/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15955816]

Wtf type of name is gbenga? You better not fuck up my pizza, gbenga.

[Anonymous No.15955820]

Are you in Africa?

[Anonymous No.15955823]

>>15955816
A Nigerian is making your pizza. His hands will have touched your food.

[Anonymous No.15955826]

>>15955816
That would be annoying because you don't know if it's a girl name. It's only fun when you know a girl is touching your pizza.

[Anonymous No.15955850]

Call them up and respectfully ask for a white person to prepare your pizza.

[Anonymous No.15955870]

>>15955823
>>15955850
Don't be racist

[Anonymous No.15955910]

>>15955870
Don't be a faggot

[Anonymous No.15955928]

Gbenga bus is coming

[Anonymous No.15955946]

>Place online Domino’s order
>Reiko began preparing your order at X:XX
>mfw eating that pizza, knowing I was indirectly licking the fingers of a Japanese gril
I like to imagine Reiko had twintails and wore cute glasses.

[Anonymous No.15955948]

>>15955826
>gbenga
y u gotta lie like that bro

[Anonymous No.15955954]

>>15955946
110% chance its a weaboo troon

[Anonymous No.15955956]

How long does it fucking take to quality check a pizza, gbenga?

[Anonymous No.15955963]

>>15955946
I bet she would push the bridge of her glasses up her nose with her forefinger when thinking seriously about something

[Anonymous No.15955965]

>>15955954
Don’t you ever talk shit about Reiko again, anon.

[Anonymous No.15955970]

>>15955965
He doesn't love you

[Anonymous No.15955979]

>>15955956
You can’t rush African precision. Quit being so impatient.

[Anonymous No.15955982]

>>15955956
Keep the updates coming fren.

[Anonymous No.15955986]

>>15955956
Gbenga fucked up and forgot to update the tracker. I got the pizza right after I submitted this post. Good job, Gbenga.

[Anonymous No.15955987]

>>15955823
>>15955850
are you serious? I'd FAR rather have a FOB Mutumbo cook than a stupid nigger-American or some lazy fucking mutt.

[Anonymous No.15955988]

>>15955963
Like when she’s thinking:
>should this pepperoni go here? Or slightly to the left? I want to make sure anon has a balance of toppings in every bite!

[Anonymous No.15955995]

>>15955986
how is the pizza, anon
are your tastebuds going on a safari of flavor

[Anonymous No.15956007]

>>15955946
You are
Eighteen year-old girl
Who moved to small city of America
You saw my order on the computer
About 5 minutes ago
And you wanted to know
All about me
And my toppings
My favorite drink
And my birthday

Why are you so far away from me?
I need help
And you're way across the city
I could never touch you
I think it would be wrong
I've got your pizza
You've got my song

[Anonymous No.15956024]

It's amazing how much some people will wring their hands over who made their food, how they made it, and how much it costs, as if they do not have the option to make dishes which are similarly appetizing at home for a much lower cost.

[Anonymous No.15956025]

>>15955995
Gbenga put like double pepperoni one one half of the pizza and normal pepperoni on the other side. Good guy Gebenga finding new ways to make a one topping pizza different. 8/10 would let Gebenga make my pizza again

[strawman !!9eSatjbJatr No.15956028]

>>15956025
Post the pizza gbenga made

[Anonymous No.15956030]

>>15955946
LOL idiot thinks there was anything other than some hambeast mutt at Domino's making his slop

[Anonymous No.15956031]

>>15956007
ごめんなさい、れいこちゃん (´Д` )

[Anonymous No.15956032]

>>15956028
My fatass already ate half of it.

[Anonymous No.15956034]

>>15955823
...and his mother's beefcurtains.

[Anonymous No.15956043]

>>15955826
Some girls are fuck ugly hambeasts, especially in America.

[Anonymous No.15956047]

>>15956032
cool

[Anonymous No.15956056]

>>15956030
Is the picture supposed to be related to your description?

[Anonymous No.15956057]

how can i gbenga?

[Anonymous No.15956063]

>>15956056
post your "healthy" body

[Anonymous No.15956070]

>>15956030
>jungle-tier viet
>reiko.png
Nice try. Vietnamese girls are named things like “Phuc Dong”. See pic.

[Anonymous No.15956073]

>>15955870
nigger

[Anonymous No.15956082]

>>15956025
>Gbenga put like double pepperoni one one half of the pizza and normal pepperoni on the other side
So Gbenga is confirmed for being a better pizza chef than anyone in Italy who makes this burned cracker lunchable “”””pizza””””

[Anonymous No.15956086]

>order doordash/uber eats
>cute girl on delivery profile
>guy comes out

This has happened enough times that I don't get excited when seeing a girl on the app anymore

[Anonymous No.15956087]

>>15956032
I wonder whose ass is fatter? Yours or gbengas

[Anonymous No.15956094]

>>15956063
>"healthy" body
What do the quotes imply here?
Plenty of Americans are overweight and obese, but hambeast conjures up something more like >>15955831 than the person you posted, who is probably overweight but not obese.

[Anonymous No.15956103]

>>15955816
Enjoy your AIDS. I mean that literally.

[Anonymous No.15956104]

>>15955870
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

[Anonymous No.15956118]

God you faggots are so fucking gay and dull and unfunny. what a garbage thread. what a garbage site. kill yourselves.

[Anonymous No.15956119]

>>15956086
Kek

[Anonymous No.15956192]

>>15956118
You're free to request a refund for the amount you paid us to entertain you, bud.
Do you like pizza?

[Anonymous No.15956198]

>>15956118
I am killing myself you don't have to tell me asshole

[Anonymous No.15956383]

>>15955946
an incel to female r9k poster made your pizza

[Anonymous No.15956408]

>>15956094
>so fat her face has ballooned
>but she's only a little fat!
kys

[Anonymous No.15956438]

>>15955816
>trusting niggers to make your food
Take the cookpill, white man.

[Anonymous No.15956440]

>>15956408
>so fat her face has ballooned
Go to Southern China/Vietnam and see how many skinny girls have that kind of moonface.

[Anonymous No.15956458]

>>15956440
how many of them have vienna sausage arms too?

[Anonymous No.15956476]

You know these people wear gloves right? The nigger didn't touch your food.

[Anonymous No.15956477]

>>15956458
Not many, because their skinny and not overweight.
My objection is that you call them a hambeast and post someone which doesn't come close to a hambeast. Hambeast goes beyond merely being visibly overweight, but so overweight that you struggle to walk and fit in regular accommodations.

[Anonymous No.15956488]

>>15956476
Mate it's not really about the food, it's about the aesthetics of the wageslave food delivery experience.

[Anonymous No.15956495]

>>15956440
>well everyone else is fat t-too! so...
are you implying they are not fat either?

[Anonymous No.15956496]

>>15955823
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

TRUMP WON

[Anonymous No.15956500]

>>15956383
>t. has never enjoyed pizza prepared by the delicate hands of a pure Nihonjin maiden
Jealousy is bad for the soul, anon.

[Anonymous No.15956512]

>>15956495
She is fat, not morbidly obese.
I think the guy I was replying to was exaggerating,

[Anonymous No.15956513]

>>15956500
I'd rather a respected 102 year old japanese pizza chef make my food, thank you. Didn't you ever watch Jiseppe Dreams of Pizza?

[Anonymous No.15956515]

>>15955928

[Anonymous No.15956556]

>>15956094
>probably overweight
How fat are you?

[Anonymous No.15956582]

>>15956556
The reason I said "probably" is because it is two pictures which are staged, and aren't representative of them enough to be sure. If you are sure, I doubt your willingness to take a cold, boring take on this.
>How fat are you?
Bored enough to check, 6'4" 196 pounds going by the scale.

[Anonymous No.15956734]

>>15956070
Jeez, calling for attendance must have been tough as a kid

[Anonymous No.15956739]

>>15956007
good post agent 7

[Anonymous No.15956804]

>>15956118
FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U

FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U
U SUCK

[Anonymous No.15957937]

based

[Anonymous No.15957984]

>>15955928
Dude. I can't stop smiling after reading that. We need a good wdbm to go with this.

[Anonymous No.15958003]

>>15955816
>>15955956
>americans being so impatient that they need to be tracking the progress of their pizza
pathetic
give me a valid reason for a tracker, I dare you

[Anonymous No.15958212]

>>15955956
He's probably spitting on your Pizza or something.

>>15955823
Imagine being Nigerian and not being named BABATUNDE.

Gbenga is ngmi for sure.

[Anonymous No.15958284]

>>15956476
Ah, fun fact: we don't, as gloves would get in the way of dough moulding and the oven is hot enough to kill all bacteria. We instead have an hourly handwash reminder.

t. 300 lbs American Domino's driver

[Anonymous No.15958300]

[Anonymous No.15958302]

>>15958284
How many actually wash their hands every hour? This shit is insane, your hands will be completely wrecked at the end of a shift.

[Anonymous No.15958315]

>>15958302
All insiders do, from what I've seen over the last year here. It's probably terrible for the skin but they're already pushing their fingers through dough, cornmeal, topping juices and oven heat all day, so water and paper towels can't make it that much worse.

[Anonymous No.15958339]

>>15958315
I never worked in fast food but i have sensitive eczema prone skin. Word of advice: Lanolin is cheap and one of the best ways to heal dried out skin. Probably even more effective than Urea infused lotions and creams.

Just FYI.

[Anonymous No.15958354]

>>15955956
FYI "Quality check" stage is actually heat rack stage. Your food sits on a heated metal tray waiting for a driver for the entire duration of this stage, save the 20 seconds required to cut, box, and garlic oil your pizza. Always found the name ironic given that the food is just losing quality in this state.

[Anonymous No.15958419]

>>15955928
hehehe

[Anonymous No.15959685]

>>15956476
Did you watch him make it?

[Anonymous No.15959710]

>>15955816
too bad anon.
if only the Reich had won the war
your pizza would have been created by Aryan hands

[Anonymous No.15959728]

>>15958003
It makes the customer feel more special and creates an emotional bond between brand and consumer.

[Anonymous No.15959732]

>>15958003
I like it because I can go pick it up while it's fresh.

[Anonymous No.15959781]

>>15958003
Fun to watch

[Anonymous No.15960153]

>>15955823

[Anonymous No.15960172]

>>15955816
do they still have the romance novel one

[Anonymous No.15960176]

>>15958354
>ironic given that the food is just losing quality in this state.
>inedibly hot pizza where the cheese is practically in a liquid state is peak quality
I’ll accept my ‘loss’ of quality in exchange for a sliced pizza in a box, rather than a solid pizza that was riding bareback on the passenger seat of some wagie’s throwaway car.

[Anonymous No.15960181]

I’m waiting for a picture of the pizza

[Anonymous No.15960183]

>>15955823
Oof, they wash their assholes with their fingers after taking a shit. I hope he washed his hands properly.

[Anonymous No.15960191]

>>15958003
>prove to my satisfaction that I’m not smarter than everyone else
What a self-important little faggot.

[Anonymous No.15960204]

>>15956024
ok gbenga

[Anonymous No.15960333]

>>15956007
Nice.

[Anonymous No.15961878]

>>15956007
thanks for the giggles, anon

[Anonymous No.15962307]

>>15955928
RIP Pizza

[Anonymous No.15962337]

>>15958003
I can meet this strange character
https://youtu.be/QaKRStnsJS0

[Anonymous No.15962372]

>>15955823
good lord kill me now!

[Anonymous No.15962431]

>>15956082
>Sicilians have black blood

[Anonymous No.15962532]

>>15955946
>>15955823
You guys know that they wear gloves, right?

[Anonymous No.15962541]

>>15962532
I've worked in a bakery. If you handle dough with gloves the gloves will stick and break pieces into the dough.