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>> No.15952552

>>15952539
The norf calls out to me

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>>15952520
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>>15952520
,

>> No.15952589

>>15952576
I hate that people believe this horseshit

>> No.15952596

>>15952576
This has to be one of the most retarded wastes of food that I've seen.

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>>15952520
ü

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>>15952576
>Just let a bunch of stuff ferment for a month in a closed jar without burping it, bruh

>> No.15952623

>>15952589
>>15952596
>>15952612
>black hands

No surprises here whatsoever

>> No.15952635

>>15952612
>ferment
>vinegar
yeah, a lot of yeast is going to really thrive in that acid
this is just weakly pickling a whole bunch of bullshit and you would accomplish the same result by putting a few drops of tabasco in your tea

>> No.15952647

>>15952556
this is the dumbest shit... sheesh

>> No.15952669

>>15952556
>unwashed chicken
Yuck.

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>>15952520

>> No.15952850

>>15952835
anyone who falls for this deserves what they get

>> No.15952860 [DELETED] 

>>15952835
what's the purpose of the salt in the ice?

>> No.15952864

>>15952576
how do you keep your cool while watching this

>> No.15952870

>>15952860
To season it. Don't tell me you leave your ice unseasoned.

>> No.15953219

>>15952850
...you mean ice cream?

>> No.15953311

>>15952835
What is the salt for?

>> No.15953348

>>15953219
Not him, but leaving cream in a jar will not give you ice cream if you don't whip or stir. I think that's what he was saying.

The idea is nice overall, that's why I posted it.

>>15953311
Salt makes ice colder.

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>>15952576
This was tested exactly as effective as the Astra Zeneca jab.

>> No.15953390

>>15953379
Vaccines work, schizo.

>> No.15953397

>>15953390
so does building up natural immunity bird brain

>> No.15953398

>>15952539
How much would that cost?

>> No.15953400

>>15953397
Tell that to the hundreds of thousands of dead people, idiot.

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>>15953390
Some of them absolutely do.
The ones for COVID do not.

There's no mindcontrol serum in them either, mind you. They are completely safe for both you and the virus.

>> No.15953406

>>15953400
I would but they can't hear or understand it anyway so I'm not gonna waste my breath.

>> No.15953413

>>15953400
>the weak shall inherit the earth
evidently they shall not

>> No.15953414

>>15952576
>5 comments
>no comment about the hands
WTF

>> No.15953416

>>15952612
what is burping?

>> No.15953425

>>15953413
I hate that it made me laugh.

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>>15953416
"burping" the container means opening it up a little to release the built up CO2 from the fermentation.

>>15953413
When "the weak" look like this it's their own fucking fault they can's survive the common cold.

>> No.15953449

>>15953427
I feel sorry for american car springs

>> No.15953466

>>15952606
Where can I get sheet bacon?

>> No.15953475

>>15952528
Holy fuck

>> No.15953484

>>15953413
Boomers BTFO

>> No.15953489

>>15953379
If that's mercury that guy's got about 15 seconds to finish his will

>> No.15953490

>>15952556
>"How to meat"
>t.Vegan

>> No.15953495

>>15952556
>"hack" video for shit that everybody who has ever cooked knows anyway

>> No.15953520

>>15953311
salt lowers the melting point of ice. It becomes water at below regular freezing, and having a jar surrounded by water increases the surface compared to a bunch of ice cubes.
but if you pull your jar out before it melts, it does nothing.
pro tip, that jar actually went into freezer.

>> No.15953526

>>15953379
ancient chinese medicine.

>> No.15953558

>>15952612
thats.... thats not how it works fren

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>>15952520

>> No.15953616

>>15953558
Then explain how it works.

Passive-aggressiveness is a terrible trait for a male to have.

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>>15953601
>sugar free bacon

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>>15953398
Depends where you order from but all the greasy spoons near me would charge between £6 and £8 for a large breakfast and you get a brew with it.

>> No.15953867

>>15953489
Even just handling it on bare skin can fuck you up

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>>15952528
>>15953475
He took these from us

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>> No.15954147

>>15954114
The cheese is probably melted, too. Gross.

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>> No.15954162

>>15952520
What a waste. Even just roasting it whole would be a better use.

>> No.15954166

>>15954127
thanks doc

>> No.15954169

>>15953414
Go away faggot.

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>> No.15954181

>>15953413
Meek, dumbass. Take a theology class and stop sounding so stupid in public.

>> No.15954188

>>15952669
> Having to wash your chicken

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>>15954188
>not washing your meat
grim

>> No.15954205

>>15954198
white women are a fucking plague

>> No.15954209

>>15954198
what the fucking fuck

>> No.15954212

>>15954114
low this nigga so much you wouldnt believe.RIP

>> No.15954214

>>15953400
I have no respect or sympathy for obese diabetics with heard disease. Fuck off and die already.

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>> No.15954218

>>15954205
do you mean american women?

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>> No.15954224

>>15954218
nah white women in general, very few can cook well and still have shitty personalities in europe.

>> No.15954226

>>15954198
Stupid nutrition class. That "grease" is mostly water to begin with, just like menstrual fluid is mostly not blood even though people think of it as blood.

>> No.15954242

>>15954178
Never seen anything like this here in Canada
This place is so American most breakfast places call "Canadian bacon" Canadian bacon

and I've never seen a single person put chips in a sandwich of any kind here

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>>15954219

>> No.15954305

>>15954219
What do scallops taste like?

>> No.15954311

>>15954305
Clams

>> No.15954312

>>15954311
What do clams taste like?

>> No.15954313

>>15954312
Scallops

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>>15954313

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>>15953838
Nice webm anon. Very sweet.

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do americans really?

>> No.15954427

>>15954275
Dude.

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>>15954421
They can't stop

>> No.15954432

>>15952606
Great way to eat like an amerimut fat bastard with watery farts and stained undergarments

>> No.15954452

>>15952576
Probably not as good as master tonic

>>15952589
>only big pharma can make me healthy

>> No.15954466

>>15953400
I hope you die from the experimental injections like thousands already have, dumb fucking retard.

>> No.15954471

>>15952528
Imagine that skewer going down pp

>> No.15954489

>>15954466
And I wish you a very, very long life.

>> No.15954520

>>15954466
>B...but Covid has fatality rate of 1%
>B...but vaccines are 0.01% dangerous

Chose one.

>> No.15954550

>>15954520
Who are you quoting?

Are you even getting paid to shill medical products? People get paid a lot of money to do it, you're not dumb enough to do it for free, are you?

>> No.15954551

>>15953489
>>15953867
It's the vapor that's harmful, you can handle it all you want and even drink small amounts and be totally fine.

>> No.15954617

>>15954226
It's mostly sloughed off uterine lining from preparation for pregnancy. Right? I've been telling people that and I don't want to find out I've been looking like an idiot the whole time.

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>> No.15954729

>>15954520
>Covid has fatality rate of 1%
no it has a 99.8% survival rate

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>>15953390

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Less covid talk, more food webms please

>> No.15954781

>>15954753
You love science too? Cool.

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>>15953400
Good.

>> No.15954783

>>15952539

This is more northern than the geographic north pole.

>> No.15954797

>>15954782
>>15954432
The amount of people without compassion for their fellow men is amazing.

>> No.15954805

>>15954466
>thousands already have
Try harder

>> No.15954811

>>15954198
>>15954205
>>15954209
>>15954226
It's a fucking joke ffs. Just how autistic are you guys kek

>> No.15954825

>>15954811
>women ""humor""

>> No.15954830

>>15953400

People die. Who knew?

>> No.15954844

>>15954811
How is just doing a thing that people really do a joke?

>> No.15954849

>>15954844
no one does that, retard.
>>15954825
It's a funny webm when you realize it's made to make retarded austists seethe for thinking it's real

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>>15954797
your mom knows all about my cum passion, faggot

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>>15954811
>>15954849
please fuck off emily, acting like a retard isn't funny.

>> No.15954856

>>15954850
3edgy5me.

>> No.15954857

>>15954849
https://healthyeating.sfgate.com/ways-remove-fat-cooked-ground-beef-3586.html

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We're on /ck/ right?

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>>15954860
>here's your tiny portion of food
>that'll be $80

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>>15954868
i gotchu senpai

>> No.15954879

>>15954860
I fucking hate rich "people"

>> No.15954882

>>15954868
I want that woman for my collection of sexual conquests.

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>>15954856
Yes.

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>>15954874
>plate fancifully and overcharge
This really has to be the biggest scam out there.

>> No.15954894

>>15954860
$900 + tip dinner with babe.

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>>15954874
>that giant block of spam
>red bull in a wine glass

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>>15954892
plates are hipster trash

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>> No.15955045

>>15954432
porchetta is italian you retard. Neck yourself.

>> No.15955176

>>15954797
I feel bad that people are dying, but honestly there are way too many of us on this planet. I think a genuine culling of the herd would be good.

>> No.15955186

>>15954860
Bruh, I could literally eat those "meals" in one bite.

>> No.15955198

>>15955176
Other people are "the herd", your friends and family are not, huh?

>> No.15955217

>>15955198
No, everyone on the planet is the herd. If me or my friends or family die, so be it. Although to be fair, none of us are obese or have underlying health conditions, so we'd be safe from specifically covid

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>> No.15955517

>>15954212
>RIP
Jamie Oliver isn't dead, what the fuck

>> No.15955533

>>15952520
That looks nice, but a pain. I just slice lambs hearts and livers, and fry in butter with onion.

>> No.15955551

>>15953403
>The ones for COVID do not.
You're a fucking moron.
https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/70/wr/mm7013e3.htm

>> No.15955569

>>15953867
I’ve handled mercury when I was 13. Nothing happened.

>> No.15955573

>>15955569
>posts on 4channel on a Friday night
yes something did

>> No.15955587

>>15955573
It’s saturday afternoon here. But yes good point.

>> No.15955620

>>15953619
welcome to curing

>> No.15955646

>>15954178
do canadians really

>> No.15955667

>>15952606
>okay he's grilling the sub that isn't too bad
>*he begins to add the bacon wrapped shit*
why do they always do this

>> No.15955671

>>15954421
No.

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>>15954198

>> No.15955696

>>15955551
>.gov

>> No.15955716

>>15955677
>leben=Greman
you're making fun of yourself

>> No.15955720

>>15954114
Angloids can't cook.

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>> No.15955732

>>15955217
>Although to be fair, none of us are obese or have underlying health conditions, so we'd be safe from specifically covid
You're a fucking moron.

>> No.15955734

>>15954305
I'd compare scallops to a rich-tasting variety of sea fish, with a generally firmer texture and less earthy/pungent flavor than mussels and oysters. Preparation and catch location are probably a big factor as well.

>> No.15955738

>>15954868
Everyone eating from the same toilet is fucking gross.

>> No.15955740

>>15955732
My mom already got it once because she's a nurse practitioner, she was fine lol

>> No.15955742

>>15955696
>I reject all facts because Q knows better

>> No.15955759

>>15955740
She was lucky, a ton of people who got it will have debilitating effects for years.

>> No.15955775

>>15952520
>Eating every part of an animal like your ancestors did traditionally is a faggot thing
Gotta love the double think.

>> No.15955795

>>15955569
you're on here, meaning that yes something did fuck you up

>> No.15955807

>>15955677
>American Cooking
>Posts German webm
Do retards actually?

>> No.15955813

>>15955775
Faggot is literally the name of the dish.

>> No.15955831
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>> No.15955840

>>15955759
Good bait.

>> No.15955843

>>15955795
Most of us are here because we're redpilled and most other places are bluepilled. It's the opposite of being fucked up, it is knowing Truth.

>> No.15955935

>>15955831
>American
More likely German.

>> No.15955943

>>15955840
>Durr duh facts r bate lul

>> No.15956000

>>15955731
Why does this make me so mad?

>> No.15956009

>>15956000
It reminds you of when you still had a sense of humor and weren't just a dried up husk full of bitterness

>> No.15956013

>>15956009

It's not funny though and none of those animals eat like that.

>> No.15956029

>>15956000
because it's reddit

>> No.15956033

>>15956013
So I was correct.

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>>15955843

>> No.15956042

>>15956033
How could it be funny if it's all lies? Kangaroos do not store food in their pouches.

>> No.15956049

>>15955935
Probably originated in Germany, and a few generations of German immigrants optimizing the recipe for convenience resulted in that webm.

>> No.15956081

>>15952647
i'm most bothered by 'tight muscle' then proceeds to poke a non-muscle that definitely isn't tight

>> No.15956122

>>15955831
No way is she American. Americans are almost universally repulsed by raw meat.

>> No.15956148

>>15956122
>Americans are almost universally repulsed by raw meat.
1. Sushi
2. While most European descendants lost their appetite for raw beef, some probably kept it
3. She's probably an exception in several ways

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>>15956148
>Sushi is raw

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>>15956216
What brand of energy drink allows you to fuck for 3 days?

>> No.15956234

>>15956216
The majority of places which serve sushi in the USA do not use raw meat, but higher-end sushi bars generally have raw meat that's been frozen. and thawed.

>> No.15956259

>>15955831
could be tiger meat from Minnesota and Wisconsin, but most likely its a fat German eating Mett.

>> No.15956267

>>15956232
meth

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>>15954990
>grill under high heat
>put it in the oven and bake it
do brits really?
gonna grill some biscuits instead of baking cookies?

>> No.15956305

>>15955517
no but his career is

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>>15956285
They call the broiler a grill in most of the world. Japanese stoves have a little one for fish.

>> No.15956337

>>15955186
The point of haute cuisine isnt to stuff your face and leave knowing you're going to clog the toilet, its to sample several really good flavors. The idea is that when you eat most meals. you have exhaustion of your palate. The first bite of a juicy burger or steak is amazing, but with each bite it gets less and less enjoyable. So instead you get a lot of little morsels that taste great and you never get tired of a flavor.

>> No.15956340

>>15956337
huh. actually sounds kinda interesting.

>> No.15956344

>>15956337
Plus there's whole whole factor of showing off the chef's talent at combining a few great ingredients in creative ways.

>> No.15956351

>>15953489
>>15953867
Elites don't want you to know this but elemental mercury just passes right through you.

>> No.15956353

>>15952606
still eating it just gonna take like a good bit of it out. fuck half of the pussies in this chat for not wanting to eat this

>> No.15956365

>>15953348
heavy cream and condensed milk does make a imitation ice cream

>> No.15956381

>>15956340
It is. You wont get really full but because it can be several plates you wont leave particularly hungry either, but the point isnt to eat for the sake of filling yourself, its literally a glorified tasting activity. You get to try a bunch of really unique flavors and maybe be cunty about the fact that you can afford to blow that kind of money

>> No.15956434

>>15954868
>>15954879
>>15954894
>>15955186

>t. poor people who eat for sustenance and not taste

This is why American food is so shit. Large, cheap portions to satisfy the "Hurr durr I can eat this in one bite." faggots.

>> No.15956612

>>15952520
That looks like a hearty meal.

>> No.15956649

>>15952576
Why the garlic, onion, and jalapeno? It sounds good otherwise.

>> No.15956747

>>15956000
It is base, infantile humor performed by adults instead of toddlers. Your instincts honed over the course of millions of years are screaming that these creatures are a net drain on your tribe's precious resources and should be gutted.

>> No.15956769

>>15955716
>>15955807
every fucking time this webm is posted you retards respond like this.
god americans are fucking stupid.

>> No.15956780

Post the egg fortress webm

>> No.15956794

>>15954471
now why would i go and do a thing like that

>> No.15956810

>>15953616
>vinegar
not a fermentation, just a pickle.

>> No.15956857

>>15955490
not nearly enough salt

>> No.15956909
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>>15956769
it's not even English language and the brands of food she is using are not sold in America

>> No.15956948

>>15953414
They fear the newfag jannies global rule 3 bans
>>15954169
Nigger

>> No.15957130

>>15956216
Oh no!?

>> No.15957162

>>15956216
um women can't rape
so yeah, sorry sweaty

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>> No.15957180

>>15957168
Surely this was intended for comedic effect

>> No.15957197

>>15954429
WTF is wrong with Americans?

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>>15954198
that wasnt grease...

>> No.15957247

>>15954178
I'm impressed.
All faggotry without a single penis.

>> No.15957273

>>15954114
5 star chefs can't into grilled cheese sandwiches. They always fuck it up by over complicating it or doing some gay shit. Grilled cheese is best as a simple working class food and they just can't accept that.

>> No.15957277

>>15954874
This is real?

>> No.15957306

>>15955731
Now I'm into homicidal mode

>> No.15957316

>>15952556
>Hate touching chicken?
Seriously?

>> No.15957319

>>15954198
You know she's gonna die alone and resentful

>> No.15957364

>>15954114
What? Where's the kimchi?

>> No.15957367

>>15954205
Agreed. That's why I cook all of my families meals. Women are good at............?

>> No.15957369

>>15953838
why does this 3 year old have more responsibility and survival skills than i do at 35?

>> No.15957382

>>15954161
my teeth...

>> No.15957398

>>15957382
that's the problem right there... you still have teeth

>> No.15957402

>>15954429
im pretty sure you cant cook raw rice in boiling butter

>> No.15957409

>>15953838
So what's the recipe? I obviously noticed the egg, diced tomatos but what were the other things? They seem to love tomatos and rice in China

>> No.15957417

>>15957409
>They seem to love tomatos and rice in China
Lived in China/Taiwan, can confirm.
I've noticed that the tomatoes give the eggs a kick not to dissimilar to what you'd git from adding a bit of MSG to it, though I bet plenty of places do both.

>> No.15957418

>>15957197
>WTF is wrong with Americans?
Chefclub Network is from Paris you fucking Europoor retard

>> No.15957426

>>15955731
kangeroo ghosted the other guy hard

>> No.15957429

>>15955831
>American onion stuffed patty

This is steak tartare which is a eurocuck thing

>> No.15957430

>>15955831
okay...i.. nononoNONONON STOP STOP FUCKING AMERICAAAANS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

>> No.15957438

>>15956285
the grill is in the oven you disgusting mutt

>> No.15957450

>>15956042
Look at it this way. They're bullying the animals. Making fun of their habits and features. It's like racist jokes, but about animals instead.

>> No.15957462

>>15954421
They're sexually frustrated, so of course they do.

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>> No.15957588

>>15953489
gallium probably

>> No.15957601

>>15953489
One sip won't do anything

>> No.15957611

>>15955840
I got it in march 2020 young and healthy no health issues and it destroyed my brain its still messed up but not as bad

>> No.15957616

>>15957611
You have myalgic encephalomyelitis, aka Chronic Fatigue Syndrome or "Long Covid".

>> No.15957645

>>15952606
I would eat this but god damn it looked better before adding bacon wrapped heart attacks.

>> No.15957682

>>15954860
How does any rational being justify this?

>> No.15957683

>>15957682
Tastes good, feels good, is good. Simple as.

>> No.15957684

>>15954868
>>15957682
I immediately stand corrected.

>> No.15957686

>>15957611
Is it permanent I don't want to Google it but an anon can deliver the news

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>>15957682

>> No.15957701

>>15957686
Nobody knows. That's what puts the nova in nova coronavirus.

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>>15956434
>still eating at all in MMXXI

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>> No.15957735

>>15957701
Fuck. I can barely work due to this. My job is 90% brain power and it's bad enough that I considered unemployment but figures sitting around doing nothing would make it worse. I do all the same things I used to do but poorly and everyone's noticed and apparently my personality changed.

>> No.15957736

>>15957700
>>15957683
I get the Why of the matter I asked how does any rational being justify it.
No one with enough disposable income to buy and murder a family of 4 in the cozy confines of a Bangkok back ally on a weekly basis goes to one of these fancy showoff scenes with the intent of "just having a little bit". They leave when they and their party have enjoyed their fill like every other shitting creature on this planet. When broken down to its basics, it's just really expensive high-end gluttony and delightful luxury waste.

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>> No.15957744

>>15957729
I'm italian and the thing that triggers me the most is she's putting a plastic tupperware in the oven

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>>15957736
>it's just really expensive high-end gluttony and delightful luxury waste.
Yes, and?

>> No.15957747

>>15957744
It's a microwave, japs don't have ovens

>> No.15957749
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>> No.15957751

>>15957686
There are several different kinds of long Covid- one kind where internal organs got fukked like lung scarring, maybe liver/kidney scarring, etc. Maybe the organs can regenerate over time, maybe not. Another seems to be neurological in nature where people just always taste/smell smoke or other foul shit, some CEO of a big company just offed himself because the tinnitus was so bad he couldn't stand it, probably had other issues as well. Then there's a third where it resembles post-infectious fatigue syndrome, aka ME/CFS, where a main symptom is post-exertional malaise (shitty name, it's bad news), where you're always fucking tired as shit, headaches, body aches, brain fog, etc. and when you exert yourself you get completely fuxxored for weeks (or longer) afterwards. One more kind I can't remember too I think.
t. been basically housebound with CFS since 2004, first symptoms I can distinctly attribute was 1996, the summer I graduated high school

>> No.15957752

>>15957402
There's enough moisture being released from the melted butter, chicken and vegetables to cook that amount of rice.

>> No.15957753

>>15957749
>dessert
>burgers
I don't like where this is going

>> No.15957755
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>>15957751
My ex had CFS, eventually had to leave her because it was just a miserable life.

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>> No.15957770

>>15957746
I wanted a workable justification like a Rabbi wants reparations from your suspiciously wealthy formerly german family.
But by all means keep ze fancy plates komming Herr Berndibear.

>> No.15957775

>>15957729
this really rustled my jimmies

>> No.15957777

>>15957682
You eat it once to try out the best cooking new cooking techniques and fancy food science stuff.
You don't eat the shit every day its like how you have normal alcohol all the time but sometimes you get to try $300-1000 spirits or wine that are the best of the best.

>> No.15957779

>>15957736
Yes they do. You're thinking of the dumbass nouveau riche like Trump with no style or sophistication.

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>> No.15957789

>>15956042
Based Asperger. Destroy the soy menace.

>> No.15957797

>>15957779
What tax bracket of WASPS have you been cyber stalking in order to confirm that data point Watson?
And let's be honest with ourselves my dear Watson, Epstein and Schneider make a much better low bar than god emperor Trump ever could.

>> No.15957803

>>15957751
I definitely have the last one and have every symptom but I'll continue powering through it indefinitely I'm not going to let it change my life

>> No.15957804

>>15957803
If you can power through, you don't have CFS. Which is a good thing, because CFS is awful

>> No.15957808

>>15957777
Aaaaaaaannnnnd? Do these one time single use condom customers continue to provide guaranteed income to a prohibitively cost inefficient niche staff? Nnnnooo? It's those wealthy and affluent enough to afford regular visitation to these ultra luxuries like a miser to his gold hole?

>> No.15957828

>>15957729
Dangerously based. Anyone that makes italians seethe is an ally in my book.

>> No.15957841

>>15957828
Italians are just failed jews. Their cooking is basically the same but manicotti is surprisingly enjoyable.

>> No.15957848

>>15957828
Why do you hate Italians?

>> No.15957850

>>15952539
ngl it looks cold af look at all the congealed grease

>> No.15957854
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>>15957848
Why don't you hate Italians?

>> No.15957857

>>15957850
Is that the type of thing you would normally lie about?

>> No.15957863
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>>15957854
Because self-hatred is poison.

>> No.15957864

>>15957857
bongs are touchy when it comes to their traditional grease platter

>> No.15957907

>>15957804
I literally feel like I'm killing myself and am ready to pass out at the end of every work day. Even doing a single thing like getting gas exhausts me and I'm ready to go home and do nothing which didn't happen before. Hopefully I don't have it though.

>> No.15957932

>>15952539
I'll 'ave that

>> No.15957959

>>15956794
Not the guy you're quoting but for some STD tests you can end up with something in your urethra. Then it hurts like hell everytime you pee for 2 days.

>> No.15957963

>>15957744
>600W
>oven
low latitude post

>> No.15957967

>>15957963
Microwaves are ovens, too.

>> No.15957972

>>15957967
XD have an upvote good sir

Edit: and some gold too!!!!

>> No.15957989

>>15957828
lmao americans can't stop being mad at countries with a real food culture, France and Italy are indeed living RENT FREE in their little heads

>> No.15957993
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>>15954825
>>15954844
>>15954852

>> No.15958018

>>15957993
The irony of that image is palpable.

>> No.15958021

>>15952669
>Washing meat
Do americans really

>> No.15958026

>>15955677
I fucking hate her

>> No.15958064

>>15957808
Well currently most fancy fine dining restaurants in Sydney require you to book a week in advance because they are always booked out.
The price is expensive but not as ridiculous as people make it out to be or the restaurant just wouldn't get any customers.
Been to like 8 different ones for birthday partys and other celebrations and my biggest complaint is food takes way to long to come out between dishes and we just keep eating high quality bread and butter the whole time while waiting.
Cost about $100 per person if you don't drink a lot.

>> No.15958070

>>15958064
A hundred bucks for a fancy place? That's cheap as fuck compared to here in Denmark.
Even a decent midrange restaurant will cost you that with no drinks at all.

>> No.15958098

>>15954432
rent free, bitch

>> No.15958103

>>15952576
poor thing, you've got the sniffles. let me just rustle something up and you'll be right as rain in 3-6 weeks.

>> No.15958110

>>15953838
pffft. I can cook better than that.

>> No.15958115

>>15954198
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatberg

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>>15958103

>> No.15958125

>>15957409
Egg
Tomato
Rice
Salt
MSG
Green onions

>> No.15958138

>>15958122
predicting that you're gonna get a cold in 3-6 weeks is some pretty impressive foresight

>> No.15958143

>>15952539
Why is he outside?

Where do you get such big toast?

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>> No.15958156

>>15953311
ice and salt makes mustard gas don't fall for it

>> No.15958168

>>15958156
Sounds delicious.

>> No.15958175

>>15957682
Well, they dont. They literally dont give a fuck. Après moi le déluge and fuck everyone else is their mindest.

>> No.15958191

>>15953390
hes talking about astra zeneca, a vaccine that can rarely cause blood clots in otherwise healthy people

>> No.15958201

>>15954860
this triggers the plebs
>there's not enough foooooood
>literally 10 courses

>> No.15958202

>>15955677
She's like a German, non-gothic KingCobra.

>> No.15958217
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>>15955551
>Trusting the CDC after everything they've lied or been wrong about since the alleged outbreak

>> No.15958237

>>15958153
*taps knife*

>> No.15958251

>>15958237
it's to calibrate the knife you pleb

>> No.15958260

>>15958251
>calibrate the knife
Fucking kek. As if a knife was some super complicated instrument.

>> No.15958287

>>15954198
is american ground beef really like that ? it looks.. like plastic

>> No.15958298

>>15954825
oh man you got pwned by some college girl tiktok ahah

>> No.15958312
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>>15958260
You can do complicated work with a simple instrument, anon.

>> No.15958317

>>15958312
Not the point.

>> No.15958319

>>15955490
>using a rag to slice open avocados
just use a mail gauntlet lol

>> No.15958327

>>15958312
Nice skill, but he doesn't get payed enough to offset the chance of an accident.

>> No.15958560

>>15953311
>he doesn't season his ice

>> No.15958563

>>15952520
what a waste, just give me the liver and heart on their own

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>>15952585
That is just sad, why those health faggots are like that? just eat the eggs dammit

>> No.15958581

>>15952556
I hate this kind of ADHD video editing so much

>> No.15958593

>>15952520
Looks amazing.

>> No.15958607

>>15954797
People dying as a result of their own actions don't deserve compassion.

>> No.15958623
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>>15953379

>> No.15958626

>>15953489
It's completely fine to drink mercury. See >>15954551

>> No.15958661

>>15954127
>chocolate sandwich cookies

>> No.15958682

>>15954753
nice self-portrait

>> No.15958691

>>15954520
>1%
that's not how you spell 0.14%

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>>15954883
what's with the back of his head?

>> No.15958718

>>15952556
Ahh yes burnt spices, delicious

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>>15955742
"..."

>> No.15958807

>>15957740
What the fuck is wrong with the Chinese?

>> No.15958885

>>15958153
>gloves on while handling everything else
>off while plating the sosig
what did he meme by this?

>> No.15959149

>>15958191
At a rate two orders of magnitude lower than the birth control pill and lower risk than getting struck by lightning.

>> No.15959154

>>15958217
>CDC LIED DURR!
No, they've been having to fight through Trumpsucker disinfo.

>> No.15959165

>>15958607
>The people antimaskers infected through no fault of their own deserved it!

>> No.15959236

>>15954222
why do yanks do this

>> No.15959248

>>15958722
Not my fault you idiots fell so hard for an internet troll.

>> No.15959391

>>15958623
Fine Brazilian drink.

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>>15959248
"..."

>> No.15959518

>>15959149
and two orders of magnitude higher than COVID™-19®

>> No.15959523

>>15954753
>>15958682
He actually saved this pic

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>He actually saved this pic

>> No.15959536

>>15959154
CDC has been inconsistent at best, which is worse than misinformation because it leads to people taking their own actions
Example; Implementation of quarantine measures has been fucking bonkers because under any historical use ... you only use it on infected and suspected infected. Or how about PCR tests being double the correct cycles leading to an overcorrected detection rate?
I wouldn't say they lied but it would be disingenuous to ignore the fuckups they had (Including Dr. Fauci's flip-floping).
Either way fuck this discussion, it belongs on a different board.

>> No.15959561

>>15959536
it's obvious he's not down for any good faith discussion, only political shitflinging

>> No.15959570

Trump ordered the vaccine.

>> No.15959590

>>15959570
Yeah fuck Trump I ain't takin his fast tracked poison vaccine

>> No.15959638

>>15959509
>>15959518
>Full retards

>> No.15959642

>>15959590
das rite my nigga fuck trump

>> No.15959654

>>15959536
>Developing situation has to have a perfect response at every step, and they have to get everything exactly right the first time!
Nitpicking at small shit, especially when Trump did everything he could to prevent any useful response, is just being an absolute turd about it.

>>15959561
Maybe if this were an issue with a "two meaningful sides" debate, but this is a case of facts and lies, and you antimask/vax dumbfucks are on the factually wrong side here.

>> No.15959659

>>15959570
Not really.

>>15959590
>>15959642
Retards

>> No.15959665

>>15959536
>Including Dr. Fauci's flip-floping
He had a very consistent stance based on evidence, but had to deal with Donald "I'm just going to hope pretending everything's fine will make it go away" Trump as the top person in power.

>> No.15959678

>>15959654
I don't give a shit about Trump, but if that's where you wanna go 'Don't be racist! go to our wonderful Chinese New Year celebration!'. Funny how they just played the opposite at every step but are *shock* using the exact same plan that was already in place, right down to the vaccine rollout. Hate the orange chimp all you want but don't act like an ignorant shitweasel, take this to /pol/ if you wanna 'huuurrr Drumpf'.

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>>15959638
"..."

>> No.15959705

>>15959659
fuck trump and fuck your racist cracker ass too bitch

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>>15959654
Now you want to talk about facts and lies, faggot? We can talk all day.

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>>15959654
Here's your fucking lies faggot, is that what you want?

>> No.15959733

>>15959665
>Don't worry, not a big threat
>It's a bad flu
>Used the 2M dead model(by some loon from Imperial College)
>Don't wear a mask, No wear a mask,don't wear a mask, wear 2 masks
Yeah, consistent maybe for a yes-man. How about those surges that never happened? Man look at how FL, the state with the most old people ... is right in the fucking middle in all statistics for death and hospitalizations despite being full open for how long?
Either way, fuck off to /pol/ faggot.

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>>15959654
Here have more lies if you're not satisfied

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>>15959654
I could go on forever, were the thread not at page 10 already

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>>15959654

>> No.15959799

>>15959698
>>15959705
>>15959716
>>15959725
>>15959733
>>15959734
>>15959746
>>15959752
>Morons got triggered

>> No.15959822

>>15959799
>no response
I accept your admission of defeat

>> No.15959869

>>15959822
Random headlines from who the fuck knows what bullshit sites aren't evidence, rat-licker.

>> No.15959871

>>15959869
cope

>> No.15959882
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>>15959869

>> No.15959897

>>15959869
>Trust the Science!
>MSM is the only news you can trust!
>R-random headlines f-from who knows!(Wapo, NYT, CNN, CBS, CNBC, AP etc)
Enough of your copium, I'm here for fucking cooking, not this bullshit.

>> No.15959900

>>15959882
You are fundamentally a liar and deceiver. You are vermin and an abject fraud. You know it and you treat this all as if it were a game. You're a total piece of shit and you know it.

>> No.15959907

>>15959882
You're mentally ill and a liar. Stop posting.

>> No.15959912

>>15959882
You do not care what is right and wrong, you are just a docile mass. A low intelligence, scared, mentally ill nobody. That is why nobody listens to you.

Think about it: if you were so smart and informed, why is nobody listening to you? The answer is of course is that you are a person of very low intelligence, scared, mentally ill, and a liar.

>> No.15959916

>>15959871
>>15959882
>>15959897
Yet here you are posting disinfo you have readily at hand.

>> No.15959924
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>>15959900
>>15959907
>>15959912
holy fucking seethe

>> No.15959936

>>15959924
Yeah, you do seem pretty triggered that nobody's letting you get away with your bullshit.

>> No.15959938

>>15959916
>i-it's d-disinfo because I d-don't agree with it
cope

>> No.15959942

>>15959938
Nah, I'm doing pretty good here.

>> No.15959948

>>15959942
you're foaming at the mouth m8 everyone can see it

>> No.15959958

>>15959948
Post evidence or nobody will believe you. Nobody believes you have some clairvoyant supernatural skills. More likely, you are just mentally ill and seeing things that don't exist.

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>>15959948
Nope, laughing at you and your pathetic, childish mind.

>> No.15959959,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>15959959
cope&sneed

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>>15959959
>I-I'm l-laughing!

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>>15959962

>> No.15959972

>>15954758
>vegetarian parmesan
what is this i don't even

>> No.15959982

>>15959971
gb2 whatever normalfag site you crawled out from

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