Quick stoner recipes?

[Anonymous No.15940227]

Been hittin' pot pretty hard lately and have really grown as a cook oddly enough. I've mostly been making grilled cheeses each time the munchies hit although I do need to keep reminding myself not to let the sides undercook.

What are some other good recipes or foods when you're high off your ass. I'm trying to branch out from funyuns and candies, stuff that I actually need to be standing and in the kitchen to make. Really been looking for a good way eggs.

[Anonymous No.15940236]

> have really grown as a cook oddly enough.
I can promise you this isn’t true. Also global rule no drugs. Also sage

[Anonymous No.15940242]

>>15940236
You're a faggot

[Anonymous No.15940260]

So how does this work?
Do you get high and then cook shit, wasting your high on doing work?
Or do you cook shit and then get high, letting your food get cold while you smoke?

[Anonymous No.15940289]

>>15940260
how does this work?
cooking(or just doing anything) is more fun when youre high, youre not "wasting it on work". a high should last 2-3 hours anyway which is plenty of time
how long does it take you to smoke, i understand you dont wanna smash through it as that can be unenjoyable but grinding and snoking-304 cones should not take that long, especially when you have a very clear goal of "im smoking in order to make the food that waiting more enjoyable"
>>15940236
theres a constant tobacco and alcohol thread here and this thread is about recipes and cooking at are good for being high, not just the high itself
>>15940227
OP, just cook the shit youd usually cook, whatever you find most enjoyable at the stove.
if youre uncomfortable with handling knives while high then do all your mise en place before you smoke

[Anonymous No.15940292]

>>15940289
*grinding and smoking 3-4 cones*

[Anonymous No.15940327]

>>15940292
Do you mean bowls?

[Anonymous No.15940345]

into a microwave burrito put some mushed avocado, wasabi, cream cheese and microwave bacon. Then, just wait for the gout.

[Anonymous No.15940347]

>>15940327
we call then cones in australia, they maybe be smaller than what youve got(ive got a medium and a party size in pic related), ive also heard we have slightly different way of smoking
do you finish the whole bowl in one breath or multiple ones?

[Anonymous No.15940378]

>>15940347
Usually a few breaths, depending on how much I pack in. I'll post my pipe in a sec if you want

[Anonymous No.15940394]

>>15940378
we usually go for one breath, though when i visited my brother in melbourne they were sharing one bong so maybe its just a country thing.

[Anonymous No.15940540]

Bump. Ever notice how slowly time moves when you're in space?

[Anonymous No.15940638]

>>15940227
I don't smoke weed because it's degenerate but. I'd probably give cast iron tortilla pizzas a go. Just youtube it.

[Yukon Cornelius No.15940834]

>>15940347
In my part of the Usa this is what we call a cone or some people call it a tulip its a way of rolling and packing. Not usely this big tho.

[Anonymous No.15940845]

peepee poopoo

[Anonymous No.15940856]

>>15940227
Mix Drano with water 1:1, gulp all at once. Delicious.

[Anonymous No.15940925]

>>15940227
Google Mug Cake

[Anonymous No.15941204]

>>15940925
Typical disgusting feminine weed smoker

[Anonymous No.15941250]

>>15940227

from scratch mac n cheese. the stoned fun comes with the cheese sauce. basically you take equal parts butter and equal parts flour in a hot pan until it turns golden. then you pour milk or cream into the pan. once its set and there's no clumps get stoned as shit and throw all ur favorite spices and leftover cheeses into the pan until they melt. then pour that on your noodles and bake it. add lobster or chives or bacon or whatever the fuck you want

[Anonymous No.15941268]

>>15940260
>he doesn't consider cooking a creative outlet that can be improved by being high
>he doesn't enjoy cooking and considers it "work"

ask me how I know you eat nothing but shit

[Anonymous No.15941304]

>>15940227
Brownies are actually surprisingly easy to make and you probably have all the ingredients in your house right now. Get some good quality cooking chocolate in and you'll have enough for a few batches. I'm a fan of white chocolate "blondies" personally. Look for a recipe that uses cup measures if you dont want to bother with scales.

Also my go tos:
Cook up some pasta, while its boiling chop up a tomato, some red onion and some spinach, toss it all together with the cooked pasta and some pesto, grated cheese and balsamic vinegar. Instant pasta salad and the tanginess of the balsamic goes great with the sharp saltiness of a good mature cheddar.

Alternatively nachos are easy as fuck, get some sour cream, salsa and cheese and then get creative with avocados, bacon bits, olives, jalepenos, literally anything.

Lastly, an extreme guilty pleasure- chop an onion or two, mix them in a bowl with some flour, fry them in batches until theyre golden, spoon out onto a paper towel lined bowel and salt liberally. 1000x better than any chip you'll eat

[Anonymous No.15941561]

>>15940236
you fucking idiot
>>15940227
I used to get a krispy kreme, microwave it for a minute, then put a scoop of Edy's vanilla bean ice cream on it
I would then usually collapse to the floor, cumming spontaneously

[Anonymous No.15941572]

milk & sugarsoy cereal

[Anonymous No.15941951]

>>15941204
>>15940638
You must be fun at parties

[Anonymous No.15941995]

>>15940227
You ever see that egg webm, the one where the dude is standing in the fort and can't get out without breaking the eggs. Try making the sandwich he makes, super easy to do stoned, very customizable and quite tasty imo.

>DUDE

[Anonymous No.15941999]

>>15941995