Do people over the age of 12 eat cereal?

[Anonymous No.15984402]

[Anonymous No.15984413]

I stopped eating breakfast when I was 16

[Anonymous No.15984417]

>>15984402
College students do, because it's brainless to make and supplies cheap calories. t. college student

[Anonymous No.15984433]

I just got done eating a bowl of grape nuts. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.15984444]

>>15984433
...Anonymous
04/22/21(Thu)15:22:47 No.15984433

"I just got done eating a bowl of grape nuts. Fuck off."

[Anonymous No.15984455]

>>15984402
No one should be eating cereal. It looks like animal fodder and it’s mostly sugar and artificial stuff.

[Anonymous No.15984499]

>granola
>yogurt
>peanut butter
>honey and fruit for sweetness
the breakfast choice of the thinking man

[Anonymous No.15984515]

>>15984455
t. ketolard

[Anonymous No.15984530]

>>15984455
>all cereal has sugar in it
kys asap

[Anonymous No.15984537]

>>15984530
Post a single cereal with no sugar in it. Even Corn Flakes has added sugar.

[Anonymous No.15984685]

>>15984515
>>15984530
>t. Man babies

[Anonymous No.15984689]

Real men eat boring cereal.

[Anonymous No.15984695]

>>15984413
Tell us your height and weight.
>>15984455
Wow, such insight. How's algebra class this morning?
>>15984402
I'm old as shit and still eat my Wheaties almost err'y day. Usually with coffee and a nanner.

[Anonymous No.15984887]

>>15984402
I eat a little bit as dessert every so often, my wife buys it occasionally

[Anonymous No.15984926]

>>15984530
>Cereals are anything but sugar(s)
18+ board, child

[Anonymous No.15984936]

>>15984685
You'll never pass

[Anonymous No.15984945]

>>15984926
Your face gives it away, instantly

[Anonymous No.15984951]

They do. It's usually stuff like Special K though. Loads of fiber, helps you shit.

[Anonymous No.15984953]

>>15984945
Ok retard, enjoy thinking sugars aren't sugars

[Anonymous No.15984966]

>>15984402
People in general dont
If you do you're not a person
Simple as

[Anonymous No.15984974]

I've been eating 200 grams of spaghetti instead of cereal for breakfast for 3 years now.

[Anonymous No.15984984]

>>15984974
Anon...

[Anonymous No.15984992]

>>15984402

Yes, usually Raisin Bran or Kashi, although if I want to indulge myself I eat Corn Pops.

[Anonymous No.15985021]

>>15984984
I'm bulkin'

[Anonymous No.15985057]

>>15984402
I make my own cereal toasting oatmeal and then pouring honey on them. So the answer Is yes

[Anonymous No.15985069]

>>15984966
Based retard

[Anonymous No.15985206]

i EAT a bowl of this MF every night, it's unironically the best part of my day
so yeah

[Anonymous No.15985224]

>>15985206
t. hungry skeleton man child

[Anonymous No.15985295]

>>15984402
Adults eat muesli.

[Anonymous No.15985340]

I have this every other day. It's like crack, God help me.

[Anonymous No.15985387]

>>15984402
Occasionally I will get granola and have that with some milk

[Anonymous No.15985388]

>>15985340
>Sugar
>And sugar
>Dairy sugars with sugar
>Cereals (sugars)
Stop consuming so many sugars and you'll recover once the addiction/sugar rush wears off

[Anonymous No.15985400]

>>15984413
this. before that i used to have cereal for breakfast every day. now the thought of eating food early in the morning makes me want to throw up.

[Anonymous No.15985417]

>>15984402
Musely is the adult's choice.

[Anonymous No.15985436]

>>15985417
Just have a chocolate bar instead

[Anonymous No.15985460]

>>15985436
post weight

[Anonymous No.15985465]

Rolled oats in a bowl of chocolate milk.
I hope this upsets somebody.

[Anonymous No.15985485]

>>15985460
My weight is (Healthier weight than you and more muscle too)
Post body,height, hairline, eyes, sight, skin condition. Don't @ me with genetics, this is nutrition.

[Anonymous No.15985518]

>>15984455
This. There's almost 0 nutritional value to cereal. It has no substance and will leave you hungry 30 minutes after eating it. Have oatmeal with fruit instead

[Anonymous No.15986182]

>>15984402
Do you think it's possible to have alcohol-stuffed cereal?

[Anonymous No.15986203]

>>15984444
Wasted digits

[Anonymous No.15986213]

>>15984402
>>15984413
>>15984455

seriously, go fuck yourselves.

[Anonymous No.15986221]

Heck yeah. I love museli.

[Anonymous No.15986230]

>>15985518
>eat cereal around 7:30am for 14 years
>get hungry around 11am
>never an issue before internet

>LOL YOU WILL BE HUNGRY AND IT'S BAD

[Anonymous No.15986280]

>>15986230
Sounds like you need to eat less cereal. You'd have to consume at least 1000 calories in cereal for it to tide you over for that long

[Anonymous No.15986893]

>>15984689
Pretty much this. I rarely eat cereal anymore, but when I do it's things like grape nuts or bran flakes. Maybe rice chex if I want it a little sweeter.
I can't imagine enjoying any of the same stuff I liked as a kid.

[Anonymous No.15986946]

>>15984689
>half cup serving
>that much fucking salt
for the love of god stop believing that boring = healthy. Read the label.

[Anonymous No.15986954]

>>15984685
There's nothing more childish than refusing to eat things because Reddit told you not to eat them. Get your life together

[Anonymous No.15986957]

Bran flakes and raisins are a good time
It's never a planned meal, but as a last resort they've served me well

[Anonymous No.15986963]

>>15986946
>a tenth of your daily recommended intake
Why do you post

[Anonymous No.15987001]

>>15986963
Recommended for whom?

[Anonymous No.15987790]

I eat it all the time, I have trouble putting weight on, the only way to eat a ton of calories in the morning is with something kinda bland, and a huge bowl of cheerios works for me

[Anonymous No.15987952]

Not for breakfast, I actually rarely eat breakfast. I do have cereal as a snack sometimes.

[Anonymous No.15988252]

Don’t know how people don’t eat breakfast. I generally eat dinner at 7ish, and by the time 7-8am roles around I’m fucking starving. Ravenous. I’m woken up by my stomach grumbling loudly every morning and my inside gnawing at themselves

[Anonymous No.15988263]

>>15984402
Too many calories, if it was less I'd still eat it.

[Anonymous No.15988289]

>>15988252
Insulin resistance, not good
Look into intermittent fasting
Aim for 12-16 hours

[Anonymous No.15988909]

>>15987790
Gaining weight is easy, you gotta stop thinking like a normalfag
Drink ice cream milkshakes, have more dairy, sauces, creams. Chocolate is your best friend now, vegetables are your enemy. Why eat low calorie foods? Nutrients?? Have some meat, have a multivitamin, done.

[Anonymous No.15988962]

yes

[Anonymous No.15988978]

i'm 34 and i eat ice cream for breakfast

[Anonymous No.15988979]

>>15988962
are those bezoars

[Anonymous No.15988994]

>>15986946
Anything less than a 2:1 ratio of sodium:calories is fine.

[Anonymous No.15990594]

>>15988909
I've heard this before, is it true? that processed sugars are a great way to put on weight? I've been drinking a lot of soda to try and get as many calories as I can

[Anonymous No.15990681]

>>15984974
Raw or cooked?

[Anonymous No.15990699]

>>15990681
Raw, which amounts to roughly 732 calories.

[Anonymous No.15990719]

>>15990699
Do you at least put them in milk?

[Anonymous No.15990722]

>>15990719
Why would I do that?

[Anonymous No.15990724]

>>15988962
This nigga eatin turds!

[Anonymous No.15990731]

>>15990722
Kinda figured you were eating them like cereal.

[Anonymous No.15990735]

>>15990594
Soda isn't that great, but processed sugars are easy to eat, generally have nice flavours and your body breaks them down into fat easy.
But you can also just eat KFC and McDonald's for fat too, which is why I said ice cream/dairy. Fat is ~9 calories per gram and carbs/proteins are ~4. If you're going to be eating to gain weight you really don't need to care about nutrition or macros, just eat a but of variety.
Just be sure to brush your teeth before you sleep and ify you're going to drink heaps of soda have lots of water too

[Anonymous No.15990737]

>>15990731
Of course not, I'm not a barbarian. I grab a fistful of spaghetti and take bites off them like candy, like a normal human being.

[Anonymous No.15990772]

>>15984402
I will dedicate maybe 2 days out of the year to eat some cereal. If I want something sweet to eat.

[Anonymous No.15991044]

>Do people over the age of 12 eat cereal?

Yes, idiot.

[Anonymous No.15991147]

>>15986946
>salt is bad!

fat americans please leave

[Anonymous No.15991158]

>>15984402
Yes of course, l just use my magic spoon promocode "retardmanchild15" and get 15% off your next overpriced cereal purchase

[Anonymous No.15991169]

>dude if you don't eat excessive amounts of carbs you must be fat!
>dude if you don't eat excessive amounts of salt you must be fat!
what is the logic here? are you lardasses projecting or something?

[Anonymous No.15991173]

I’m pretty certain that the only people who so closely associate avoiding certain foods as a sign of adulthood didn’t have fathers. Or at least one worth looking up to.
It’s similar to how the same correlation tends to apply to hipster/nu-male types with full beards. Almost always the product of a single mom, and are thus trying to emulate ‘manhood’ based on how they imagine it to be.

[Anonymous No.15991181]

>>15991173
cool story, armchair freud

[Anonymous No.15991189]

>can't eat sweets with milk
It's like cookies, maybe even less sugar if you consider all the milk that fills you
I think the purpose of breakfast cereal was to make kids drink milk so they get protein, but I fucking love milk so I can't relate

[Anonymous No.15991190]

>>15986213
Hi, black anon.

[Anonymous No.15991246]

>>15986954
>muh Reddit
Fuck off fatty, cereal is fucking disgusting. Better eat an apple than this shit

[Anonymous No.15991341]

>>15984402
Imagine being as much of colossal, uber retarded faggot as OP.
>I will not eat certain foods because I think it's only for kids and I am a big boy! nothing personel, kid
Why do """people""" like this even exist?

[Anonymous No.15991361]

>>15984537
Post a single food with no sugar in it. Literally everything has sugar.

[Anonymous No.15991368]

>>15991361
>Literally everything has sugar.
Lard.

[Anonymous No.15991373]

>>15991368
Tard.

[Anonymous No.15991382]

>>15985206
>>15985224
Twinkskell NEETS.....we’re gmi

[Anonymous No.15991409]

>>15991361
Not all carbs are sugar, dummy.

[Anonymous No.15991554]

>>15991341

this. I can't imagine being such a fucking miserable snob that not only can I not enjoy a bowl of cereal, but I can't allows others around me to enjoy a bowl of cereal.

Imagine using breakfast to gatekeep adulthood. What sad little lives people like this must lead.

[Anonymous No.15991556]

Bought some muesli after seeing this thread. Thanks OP.

[Anonymous No.15991694]

>>15991169
All the people who fatpost are manlets/balding/blind/acne/eyes that aren't green/blue/something else that makes them feel inferior.
It's just a form of cope, at least fatties can lose weight.

[Anonymous No.15991707]

>>15991373
Btfo
>>15991368
Gottem
>>15991409
All carbs are sugars, literally, dummy.

[Anonymous No.15991730]

>>15984402
that's how you get diabetes and suffer from obesity. normalising cereal and milk... sometimes... you should probably work out if you eat this stuff. too much kcals for amounts of nutrients available.

[Anonymous No.15991748]

>>15991730
>normalising cereal and milk

[Anonymous No.15992131]

I eat this every morning, exactly 60g (I measure). There is sugar in it of course but I use sugar-free oat milk

[Anonymous No.15992175]

i eat cereal because i don't drink coffee(drug)
goin on 39 years

[Anonymous No.15992190]

I like puffed rice, but it's hard to find around here.

A few years ago, one grocery store in a town about 35 miles away sold it. One Sunday afternoon when I went to town, I bought every package they had. Then again the next Sunday.

I guess they must have figured that since they couldn't keep it in stock, they didn't need to carry it. That was the last time anyone around here sold it.

So now, it is either rice krispies or bran flakes for me.

[Anonymous No.15992194]

>>15992131
>cereal
>plant juice

[Anonymous No.15992214]

>>15984455
>No one should be eating cereal

No one should eat grains? At all? Holy shit anon. How are you going to make liquor or bread or... ya know... anything that made humans decide to establish settlements in the first place.

This is the dumbest comment I've ever read.

[Anonymous No.15992225]

>>15992214
Very Reddit.

[Anonymous No.15992226]

>>15992190
item constantly sells out
stops selling it
instead of ordering more to keep on shelves for other people just stops carrying an item that they were making profit from

wow those store owners were idiots

[Anonymous No.15992227]

>>15992194
anon-sama... dairy gives me diarrhea

[Anonymous No.15992251]

>>15992226
>>>15992190 (You)
>item constantly sells out
>stops selling it
>instead of ordering more to keep on shelves for other people just stops carrying an item that they were making profit from
>wow those store owners were idiots

Yeah. They did the same thing with my favorite cherry cider and the packages of saffron rice.

Fortunately, I could go to WalMart for the saffron rice.

The first time I went through the self checkout at WalMart, all I bought was ten packages of saffron rice. Much later, I got to thinking that buying ten packages of the same inexpensive item was suspicious, that more likely the customer was scanning a cheap item over and over.

[Anonymous No.15992278]

>>15992251
So you got scared that they might accuse you of something you provably hadn't done?

[Anonymous No.15992475]

>>15990724
You brought turds to the vatican?

[Anonymous No.15992535]

>>15984402
My mom used to buy cereal every once in a while and that was just for the promo toy.
Having grew up without it for most of my life, I'm not really fond of it.

[Anonymous No.15992568]

>>15984402
I quit cereal when I was 7 because I was a little pseud who thought cereal was for kids.

[Anonymous No.15992570]

>>15991694
Nice try, hamplanet. You're still disgusting.

[Anonymous No.15992574]

>>15992570
And you'll never be a wonant

[Anonymous No.15992583]

>>15984413
this. I feel way better only eating dinner. You don’t need 3 meals a day, fatties

[Anonymous No.15992596]

>>15986946
that's 1/10th of a teaspoon of table salt

[Anonymous No.15992603]

In my family, the older people generally eat hot cereals just about daily for either breakfast or supper.

[Anonymous No.15992619]

As you get older, you check nutrition facts--and watch for sugar and salt PER SERVING in general.
Switch to a basic oatmeal with fruit and ditch the kiddie shit or make it "a treat"

[Anonymous No.15992621]

>>15992596
i'd rather save it up and drink a cup of salty noodle broth

[Anonymous No.15992703]

>>15984402
I might buy a box once or twice a year and eat it more like desert than breakfast.

[Anonymous No.15992743]

>>15992574
That's cool, I love being a man.

[Anonymous No.15992754]

>>15992743
Good, you'll still never be a won-ant
So pathetic.

[Anonymous No.15992816]

>>15992251
>In the self checkout line at walmart
>Only thing in my cart is 20$ worth of rice
>*Gulp* hopefully nobody thinks I'm being suspicious
>Scan a couple rice packages and look around
>Checkout attendant gives me a weird look
>Oh my god he knows
>Quickly scan the rest of my rice and pay
>Wipe sweat off my brow
>Avoid making eye contact with any employees on my way out

Never again anons

[Anonymous No.15992838]

>>15992816
>Didn't scan rewards card even though I really wanrothe points, that was an expensive $20, it's been a rough week and stocking up on cheap rich is how I survive.

[Anonymous No.15992867]

Yes, but very rarely. It's less satisfying than most other options. I would usually rather have bread with peanut butter, or oatmeal.

[Anonymous No.15992875]

>>15987790
>I have trouble putting weight on
Thin people think this because in reality it actually takes quite a long time to get fat.

[Anonymous No.15992885]

>>15992194
You're on a roll....

[Anonymous No.15992937]

>>15986280
Lardass projection.

Lots of healthy cereals with a bunch of fiber. And 1000 calories are nothing if you do any kind of activities during the day.

[Anonymous No.15992944]

>>15984402
Honey smacks is my guilty pleasure, my favorite honey flavored cardboard.
If you eat 2+ bowls then your piss will smell like honey.

[Anonymous No.15992945]

>>15984402
do people over the age of 16 ride bicycles?
Do people over the age of 12 obsess over sports?

[Anonymous No.15992976]

>>15992944
Will your piss taste like honey?

[Anonymous No.15993010]

Food snobs fuck off. 30 year old neet and eat these for brekky every morning in my jammies watching cartoons. Mom brought fruit loops home and I threw a full blown tantrum until she got desired cereal

[Anonymous No.15993038]

>>15992937
>Lardass projection.
I'm 160 lb 6 feet. If anyone's the lardass is you. Eat some oatmeal and put down the processed sugar. The fiber in cereal is negligible
>And 1000 calories are nothing if you do any kind of activities during the day.
Yeah dude I'm sure you're doing physical labor all day

[Anonymous No.15993040]

>>15984537
seethe

[Anonymous No.15993046]

>>15993010
This never happened

[Anonymous No.15993064]

>>15993040
Pic related is on their website.
>of which total sugar (g) 0.5 / 0.1
Always remember that "sugar free" is not the same as "0 sugar."

[Anonymous No.15993069]

>>15993010
>American cereal
>"brekky"
Fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.15993086]

>>15993069
Cry about it

[Anonymous No.15993089]

>>15993046
True. In the households where this does happen, the one throwing the tantrum doesn't know how to utilize a keyboard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4PTf7LgsIE

[Anonymous No.15993200]

>>15992875
nah I fucked my back up at work in a construction accident 5 years ago. I take vicodin for the pain and since then it's totally fucked me up. appetites out of whack, can barely shit. I'm 6 foot 1, 128 pounds. I'm not a type of skinny anyone would be envious of

[Anonymous No.15993215]

my favorites are oreo-os, cinnamon chex (with a teaspoon of cinnamon powder added by me), and raisin bran (with two teaspoons of granulated sugar added by me)

[Anonymous No.15994127]

>>15991409
retard

[Anonymous No.15994207]

>>15994127
Sugar is a carbohydrate, not all carbohydrates are sugar. Sugar is a specific molecule which is a combination of fructose and glucose.

[Anonymous No.15994432]

>>15993200
damn sorry bout ur life but im different im better thn u biiiitch

[Anonymous No.15994447]

>>15984402

>Do people over the age of 12 eat cereal?

In USA and UK probably. Not sure about European countries but the probably trend is getting them there. Middle east, Maghreb, and Asia have the best (cultural traditional) breakfasts though.

[Anonymous No.15994618]

>>15984402
Fiber you retard
>>15984455
so don't buy sugary cereals

[Anonymous No.15995378]

I mix cereal into my popcorn as a kicker

[Anonymous No.15995823]

>>15984402
i eat oats with blueberries, cranberries and yoghurt every day.

[Anonymous No.15996069]

>>15993089
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT REAL

[Anonymous No.15996433]

>>15993064
wow damn those numbers make a big difference. woah...never thought that cereal had THIS much sugar...unbelievable.. im going on facebook to make a statement how cereal is just sugar

[Anonymous No.15996441]

>>15984433
>>15984689
this guy gets it

[Anonymous No.15996494]

>>15996433
>all cereal has sugar
>not this cereal, ha!
>nope, still has sugar
>w-w-well it's negligible and doesn't matter!!!
It's still the case that all cereal has sugar.

[Anonymous No.15996831]

>>15994432
probably.

[Anonymous No.15996868]

>>15993064
>We'll redefine sugars to mean "just those ones" and ignore that all carbs that can be digested are sugars so people who are scared of bad macros can feel safe about our "low sugar carbohydrates"

[Anonymous No.15996918]

>>15984402
I eat raisin bran because my anus bleeds when I poo if I don't eat fiber

[Anonymous No.15996950]

>>15984402
>Putting your milk and cereal in these weird hipster containers
What the fuck is wrong with women

[Anonymous No.15997006]

>>15996950
???
It's called a bowl

[Anonymous No.15997247]

>>15996950
that's just a bowl you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.15997250]

>>15996494
a negligible amount is basically nothing you mong

[Anonymous No.15997348]

>>15996950

[Anonymous No.15997581]

>>15992583
You do realize most thin people have several meals a day, right? If you can't imagine someone having several meals a day without going into a caloric surplus, you eat like a pig.

[Anonymous No.15997624]

>>15997581
A "meal" is usually at least 400 calories, several times that is over most peoples BMR. Why do you just straight up lie for when it's obvious?
Do you have attention issues?

[Anonymous No.15997637]

>>15997624
1200 calories is half the TDEE of an average adult male doing light exercise. Nice eating disorder you have there.

[Anonymous No.15997643]

>>15997637
And that's 3 meals, several is usually 7 or more and like I said, a meal is usually at *least* 400 calories
Nice maths skills you have there. At least correct your lie instead of doubling down.

[Anonymous No.15997655]

>>15997643
Three meals are several meals already, you stupid cunt. Even four meals of 600 calories each correlate with the TDEE of a normal moderately active man, roastie.

[Anonymous No.15997669]

>>15994207
The term is most common in biochemistry, where it is a synonym of saccharide, a group that includes sugars, starch, and cellulose. The saccharides are divided into four chemical groups: monosaccharides, disaccharides, oligosaccharides, and polysaccharides. Monosaccharides and disaccharides, the smallest (lower molecular weight) carbohydrates, are commonly referred to as sugars.[1] The word saccharide comes from the Greek word σάκχαρον (sákkharon), meaning "sugar".[2] While the scientific nomenclature of carbohydrates is complex, the names of the monosaccharides and disaccharides very often end in the suffix -ose, which was originally taken from glucose (gluekos), and is used for almost all sugars e.g. fructose (fruit sugar), sucrose (cane or beet sugar), ribose, amylose, lactose (milk sugar) etc.

[Anonymous No.15997671]

I don't get cereal it's either
>big bowl of pure grain
or
>Big bowl of artificial sugar
either way it's not fun to eat

[Anonymous No.15997673]

>>15997655
>Three are several
Just say three instead of several which usually means around 7 you obtuse idiot
I told you your lies were obvious and then you tripled down like a retard and got angry because you couldn't handle being wrong three (sorry, SEVERAL) times over.

[Anonymous No.15997675]

>>15997624
>several times that is over most peoples BMR
what the fuck
any man could eat like 6 meals

[Anonymous No.15997685]

>>15997675
Yeah and you'll be over your typical BMR after that

[Anonymous No.15997692]

>>15984402
No, only """people"""

[Anonymous No.15997696]

>>15997673
Lol, not only you had to arbitrarily decide that "several" means a specific number to save face but you chose a ridiculous high number of meals that most people don't have. Also you had to arbitrarily attribute a high number of calories to all of the already arbitrarily high number of meals in the hopes of having a point. And last but not least, this was a goalpost move from your post where you claimed three meals make you fat.
Seething dumb bitch.

[Anonymous No.15997709]

[Anonymous No.15997733]

>>15997709
Oh I always assumed several meant ~7
Still why would you use that word instead of just specifying an actual number like 3?
Also 400 calories is not high for an entire meal regardless.

[Anonymous No.15997746]

>>15997685
silence, manlet

[Anonymous No.15997755]

>>15997746
I'm not a manlet, I'm 180cms tall

[Anonymous No.15997764]

>>15984402
Fiber one helps me take god-like shits.

[Anonymous No.15997774]

>>15997755
sorry bud its 182
regardless you should be able to eat like 2700-2800 calories a day at maintenance

[Anonymous No.15997777]

>>15985465
I like steel cut oats with diced ham and pepper

[Anonymous No.15997786]

>>15988962
You need to chew your food better before you swallow