/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15996151]

Starting a hot sauce collection, what should be my first bottle?

[Anonymous No.15996280]

'vark

[Anonymous No.15996285]

>>15996280
I knew the guy who made this sauce. I went to a Halloween party at Scott's place and he had this room cordoned off with DO NOT CROSS police tape. He got really drunk and someone pulled out a glass bowl and he smoked methamphetamines in front of everyone. He started clenching his jaw really hard and talking a lot. Someone complimented a painting in his living room and he started talking about how he bought it from a SS officer's great grandson. Then one weird quiet guy started taking to him about Hitler and stuff and Scott got up and ran to the room and unblocked it then he ran back to the living room and I'm talking about sprinting back and forth. He ushered me and several other people into that room and started picking things up and pointing things out and explaining the history behind them. Needless to say I was extremely uncomfortable. Scott had like 20 bayonet knives with nazi markings on them. He had several old, tattered swastika flags. The propeller of a Nazi biplane was hanging on the wall. He showed us a rack of real uniforms and he boasted about meeting one of the Nazis that wore it. Most people left the room, and some even left the party at this point. I tried to walk out, but Scott blocked the door and made me help him and that weird guy pull a war chest into the living room. It had to have weighed at least 300lb. I tried to get Scott to calm down and mellow out but he accused me of being a communist which I denied. I tried to excuse myself because I was understandably uncomfortable being there. He opened the chest and pulled out a collection of Luger pistols. He made me sit down and at some point he smoked another bowl of meth. I was frozen as he pulled out pistol after pistol each with several Nazi markings on the barrels and frames. He said they were all matching serial #s and the whole chest was worth $450,000.

[Anonymous No.15996322]

>>15996151
I only use 3 hot sauces: regular tabasco, chipotle tabasco, and crystal
Anything that can't be covered by one of those three isn't worth eating

[Anonymous No.15996354]

>>15996285
ok

[Anonymous No.15996514]

[Anonymous No.15997821]

>>15996151
>Starting a hot sauce collection

[Anonymous No.15997824]

>>15996151
Marie Sharp's is great. Remember to never buy Melinda's.

[Anonymous No.15997837]

>>15996151
As a hot sauce aficionado, I can say with confidence you should start with the smaller bottles so your anus has time to adjust and stretch before you move on to the bigger ones.

[Anonymous No.15997840]

This one from Finland. It's unexpected but beats most American sauces.

[Anonymous No.15997850]

>>15996285
Seems like a pretty interesting guy desu.

[Anonymous No.15997872]

>>15996285
Wait is vark based now?

[Anonymous No.15997955]

Daves Private Reserve.
You dont need anything else.

[Anonymous No.15997977]

I respect Funko fig collectors more than hot sauce collectors

[Anonymous No.15997978]

>>15996151
This should be in your collection op

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[Anonymous No.15998113]

>>15996151
But where will you store your Pop figures???

[Anonymous No.15998500]

>>15996280
Disgusting, like sugar paste

[Anonymous No.15998807]

>>15996151
>Starting a hot sauce collection,

[Anonymous No.15999262]

>>15996285
Huh?

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[Anonymous No.15999271]

>>15996151
I dunno, probably something with a devil farting on it or some shit. Who cares? Fuck off back to regedit

[Anonymous No.15999275]

>>15999267
Huh?

[Anonymous No.15999286]

>>15996151
I really wish I lived in that building so I could kick all that retarded shit over and he wouldn't be able to do fuck all about it because he was blocking the stairs so legally he has to let me.

[Anonymous No.15999337]

they all look sealed. do people really collect hot sauces without actually using them?

[Anonymous No.15999349]

>>15999337
It's the "hottest" new fad. Get it? Hottest... heh.

[Anonymous No.15999368]

>>15999337
I've known people to collect liquor bottles just for their labels. It's probably the same variant of autism.

[Anonymous No.15999375]

>>15996151
cholula or tht mexican hot sauce soooo gooood on white ppl food even bread

[Anonymous No.15999380]

>Huh?

[Anonymous No.15999405]

>>15996151
>Starting a hot sauce collection
why bother ?

[Anonymous No.15999408]

buy it buy actually eat it.

[Anonymous No.15999483]

why is there a bottle of liquid smoke in that picture?

[Anonymous No.15999487]

cyanide

[Anonymous No.15999513]

the gold standard

[Anonymous No.15999536]

>>15996285
Wtf I love vark now

[Anonymous No.15999566]

>>15999513
i guess they thought their propaganda was working... thought i thought ppl get shot for no reason

[Anonymous No.15999597]

>>15999566
Based ESL retard.

[Anonymous No.15999616]

>>15996151
hot sauce collections are for soy wojacks; pepes use solely sriracha

[Anonymous No.15999672]

>>15999513
>vark sauce
hell yeah my niggy nog

[Anonymous No.15999800]

>hot sauce collections are for soy wojacks; pepes use solely sriracha

[Anonymous No.15999863]

>>15999597
>ESL
Never going to let it go, are you, spic?

[Anonymous No.15999907]

Tapatio & Cholula

[Anonymous No.15999922]

>>15996151
Honestly collecting things seem like a very stupid hobby to me. You don't even create anything, you just keep a bunch of stuff hoping someone will find your
replacement of a hollow personality interesting.

[Anonymous No.15999941]

>>15999922
Curation is a form of creation, and it's certainly not done for others. It's done because you're interested in pursuing a topic. Next thing you'll be saying education is stupid, I suppose?

[Anonymous No.15999948]

>>15999672
that's Tabasco you illiterate monkey fisted coal colored troglodyte

[Anonymous No.16000386]

>>15996151
How do they get upstairs?

[Anonymous No.16000734]

>>15996151
i guarantee you that most of these sauces have expired and the only use they have is being used in photos

[Anonymous No.16000806]

>>15999941
Cope: The Movie