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15957112 No.15957112 [Reply] [Original]

need advice on vegetarian barbeque for some chick I'm banging that has some really nice boobs.
can someone giv me some recipes ?

>> No.15957116
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15957116

>>15957112
Get her some KFC and force her to eat it all with roofies, laxatives and Viagra.
Then park your mouth over her asshole and play the cheeky waiting game.

>> No.15957119

>>15957116
no, I refuse. Giv good advice

>> No.15957123

Portobello, peppers, zucchini, corn, asparagus, tomato, eggplant, firm-ass cheeses like paneer or queso fresco.
>Needing a recipe for barbeque
Just season shit and throw it on the barbeque, what the fuck?

>> No.15957131

>>15957112
Hey guys how can I spice up this shit so it isn't shit?

>> No.15957144

>>15957123
yeah retard, i was looking for something a little more advance than trowing shit on the grill

>> No.15957149

>>15957131
what? english?

>> No.15957173

>>15957116
Why viagra?

>> No.15957187

>>15957112
>some chick I'm banging
Thats the wrong word
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1618614555461.webm

>> No.15957189

>>15957144
Make Ramen

>> No.15957191

>>15957144
why? it's a barbeque, everyone else will be having shit thrown on a grill

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>>15957187

>> No.15957229

>>15957191
because this is a cooking board, not a faggot biker homosexual board about trowing shit on the grill.

>> No.15957239
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>>15957220
OP doing it wrong

>> No.15957275

>>15957112
>Middle of the night on a Friday
>Anime poster
>Guys I'm hanging a big titty woman, give me vegan recipes
>Vegan

I really hope nobody buys this obvious load of horseshit. If it was true OP would have simply asked for the recipes. Spilling all the unnecessary shit=liar. Prove me wrong.

>> No.15957296
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>>15957275
not a lie, just giv recipes retard

>> No.15957311

>>15957116
What happens when you give (female) girls viagra anyway? I'm so curious.

>> No.15957332

>>15957239
That book is a good read

>> No.15957363

>>15957332
70yo virgin

>> No.15957647

>>15957112
don't feed her meat
feed her with your cock instead

>> No.15957651

so I'm sitting there
bbq sauce on my titties

>> No.15957739

>>15957112

portabello burgers, jack fruit pulled pork sandwhiches (smoke the jackfruit and then pull it and dress it like pulled pork)

>> No.15957791

Here are some ideas:
Marinaded grilled eggplant:
>https://food52.com/recipes/456-grilled-marinated-eggplant
Naturally you can add roast garlic on skewers and make babaganoush, flatbreads cook well on the hot plate

Capsicum, zuchini, onion, tomato, green pepper kebabs. Just skewer, brush with oil and go.
Often stolen by meatfags, you can also blend these vegetables into a barbecue salsa.
grilled corn with butter is a good offering to meatfags as well.

Roast pumpkin done on the grill, made into a salad with balsamic, fennel, rocket and danish fetta.

>> No.15957842

>>15957651
how fat are you?

>> No.15957878

>>15957144
But that's what you'll be doing for everything. The thing that makes it interesting will be how you cook it. Marinade, seasoning, dipping sauce.

>> No.15958172

>>15957332
What is the name of the book?

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>>15957112
Do you think her pussy will dry out if she sees you posting japanese cartoons on line?