Microwave

[Anonymous No.15966463]

Why do some people have such a hate boner for this reliable fellow?

[Anonymous No.15966474]

Microwaves are the cornerstone of western civilization, anybody who hates them is a backwards savage

[Anonymous No.15966570]

cuz microwaves wear a tinfoil hat on their door, its a white Supremacist conspiracy theory, just go doorless

[Anonymous No.15966604]

>>15966463
Microwaves are an inferior method of heating up anything that isn't liquid (like soup) or pasta.

The oven or a pan will always make your leftovers taste better than using a microwave.

[Anonymous No.15966953]

Ask me how do i know you're a fat fuck who eats frozen food from costco.

[Anonymous No.15966967]

I pretty much just use mine for melting butter and reheating leftovers. I haven’t made a microwave ready meal in years.

[Anonymous No.15966968]

>>15966463
When I was 3-4 I put a cat in one and turned it on. My mom saved it before it exploded

[Anonymous No.15966972]

>>15966474
how fat are you america joseph?

[Hannahposter !zHANNAHwX2 No.15966973]

No idea, I don't use mine for much but it's useful for defrosting meat

[Anonymous No.15966990]

>>15966973
Popcorn

[Anonymous No.15967008]

>>15966990
Better made on stovetop with coconut oil and butter

[Anonymous No.15967013]

>>15966604
>The oven or a pan will always make your leftovers taste better than using a microwave.
Yeah but they are inconvenient.

[Anonymous No.15967020]

>>15967008
>Coconut oil
Go back, rabbi. I'm not eating your shitty oil

[Hannahposter !zHANNAHwX2 No.15967028]

>>15966990
Do people really eat popcorn at home?
I've only ever had it at movie theaters and amusement parks

[Anonymous No.15967032]

>>15967020
because soybean oil and canola oil or whatever industrial crap they use in microwave popcorn is so much better for you.

[Anonymous No.15967044]

>>15967032
>Implying I'm eating that shit
Once again, go back.

[Anonymous No.15967055]

>>15967044
You are severely mentally ill and should stop posting and get help.

[Anonymous No.15967064]

>>15967028
yeah I just made some with a little lowry's seasoning salt in a wok. it's honestly a pretty good low calorie snack :)

[Anonymous No.15967066]

>>15967055
>Mentally ill
>The coconut oil eater
Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.15967072]

Plenty of people have never owned a good microwave.

If you're not spending at LEAST $200 it was probably shit.

A good microwave is a boon to any kitchen.

[Anonymous No.15967217]

Probably the myths that microwaves cause cancer. I heard about it, did some research, and there doesn't seem to be a major link between microwaves and cancer. Still though: toaster ovens give you more control thus a better cook, and with a lesser risk of cancer, why not use toaster ovens instead? They also tend to be cheaper and more reliable.

[Anonymous No.15967492]

>>15966463
Use the right tool for the job.
A microwave is passably adequate for many tasks, but well suited for few.
A toaster oven is comparably sized, similarly priced, and generally produces better results.
If all you have is a microwave, fine. You won't starve.
If you want better food, there are better tools available.

[Anonymous No.15967515]

>>15966463
because it reliably makes my unevenly heated food taste flavorless and rubberlike in texture, at "muh quick and convenience" meme gimmick

stovetop or oven are the best

[Anonymous No.15967523]

>>15967013
No they aren't, they are convenient. Microwaves are inconvenient because you are forced to lower your standards and trick yourself into enjoying garbage.

>>15967020
another coconut oil hating shill

>>15967032
yea that stuff is shit, I'll use coconut oil any day, and most olive oil is fake from the olive oil mafia anyway.

[Anonymous No.15967591]

>>15967523
>most olive oil is fake from the olive oil mafia anyway.
Is olive oil turning your frogs gay? LMFAO

[Anonymous No.15967614]

>>15966967
This.

I find that running the microwave at mediumish power for longer rather than blasting shit at full does a pretty good job at heating up most leftovers. Way less time than oven or stove and you can just heat stuff back up in paper plates/bowls which also saves time and effort

[Anonymous No.15967642]

>>15966463
>people see me microwaving my water for tea
>noooooooooooooooooooo you CAN'T DO THAT in the break room MICROWAVE someone call the police tell them anon is social distanced from societal norms

[Anonymous No.15967660]

>>15966463
Microwaves are actually great for steaming vegetables, if you use a steaming dish like pic related.

[Anonymous No.15967684]

>>15967032
I put heirloom hull less popcorn in a paper bag and microwave it. It comes out just fine. I can also use less oil than when I do it in a pan since I'm only adding it for flavor. I can't make as much, but I get the perfect amount for a single serving in the microwave.