/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15985234]

Perpetuate your lesser sauces all you want, but there always has been and always will be one king. It will always be on every table at every diner with a thousand more bottles ready to replace an empty one. It will always be the most demanded and manufactured hot sauce in the entire world. It has never considered the fact that other hot sauces even exist, it doesn't need to. All it can think about is rising to meet the sheer demand the entire world has for it. It was the first, and in 152 years there's still nobody that can do it better. It was here before you were born, it will be here after you die. These facts apply to no other sauce, and it doesn't matter what you say or post It is immune to attack and nothing can change this. You can say "it tastes like pure vinegar", "it's literally the consistency of water", you can post a Soyjack and somehow insist that a 152 year old sauce is "soy". Oh I'm sorry, literally no one cares that you're a fucking tastelet and a retard; production just increased even more, GG. This immortal beast cannot be dethroned, now kneel.

[Anonymous No.15985244]

>>15985234
>Perpetuate your lesser sauces all you want, but there always has been and always will be one king. It will always be on every table at every diner with a thousand more bottles ready to replace an empty one. It will always be the most demanded and manufactured hot sauce in the entire world. It has never considered the fact that other hot sauces even exist, it doesn't need to. All it can think about is rising to meet the sheer demand the entire world has for it. It was the first, and in 152 years there's still nobody that can do it better. It was here before you were born, it will be here after you die. These facts apply to no other sauce, and it doesn't matter what you say or post It is immune to attack and nothing can change this. You can say "it tastes like pure vinegar", "it's literally the consistency of water", you can post a Soyjack and somehow insist that a 152 year old sauce is "soy". Oh I'm sorry, literally no one cares that you're a fucking tastelet and a retard; production just increased even more, GG. This immortal beast cannot be dethroned, now kneel.

[Anonymous No.15985250]

>>15985234
>you can post a Soyjack
>>15985244

[Anonymous No.15985253]

It's my favorite hot sauce along side pic related

[Anonymous No.15985255]

>>15985234
For me? it's varks sauce.

[Anonymous No.15985268]

>>15985253
sorry wrong pic

[Anonymous No.15985732]

i just ask the local thai place to give me a shitload of free sauce

[Anonymous No.15985748]

>>15985253
>>15985268
Lmao

[Anonymous No.15985952]

>>15985234
its only good on eggs and gumbo

[Anonymous No.15986264]

>>15985952
Eggs are merely a vehicle for Tobasco.

[Anonymous No.15986411]

>Perpetuate your lesser sauces all you want, but there always has been and always will be one king. It will always be on every table at every diner with a thousand more bottles ready to replace an empty one. It will always be the most demanded and manufactured hot sauce in the entire world. It has never considered the fact that other hot sauces even exist, it doesn't need to. All it can think about is rising to meet the sheer demand the entire world has for it. It was the first, and in 152 years there's still nobody that can do it better. It was here before you were born, it will be here after you die. These facts apply to no other sauce, and it doesn't matter what you say or post It is immune to attack and nothing can change this. You can say "it tastes like pure vinegar", "it's literally the consistency of water", you can post a Soyjack and somehow insist that a 152 year old sauce is "soy". Oh I'm sorry, literally no one cares that you're a fucking tastelet and a retard; production just increased even more, GG. This immortal beast cannot be dethroned, now kneel.

[Anonymous No.15986778]

>>15985268
habanero version is my favourite

[Anonymous No.15986811]

>>15985234
babby's first hot sauce

[Anonymous No.15987208]

>>15985234
Based

[Anonymous No.15987405]

>>15985234
cringe

[Anonymous No.15987583]

>>15987405
Cringe on what?

[Anonymous No.15987923]

This is the best macro, available-everywhere, use-on-everything, palatable-for-everyone hot sauce. I’ve done extensive research

[Anonymous No.15987950]

>>15985234
stop posting copypastas you waste of fucking air

[Anonymous No.15987963]

I just bought this because its cheaper than tabasco and tastes the same (plus its a larger bottle)

[Anonymous No.15988038]

>>15987923
shut up faggot

[Anonymous No.15988272]

got one of these coming in the mail
always wanted to get into non-basic hot sauces
this one seemed promising

[Anonymous No.15988341]

>>15985268
so how good is this
like what food do you like it with?

[Anonymous No.15988460]

>>15987923
This is very good
cheap too

[Anonymous No.15988526]

>>15987963
This is the best hot sauce

[Anonymous No.15988529]

>>15985234
i one hundred percent agree but you sound like a faggot. next time, just post "for me it's tasbasco" or ">mogs your lesser sauces" or "."

[Anonymous No.15988536]

only the best for me, thank you.

[Anonymous No.15988613]

>HOT SAUCE?!

[Anonymous No.15988670]

>>15988613
God I hate this faggot so much I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him

[Anonymous No.15988673]

>>15988670
I bet he hates himself, too.

[Anonymous No.15988680]

Tapatio is obviously the best basic hot sauce and you're all gay for pretending otherwise

[Anonymous No.15989060]

i will forever remain in these threads on the off chance someone posts *that* sauce

[Anonymous No.15989210]

>>15989060
Varkin' hard or hardly varkin'?

[Anonymous No.15990357]

when the student becomes the teacher

[Anonymous No.15991612]

>>15985234
it tastes like shit

[Anonymous No.15991622]

If it’s so good, then why is it popular?
Checkmate.

[Anonymous No.15991931]

>>15988341
I use it in place of ketchup.