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>> No.15992702
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>> No.15993396

>Restaurant is in Holon, Israel

>> No.15993402

i hate israelis

>> No.15993404

imagine the smell

>> No.15993412

>bear gets drunk from ghetto blasters.webm

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>> No.15993476

americans everyone

>> No.15993481

Damn i had an idea for an invention like this was hoping it didn't exist yet

>> No.15993489

>those doughy faces that look like poorly molded clay

those are british people without any doubt.

>> No.15993490

Do britoids always eat the same?

>> No.15993491

Which hand do they use to wipe again?

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Does anyone have Ramsay's frito pie webm?

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>> No.15993519

are you telling me you've never seen this type of pan before?

>> No.15993525

a lava pizza oven would be nice desu

>> No.15993526

>Why yes, I do prefer my steaks with sulfur.

>> No.15993555

that's a great invention

>> No.15993583

They're british

>> No.15993673

They haven't been Brittish for at least last couple hundred years.

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>> No.15993806

I'd try one. fresh butter is great.

>> No.15993858

That's actually interesting. I'd wish to get an explanation on how was this technique invented.

>> No.15993981

The pasty palid flesh, lack of bone structure, and the empty tea cups in front of everyone sitting in a dining room so tiny it could only be a council house is pretty damning.

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Nice and unmelted.

>> No.15994051

>i hate israelis
They are distinct from amerimutts?

>> No.15994073

they're mutts without a doubt

>> No.15994086

:( why are they doing that

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>> No.15994093

>The pasty palid flesh, lack of bone structure, and the empty tea cups in front of everyone sitting in a dining room so tiny it could only be a council house is pretty damning.
Damn someones bitter
now take all those shit attributes and concentrate them for 5-6 generations, then mix with god knows what - there is ur mutt

>> No.15994103

Found the bong
Do you have your posting permit?

>> No.15994104

Fucking Americans

>> No.15994113

Is that a mom doing that in front of her daughter?

What in the living hell?

>> No.15994116

The actual Wisconsin Butterburger.

>> No.15994124

Because it's funny?

>> No.15994178

That bong has such an enormous ego that he thought he could have get away with that.

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>> No.15994404

whats going on here

>> No.15994410

Is that ratchet or whatever it calls?

>> No.15994414

Beautiful, delicious raclette

>> No.15994422

Kill yourself, unironically

>> No.15994424

>File too big+ sound
Cheesy botatoes

>> No.15994428

Shit, cool, thanks.

gonna look into this

>> No.15994431

Ratchet = racclett
Even ESL can understand it dick head

>> No.15994545

>all those things take the same time to cook

>> No.15994549

lmao this is hilarious

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>> No.15994760

That's hot

>> No.15994764
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Brought a tear to this cold heart. Thank you anon, its been a while since I've felt anything

>> No.15994766

Wtf is wrong with people.

>> No.15994786
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Wtf? Why did this creep me out?

>> No.15994802

How did this autist even get laid

>> No.15994807

you just know there's some midwit bullshit about how it "subverts your expectations of what food is and pushes your limits on what you will eat".

>> No.15994823

I think he's deaf

>> No.15994859

Girls have 0 appreciation

>> No.15994883

the gang signs hes throwing up are making me uneasy

>> No.15994886

That OG H3H3 before the supreme jew got to his head and turned him into a numale cuck fatty

>> No.15994920

More like colon

>> No.15994940

i'm ashamed to admit i've tried this.

>> No.15995058

I mean, it's really no different from breading in cornflakes with added seasoning.
Not inherently bad, but could definitely be done better.

>> No.15995473

women love the strong silent type

>> No.15995485

ask me how I know your shitspanic

>> No.15995490

the only part that bothers me is the 'brush with mayo' step. like, why not thin out the mayo with some vinegar or hot sauce or lemon juice or whatever before dredging the tendies so it's like batter?

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Imagine the taste of heavy metal contaminants

>> No.15995502

in theory, couldn't you throw the steaks directly onto the molten metal to cook them as per the leidenfrost effect?

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>> No.15995512

imagine being the poor pearl diver who's gotta clean this fucker

>> No.15995533

You must feel really bad after eating them...

>> No.15995717

Do you not make your own mayo? The fuck are you doing here?

>> No.15995747

And why is this any better than a large pan?
You know its a bitch to clean.

>> No.15995774

a million years away from based. traumatic, violent movements in front of his fucking BABY to make a fucking social media video

the infant's brain is so pliable that in that moment the authority figure of his father is instantly associated with traumatic, violent, sudden attacking movements. great idea.

>> No.15995787

what is the original from?

>> No.15995795

>steaming your steak

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Average meal for janny

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>> No.15995864

thats funny lol

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>> No.15995877

Do Americans really?

>> No.15995878

>pures leben
>10% mehr
that shit was filmed somewhere near germany

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>> No.15995888

I'm not a fatty fatty bo batty but I would fuck that shit up for a last meal then explode it all over everyone in the viewing room for my execution.

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>> No.15995892

the most incredible

>> No.15995897

the weak should fear the strong

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>> No.15995917

Dude is such a cuck he left the seat down because there were 2 women there, even though it made it more of a hassle to get in there.

>> No.15995918

>>>all those things take the same time to cook

maybe the different compartments are not the same thickness, so you can just put everything in at once.

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>> No.15995927

I like butter as much as the next fat cunt, but fuck me that's just fuckin fucked. The only thing that should ever be drenched in melted butter is potatoes.

>> No.15996004

Unironically a proto gopher human hybrid

>> No.15996311

listen if your gay baby is becomes irreparably damaged because you scared him then maybe it deserves to be scarred for life

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>> No.15996677

It's molten stone, the furnace is a magma demonstrator.

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White trash at it's finest.

>> No.15996742

didn't come here for feels.

>> No.15996749

English is your first language and still you can't write properly lmao

>> No.15996768

>making moves to beat a doll (which doesn't get deformed by such moves) in front of a baby is traumatic
how did w*sterners become so soft and how do we solve this?

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>> No.15996816

>Behavioral association even dogs understand to be a threat of action against themselves
>Durr yurr soft furr dat

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>> No.15996855

I'd like to know why he doesn't just use a mandolin

>> No.15996883

dilate tranny

>> No.15996929

>That facial hair

>> No.15996999

Everything about this is disgusting but I hate how they're literally chomping at the bit to try some

>> No.15997222
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Looks amazing but I can feel my heart closing up just from watching it

>> No.15997367

Wow. Jack is still at it. Never saw that one before.

>> No.15997374

just how fucking lazy you have to be to not use your other arm? jack has become a living slob. also why every bite he takes makes that gay gesture?

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>just how fucking lazy you have to be to not use your other arm?

>> No.15997410

what a bunch of cucks

>> No.15997444

hell no it's a fucking waste of time unless you're trying to impress your homosexual date

>> No.15997519

That poor, severely overcooked egg. You add the egg toward the end of the process since it cooks faster than everything else in that pan.

>> No.15997528

My teeth hurt

>> No.15997532

Rice is really good when drenched in butter with a dash of salt and pepper too.

>> No.15997574

Dude had a stroke, he can barely move that arm anymore.

>> No.15997601
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He's like Santa Claus. Grotesquely fat.

>> No.15997626

>auf Deutsch geschrieben
>tun Amerikaner das wirklich
come on retards

>> No.15997635

>the boy with the burrito butthole

>> No.15997705

left is the poop hand, right is the everything-else hand...theoretically.
anon...she is not worth your time. she is a thing of rotting, aging flesh whose life is measured in mere years. look to the eternal. look to what lasts. look not to jezebels nor to pleasures of the flesh: look to life everlasting, look to glory, look within.
a mandolin has to be picked up and put down, maybe? if he has a variety of kitchen tasks whose order is not set then putting a tool down to pick another up would change his workflow. I...don't know why the order of kitchen prep wouldn't be set and in his control though.
why would you do this to beautiful pure clean rice
are you just a defiler at heart?

>> No.15997708

I come to /ck/ to avoid feeling things. Thanks, jerk.

>> No.15997819

i was fine with it until he cut off the side crusts. that shit looks like dead foot skin.

>> No.15997828

Leftism is a mental disorder.

>> No.15997829

>Getting this butthurt over the truth

>> No.15997838

>chomping at the bit

>> No.15997848

>"conflict is solved through violence"

this video will be integral in that childs future trial

>> No.15997854

You're right it's much healthier to be a virgin with no friends

>> No.15997952

>The "leftism" boogeyman

>> No.15997999

Must have been quite a fap.

>> No.15998008

Does anybody actually like candy floss? I've always thought it was disgusting, the texture is horrible.

>> No.15998036

Nothing wrong with an experience of cognitive dissonance. Same appeal as watching a horror movie or going bungee jumping.

>> No.15998102

Maybe once every few years, but I wouldn't go out of my way for it.

>> No.15998112

How to shape a young mind into a psychopath, episode 1

>> No.15998313

This seems British to me

>> No.15998410

look at that melt.
bread. crisp.

>> No.15998740

I'm actually pretty fond of Ainsley's old cooking videos. Comfy stuff.

>> No.15998922

literally takes less than 2 minutes, sorry bro the fag is you

>> No.15998938

>look to the eternal. look to what lasts. look not to jezebels nor to pleasures of the flesh: look to life everlasting, look to glory, look within.
Remarkably and univocally based.

>> No.15998963

I enjoy plain rice as much as the next guy, but sometimes you just want that salty, buttery goodness.

>> No.15999072

fucking proto-americanos

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>> No.15999117

There is no way this is anything but a troll.

>> No.15999131

>Cheesy botatoes
Not sure why, but this made me laugh my ass off

>> No.15999247

>spics training to become spics
looks about right to me

>> No.15999308

Can't help but feel sorry for a man who tries to stir all that shit with his non-dominant hand. Then again, can't feel sorry for him in general.
I just saw he has a dedicated thread on kiwifarms where people really hate him and Jr but it seemed like a lot of butthurt. Like they mainly hated him for being a retarded typical American Christian, which is so beside the point with someone like Jack. Man I thought that site was cool

>> No.15999322

I haven't been to KF in quite some time but I'd imagine it got flooded by normals just like this place and infinitechan. Encyclopedia Dramatica is now missing a bunch of pages because people went there and got offended as if that isn't the fucking point.

>> No.15999326

at that
The most incredible
grilled cheese samwich

>> No.15999610

Would totally shit in this on my last day

>> No.15999655

leidenfrost only works for so long. It would subside before the inside of the steak was cooked. That and the heat would char the outside and leave the inside completely raw. Not rare, but truly raw.

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because women are horrible people

>> No.16000292

better than beating the actual child, which is how most people discipline their children.

>> No.16000298

Mmmm toxic steak. So good.

>> No.16000308

Barely, it's still presenting a traumatic act of violence as an example of what will happen if they don't do as desired. And if you don't carry out if they continue to refuse, then your kid knows your promises mean nothing.

>> No.16000324

no you wouldn't, pussy

>> No.16000450

I'm more upset than anything by the fact that I KNOW I'd try it.

>> No.16000480

Yeah but not like a pound of it.

>> No.16000484

>head keeps bobbing side to side with a meek smile as the camera zooms in on the dead Indian eyes.

>> No.16000488

General sam?

>> No.16000498

This. That's why you'd better stab a motherfucker if he pulls the old
>what are you gonna do, stab me?

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>> No.16000529

Ok queer. Make sure to shelter your kid from violent videogames and movies, otherwise it will get traumatized by violent movements.

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Poe's law seems to have prevented you from understanding that my post was serious. I agree that a threat should never be hollow. From grounding your kid to shooting an aggressor.

>> No.16000588

I sweetest this trend would stop

>> No.16000596

>the whole onion in the first bite
>clearly doesn't like it but eats it anyway

>> No.16000649

I'd eat the shit out of that.

>> No.16000662

>Man I thought that site was cool
Huh? How could a website centered around stalking and doxing be cool? It inherently attracts morally judgemental people looking to dump on the dregs of society just to make themselves feel better.

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>> No.16000751

There's something to be said about the smell of the machine and the fresh candy when you're at a county fair. It's a treat for children, mostly.

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>> No.16000757

it's a tease, just barely giving you a sweet taste to make you want more before dissolving away.

>> No.16000789

>A direct and immediate demonstration of personal violence as a threat of action is the same as clear fantasy violence
OK Feinstein.

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>> No.16000828

>not using the meat drippings with your mushrooms or hash browns

You can see how soft the yolk is when they poke it with the sausage, the egg is medium sunny side up.

>> No.16000967

Just watch it and take shit out when its done moron

>> No.16001064

Fucking pussy, I'm a guy and have never sucked dick and I can still get a banana deeper than that. Why are women so embarrassing?

>> No.16001078

why is he so out of breath from just making a sandwich

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>> No.16001480

I don't know what's more disgusting, the dish that looks like shit or the fact that they're all essentially double dipping their spit soaked spoons into it in a "my diseases are now your diseases" sort of way. They must be a close knit bunch.

>> No.16001559

Jesus christ Americans are disgusting

>> No.16001690

unsuprisingly your faggot dad managed to raise another faggot

>> No.16001693

>That bong has such an enormous ego that he thought he could have get away with that.
The whole video was made to show that 1) he was on vacation. 2) LOL be jealous of me.
All of his videos are intended to do something to inspire the reaction that boosts that big ol chip on his shoulder.

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>> No.16001873

Sorry to inform you, but Jack is already married.

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>201 responses
>43 images
>121 posters

>> No.16001952

Butthurt faggots with KF threads detected.

>> No.16001998

Not him but they are supposedly super rude tourists.

>> No.16002002

people will disagree with this for no reason other than to reinforce the negative 'masculine' tropes ingrained in them and then pretend they dont understand why people would walk into a supermarket and kill 7 people or some shit

remember retards pretending basic psych isnt real doent make you more tough. just makes you ignorant

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Thank you so much for adding to the image count, anon.

>> No.16002077

If it's just colouring and not actually sweet, same

>> No.16002090

Nevermind, didn't see the add on of candies, i hate it

>> No.16002095

This is what a terrible mother looks like

>> No.16002212

Shes so perfect

>> No.16002280

>the rulers are distinct from the slaves?

>> No.16002322

annoying faggot

>> No.16002325

Do Brittons really?
Seriously tho i always wondered how they made it. I thought they had a pile of dirty cookware every morning

>> No.16002328

butthurt normal detected

>> No.16002330

I can always tell Jack videos when it looks like a 12-year-old girl's attempt at making dinner for mother's day
>tapping the fork on the rim of the pot after eating from it
he is such a fathead

>> No.16002332

Isn't that what they call 'Pittsburgh rare'? Charred on the outside, bloody on the inside. Supposedly, it originated from steelworkers cooking steaks at work by charring them on furnaces, though this might be apocryphal.

>> No.16002353

Americans can't tell their own trailer dwellers from a common mexican?

>> No.16002364

Lobster works, too

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>> No.16002367

You're 100% correct, look up the Bobo experiment. All the other anon's replying to you were either horribly raised or will be horrible parents and should probably consider suicide to fix the issue.

>> No.16002380

all parties in this webm. should be gassed

>> No.16002387

>I thought they had a pile of dirty cookware every morning
Any normal person does. But usually we only eat a meal like this at a restaurant or on rare occasions, it's not like this is a daily thing for the average person.

>> No.16002428

And the white is cooked to fuck.

>> No.16002448

From what understand, it's a bunch of stuff you can pile onto a tray and toss in the oven to warm back up right before eating.

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>> No.16002766

He is raising his child to beat not to be beaten.

>> No.16002914

Americans would be drinking coffee, not tea. If by some off chance they were drinking tea, it'd be out of a coffee mug, not a proper tea cup complete with saucer. Definitely brits.

>> No.16002932

ive never seen anyone mandolin a tomato

>> No.16002944

The closest I've seen is a specialized tomato slicer that I absolutely goddamn hated.

>> No.16002952

What could possibly freak you out about a normal Ainsley video? You mental?

>> No.16002971

Ask me how I know you're poor white trash.

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>webm thread
>231 replies
>48 files

>> No.16003222

based dog

>> No.16003276

ah, I miss kittens

>> No.16003277

This looks like it was intentional

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>> No.16003334


You straight guys have it bad if they think that's hot

Like she barely got any of it down, that was pathetic

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>> No.16003494

No, he fucked up and used plain melted cheese. He tries again after that with an actual cheese sauce and it work right.

>> No.16003513

imagine the smell

>> No.16003590

Why is he cooking sitting down?

>> No.16003596
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It's meant to project a demeanour of relaxed, at-home cooking, as opposed tho his "tv chef" vibe when standing

>> No.16003615

I hate women.

>> No.16003625

anon, i....

>> No.16003671

Except it looks more like he's injured his leg rather than looking relaxed.

>> No.16003696

Why but also why not

>> No.16003700


>> No.16003704

This song goes hard, love from kazakhstan. I hate women so much it's unreal.

>> No.16003714

It's really good when its well roasted and crunchy, to be honest

>> No.16003715

You too anon

>> No.16003774

>goldstar beer
That confirms it. Fuck.

>> No.16003816

nobody cares how far you can fit a dick down your throat, faggot. it's the struggle that makes it hot.

>> No.16003889

God dammit man

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i bet none of these people have ever had a solid shit in their entire lives. probably just sprays out the back like a pinched hose

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>> No.16003947

No wonder why rural mutts have such high rates of cancer.

>> No.16003966

That has to be fake. A hotdog sausage wouldn't cook and explode that fast from 110v/15a

>> No.16003967

Intredasting. Thanks anon.

>> No.16003973

my first thought too, no way that shit fits in the machine

>> No.16003977


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Any other hot sauces that are great for dipping? Ideally with a thick consistency and a similar heat level, present but not overpowering the taste.

>> No.16003988

>It was all part of the plan
Ramsay fanboyism at its finest.

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hot sauce bad

>> No.16003998


It's hot that she struggles to take more than two inches and can't manage to do it without her teeth scraping it?

>> No.16004014

Heterosexual sex for men is all about making women suffer, faggot.

>> No.16004017

Because Wisconsin, that's why.

>> No.16004020

As a heterosexual man I can confirm this

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>> No.16004029

>UK cooking show called Come Dine With Me

>> No.16004035

The problem with psychological so-called experiments is that their replicability rate is so poor. Unless the test had been done with thousands and thousands of kids from different circumstances, there's precious little conclusive evidence that what those children showed was much more than momentary.

Of course children model their behaviour after adults, and constant exposure to violence surely must misshape a child into being violent themselves, but the key factor there is frequency.

Following the experiment's logic, violent tv, movies and videogames do, indeed, create violence, and to me it's more of a chicken and egg kind of question.

What is wrong with you, people? Don't EVER scare a child on purpose, be it with violence or anything else. It can literally scar them for life.

>> No.16004041


Getting your knob scraped by teeth is you suffering, not them

>> No.16004204

It's a good excuse to smack them across the face. Maybe the reason you're gay is that you've never even tried having sex with women properly.

>> No.16004225

and i thought that my depression mode kitchen was filthy.

>> No.16004290

Surely you'd get a better flavour out of dried tobacco

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>> No.16004408

wrong color penis

>> No.16004411

How does he get out of there? Is there an exit or something?

>> No.16004469

God I wish I was that donut

>> No.16004525


Did she get the Coofvid-19 or what?

>> No.16004532


>> No.16004569

ive considered doing this with the doritos spicy sweet chili chips, which as you boys likely know have addictiveness properties similar to crack cocaine

>> No.16004603

hehe bird go stiff like rock

>> No.16004628

Fuck this cunt and fuck his poxy eggs.

>> No.16004743

that's the name of the dish faggot

>> No.16004756
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Turkeys are American and only rated for 120 volts. He plugged it into a European outlet.

>> No.16004785

mega comfy

>> No.16004804

is it true that the navy is highly homosexual?
did most of these men seed and feed each other?

>> No.16004809

Your lucky he cant get out m8

>> No.16004812


>> No.16004818

>not foil-lining the pan first

Good concept but could be improved immensely.

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They keep aloggin me

>> No.16004918

Lol I killed a PSU that way

>> No.16004923

This thread is worse than the rekt & gores webm ones

>> No.16005204

truly unedible

>> No.16005207

No, the problem with sex with women is the fact that I'm dealing with some dumb bitch, simple as.

>> No.16005497

He doesn't. While diving for pearls to sustain his family, he discovered an enchanted pearl that would fulfill his only wish- his wish was that he would have enough food to eat for the rest of his life; he forgot to include his family in the wish, and so he is stuck in a street food booth for the remainder of his miserable life, with "enough food to eat" but nary a woman or child to love.

>> No.16005564

For a cheese fountain, you use one of those giant cans of cheese sauce. Personally, I like nacho.

>> No.16005604

why is he cooking in a greenhouse

>> No.16005613

That wasn't 110. If you look closely at the plug, it looks like a Euro-style plug, which is 220.

>> No.16005623

Electrocution is one of the most common methods of slaughter in the poultry industry. It prevents the animal flailing and flopping around post-mortem.

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>> No.16006140

Get help tranny

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