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YARRR, YE BE ENTERIN A CHEESE THREAD

SPOUT YER FAVORITE CHEESE OR WE CHOP YOU TO CHUM

>> No.15989851
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frumunda cheese

>> No.15989855

oh i like maasdam

>> No.15989862

>another potentially good thread ruined IMMEDIATELY by a faggot frogposter

>> No.15989873

>>15989862
Who hurt you sweetie?

>> No.15989928

Women age like bad milk, men age like a fine milk

Tom Cruise is a young looking old man. Most milkmen age like women, Tom Cruise ages like a postman, who delivers wine

Most women age like specialist postmen who deliver milk, also known as milkmen. Tom Cruise ages like a postman who delivers wine, a wineman

It's real. Tom Cruise aged like a fine wine. The lady aged like a milk

Fine wine ages like a 56 year old cheese. Milk ages like a Tom

Tom Cruise looks 35 but is 56. When Tom was 32, he looked older than he does now, even when he played a man of 24. Now that he's 56, he could play a man of 68 who looks not a day over 44

Some cheeses get better with age. A 56 year old fine cheese ages better than a 2 year old regular cheese

28 regular cheeses ageing for 2 years will just about equal the amount of ageing of a fine cheese ageing for 56 years

Tom Cruise is 56 and has aged like a fine wine. Bela Lugosi stopped ageing in 1956, because he died

Tom aged like a fine wine, Cruise aged like a fine cheese

Tom Cruise died, but looks like he hasn't aged a cheese over 56. Milkmen age like woman wine

If a Tom Cruise opens a cheese, he's a master milk. If a woman's lock is opened by wine, she's a shitty cheese.

If Tom Cruise ages like cheese and leaves the station on a train travelling 56 mph, and at the same time Bela Lugosi leaves a milk station travelling in the opposite direction at 44 mph, and both stations are 56 years apart, how long before both trains age like a woman?

Tom Cheese was 56 years old when he first went on a cruise

When Tom Cruise received his first paycheck, the first thing he bought was a 56 year old hot cheese

When Tom was a 56 year old Cheese he aged like a cruise

The quantity of wine divided by how long the cheese takes to age like a fine Tom Cruise equals 56.

Tom Cruise's dick cheese is in fine underaged women

Tom Cheese goes cruising to look for young male milk

And the cheese goes to: Oscar Cruise

>> No.15989934

i like a lot of cheeses! it's hard to say which is my favorite, but if I had to say one it would be cheddar. i use if in macaroni and cheese all to the time and it has the perfect flavor for macaroni and cheese, in my opinion.

>> No.15989948

what a fucking train wreck of a thread holy shit

>> No.15989977

>>15989948
do you like cheese

>> No.15989981

red leicester

>> No.15990010

>>15989928
never too late to make friends

>> No.15990012

>>15989841
Low fat unaged cheddar

>> No.15990017

>>15989841
Pepper jack
literally does everything

>> No.15990023

>>15989841
monterey jack w jalapeno

>> No.15990081

Harzer kase

>> No.15990153

>>15989928
wat

>> No.15990171 [DELETED] 

>>15989841
>no parmesan mentioned in this thread

>> No.15990182

>>15989841
I like a nice Brie along with some roasted garlic on thinly sliced french bread.

Cheddar is aight on some stuff and really cheap too.

>> No.15990197

>>15989841
American.

>> No.15990631

>>15989928
This is gold. Screen-shotted. Shit like this keeps me coming back to this shitty website for years and years. Outstanding, anon. Outstanding.

>> No.15990656 [DELETED] 

>>15989841
fromunda be 'specialy savory, yarrr

>> No.15990674

>>15989928
Please tell me you saw the pirate cheese thread and that made you write this down and this isn't a copy pasta. I need you to have just been inspired to do this. I need that win.

>> No.15990687

>>15989841
Grey Owl, but I make my own Stilton au Porto

>> No.15990692

>>15989934
>>15990012
>>15990197
niggers

>> No.15990769

>>15990674
I know, right? This is some epic shit and I would love to know I was in the thread where that kind of dank quality OC was born.

>> No.15990819

Big fan of American cheese product, now melts

>> No.15990826 [DELETED] 

>>15990819
rent free

>> No.15991104

>>15990769
>>15990674
please go back. please

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