up sinking an arm into the fryer

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 11:10:31 2021 No.16014157 >>16011354 >using oven for first time (chicken) >take the skillet out with oven gloves >20s later, forgot that the skillet was still hot and grabbed the handle with my bare hand

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 11:11:45 2021 No.16014162 >>16011354 Carrying six packs to restock the bar. Slipped on something and landed on the bottles. Bloody mess.

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 11:16:33 2021 No.16014188

was cutting bacon with a new knife, coworker I had a crush on clocks in, get distracted, cut through the tip of my middle finger, straight through the nail. it was barely hanging on but they were able to stitch it. boss made me drive myself to the hospital lol.
probably worse though was spilling soup on my foot just above my sock. it burned a fucking silver dollar sized hole into my foot, straight up 3rd degree. that soup was way, way too hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 11:17:59 2021 No.16014199 >>16014105 So you have only one nipple now? Pics.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 11:18:43 2021 No.16014204 >>16011354 I worked at a smoothie place and spilled a smoothie all over a girl. Got on her skirt and in her shoes etc, all over the place Could have been worse I guess

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 11:39:42 2021 No.16014309 >>16011354 mandolin + fingertip

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 11:39:52 2021 No.16014310
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>>16011354
>working first job at Sonic many moons ago
>was the new guy hired just to run around and clean/prep
>taking garbage out before end of shift
>dumpster completely full, garbage bags going several feet above rim
>climb atop dumpster and begin stomping garbij down
>hop down and throw bags in
>last one falls out
>grab
>hand hurts
>look at bag
>blood on metal can lid
>look at hand
>can see the bone in my middle finger
>bandage up, clock out and have shitty hook-up with carhop

Wasn't too bad I guess. Also fuck these things (>>16011415).

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 12:18:37 2021 No.16014488 >>16012617 Texas did away with that several years ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 12:23:04 2021 No.16014506 >>16014309 classic. i did the same. I was doing prep work, waitress comes in saying we had a table of 18. slipped and took off the tip of my middle finger. had to patch myself up then went right back to the kitchen.

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 12:28:23 2021 No.16014529

Didn't happen to me but while we were closing the restaurant this kid almost damn near sliced his thumb off throwing out the trash. There was an aluminum lid from a can in the trashbag and it gave him this big gash as he was throwing the bag to the trash bin just outside. He came running back inside and the shift manager helped treat him. He seemed pretty chill about it though. Hell, I was more freaked out than he was. They gave him a couple paid days off and he came back eventually as annoying and rowdy as usual

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 12:30:50 2021 No.16014536 >>16012331 Did you pick it up or did someone eat it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 12:57:45 2021 No.16014616 >>16014488 Looks like that's right. I managed to avoid the whole thing entirely due to when I last renewed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 13:54:37 2021 No.16014886 Cut my pinky off 10 years ago, i have no left pinky, hasnt really changed anything

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 13:56:12 2021 No.16014896 Got my cock stuck in the microwave

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 13:58:23 2021 No.16014907 >>16011415 Wtf is this abomination? Can't you cut a tomato rings yourself?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 14:05:41 2021 No.16014940 >>16011354 I stabbed a knife with my hand

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 14:06:05 2021 No.16014941 >>16014907 Not him but IME yeah. I've only ever used a tomato slicer at one job and that thing fucking sucked.

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Anonymous Tue Apr 27 14:11:40 2021 No.16014973

>>16011354
It wasn't permanent, but some idiot coworker put a pan over the release of the steamer. When I forced it, the door blasted open and scalded my whole fucking arm to the shoulder. I soaked it in cool water all fucking day. There's no visible damage thank god but fucking hell.

There's a scar from a knife falling and going into my left hand but I didn't feel anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 14:17:09 2021 No.16015002 File: 1.01 MB, 1280x720, Jack cuts his knife hand.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16014940 Jack plz

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 14:24:19 2021 No.16015034

>>16011354
that is actually all her fault unless there was someone pushing her or someone from work had something to do with her not being able to wear work approved shoes and the work supervisor wouldn't let her take a day off work due to it or if someone from work was secretly sabotaging her. i think you need a lawyer in any case.

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 14:35:40 2021 No.16015092

>>16011354
Wasn't me but some other cook changing fryer oil. It was winter so the oil in oitside in the grease pit had solidified (this will be relevant shortly)...He ended up dumping screaming hot fryer oil onto a cat that had wandered into their and was walking around on the cold solidified grease.
Poor fucking thing jumped out and was writhing in agony on the ground. He gave it a mercy kill with a stainless steel stock pot to the head and went home. It was actually a pretty sad night.

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 14:41:26 2021 No.16015122
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>>16011354
Surprisingly nothing bad
>cut fruit
>knife slip
>ow

Here’s where I think I could’ve gotten fucked up pretty bad
>be 17
>on 2 tabs of acid
>at home
>decide I want Cinnamon Toast Crunch
>no milk
>hellodarknessmyoldfriend.mp3
>pizza pockets!
>with ranch!
>make pizza pockets
>about to pull out of oven
>it’s 2am btw
>drop the entire fucking rack into the oven
>all the pizza pockets are at the bottom of the oven or in the crease of the door
>sitting there for 30 seconds like “oh fuck me, what the fuck do I do? Jesus did anyone wake up? I’m gonna burn myself getting these, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>pick them all up, zero burns
>there’s no fucking ranch
>mfw

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 14:48:40 2021 No.16015159 File: 316 KB, 1800x1412, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] never anything too bad. Some oil burns on hand/arms were probably the worst. Picrel happened two days ago slicing bread. Figured you guys might enjoy me being retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 14:49:13 2021 No.16015162 >>16012987 Bakers ladder is what we always call it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 14:50:56 2021 No.16015171 >>16011354 7 of us on 15 fryers running chicken primary eatery and the guy next to me was scraping battersplat of the fryer wall and paddled awholebuncha oil at him and I and it got gross.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 14:53:16 2021 No.16015177 >>16011458 You slashed through all your clothes and your thigh? How deep was it? What kind of retarded motion were you using to “wipe” your knife? This seems like something only an actual mentally and/or physically disabled person could do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 14:53:38 2021 No.16015178 >>16011354 I was getting the ribs from the bottom shelf, i bent down and sneezed and threw my back out

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 14:54:17 2021 No.16015181 >>16011632 I hate those fuckin things thanks for reminding me about something unpleasant

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 14:57:34 2021 No.16015193

>>16011843
>>16011779
This story sounds like it’s your fault. Blaming it on someone else for not hearing “hot out!” sounds like coping with denial. Here’s what I think happened.
>dipfuck mcGillicuddy here standing at the oven
>puts the tool in the oven unnecessarily early because it makes him feel cool
>waits until the exact moment it’s time to pull out, because autism
>at this moment, there is a coworker directly behind you
>within an interval well below human reaction times you spin around with a fucking metal tool that’s been sitting an autistically long time in an oven
>it’s “sharp” because it’s 500 degrees and melts his fucking skin
>”hurr durr not my fault I yelled”

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 15:00:09 2021 No.16015202 >>16015193 Are you a psychology or criminology major?

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 15:00:55 2021 No.16015207

>>16011855
>>16012436
This happened to me because a fat drug addicted retard was a “cook” in the kitchen I worked at. I wouldn’t have known it was him, but he was very obviously feeling guilty about it.
>go outside to smoke for break
>see heaving, heavy figure leaning against the wall
>feel my taut, 18 year old asshole clench with anticipation of the end
>”hey, hey brooooo” (whispered)
>”what?”
>”hey bro, it’s me, nigger wigger drug addict Mexican”
>”oh, okay, w-what’s up”
>”hey bro tell Alfredo that I’m sick and I have to go home right now okay”
>”o-okay, why don’t you tell him?”
>”I can’t man I gotta go”
And he never came back. He was definitely on heroin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 15:01:13 2021 No.16015212 >>16015193 lel

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 15:08:45 2021 No.16015250 >>16015178 Kek I did that taking out a bag of trash

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 15:13:10 2021 No.16015274 Does anyone have that webm of the very graphic kitchen training video of the person dropping a large pot of boiling water on them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 15:14:23 2021 No.16015280 >>16011632 I already knew what you were going to say when you mentioned the grill brick. I had one break on me once. After that I learned no to lean into those fucking things.

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 15:20:26 2021 No.16015306

>>16011354
Some prick bumped into me when I was dicing spring onion whites, cross sectioned my middle finger nail.

Other than that I fainted due to not eating anything substantial for 2 days and going in and out of a cold fridge then on a hot section.

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 15:29:20 2021 No.16015341

>>16011354
was frying a chicken breast and the oil popped and a fuckton of hot oil hit my hand. i quickly turned to the sink to pour some cold water on the burn, slipped on the wet floor and hit my elbow on the sink
it didn't cause any serious injury (aside from the burn) but it hurt like hell

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 15:32:24 2021 No.16015353 >>16015202 you can't verify information unless it's coming from someone working in a public education system verifying that they have passed relevant courses through examinations? that's like waiting for the blood tests to test for diabetes lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 16:18:11 2021 No.16015599 >>16015193 Nigger don't stand around someone with a big fucking instrument coming out of the oven, if you have no spatial awareness you're not meant to last in a kitchen

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 16:38:03 2021 No.16015711 >>16013644 If you cut the tendon you need medical attention you moron

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 16:40:08 2021 No.16015718 >>16011354 Did she die?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 16:43:14 2021 No.16015730 I once dropped a keg of shitty hipster beer on my pinky toe 2 and a half years ago and that toe still has no feeling in it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 17:03:40 2021 No.16015850 I was opening a can of tuna with out a can opener and my method was to stab the lid around the edges. I also stabbed my hand, went right through that patch of skin between thumb and forefinger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 17:07:19 2021 No.16015872 >>16015850 That method is risky but worth it for all the times the can opener is in hiding.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 17:14:40 2021 No.16015911 >>16012376 their domestic violence one is great

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 17:16:25 2021 No.16015918

First time cutting myself in my 25 years, on a fucking bagel. It was a bread knife, which I underestimated, but I was also talking to someone. I think I aimed the knife a bit to high while I was cutting and blasted right into my pointer finger.

Getting stitches sucked and I was a little bitch about it. The nurse was visibly cringing at how much a pussy I was. I just don't trust people and she was fucking stabbing me so I kept pulling back from her.

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 17:50:34 2021 No.16016075

Sliced off a tiny piece of pinky while cutting onions. Bled like a bitch and left a flat part on my finger for a while but I can hardly see the scar now.
2nd degree burns on thumb after microwaving a bottle of honey too long then opening it. Pressurized molten honey sprayed out all over my thumb, lucky I wasn't holding it at a different angle. Left a huge blister for about a week.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 17:57:02 2021 No.16016113 >>16012238 workers comp bullshit right there, i know you goofballs

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 17:59:23 2021 No.16016118 File: 41 KB, 647x311, is coffee good for you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16015911

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 19:44:00 2021 No.16016590

>was washing pots at my old job
>giant pot on the floor
>very heavy but not so heavy that I couldn't lift it
>put my left hand under it to get it off the ground
>as soon as I pull my left thumb tears open
>jagged metal all over the bottom that cut me
>i'm bleeding everywhere
>I quickly grab some paper towels to cover the wound, not helping much
>luckly this is the kitchen of a hospital so I just tell my manager i'm going to the ER
>he walks me there
>spend day getting my thumb stitched up
>still have the scar to this day

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 19:49:55 2021 No.16016617 >>16012231 Fug, I knew this scene was familiar

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 19:53:56 2021 No.16016636
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>>16011354
>rotating and changing hot grease before i go home
>somehow splash happened
>grease gets on my arm and leaves a quarter sized burn on my arm
honestly fuck cook im glad i got moved to dishwashing

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 19:56:51 2021 No.16016644 >>16013195 I cut his finger when he used the word "whilst".

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 19:59:01 2021 No.16016660 >>16015193 Yeah they were probably both at fault. Case closed. No re.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 20:04:21 2021 No.16016694 File: 71 KB, 851x1017, 7AA9FC87-A549-486B-8721-D5156FD852B3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16015122 >eating on acid

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 20:04:39 2021 No.16016697 >>16011354 >burned myself on an electric stove element as young kid, probably around age 10. >stabbed myself on the bottom part of my middle finger prying apart frozen burgers with a chef knife I was behaving in an unsafe manner both times.

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 21:13:23 2021 No.16017098

>>16012982
>Deviled crabs are somewhat similar to boardwalk-style Maryland crab cakes. Differences include the oblong shape, the seasonings used, and the preferred method of eating (by hand). Since deviled crabs were designed to be hand-held, they are packed together more densely than a crab cake so as to not come apart easily.

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 21:33:20 2021 No.16017211

I was degreasing a stove with whatever chemical shit they gave us and pushed too hard with the scrubby thing. A bunch ran up on the wall of the grill, splashed back down, and covered my thumb in nasty blistering burns.
Could've done much worse, though. I've never seriously cut myself. I thought I'd have the grease burn scars up and down my arms forever after that job (not from the thumb incident, just from daily frying) but they slowly faded over about a year.

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 21:43:57 2021 No.16017259

>>16016694
Eating while coming down is comfy as fuck. The last time I was able to trip, me and two of my best friends got Taco Bell at the end of the night, wandered back into their apartment with it, and just grazed for like an hour, forgetting we had food every five minutes.
>Pick up coaster from pile sitting on the side of the table while friend talks to his sober girlfriend as we all slowly get back to reality
>"Guys, hold on, this is very important, I need you to focus for a sec"
>"What is it, anon"
>Tip coaster onto its side and roll it off the table onto the floor
>Stare at them excitedly with a massive proud grin on my face
>"Anon what the fuck is it"
>"Roller coaster"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 21:59:48 2021 No.16017327 >>16013308 Probably athletes foot. Get some new shoes and socks and soaks those nasty fuckers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 22:01:58 2021 No.16017345 while she was bartending my sister cut the tip of her pinky off trying to slice an orange

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 22:31:11 2021 No.16017511

>>16011354
was at my brothers house while he was at work, and it first time using a gas stove and had no idea how long the oven had to preheat and tried cooking a pizza. pizza never cooked and when i tried taking it out, i accidently dropped it in the bottom of the oven and filled the entire kitchen with smoke

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 22:50:53 2021 No.16017650

Worked at panera and was cutting ciabatta early in the morning, wasn't wearing a cutting glove and slipped the bread knife right into my finger, and got a nasty ol cut. it was bleeding for a while and eventually patched it up and left it. In hindsight, i should of probably just left to the emergency room I got lucky it didn't get infected

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 23:07:56 2021 No.16017730

>>16017259
last time I ate on acid it was too hard

It felt like my mouth was enormous, like I could fit an entire dinner plate in my mouth
I took a bite of a sub and started laughing and couldn't eat it
Somehow I thought it was gross that my mouth felt like that, and I couldn't really stop laughing about how retarded it probably looked to watch me eat

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 23:14:56 2021 No.16017752 >>16013619 When you have to slice a bunch these are way faster, which is fairly obvious but it seems to have escaped you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 23:17:45 2021 No.16017767 >>16011632 It's one of the worst ways to clean a grill, both in terms of efficiency and safety. I can't believe people are still taught to use those.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 23:19:24 2021 No.16017781 >>16015193 Sounds like someone I used to work with. I can guarantee this is what happened.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 23:23:20 2021 No.16017805 >>16015341 >cold water >burn Enjoy your blister and scar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 23:37:54 2021 No.16017855 >>16017805 That's exactly what you're supposed to fucking do, retard

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 23:39:27 2021 No.16017858

one time when i was a deli guy i sliced off my thumbprint on a slicer i had just sharpened

it was the wickedest non injury. i just managed to get the entire fingerprint, and didn't bleed a drop. but i had like a 1 inch piece of skin that was visibly my fingerprint.

if it had gone 1mm deeper, it would've gone through the second layer of skin for that entire distance and been excrutiating with blood flowing out

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 23:48:16 2021 No.16017893

Some filthy negro animal got loose and wandered into kitchen. One of the guys cracked it over the head with the GM's bat and he chipped the very top of the creatures cranium. The savage beast had some warrants and was already declared mentally unstable and one charge (forgot what it was called) was dropped. This was 2003. The fucking animal hopefully is dead by now or rotting in a cell.

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 23:50:22 2021 No.16017902

>>16011415
Jesus christ I'm cringing thinking about it those things are razor fucking sharp.

>>16013619
>>16014907
>never had to cook or prep anything in at a high volume high volume establishment
How fast do you idiots think you could cut and entire box of tomatoes in to uniform slices? Because with that I can do it in a minute flat.

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 23:50:49 2021 No.16017906

>>16017858
also not me but girl at work, mall pizza place

two sisters one was ALWAYS on the phone while working. was talked to about it 50 times but the boss was chill and she was generally okay worker.

so one day her sister has her arm deep in a 500 degree pizza oven. we would cook sausages in them and you would have to reach in and quickly poke the sausage and dodge the grease spray, then turn the sausage over. the sausage was at the back so her arm was in there up to the elbow. her sister is on the phone and has just pulled a pie out of the oven. she reaches behind her back after tabling the pie, and closes the oven door without looking. squashed her sisters arm to the bottom of the 500 degree oven with heavy steel door. in the panic it took 3-4 seconds to realize what happened and get the door back open. her skin was stuck to the oven as she pulled away, we didnt even close for the day

same place, another incident. girl was operating the griddle to make cheese steaks on her first day. passed out from the radiant heat from the griddle, and fell onto it. luckily she smacked her face and kinda bounced off, so she broke her glasses and split her lip, but had only a small burn mark, did not get sizzled to the grill. that one was more scary for what the injury COULD have been.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 00:13:42 2021 No.16018005 >>16011354 slipped on an incline down stairs while carrying 20 or so glasses. landed on broken glass and broke my elbow lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 00:23:07 2021 No.16018047 >>16018005 Should have drunk milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 00:23:44 2021 No.16018049 >>16018005 >>16018047 ooh somebody -- OH LAWWD HE NEED SOME MILK

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 00:27:56 2021 No.16018060 >>16018049 Yep. Drunk milk. :/ Too bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 00:50:26 2021 No.16018141 >>16014310 tl;dr he fell on his roller blades and scraped his knees

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 01:26:16 2021 No.16018265 >>16012116 What a lame fucking story

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 01:29:28 2021 No.16018279 >>16013195 See I was washing it like so. And I grabbed it like this and... fuck me, I just did it again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 01:34:38 2021 No.16018302 >>16016644 based

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 01:38:58 2021 No.16018313 Douchenozzle coworker gave me the ole' spice peeler

Anonymous Wed Apr 28 01:47:39 2021 No.16018347

>>16015274
>large pot of boiling water
Oh, my puckered asshole. I worked as a dishdog at a local Italian grub factory and the owner was a cheap greasy cunt who only bought cheap chinese cookware. The cooks used this big fucker of a 50 liter pot to make boiling hot bolognese sauce. One day I pluck this thing out of the dishwasher and the shitty spotwelded handle just snaps off. I got the fuck out of there immediately

Anonymous Wed Apr 28 01:50:05 2021 No.16018362

>>16011354
burned my hand on the heating element in my dad's dishwasher.
I dropped a fork and went to grab it not knowing the washer had been on previously.
Still have a small scar from it, one of the more painful things I remember experiencing and the rest of the night/into the next day my arm was on fire.
Finally went away when I soaked it in milk and wrapped some vanilla tea bags around it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 04:00:15 2021 No.16018822 File: 2.70 MB, 4128x3096, 20200704_112100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Miso souped myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 05:21:51 2021 No.16019069 >>16014896 you watt?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 08:23:12 2021 No.16019515 File: 44 KB, 462x491, 1602931356445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16015193 >dipfuck mcGillicuddy

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 08:26:59 2021 No.16019528 >>16015202 i took psych 101 for three days but i basically understand the human thought process now

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 08:41:54 2021 No.16019574 >>16013293 You sure have some delicate looking fingers. :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 09:44:31 2021 No.16019728 I'm pretty careful. Most I've done was peeled the edge of my index finger with a potato peeler. Cut out a good chunk of skin but it all came back just fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 10:39:45 2021 No.16020013 >>16013264 I have one of these from dropping a ceramic mug on the counter while putting dishes away. Exploded into flying shards and cut the shit out of me.

Anonymous Wed Apr 28 11:04:08 2021 No.16020153

>>16017259
>roler coaster
Fucking KEK, I love acid. Haven't had any in a few years.
>be me
>buy entire sheet of acid
>microdose all summer
>feel fucking great at all times from 1/2 hit a day
>day off, LSD tolerance increasing, running errands, decide to take a full hit, feeling good
>still out in public, say fuck it and eat two more hits
>stop at 7-11 for a soda
>face muscles contracting, cant stop smiling like a retard
>I know the uncontrollable laughter is coming
>grab a diet Dr Pepper, take three deep breaths, absorb cold air from cooler, compose myself
>think I'm good now
>cashier talking to someone she knows
>enter my pin# to pay, everything is fine
>cashier tells her friend that her grandmother died last week
>I instantly ERUPT VERY LOUDLY IN FULL ON OBNOXIOUS BELLY LAUGHTER
>don't even bother looking at them
>laugh all the way home
>never go to that store again

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 11:09:58 2021 No.16020186 >>16017902 >How fast do you idiots think you could cut and entire box of tomatoes in to uniform slices This, I worked in a bar once. Sometimes those things suck, but if you tighten the blades (or replace them, or both) they work great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 11:19:11 2021 No.16020230 >>16013308 Piss on them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 12:16:58 2021 No.16020500 >>16019574 This. Good for strokes

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 12:57:14 2021 No.16020662 >>16011354 透露了什么关键信息!!!

Anonymous Wed Apr 28 12:59:20 2021 No.16020672

>>16015177
I've seen this happen. 32cm gyuoto knife sharp enough to cut beard hairs lengthwise, some retard sharpened it on calfskin, lifted his head and greeted a waitress, knife stopped about 0,5cm in the bone. Blood squirt was about ameter. Chef survived but lost his leg. Don't play with knives kids and remember they can be too sharp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 13:08:44 2021 No.16020717 >>16013308 I had a similar foot problem. Turns out I was allergic to the cream I was putting on it and was basically chemically burning myself over and over. Try doing nothing and see if it gets better or worse

Anonymous Wed Apr 28 13:34:54 2021 No.16020869

>>16011354
not really a kitchen accident but stabbed myself in the leg pretty deep. Fortunately it was in the shin area but it opened up and the fat was leaking. I wasn't fat but it was pretty cool to see it all. Wouldn't stop bleeding and 3 days later I went to a doc who said I could get stiches or bandages. I opted for the bandages and my leg leaked for a few weeks after that.

Anonymous Wed Apr 28 14:49:16 2021 No.16021249

>>16011354
One of two ways.
Either one of the first times I was deep frying a bunch of oil had gotten in the inside rails of my tongs and when I lifted food out of the fryer it all ran down my hands and arm burning all the way.
Or two was doing chicken you start in the pan and then finish in the oven, and forgetting the handle was hot/expecting it to have been cooled more, grabbing it on the stove top and burning the inside of my palm.

One of them.
Couldn't say which.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 14:53:52 2021 No.16021273 >>16018822 Ouch!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 14:58:03 2021 No.16021299 >>16012231 Holy shit fuck me Crazy canucks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 15:01:34 2021 No.16021316 >>16011632 I feel like every flat top cook in the world has done this once.

Anonymous Wed Apr 28 15:02:42 2021 No.16021341
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I fucked up while chopping herbs once. This is what it looked like when it stopped bleeding, after being wrapped for a day. Nail doesn't quite grow the same anymore but other than that it healed up quite alright

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 15:02:45 2021 No.16021342 >>16012581 Goddamn, thats brutal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 15:10:30 2021 No.16021374 >>16017906 Some brutal shit there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 15:17:23 2021 No.16021404 >>16011583 It's German.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 15:20:34 2021 No.16021420 >>16013619 How to know someone has never worked at a kitchen

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 15:24:31 2021 No.16021440 I fell and my left foot is damaged from it, also cut my right hand while grinding carrots like 8 times

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 15:34:09 2021 No.16021488 I was cooking some bacon and some of the grease droplets landed on my arm. Hurt a little bit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 15:39:08 2021 No.16021513 >>16021420 imagine being proud about this

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 15:39:27 2021 No.16021514 >>16011354 I skipped and fell in the kitchen at my old job and bonked my head pretty good on the hard tile floor when I was bussing tables. The worst injury I saw was when my boss accidentally her hand in the deep fryer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 15:42:47 2021 No.16021533 >reach hand into toaster oven to get toast >accidently touch the healing coil with back up hand >now have a lightly visible line scar across the back of my hand

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 16:00:44 2021 No.16021608 >>16011478 >orbital fracture cooking on the space station must be a nightmare.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 16:08:34 2021 No.16021650 >>16012358 happens every time i make deep fried haggis

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 17:02:33 2021 No.16021933 >>16012147 Honestly your dad is a moron.

Anonymous Wed Apr 28 21:23:40 2021 No.16023218
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>>16011354
I sliced my wrist right in between two veins, around the outlined spot in the pic, while pulling some brussel sprouts out of a microwave. If anybody ever notices the scar, I'll just tell them that it's from a failed suicide attempt, since it would be less embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 23:55:20 2021 No.16023969 >>16017902 >How fast do you idiots think you could cut and entire box of tomatoes in to uniform slices with a sharp knife? could probably do it twice as fast as some down syndrome retard with a special machine like you

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 23:57:34 2021 No.16023980 >>16020153 what a terribly boring story. if that's a story you think is noteworthy and worth a share in your life i would consider killing yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 00:00:13 2021 No.16023986 >>16023218 wait.... how do you cut yourself pulling stuff out of a microwave?

Anonymous Thu Apr 29 00:18:34 2021 No.16024057

>>16023986
>be me, 2nd year of uni
>only have a microwave, no kitchen or hot plate
>learn how to cook surprisingly well with just a microwave
>make some brussel sprouts to get my veggies in
>want to see if the bowl is too hot to grab
>stick the tip of my thumb in the water
>yup, it's hot as shit
>yank hand out as hard as I can
>wrist makes contact with the microwave hook (you know, the hooks that keep the door closed)
>sharp tip of microwave hook + high speeds = blade-like cut
>end up with a deep yet clean slash about an inch long, right in between two prominent veins
>it's a few millimetres wide at the centre, looks like a mini-version of pic
I should have gotten stitches, but I didn't. Hurt like a bitch for a while (especially since this was winter and coat fibres kept getting into the wound), but it eventually closed up by itself. I don't have a phone to take a picture of it, but it's pretty noticeable if you look at my wrist, which thankfully isn't a common occurrence.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 00:20:29 2021 No.16024067 File: 1.73 MB, 1000x1000, cut.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16024057 Fuck, forgot pic.

Anonymous Thu Apr 29 00:30:10 2021 No.16024093

>>16011385
My mother's retatrded partner keeps cutting up kitchen sponges on the knives that I have sharpened because he keeps swiping them back and fort on the blade instead of just one way at an angle away from the edge. You'd think he'd learn not to do that after the first two or three times but he keeps doing it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 00:32:14 2021 No.16024099 >>16011682 I've heard of fucking her in the pussy or in the ass, but where exactly are you sticking it when you fuck her in the dry stores?

Anonymous Thu Apr 29 00:44:27 2021 No.16024146

Came in half dead on a morning shift when I usually work nights and cut an avocado by moving the knife around it instead of the avocado around the knife. Rolled the knife across my finger and cut nearly to the knucklebone. Ton of stitches and weeks out of work. Didn't even hurt cause thankfully we keep our knives sharp, but servers and managers were freaking out at all the blood I'd left puddled. Hassled the newbies every time about avocados afterward

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 00:55:30 2021 No.16024166 >>16011354 when i asked out a cute coworker and she said no

Anonymous Thu Apr 29 01:01:10 2021 No.16024182

>Cleaning out the old oil from the friers one night.
>Done it a hundred times before.
>Carrying hot old grease to the bin outside to dump it at night.
>Dark outside, the light from the back door casts a perfect shadow where I need to walk.
>Stub my foot on a shitty old wooden ladder that is laying on the ground just inside the shadow of the walk-in freezer.
>As I try to catch my balance and not fall, the grease splashes from the pot and onto my face and upper chest.
>Casually put the pot on the ground and walk back inside the back door to the sink in the back.
>Splash cold water on my face and hands without realizing it's on my chest, too.
>Walk around and into the kitchen, everyone stares at me in shock.
>Manager drives me to the hospital.

>Nurses have to cut the shirt off of me.
>Doctors can't really do much but put some burn creme on me and give me some pain medication.
>Spend the weekend in the hospital.
>Next day, the burns had blistered the worst you could imagine.
>Nurse has to give me a shower and scrub the blisters off of me with a rag.
>Clumps of blistered dead skin fall to the shower floor.
>Next day, need to take another shower.
>Nurse too scared to hurt me, so have to do it myself.

1/2

Anonymous Thu Apr 29 01:02:12 2021 No.16024185

>>16024182
>Spend the next few weeks wrapped up like a mummy; face, hands, and chest.
>Take an eye exam because some grease got in my eyes.
>Thankfully, vision is fine though I have to wear sunglasses for a while when going outside because the bright sun hurts.
>Every morning spent going to the whirlpool to soak.

>Doctors say I have deep third-degree burns across my right should and upper chest.
>Have a burn scar on my upper lip but thankfully nothing else on my face.
>Realize washing my face with cold water probably helped to stop the grease from cooking my skin further, but since I didn't wash my chest that's where the burns are the worst.
>Realize I was being cooked alive and basically saved my face by shocking it in the same manner a cook will shock an ingredient in ice water after cooking it to stop the cooking process.

>Will have the scars for the rest of my life.
>Chicks love scars, right?

2/2

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 01:51:31 2021 No.16024357 >>16024185 post pic of manly chest scars

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 02:52:02 2021 No.16024530 >>16021513 Seconded Fuck restaurants

Anonymous Thu Apr 29 10:10:06 2021 No.16025656
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>working at subway
>I'm up front cleaning off tables
>cute coworkers in the back talking
>"anon is kind of cute"
>"yeah but he's kind of gay or something"
>mfw I was interested, I was just really shy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 10:33:31 2021 No.16025734 Burnt the tip of my cock on a frying pan lip

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 10:46:03 2021 No.16025778 >>16025656 Your coworker was right if you didn't approach her in the end

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 10:47:14 2021 No.16025782 >>16011354 >what's your worst kitchen accident/injury? cut my finger with a chef knife and passed out in bathroom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 11:38:20 2021 No.16025973 >>16025778 My roommate started working with us and they started dating. He would give her the BBC and I would jerk off from the other room since she was really loud. Good times

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 12:16:22 2021 No.16026129 >>16025973 Boooo, get new material!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 12:40:51 2021 No.16026247 >>16026129 I wish I was kidding anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 13:16:33 2021 No.16026420 File: 3.03 MB, 311x179, 123412341234.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16013644 I believe he may have been at home making his own dinner anon. Therefore you're the dumb bitch.

Anonymous Thu Apr 29 13:35:58 2021 No.16026501
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Almost cut the entire front of my thumb off sharpening a knife cause my hand slipped worst part was I couldn't play my epic vidya as well for a while
Pic related is the trajectory of the knife, didn't go all the way luckily or I would have a huge missing piece on my thumb

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 14:01:36 2021 No.16026610 >>16012105 He's Spider-Man

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 14:03:55 2021 No.16026618 >>16011354 >OH N-

Anonymous Thu Apr 29 14:13:44 2021 No.16026659

Sliced the end of my index finger off with a knife because the shelves on the pass fell off and made me flinch. Next one wasn't me but a coworker
>plating up some burgers
>coworker is getting the chips out the fryer
>chucks them into bowl and turns around to pass them to me
>makes a weird gurgle sound and drops the bowl before I can take it off him
>falls down having a seizure
>managed to smack his head on the oven on the way down and flipped a pan with a little bit of oil in it on his hand
>waitress is flapping and shouting
>I clear the area while chef stays next to him and stops his head banging on the oven
>other waitwrs arrive, boss is on the phone to get ambulance
>ambulance arrives, takes him away
Kitchen gor shut the rest of the night because of it, but was only an hour and a half before close anyway so we gor out early. Was quite scary I wont lie, and it turned out the boss knew he had epilepsy but he could work because it was managed at the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 14:20:10 2021 No.16026687 >>16023980 I thought it was amusing

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 14:23:12 2021 No.16026703 >>16024185 Did your flesh have a nice smell when it was being cooked?

Anonymous Thu Apr 29 14:39:23 2021 No.16026768
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A million years ago I was in a highschool cooking class and I had to make an apple pie. I used something like pic related to rapidly core apples. One got stuck so I pushed a bit more and the blades detached and traveled into my wrists. Blood was spurting out of the resulting wound and I turned around and every girl in the class screamed full blast. I went to the nurse that also started panicking but it was small town with a local doctor's office close by so I just got taken there. Lost a decent amount of blood.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 15:17:11 2021 No.16026942 >>16023969 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 16:51:18 2021 No.16027395 >>16020230 This Anon may be correct.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 17:59:18 2021 No.16027725 >>16024093 >partner Is your mom a cop and her partner always comes over to cook with her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 19:42:24 2021 No.16028233 >>16011354 HAHAHHAAH that fucking picture

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 20:22:10 2021 No.16028394 Took a nice chunk out of my thumb while washing a glass plate of some sort on Thanksgiving. Bled like a stuck pig.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 20:29:20 2021 No.16028422 >>16012231 Fucking lol.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 20:43:08 2021 No.16028493 >>16011415 so, hows your finger

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 20:46:26 2021 No.16028515 >>16013619 Not really a fair take. I accidentally stabbed myself in the abdomen while chopping carrots a few years ago when my neighbor honked his car.

Anonymous Thu Apr 29 21:36:17 2021 No.16028770

Mostly falls between the 'alley' and the back kitchen (Red Lobster) which was separated by a swinging door and the floor went downhill. Everyone busted their butt at least one time or another. Seen a white guy at the fry station fell asleep from taking far too many xanax and was sleeping with his hand in the grease. We waited a minute or two to see if he would wake up. Also every night we would have to carry a metal bucket of hot grease outside the building, thru the parking lot, and finally to the dumpster to empty. One guy slipped and poured the whole container of grease on to a car which happened to be owned by a local news paper editor.

That same guy decided to leave and myself and another employee covered his vehicle in whipped cream and toilet paper as a going away gift. Ten minutes later his car was set on fire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 22:30:35 2021 No.16029018 >>16011354 One time i wasn't paying attention and being very animated and i slammed my hand down onto a ticket spike. It didnt go all the way through somehow but it made a tent out of my hand. Didn't bleed either.

Anonymous Fri Apr 30 00:19:53 2021 No.16029570

>>16021341
I've gotten that exact same cut twice on my index finger, both times from cutting bacon too quickly with a knife that wasn't sharp enough.
I was told both times the fingernail would never be the same again and both times it has healed to be indistinguishable from my other index finger.
Maybe I just didn't cut deep enough for it to do proper damage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 00:23:24 2021 No.16029589 >>16015193 Sounds about right

Anonymous Fri Apr 30 00:35:15 2021 No.16029635

I've never had a kitchen accident but I work on a deli slicer daily and I just know one of these days I'm either gonna slip walking next to it or just get too ballsy while cleaning it and just slice the entire palm of my hand off. Happened to a coworker once because she thought she was too good to for the hand guard, if seeing a chunk of your hand land on top of a pile of sliced bologna doesn't put the fear of god in you then nothing will.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 04:30:08 2021 No.16030470 Lost my whole hand >inb4 post hand I don't have one retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 04:35:05 2021 No.16030486 >>16030470 Yes, you do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 06:22:54 2021 No.16030747 >>16030470 post stub

Anonymous Fri Apr 30 06:29:12 2021 No.16030759
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>>16011354
Put my hand straight onto one of these last week. Went in deep enough that it was still stuck in when I lifted my hand. Didn't really hurt, or even bleed but the thought still makes me wince.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 06:45:03 2021 No.16030789 >>16011354 Cooking 20kg of ribs in a 40litre gastro - took it out of the oven and dropped out - hot bbq sauce over both my arms - full circular 2nd and 3rd degree burns. Got 2 months paid leave - not bad.

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