/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15973707]

>kitchen red flags
yup i'm not eating at your house

[Anonymous No.15973708]

>>15973707
el gato stretchy

[Anonymous No.15973713]

>>15973707
I want to touch that cat.

[Anonymous No.15973718]

>>15973707
How do you keep cats without them shidding and farding on your countertops?

[Anonymous No.15973719]

>>15973707
Cute kitty.
That's three replies. You may now spam your toxo memes.

[Anonymous No.15973727]

>>15973707
>hating cats
Cringe
>>15973713
>Loving cats
Based

[Anonymous No.15973735]

catfaggots are vile

[Anonymous No.15973744]

>>15973707
A woman is cooking

[Anonymous No.15973747]

There's a strong correlation between the decline in quality of 4chan and the decline in interest with cats.

[Anonymous No.15973748]

Why do dog people hate cat people so much? Is it because you are incapable of loving something that takes a modicum of effort since cats weren't bred to unconditionally love humans from birth without even trying?

[Anonymous No.15973750]

>>15973707

https://youtu.be/FNm_MjrIUAI

[Anonymous No.15973754]

>>15973748
Cats slaughter the wildlife for fun.

[Anonymous No.15973756]

>>15973718
You don't, unless you make some sort of automatic punishment system. Dogs will get get on bed/sofas when they think they'll get away with it. Search youtube for that one guy who set up cameras and speakers so he could yell at his dog whenever they broke the rules, though this might not be applicable to cats.

[Anonymous No.15973772]

>>15973748
why do dogs live rent free in catfaggot heads

[Anonymous No.15973775]

>>15973747
everyone grew up except you

[Anonymous No.15973797]

>>15973748
Dogs are loyal friends who want to serve you. Cats are standoffish cunts who need be persuaded/tricked to act appropriately. Fuck cats. I hope you enjoy having an animal drag its ass across the kitchen table where you eat.

[Anonymous No.15973800]

>>15973797
Spoken like a true retard who has no idea how to train or discipline animals.

[Anonymous No.15973802]

>>15973800
lmao let us see what your faggot can do

[Anonymous No.15973822]

>>15973748
Cats are several times dumber than most dogs (any of the breeds that are actually good). And it's difficult to understand what's going on in their retarded autistic brains and feel a strong connection. Even parrots are more reasonable and companionable than cats.

[Anonymous No.15973826]

>>15973754
Then keep them indoors. I do that with my cat.

[Anonymous No.15973840]

>>15973822
yeah i don't understand why cat retards always go directly to
>hurr dogs
most animals are fine
cats are just fucking awful
name something good about a cat and i can name an animal that does it better

[Anonymous No.15973841]

>>15973707
> He never cleans his bench-tops

You lazy fucker......

[Anonymous No.15973842]

>>15973718
Simple training, I have a cat that never gets up on the benches.

[Anonymous No.15973843]

do u think dickered poster died of covid?

[Anonymous No.15973844]

>>15973800
My dog is trained off leash. I walk her around Chicago and mfs have to keep their dog restrained while mine stays by my right side. Okay dumbo. The only retard here is the one who uses the word retard, very creative. I bet your cat hisses at you a few times a week, and you take it like a bitch as to not upset your mini pussy.

[Anonymous No.15973850]

>>15973750
I think my sister has this but she can cook

[Anonymous No.15973856]

>>15973841
>>15973842

[Anonymous No.15973859]

>>15973735
> Lets his dog shit all over his lawn, no problems.
> Dog is dumb as the owner.
> Hates cats

Die in a fire, fuck-wit.

[Anonymous No.15973862]

>>15973754
So will fucking dogs, given half the chance, retard

[Anonymous No.15973863]

>>15973859
i don't have a dog, fag wit

[Anonymous No.15973866]

>>15973772
Because you need to be 18 to post here, fresh-meat.

[Anonymous No.15973867]

>>15973822
Between cats and parrots which makes your house stink like shit the most?

[Anonymous No.15973870]

>>15973747
Truth

[Anonymous No.15973881]

>>15973797
What's the bet you own a chihuahua that you keep in your hand-bag?

[Anonymous No.15973888]

>>15973756
Ours don't get on furniture where they're not allowed.
We set up a couple cameras too just to see.
You can absolutely teach a dog to behave even when he's alone. Most dog owners are just fucking idiots.

[Anonymous No.15973890]

>>15973841
>>15973866
>>15973881
why you put that boomer line between the last two words of everything you-post?

[Anonymous No.15973891]

>>15973802
Speak fucking English!!

[Anonymous No.15973894]

>>15973826
Yeah but the cat entertains the poor boys you have hidden in your basement, eh faggot.

[Anonymous No.15973895]

[Anonymous No.15973901]

>>15973856
You simply come across as a fag, no need to talk, homo.

[Anonymous No.15973902]

>>15973707
I've never been to the home of a catfag that didn't smell like cat piss.

[Anonymous No.15973904]

>>15973863
So fuck off then, who asked you?

[Anonymous No.15973906]

>>15973844
I hope you're being honest here because I lived in Roscoe Village and it's really declined once it became weak hipster chick or "dogparent" yuppie couples with a pitbull central. Dogs being offleash was never an issue beforehand.

[Anonymous No.15973907]

>>15973902
i can smell them in the grocery store sometimes

[Anonymous No.15973909]

>>15973867
You make the house stink the most.

[Anonymous No.15973912]

>>15973707
Three biggest red flags.
>Can’t see the back of the fridge on any shelf.
>Puts dirty dishes on a dish drainer.
>Dining room table is always cluttered.
The first two are instant “I already ate.” excuses from me, and the third depends a lot on how long they had to get ready before guests arrived.

[Anonymous No.15973914]

>>15973890
Awww,
Zoomie is triggered.....
What a shame.
Do you need a safety blankie?

[Anonymous No.15973919]

>>15973914
don't you mean safety-blankie?

[Anonymous No.15973968]

>>15973727
>>15973747
>>15973748
Personally, I don't hate cats. I think they're cute and can have a nice personality. I just don't want to live near them, as I have for most of my life. They're messy and shed too much fur and destroy a lot of your things by throwing them on the floor.

[Anonymous No.15973986]

I know someone who lets their cat in their kitchen. Fucking thing sits it shitty ass all over their bench tops, so rancid. Pains me that people have never studied basic biology.

[Anonymous No.15973996]

>>15973986
Imagine if a hot girl spread her ass cheeks and wet pussy all over a kitchen haha...that would so gross hah

[Anonymous No.15974002]

>>15973894
Joke's on you, my house is a slab. My cat spends most of her time upstairs, because my dogs aren't allowed up there because it's the only place in the house that's carpeted.

[Anonymous No.15974007]

>>15973986
The cats not sitting on your pans or boards or knives.

[Anonymous No.15974012]

>>15973996
Haha, can you imagine? Haha what if after she got up you sniffed where she sat?

[Anonymous No.15974054]

>owning any sort of pet

[Anonymous No.15974064]

OP here, I'm trans btw dunno if that matters lol

[Anonymous No.15974069]

>>15974064
>posts it 2 hours later
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.15974155]

>>15973748
Cats are glorified plushies for lonely people. They bring nothing of value to their owner. They are dumb as shit and cannot be trained in any way.
Most cat owners are fucking deranged and thinks that a shitty apartment is a suitable environment for a predator. No wonder you see so many "lost kitten" posters around town.
If you doesn't let your cat out to fuck around in the garden, hunt and control their territory you shouldn't be trusted with a cat, get some rats or a goldfish instead.

[Anonymous No.15974191]

>>15973727
You can like cats, but letting them on kitchen counters sucks. It's not that hard to train your cat to not jump on food prep surfaces

[Anonymous No.15974200]

>>15973747
Based

[Anonymous No.15974203]

>>15974012
Haha yeah that's crazy. Now imagine she put her ass and pussy all over a cat's ass and pussy. Which one would you smell first? Haha

[Anonymous No.15974213]

>>15973912
I never do the top two but I don't own a dining table, of any table. Would you still eat at mine?

[Anonymous No.15974216]

>>15973707
People with cats are in general dirty/messy.

[Anonymous No.15974230]

>>15973707
Turn the cooktop on.

[Anonymous No.15974251]

>>15974216
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.15974266]

>>15974230
mmmm die maybe?

[Anonymous No.15974281]

>>15973718
You make sure to only own a cat if you can let it go outside freely. My cat has literally NOT ONCE shat inside the house because it can leave whenever it wants.

[Anonymous No.15974288]

>tfw my mom's cats dug the lemon and persian lime trees I planted from seed in December, probably killing them.

Yeah, I know I should move out. I just feel tired.

[Anonymous No.15974290]

>>15974155
>They bring nothing of value to their owner.
They are absolutely God tier for pest control

[Anonymous No.15974292]

>>15973750
Toxoplasmosis is completely harmless

[Anonymous No.15974299]

>>15974155
>Cats are glorified plushies for lonely people.
All pets are glorified "plushies" for lonely people who cant stand their own solitude. The only exception is service dogs because they have a specific purpose

[Anonymous No.15974308]

>>15974292
>Toxoplasmosis is completely harmless

[Anonymous No.15974313]

>>15974054
This. Cats are dirty and retarded, dog owners are completely delusional for thinking their heckin good boyes are "loyal" and not just trying to get fed. They also tend to have mental issues they deal with by dragging a mutt everywhere they go.

[Anonymous No.15974372]

>>15974299
this, animals are either livestock or vermin

[Anonymous No.15974498]

>>15973735
>food dish half an inch from the litterbox
This is a hillbilly, not a catfag.

[Anonymous No.15974500]

>>15974290
>pest control
Unless you live in the countryside or in a third-world shithole, you don't need it. Also a cat won't do shit if you have cockroaches/ants crawling around..
If you have a mouse/rat problem in a civilized country you must be a fucking slob, and your environment isn't fit for a cat.

[Anonymous No.15974501]

>>15974308
For a regular healthy person it's quite harmless and you usually dont develop symptoms. At most you develop flu symptoms and feel shit for a bit. It's more serious when it comes to pregnant women, people with weakened immune systems and people with other health problems because it can cause abverse effects.
>>15974372
And pest control, as this anon said
>>15974290

[Anonymous No.15974506]

>>15973895
Garbage article by a woketard.
Real men have always loved cats. Look at Hemingway.

[Anonymous No.15974511]

>>15973986
Pains me that some people don't wipe down their kitchen counters every might and disinfect them twice a week. That's all you need to do.

[Anonymous No.15974518]

I highly doubt you’re invited to someone’s home for dinner often enough to decline on the basis of pet ownership, faggot.

[Anonymous No.15974519]

>>15974299
That's a fair point, but if you absolutely want a pet you shouldn't get a cat. Especially if space is an issue.

[Anonymous No.15974525]

>>15974500
If you have a mouse problem it could be as simple as you gave a having a hole around your air conditioning unit's hose entering the house. Somebody with a cockroach problem is far more likely to be a slob than somebody with a mouse problem.
>t. Works in pest control

[Anonymous No.15974532]

I don't know why, but it triggers me when people are a little TOO obsessed with their dog. Have you ever met people like that? It's okay to love your dog, but some people take it way too far. Like, I'm sorry dude, I know you love your dog but I could not care less about him. Please stop bringing him up and please stop trying to bring him over to my house.

[Anonymous No.15974558]

>>15973727
>commenting on how someone hates and loves cats as based or cringe

Based.

[Anonymous No.15974564]

>>15974532
Yeah, I agree. Any pet obsession is kinds weird.

I once visited one of my grandma's friend whose cat had recently died and the poor woman was loudly sobbing, saying "why did you leave me", talking about the cat. Put me off of cats forever.

[Anonymous No.15974598]

>>15973727
t. cat

[Anonymous No.15974602]

test

[Anonymous No.15974610]

>>15973775

[Anonymous No.15974617]

>>15974564
Lol fuck that old lady and her stupid emotions

[Anonymous No.15974650]

>muh dog loyalty
its weird that people talk about this and have no idea what they're saying. dogs are actually emotionally attached to their owners, its not a simple greed relationship.
that being said,
FUCK DOGS
FUCK CATS
RODENTS, INSECTS, REPTILES, FISH
ARE BASED

[Anonymous No.15974671]

>>15973707
Kitties are nice but people who own indoor pets are kinda dirty. They always smell like pee or dog butt holes, they are always covered with hair and dander. It’s just not a good look.

[Anonymous No.15974680]

>>15974617
I don't mean it like that. Of course she was suffering, but it's not healthy to get THAT upset over a pet. I felt sorry for her, I really did, but cats became creepy to me.

[Anonymous No.15974687]

>>15974650
No

[Anonymous No.15974689]

>>15974687
Cope

[Anonymous No.15974720]

>>15974687
He's not wrong, dogs have a stronger relationship with their owners than other animals, especially if raised from a pup. He is wrong about pets, all pets are emotional crutches

[Anonymous No.15974729]

>>15974720
>all pets are emotional crutches
what about work animals?
a dog can actually perform a service so it's not inconcievable that you can have a pet dog and not be using it as an emotional crutch.
you wouldn't say a hammer is an emotional crutch lol

[Anonymous No.15974737]

>>15974532
The last two times I went to the vet, the staff asked me "are you [cat]'s mommy?" when I went to pick him up. What the fuck is wrong with these retards? They're grown fucking human beings working in health care! If this was a human doctor's office would they be offering to kiss my booboos all better? Fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.15974744]

>>15974671
>they are always covered with hair
uh

[Anonymous No.15974748]

>>15974737
Petparents and #PITBULLMOMMIES are the worst kinds of people, I swear. They are not your fucking "fur babies" they're your god damn pets.

[Anonymous No.15974752]

>>15974748
>pitbull
>pet
thats a home defense weapon

[Anonymous No.15974762]

>>15974729
>what about work animals?
I explained here that they are an exception >>15974299
>you wouldn't say a hammer is an emotional crutch lol
That's a bad example to use because you're comparing an animal with an object

[Anonymous No.15974768]

>>15974748
This. Just because your pet is the bandage you put on the dark void inside of you caused by knowing you're too much of a fuck-up to ever properly raise an actual child doesn't mean mine is. He's my weird roommate who shits in the corner and makes bee sounds when I rub his belly.

[Anonymous No.15974776]

>>15974762
ah thank you, i didn't see that post my bad. and i don't think it's a particularly bad comparison. a better one would be comparing an animal to a machine like a truck or power tool, but it doesn''t really matter because the point has nothing to do with the differences between an animal and an object, but their similarities.
people gotta remember, analogies aren't meant to prove something theyre just there to help convey an idea.

[Anonymous No.15974840]

This isn't food related

[Anonymous No.15974855]

>>15973754
So? Keep your cat fucking inside, problem solved.

[Anonymous No.15974867]

>>15973842
No you have cats that know to do it when you're not looking.

[Anonymous No.15974877]

>>15973748
Dogs are harder to take care of. You have to take them out several times every single day regardless of the weather.

[Anonymous No.15974882]

>>15973748
I like dogs, but I hate "dog parents" or people who "kiss" their dogs in the mouth or let the dog sleep in their beds.

[Anonymous No.15974918]

gato strechie

[Anonymous No.15974919]

>>15973707
multi-hob induction cooktop is awesome and great.

[Anonymous No.15974923]

>>15974737
>staff is clearly trying to be polite and use what’s become basically the standard terminology of the day
>get triggered
I bet you’re the sort of person who loses their shit if a cashier tells you merry Christmas.

[Anonymous No.15974938]

>>15974191
It's not hard to clean the counter tops prior to food preparation either.

[Anonymous No.15974944]

>>15974744
People notice even if they aren’t telling you, pigpen.

[Anonymous No.15974961]

>>15974313
>Cats are dirty
cats are constantly cleaning themselves you fuck

[Anonymous No.15974965]

>>15974944
Slobs have shit on their clothes whether they have pets or not.
If not fur, it will be some sort of food stain or something.

[Anonymous No.15974966]

look at op larping that he gets invited to someone's house lol

[Anonymous No.15974975]

>>15974923
>basically the standard terminology of the day
Not to anyone who doesn't breed with close genetic relatives. Nice to see there are still contrarians on 4chan who will declare themselves in favor of any sort of retardation if it gives them the basis for an argument.

[Anonymous No.15974979]

>>15974965
All dog and cat owners are covered with fur, dander, and the reek of pet anus. All of them. They smell.

[Anonymous No.15974990]

>>15974313
>They also tend to have mental issues they deal with by dragging a mutt everywhere they go.
so far...the most mentally ill people i have ever interacted with are 9/10 times cat owners, not dog
Also i worked for a moving company for 2 years and i can guarantee to all of you that cat owners are fucking disgusting and insane compared to dog owners

[Anonymous No.15974998]

>>15974737
>"are you [cat]'s mommy?"
>standard terminology

[Anonymous No.15975000]

>>15974966
catfag absolutely SEETHING

[Anonymous No.15975002]

>>15973707
Finally someone who says this. Pet owners are retarded

[Anonymous No.15975006]

>>15975000
Cat and dog fags both smell and look disgusting with their animal hair clinging to their clothes.

[Anonymous No.15975007]

>>15973859
>he cooks food on his lawn

[Anonymous No.15975009]

>>15974975
You sound awfully upset, friend.
>Not to anyone who doesn't breed with close genetic relatives.
Actually it’s rural vets who are most likely to not use that terminology.
But over the last number of years, it’s become much more common for people to complain it’s ‘uncaring’ or whatever for vet staff or other people in the pet industry to use the term “owner”. Because some bullshit about how you can’t ‘own’ a living thing.
You’re the only contrarian here, as you can’t stop for 5sec and consider why someone working in that field might use such a term. You immediately decide it’s because everyone is stupider than you, case closed.
>declare themselves in favor of any sort of retardation if it gives them the basis for an argument.
What the fuck are you even talking about? I didn’t say I’m in favor of it. I’m not autistic so frankly I don’t care either way. I’m simply saying you’re retarded for taking it so personally.

[Anonymous No.15975010]

>>15975006
not as disgusting as you lol

[Anonymous No.15975021]

>>15973968
My cat doesn't do any of this stuff except shed but so does my wife

[Anonymous No.15975025]

>>15975021
mai wat

[Anonymous No.15975066]

[Anonymous No.15975068]

>>15974308
kek

[Anonymous No.15975075]

>>15975066
is that because niggers like pitbulls or do niggers like pitbulls because of that?

[Anonymous No.15975078]

>>15975075
not sure, but they definitely correlate

[Anonymous No.15975079]

>>15974506
>Hemingway
He was closeted homo faggot who sucked dicks to make his books sell and took it up the ass for rent money.
Get real loser

[Anonymous No.15975084]

>>15975079
>

[Anonymous No.15975085]

>>15973748
the Internet is full of cats, because dog people actually go outside...

[Anonymous No.15975086]

>>15973754
Dogs will slaughter little billy from down the block for fun.

[Anonymous No.15975090]

>>15975084
So no rebuttal there to prove me wrong, just a meme?
Thanks for being in agreement about my statement.

[Anonymous No.15975092]

>>15975079
based, if spainbros had better aim, world would be better off. Hemingway, Tuchman, orwell

[Anonymous No.15975095]

>>15975086
That's a point in their favour, pussy.

[Anonymous No.15975098]

>>15975085
anyone basing his personality around fucking animal needs to be medicated and sent to a fat camp asap. Also dogs without a leash should be shot on sight and grinded into a paste to feed the homeless

[Anonymous No.15975100]

>>15975085
You can take pictures outside too, though.

[Anonymous No.15975105]

>>15975100
what an ugly dog. even by fucking dog standarts

[Anonymous No.15975125]

>>15975090
listen, i know you are coming off your meds kid, so dont take anything I say personally but...this has to be the most retarded and in-concise post ever imaged up in some little wog smoothbrain like yourself. I mean genuinely how can you even come to the conclusion you have? You think what, because Hemingway had some viewpoints you simply do not agree with that all of his points are invalid and “reddit”? All of your futile stomping and shouting like the toddler you are is only making you look even more retarded by the second

If it were up to me I would skin Hemingway haters alive in the street and feed their testicles to the sewer rats after castrating them with a box cutter, then i would lynch them with cheese wire so faggots that disparage and shit talk Hemingway would never slander his name again

get a fucking clue

[Anonymous No.15975132]

>>15973867
cats? since parrots don't stink at all ime

[Anonymous No.15975134]

>>15975125
what a fucking fagg. i go follow hemingway you stupid cuck. proper man isnt interested in his faggy nihilistic crap.

[Anonymous No.15975135]

>anon goes full retard because his obiedient slave rolled in a dead shit again
>cat chads don't need constant affirmation because they know their worth

[Anonymous No.15975136]

>>15973707
induction isn't that bad.

[Anonymous No.15975142]

>>15975136

[Anonymous No.15975144]

>>15975105
I love her for her personality, not her looks, you fucking dogfucker.

[Anonymous No.15975152]

>>15975144
i am sure you say that to yourself every day as you return to such a hideous beast

[Anonymous No.15975154]

>>15975144
pitfags are subhumans, I hope a law gets passed soon that allows for people to shoot and kill pitniggers on sight

[Anonymous No.15975157]

>>15975154
That's not a pit, though

[Anonymous No.15975163]

>>15975157
close enough. obama is a nigger too

[Anonymous No.15975166]

>>15974506
Real men love all things. Only women are incapable of loving something for arbitrary reasons like species. Men establish camaraderie. Women don't even know what the word camaraderie is.

[Anonymous No.15975173]

>>15975157
>not a pit

[Anonymous No.15975201]

>>15975144
good that you love her because no one else does

[Anonymous No.15975215]

>>15974498
Do you pour your cat's food on the floor or what?

[Anonymous No.15975230]

>>15973748
Every time a catfag tries to explain how cool their cat is, it's always something close to
>he just/almost like a dog
Just get a dog you faggot.

Also cat owners are typically betas and women.

[Anonymous No.15975258]

>>15975230
just get a smelly beast that you have to break, otherwise it barks like a faggot seeing non queer owned restaurants

[Anonymous No.15975286]

>>15975258
>smelly
bathe it
>barks
train it and socialize it

There are no bad dogs just bad owners, and also pit bulls

[Anonymous No.15975291]

>goes in /ck/ thread
>barely fucking ontopic post to be found
>thread still lasted that long
Newfags ruin everything

>>15973707
Redflags have to be shitty food alternatives like margarine and other diet shit that only fatfucks use. Any fucking meme diet like vegetarian, birdpoop-core or even keto is dead on arrival, if you are getting visitors you shouldn't forced your gay shit onto them and if you are too autistic to let them eat proper food then just bring them in your home. Try hard presentation as in larping as some masterful(read:homosexual) chef from some 5*(read:overrated trash) restaurent despite being at home with other people you know.
If you are going to impress someone with your own cooking, you shouldn't need to larp as a faggy metrosexual """chef""" and if you are into meme diet you are simply not adequate to profess whatever shit opinion you have about food.

[Anonymous No.15975295]

>>15974961
mr slave licks my asshole every time i shit does that mean it's clean enough to eat off?

[Anonymous No.15975302]

>>15975291
>WAHHHHHH!!!! I-ITS OFF TOPIC!!!!
also
>anime poster

[Anonymous No.15975308]

>>15974281
>cat brings home parasites that infest the house

[Anonymous No.15975323]

>>15975135
This basically. Dogcels think catchads are beta because they just aren't obnoxious attention whores.

[Anonymous No.15975324]

>>15975286
wet and fresh dogs smell marginally better than dog after rolling in a dead fish
owned two dogs, i would die for them when they were still alive but cats are infinitely cleaner (depends on the cat though)
and there are no bad cats, just retards letting their cats near anything kitchen related

[Anonymous No.15975336]

>>15975308
>letting your cat outside without supervision
>dog putting its nose in literal shit infested by parasites

[Anonymous No.15975345]

>>15974768
What if I believe that to bring consciousness into being is an act of violence and that’s why I won’t have kids?

[Woodshop Guy No.15975352]

>>15973747
Damn straight

[Anonymous No.15975357]

>>15975323
>>15975336

cat haters don't have dogs we just laugh at how dumb and smelly and dog obsessed you are

[Anonymous No.15975363]

>>15975345
Then you're a failed human. Off yourself.

[Anonymous No.15975371]

>>15975100
She looks like a strong girl

[Anonymous No.15975379]

>>15975157
Terrier mix for sure. Pittie haters get the rope though

[Anonymous No.15975384]

>>15975302
anime website bitch boy

[Anonymous No.15975392]

>>15975363
Humans are a failed race, we should stop having kids en masse

[Anonymous No.15975399]

>>15975357
Whatever you say, dog fucker.

[Anonymous No.15975411]

>>15975399
i know you can't stop thinking about fucking dogs but it's really not healthy, you know

[Anonymous No.15975413]

>>15973747
Absolutely. Caturday these days would be full of
>YOURE CRAZY TOXO TOXO TOXO KILL ALL CATS IM MENTALLY STABLE UNLIKE YOU!

[Anonymous No.15975414]

This is why you should have both

[Anonymous No.15975423]

15975357
dogshitting all the time
>no u

[Anonymous No.15975424]

>>15973772
Hardcore projection.
>Dog thread
>Proceeds as normal, I'll even compliment a cute or cool dog
>Cat thread
>GOD I HATE CATS REEEEEE TOXO BRAIN REEEEE
I can only assume it's autists with fat hamhooks that can't pet a cat like a non spaz and end up clawed.

[Anonymous No.15975431]

>>15973840
You're projecting pretty hard there, pal.

[Anonymous No.15975438]

>>15973862
No. Only when they turn feral.

[Anonymous No.15975439]

>>15975424
>>15975431
i don't think you know what projection means

[Anonymous No.15975454]

>>15975025
underrated post

[Anonymous No.15975456]

>>15974882
That's the funniest part. They talk about toxoplasmosis but then ignore that their dogs literally eat feral kitten shit (which actually does contain toxo frequently) before the dog licks their lips.
Shit, you're literally more likely to get it from eating unwashed vegetables than you are from owning a cat.

[Anonymous No.15975467]

>>15975439
dogfag
>see a picture of a cat
>REEEEEE IM GOING INSANE DOGS ARE BETTER
>Calm down
>REEEEEEEEE OBSESSED

catfag
>see a picture of a dog
>keep scrolling

Yeah, you're definitely projecting.

[Anonymous No.15975472]

>>15975371
Thank you, she is.

>>15975379
She's a wholebread staffordshire bull terrier

[Anonymous No.15975483]

>>15975456
>their dogs literally eat feral kitten shit
I’ve always thought this is funny.
>cats bury their shit
>a dog will literally dig that shit up and eat it. Even though they have access to actual food, they will go for another animal’s shit instead.
So basically chad apex predator vs virgin shit-eating scavenger

[Anonymous No.15975484]

>>15975438
Yeah, nah. My friends own dogs and they will dig up a nest of rabbits or whatever and wolf them down in a heartbeat. They'd eat birds too if they could catch them. Shit, a dog killed three of my guinea fowl, but they are dumb and rarely fly despite the fact that they can, so I barely consider them birds.
Not even mad, it's just natural instinct in both cases.

[Anonymous No.15975486]

>>15973707
You would never be invited in faggot

[Anonymous No.15975489]

>>15975132
>>15973909
My ex had birds, they definitely smell.
Ferrets are the worst though. Cats are only worse than dogs if you're a lazy slob, otherwise dogs are worse. Especially if it's a lazy slob with a dog.

[Anonymous No.15975511]

>>15975489
>Cats are only worse than dogs if you're a lazy slob
That's the number 1 reason that someone who wants a pet gets a cat
>it's independent
>low maintenance
Basically "I can ignore it for large swaths of time".

[Anonymous No.15975517]

>>15975511
I mean, if you get a cat door or put it out for a few hours it's not even an issue then. I was more referring to cats with litter boxes.

[Anonymous No.15975527]

>>15973772
who would win here?
owls and cats are both apex predators with some pretty gnarly equipment. My first thought was the cat being more in trouble, more out of its element, but I don't know if owls are used to picking up something that ferocious. I think the cat makes it outta this one but sleeps with one eye open.

[Anonymous No.15975537]

>>15975527
Owls are fierce, like all birds of prey, so the owl if it's big enough.
But even the big owls are probably only going to go after a cat if it's really hungry or it's basically a kitten.

[Anonymous No.15975541]

>>15975527
Nah, the owl wins for sure. Do you know fast those motherfucks slam into their prey from the sky? The impact alone combined with their razor sharp claws would probably kill most house cats instantly

[Anonymous No.15975583]

>>15975541
I'm the post above yours, but that cat is 100% alive and pissed off. It seems it could go either way in this specific case, slight advantage to the owl.
I've seen cats get hit by a car, get up, and run away. They may have died later, but still.

[Anonymous No.15975594]

>>15975467
i don't think you know what projection means

[Anonymous No.15975612]

>>15975594
Hilariously enough, your projecting your own ignorance right now, assuming you aren't being willfully ignorant.

[Anonymous No.15975614]

>>15973718
by fucking training and disciplining them, you dipshit
>b-but cats are assholes, you cant stop them from do-
Yes you can
Dont be a shitty lazy unresponsible cat owner

t.i have 2 cats that know never to jump up onto furniture and know never to walk into carpeted areas of the house or the kitchen

[Anonymous No.15975627]

>>15973867
cats shit outside so that'd be parrots, my dude

[Anonymous No.15975634]

>>15974155
>They bring nothing of value to their owner.
says the cityfag
if you live anywhere rural you NEED at least 1 cat to keep mice and other pests down.

[Anonymous No.15975658]

>>15973707
Based gato keeping my food safe from random /ck/ muncher tramps

[Anonymous No.15975677]

>>15975612
you're getting closer, but i still don't think you know what projection means

[Anonymous No.15975687]

>>15975634
no you don't you need to shoot cats in the face and let the snakes and hawks do their thing
even a terrier will do a better job than a useless faggot cat

[Anonymous No.15975709]

>>15973748
what the hell are you talking about? dog people are generally chill about pets, with the exception of maybe the fags who buy dogs specifically for intimidation and to look macho. cat people all seem to have a weird superiority complex of being so tough because they have a pet that absolutely hates them half the time (which isn't even true for all cats in my experience), and need to let absolutely everyone know.

[Anonymous No.15976655]

>>15975413
>>15973719
Please fuck off back to r eddit dogfag, nobody uses that language

[Anonymous No.15976778]

I just hate animal fur

[Anonymous No.15976878]

>>15975627
Every cat owner I've ever seen has an indoor litterbox.

[Anonymous No.15976892]

[Anonymous No.15977023]

>>15973718
My cat never gets on the counters because he can't since there's so much trash and shit. It's the perfect system. But he gets into my pots and pans so I guess he gets the last laugh.

[Anonymous No.15977044]

>>15973754
So do dogs.

[Anonymous No.15977049]

>>15973747
Based

[Anonymous No.15977052]

>>15973754
based

[Anonymous No.15977053]

>>15974216
My mother owns cats and she is the cleanest person I have ever met.

[Anonymous No.15977061]

>>15974308
It's also spread by dogs.

[Anonymous No.15977066]

>>15973748
I don't really like either. If you want a pet have a fish. Dogs are for work, cats are for nothing.

[Anonymous No.15977079]

>>15975612
epic fail, anon...

[Anonymous No.15977091]

>>15973707
Cats are great. As soon as you see them you know straight away that the owner is insecure and has had relationship problems in the past. No easier target than an insecure one.

[Anonymous No.15977174]

>>15973912
>>Can’t see the back of the fridge on any shelf.
What?

[Anonymous No.15977182]

>>15973735
I just don't understand why people put litter boxes in the kitchen of all places. I don't even have garbage cans in my kitchen, only recyclables. Why would you want feces particles and rotting food scraps right next to your fresh food and utensils?

[Anonymous No.15977191]

ok but between the two which one tastes better

[Anonymous No.15977214]

>>15974511
Retarded nigger detected who doesn't understand basic science. "Clean" your bench, swab it, culture it and let's see what friends your cat's asshole has left for you, you stupid faggot.

[Anonymous No.15977223]

>>15977182
Cat people bro. These are the sort of people that don't realize their whole house smells like cat piss. They're on a whole other spectrum.

[Anonymous No.15977367]

>>15977223
it's crazy how much catfag houses smell like piss and shit
every single one
they will all vehemently deny it too
are they lying or in denial or what?

[Anonymous No.15977516]

>>15973747
True

[Anonymous No.15978116]

>>15973707
people who let there cats on the counter is nasty, Im fine with any furniture, I let my dog sleep in bed, but you got to draw the fucking line somewhere

[Anonymous No.15978124]

>>15973748
it's because cats are fucking gay and only mentally ill people want to raise one
>>15974882
>not letting your dog sleep in bed
retarded paranoia
>>15975456
>letting your dog eat shit
supervise your fucking dog no shit

[Anonymous No.15978131]

>>15973718
Water gun makes kitty learn what to stay off.

[Anonymous No.15978132]

>>15977367
Nah the human body just gets accustomed to it. My dealers grows his stuff at his house and his place REEKS but he says he can't smell anything. I'm just waiting to roll up one day and find out the cops raided it.

[Anonymous No.15978140]

>>15973747
This

[Anonymous No.15978141]

>>15977044
Feral dogs. And even then, it's 90% of the time for food or because they feel threatened. Some domesticated will enjoy killing if they've been trained to do so, but the gratification of pleasing their master. All cats instinctively get joy from the act of killing.

[Anonymous No.15978201]

>have hots for girl
>Dating different girl who ends up becoming besties with her
>All 3 always hanging out
>GF is cool, but this other girl just made me melt
>Invites us to house for dinner because she loves to cook and parentsbros gone
>big house in country
>Hey Anon and Anon GF
>Has me a 6 pack of Bass Ale because hard to find in area and I love it.
>Notice house has different projects going on like part of floor torn up and no carpet
>Been remodeling for a couple years apparently with 3 bros and dad.
>Tells us dinner is ready made this rosemary pork tenderloin, potatoes au gratin, and spinach salad.
>Eat in living room because kitchen table has power tools all over it.
>Food is great, thinking how I may dump GF and move in after tonight
>Decide to start movie (Scott Pilgrim shit)
>Go get beer from kitchen because GF had to pee and hottie had important call.
>See the pork loin and au gratin in oven
>See around kitchen
>No shit fucking 35-50 roaches in the kitchen
>Floor, wall, appliances, like end of Creepshow.
>Just watch for a minute in awe and disgust
>Instaboner killed, grab rest of beer to stay out kitchen
>Tell Roach Princess I did find the beer and she didn't think anything was amiss.
>Decide not to spend night and GF and I leave
>Tell GF about it on way home.
>End up checking each other for roaches before going in apartment

She turned into a tumblrina cunt who literally had first husband on a fucking points system for pussy.
>GF ended up being wife material and married her.

thanks for reading my blog reddit.

[Anonymous No.15978210]

>>15978201
Fucking hell I read all of that and it is terrible, not worthy of this website at all. Go away, you're an awful poster.

[Anonymous No.15978220]

If the kitchen is dirty or whoever is cooking doesn't wash their hands, then I don't hang around.

[Anonymous No.15978243]

>>15978210

[Anonymous No.15978255]

>>15978124
>cats gay but i only like dogs because they lick my peanut buttered neo vagina

[Anonymous No.15978263]

I like both cats and dogs, but mine are all outdoor animals. None of them live indoors.

I've always wanted a pet skunk. Unfortunately, it is illegal to keep a pet skunk around here without a permit and they aren't issuing permits. If I did have a pet skunk, it would be an outdoor animal as well.

[Anonymous No.15978267]

>>15973707
What's wrong with asian cuisine?

[Anonymous No.15978316]

>>15973748
>>15973747
>>15973735
I love animals, but I wont keep a pet. you can love animals and still think they're disgusting, heck even people are disgusting. But pets, you can't control their filth, it gets everywhere, I love dogs and cats, but I keep a clean house so no animals.
>t. someone who's been to the houses of shitloads of people with different pets, always disgusting and hair everywhere, in the couch, in their clothes, in the fucking food too.

[Anonymous No.15978371]

>>15975456
imagine defending an animal that shits up the global food supply

[Anonymous No.15978408]

>>15973707
>not wanting a cat stretching in the kitchen
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.15978425]

>>15974054
This, all pets are dirty

[Anonymous No.15978434]

>>15974290
>Pest control
That's what traps are for

[Anonymous No.15978576]

>>15973904
I'm your fucking master nigger pig. I asked. I get what I want. You'll sit and listen.

[Anonymous No.15978587]

>>15973735
Why would you block your cupboards with an oven?

[Anonymous No.15978593]

>>15974506
And Poe

[Anonymous No.15978606]

>>15974610

[Anonymous No.15978681]

>>15978587
no one is accusing catfaggots of being smart

[Anonymous No.15978690]

>>15973747
>oh, lolcats? yup, those were the days *siiip*

[Anonymous No.15978817]

Based British Moggie.

Op is probably an sjw Corbyn supporter.

[Anonymous No.15978999]

>>15974938
Yea you could sweep and disinfect every single surface thoroughly before you use it.
Alternatively you could not be a bitch and just train your cat.

[Anonymous No.15979179]

>>15973718
My cat can't climb up there because she's fat

[Anonymous No.15979510]

>>15974308
If you’ve ever played in a sand box as a child you probably got it anyways.

[Anonymous No.15979565]

>>15978201
>have hots for girl
this cannot possibly end well, literally stopped reading here

[Anonymous No.15979587]

>>15973718
You train them. Anybody that doesn't train their pet simple rules, is just flat out not fit to own one. God forbid they actually have children and let them grow up to be entitled brats.

[Anonymous No.15979618]

>>15973912
>Can’t see the back of the fridge on any shelf.
What the fuck does this mean? ESL-kun?

[Anonymous No.15979626]

>>15973718
>>15974867
/diy/ here. I have a motion sensor that has a recording of me yelling "HEY FAGGOT" whenever something gets on the counter. The more times it happens without being reset it add more gain and drops the pitch slightly. If the cat doesn't get off after 3 seconds a fire alarm goes off and lights start flashing. That's only happened twice, once when I wasn't home and the neighbor a quarter mile away called the cops and once while I was asleep.

If I'm home they don't get up there.

[Anonymous No.15979659]

>>15975135

Owning a cat is literally like simping.

"No I don't need any attention or affirmation from you! I'll pick up your shit and give you nummies regardless!"

You pay for their existence and shower them in gifts, praying you get scraps in return.

My dog however is a lovable rascal who absolutely loves to show his appreciation for me and our relationship.

[Anonymous No.15979667]

>>15979659
Nah cats can show their affection for you in their own way. Last night my cat had her claw stuck in something that hurt, I helped her out and she sat on my lap and purred for hours afterwords. Cats don't give you unearned affection.

[Anonymous No.15979668]

>>15975384

[Anonymous No.15979693]

>>15973747
agreed

[Anonymous No.15979773]

I own a cat AND a dog.

[Anonymous No.15979777]

>>15979773
are they attached at the ass?

[Anonymous No.15979787]

>>15979777
Just a feline, canine little catdog

[Anonymous No.15979837]

>>15973859
>hating cays means you must love dogs
Animal companion fags are the worst most cuked and pathetic shits ever. Just think they literally let themselves be enslaved by an animal and groups together to feel superior by which animal gets to enslave them.

[Anonymous No.15979857]

>>15979668
Today I will remind the eternal summerfag....

[Anonymous No.15979873]

>>15979857
>using an 8 year old post by some dead faggot who sold the site out to simp for some whore

[Anonymous No.15979891]

>>15975075
Thats the chickin or nog question.

[Anonymous No.15979914]

>>15975527
In some countries owls are getting extinct because of cats hunting them(other day saw an Aussie anon complaining about this).

[Anonymous No.15979917]

>>15979857

[Anonymous No.15979918]

>>15973747
100% this

[Anonymous No.15979922]

>>15979914
Well, if an Australian on 4chan says it...

[Anonymous No.15980185]

>>15979668
I like cute things. Have a problem gay man?
"anime is so gay bro Im way too cool for that I only post wojacks and epic pepe's on greentext.com"
I bet you think your clever
I can already smell the cheeto dust between your unbrushed teeth blegh its disgusting.
Go back to baby bitch faggots.com boy this place isnt for you. I think it's time for mom to wipe the sweat from under your man boobs. Dont want an infection right?
oh Papa, please papa why won't you love me
Oh its because you sit in a greasy ass chair posting your gay comments on /ck/ all day son.
I bet you were that weird friendless kid who smelled like death and had gay little mario merchandise on his backpack. I honestly almost feel bad bullying you to suicide.
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.15980242]

>>15974281
cats that are allowed to roam freely are responsible for endangering multitudes of bird species. Stop doing this

[Anonymous No.15980280]

>>15975614
>never to walk into carpeted areas
poor things

[Anonymous No.15980287]

>>15979857
>>15979917
i miss OG moot like you wouldnt believe

[Anonymous No.15980297]

>>15975086
Incorrect, my dog will only slaughter little Daquan

[Anonymous No.15980321]

>>15973747
yep

[Anonymous No.15980338]

>>15974281
>let it go outside freely
If I see a cat on my property, I shoot it and throw away the collar, if there is one. Cats are a menace as per >>15980242

[Anonymous No.15980342]

>>15975527
The owl is fucked if it can't get a good grip to stop itself from getting bitten as the opening move. The cat's built a lot tougher since it doesn't need to fly, it's really flexible, and it has a strong enough bite to crush the hollow bones of the owl. If they can both bite each other there's no way for the owl to win.

[Anonymous No.15980346]

>>15979626
I hope this level of autism is real.

[Anonymous No.15980503]

>>15973707
they literally puke anywhere

[Anonymous No.15981206]

>>15975125
>hurr durr meds
kys

[Anonymous No.15981216]

Oh yes when it comes to pets, I keep just the very best.

[Anonymous No.15981244]

>>15980338
thank you for your service

[Anonymous No.15981267]

>>15980338
Hope you die

[Anonymous No.15981281]

>>15980338
>killing your neighbors pets to own the libs
I bet you actually believe you are doing the world a favor but killing yourself would have a better impact.

[Anonymous No.15981289]

>>15980338
>t. sociopath/menace to society

[Anonymous No.15981299]

>>15981216
>I keep just the very best.
>isn't a snake

[Anonymous No.15981307]

>>15980242
Don't worry, mine is declawed.

[Anonymous No.15981320]

>>15980338
doing the lord's work
eliminating pests AND triggering catfaggots

[Anonymous No.15981370]

>>15980338
4/10

[Anonymous No.15981451]

>say you don't want to eat cat lint
>280 posts of unhinged tantrums ensue

[Anonymous No.15981735]

>>15981307

[Anonymous No.15981739]

>>15973747
>no more caturdays
idk where we are now

[Anonymous No.15981809]

>>15975614
Cats are incapable of learning, they literally don't have the brain capacity

[Anonymous No.15981820]

>>15973747
This. Return to tradition. Bring back caturdays.

[Anonymous No.15981834]

>>15974290
They're terrible for pest control, if you actually want to remove pests get a game ratting type terrier

[Anonymous No.15981846]

>>15973747
I owned a cat before and they are disgusting puking and pissing creatures.
Never again

[Anonymous No.15981970]

>>15981289
Sure, he's a sociopath for taking a disadvantageous social position to his own social detriment...

Buddy, your idea of what "sociopath" means was a lie told to you by a real sociopath.

[Anonymous No.15981990]

>>15981846
lol i know so many people like you who fell for the cat meme 10 - 20 years ago
gives me schadenfreude

[Anonymous No.15981996]

>>15981846
yep, they're like children. owners have to love them even though there are far more issues than good times. what are they going to do? admit they regret getting them lol?

[Anonymous No.15982078]

>>15981970
>Sure, he's a sociopath for taking a disadvantageous social position to his own social detriment...
What is this supposed to mean?

[Anonymous No.15982114]

>>15975527
>pick up
>drop
>repeat swoop
an apex eating another apex predator means one is hungry as all fuck, in which case, the cat is probably going to win depending on whether this is city or countryside. that owl is either desperate for food or stupid, and not just stupid for probably thinking the cat was something else. but it definitely could win.

[Anonymous No.15982128]

>>15976892
fuck off

[Anonymous No.15982134]

>>15981970
mental illness

[Anonymous No.15982993]

>>15979179
ha same here, fat bastard

[Anonymous No.15983002]

>>15973747
Damn never thought of it like that

[Anonymous No.15983470]

>>15975687
>>15975687
>let the snakes
no
this straight up proves you're retarded.
if you let a mouse plague happen, then the snake plague comes a month later.
you DONT want a snake plague in rural Australia
and it's always the dipshit retarded farmers who shoot cats that have mouse problems every fucking autumn and they complain about it every fucking autumn and cry to the news "iunno mate how dis happen?"

[Anonymous No.15983471]

>>15977182
>kitchen
literally never seen anyone do this
usually people put it in the laundry, or just let their cat shit outside

[Anonymous No.15983473]

>>15973747
I just always hated all animals

[Anonymous No.15983474]

>>15978201
could've been summed up with
>went to dinner at some slut's house
>dinner was OK
>went to get a beer
>kitchen covered in cockroaches
>nope.jpg and went home
learn to tell a story
half of your "details" were irrelevant and just made the story drone on.

[Anonymous No.15983479]

>>15983473
we hate you too

[Anonymous No.15983513]

>>15973707
Holy crap it doesn't fucking matter

[Anonymous No.15983537]

>>15973748
I have both and like both. They both have their place in a home

[Anonymous No.15983607]

>>15973707
>not cooking with your cat
Seriously?

[Anonymous No.15983702]

Why do people get so autistic about other people's choice of pets?
I'm a catfag and think all dogs but pitbulls are pretty based.

[Anonymous No.15983707]

>>15983702
cat owners are like idiots. you know how idiots don't know they're idiots right? Thats just like how cat owners don't realize they do all the stupid things and have the same stupid traits that other cat owners do.

[Anonymous No.15983711]

>>15983707
>getting this worked up over literally nothing

[Anonymous No.15983714]

>>15973707
Yet, you'll cart your fat ass to a buffet and chow down.

Put down the fork, faggot.

[Anonymous No.15983719]

>>15983707
Nice bullshit. Dunning-Kruger: the post.

[Anonymous No.15983725]

>>15983711
I'm not getting worked up. I'm just stating facts. If you read it that way then you're show your bias and are just looking for a fight.

[Anonymous No.15983730]

>>15983725
>I'm just stating facts.
But they're not facts? They lack evidence.

[Anonymous No.15983962]

>>15983470
maybe store your grain in such a way that it doesn't cause plagues of vermin

[Anonymous No.15984460]

I'm out if I see this shit

[Anonymous No.15984637]

Dogs are not indoor pets. Cats are. As long as you have room for a litter box that isn't in an area that people go regularly and it is cleaned daily, cats are fine. Anything besides a small dog or hypoallergenic no-shed dogs are gross and get hair everywhere.

[Anonymous No.15984639]

>>15974313
>their heckin good boyes are "loyal" and not just trying to get fed
If we're going to be that petty then human interactions are also influenced by self interest.
You don't have to like dogs but there's no excuse to be such a miserable cunt.

[Anonymous No.15984786]

>>15984639
He is right in a way though. Some dogs can be loyal no matter what, like my next door neighbors dog. The ones that don't get trained properly and not treated wellare usually the ones that just want the food