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bitch don't grill my cheese! lmao

>> No.15939426

Based on what?

>> No.15939430

>>15939426
Ligma balls

>> No.15939434

>>15939423
probably another chuck e cheese fake out

>> No.15939444

>>15939423
Like 10 years ago, my dad was talking about starting his own grilled cheese restaurant. I thought it was a dumb idea, but it looks like 200 other people had the same idea.

>> No.15939455

>>15939430
DUUUUUUDE............... DIPPED IN MARINARA? DELISH

>> No.15939457
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only $9.95!

>> No.15939539

>>15939457
an entire box of butter, white breqd, and american cheese is like $5 at the grocery store and will make at least 10 grilled cheeses...

>> No.15939562

demoralizing

>> No.15939606

>>15939423
what the fuck is wrong with new york city?

>> No.15939705

>>15939457
I like that cup

>> No.15939718

>>15939606
We're too fucking expensive.

t.Alberto Barbosa del Bronx

>> No.15939765

Did... Did they just CUSS? Oh god, I'm going to faint
fwee haaaa fweee haaaaaa urp, fweeeee haaaaaa fweeeee haaaa

>> No.15939805

>>15939765
Based fwee haaa poster

>> No.15939816

>>15939606
these also occur in los angeles

>> No.15939824

>>15939539
but i don't want that many grilled cheeses

>> No.15939832

>>15939444
My friend’s dad did that, only lasted a year

>> No.15939838

>>15939423
hey
they're trying
>>15939457 oh well then no they arent

>> No.15939840

>>15939539
people will buy it because of the convenience not knowing they are paying ~20x the actual price for it. not to mention a can of tomato soup can be like a dollar max, even campbells

>> No.15939841

bet some "strong woman" bulldyke or reddit s oi bugman owns this

>> No.15939894 [DELETED] 

>>15939426
>>15939430
>>15939434
>>15939444
>>15939455
>>15939457
>>15939539
>>15939562
>>15939606
>>15939718
>>15939765
>>15939816
>>15939824
>>15939832
>>15939838
>>15939840
>>15939841
Didn't laugh.
>>15939805
Laughed.

1 ÷ 18 = .055etc.
100 ÷ 5.5 = 18
5.5 ÷ 5.5 = 1

Thread quality = 1/18

>> No.15939897

>>15939894
i have never laughed at anything ive read on this shit website

>> No.15940017

>>15939894
Autistic af.

>> No.15940039

>>15939894
uh oh

>> No.15940114

>>15939423
B*TCH lol!!!

>> No.15940193
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15940193

>don't grill my cheese
>the cheese is grilled

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>>15940193
it's actually not, as it turns out

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>>15939423
H*ckin' rad

>> No.15940438

>>15939894
didn't read

>> No.15940451

>>15940341
>paying $10 for a not grilled cheese between bread

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>>15940433
WOW, that's like going against the grain of societal standards! that's so f*cking cool and feminist as fuck!

>> No.15940492

>>15939897
You remind me of this horse that walked into a bar, to whom the barkeep queried, "why the long face?"

>> No.15940560

>>15940492
lol

>> No.15940589

>>15940451
Gordon ostensibly charges more for this to be fair

>but it comes with kimchi

>> No.15940601

>>15940341
Thats a melt

>> No.15940626

>>15940601
doesn't look particularly melty

>> No.15940640

>>15940626
There’s some sad irony for you

>> No.15940650

>>15939897
I bet you retards would laugh if I said “but wrinkles”

>> No.15941453
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here's the menu at the hipster grilled cheese place in my neck of the woods. it's on the level above a used record place and owned by the same people

>> No.15941469 [DELETED] 

>>15941453
I'd love a place like that to be my first meal when I finally start HRT and dress in public for the first time. I guess I feel I'd fit in.

>> No.15941516

>>15941453
>vegan grilled “”””””Cheese”””””” the very first thing
Millenials need to be put in re-education camps

>> No.15941725

>>15939841
Its a ghost kitchen owned by a multi-national corporation prepared in a trailer in a parking lot with clever names to attract zoomer $$

>> No.15941736

>>15940433
its not like im against swearing and do it sometimes in casual conversation but its cringy as fuck when these 30 year old single millennials do it thinking its edgy and cool

>> No.15941741

>>15941453
what is vegan cheese made out of?

>> No.15941743
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>>15940456
>>15940433

>> No.15941749

>>15939539
you make it sound so easy imagine not doing anything in your power to start a business with that much easy profit

>> No.15941753

>>15940341
Does Gordon Ramsey work there?

>> No.15941863

>>15941743
Get me out of this godforsaken hellhole

>> No.15941916

>>15941453
Andromeda melt sounds really good right now.

>> No.15942320

>>15939423
B*tch is a highly triggering word desu

>> No.15943276

>>15939457
Is this shitty restaurant in California or something??? No retard would pay $10 for a grilled cheese sandwich except idiots from California.

>> No.15943371

>>15940433
desu 10% happier is a good read.

>> No.15943379

>>15941453
just got gnomed!

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>>15941736

>> No.15943440

>>15941743
AAAAA

>> No.15943446 [DELETED] 

>>15939423
Probably yet another nigger/commie/cartel money laundering operation, they set these high prices so they can make their stated income seem more believable with the low volume.

>> No.15943482

>>15941453
Honestly not bad for a family owned business, it actually looks like they have some effort put into their options too so I'd eat there.

>> No.15943558

>>15941743
vgh..... Amerika....

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>>15940341
Rustic yeah
Fuck me

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>>15939423
why are americans so afraid of the letter i

>> No.15943804

>>15943691
N*ggers.

>> No.15943879

>>15943804
Thats literally the reason. The n-word, the forbidden word, the blasphemous word.

>> No.15943898

>>15939423
OMG I am absolutely here for this!!

>> No.15943913

>>15943691
*ntegrity

>> No.15943918

>>15943898
where?

>> No.15943927

>>15943918
oh wait never mind you're not being serious sorry

>> No.15944036

I had a gf who ate 3 grilled cheeses in a row with tomato soup.
When I sat down and thought about all the reasons I should break up with her the three grilled cheeses popped into my head.

There's no way she's not a fat fuckin pig now.

>> No.15944140 [DELETED] 

>>15941453
imagine going in there and asking for a "choripapa melt". not even once

>> No.15944145 [DELETED] 

>>15943804
came here to say this. so brave

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>>15941741
shattered dreams and malaise

>> No.15945110

>>15941743
i love america but not this

christ i'm so glad i have money

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>>15940433
Yeah, well, honestly my life started getting a whole lot better the day I started giving a fuck.

Funny how that works. The people who buy that book have a long road ahead.

>> No.15945841

>>15941741
probably some tofu bs

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>>15939457
You need a nice cold pepsi with it

>> No.15946024 [DELETED] 

>>15946019
you should really order some more food
something worth $2 at least

>> No.15946029

>>15939457
You can buy a loaf of bread and giant block of cheese for less than that. lmao.

>> No.15946035

>>15946019
you should really order some more food

>> No.15946040

>>15946035
the guy might be on a pepsi fast.

>> No.15946057

>>15941741
Wood shavings. I'm not even kidding

>> No.15946081

>>15940433
>codependent no more
imagining the target audience for this book is depressing as hell

>> No.15946092

>>15946081
I used to work at Barnes & Noble and that book SELLS. It came out in 1986 and in 2010 we were still selling like ten copies a week.

>> No.15946096

>>15946040
well he should buy more than one pepsi

>> No.15946142

>>15939423
There’s one in SW Florida too. I’ve never even seen the building and only heard of it on Uber eats Is it like a pop up chain?

>> No.15946310

>>15946019
Why is there a delivery fee AND a service fee?
Isn't the delivery the service?

>> No.15946396

>>15946081
Why is it depressing?

>> No.15946525
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>> No.15946838

>>15939430
Dey sell Deez Nuts too? SHEEEEEEEEEIT

>> No.15946857 [DELETED] 

>>15940433
This is what nigger culture does to a nation.

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>>15941743

>> No.15946862

>>15941453
>>15944140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jOomvPnRZ8

>> No.15947064

>>15941743
Okay but the forklift operator shirt is based

>> No.15947672

>>15941453
eating yeast isn't vegan

>> No.15947675

>>15941516
and every other menu item has the word vegan in it

>> No.15947691

>order grilled cheese on Uber eats
>Everything on the menu is 15% more expensive
>$5 delivery charge
>$2.99 service charge plus tip
>Shit skin driver eats half your fries on the way over
>Arrive an hour later with soggy fries and cold hardened cheese
>Thatll be $21.99
Do you faggots really?

>> No.15947806

>>15945565
I swear only one guy designs these book covers.

>> No.15947823

>>15939705
it is an aesthetically pleasing cup but I do not favor a straw

you know what the fellas say If you'll suck on a straw you'll suck on anything

>> No.15947933

>>15941725
This sort of thing is horrific to me and must frustrate city dwellers so much.

>> No.15947938

>>15946310
Delivery fee goes towards paying the driver. Service fee is for doordash/whoever to keep their own service running. They'll even charge items higher on their app for a bigger profit and only send the agreed upon price to the restaurant.

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>>15941453
> Fancy granny is nothing but blown out flaps
Nice

>> No.15948262

>>15940433
>lets swear to show how badass we are!
>but censor it, we dont want to cause trouble, ya know?
Do it or don't do it, but sont do a halfassed job

>> No.15948272

>>15941741
it has to be really bad, because I have a vegan friend and he will eat a regular veggie pizza instead of the began one, saying that he rather break his veganism that eat vegan cheese

>> No.15948283

>>15941453
>cuban
>pork
>ham
>you can choose vegan cheese!
what is the point of vegan cheese on a meat sandwich?

>> No.15948364

>>15939423
Yo I saw that in NYC. Expensive as hell for just grilled cheese.

>> No.15948366

>>15946092
my mom read that book in the 1980s, used it to divorce my dad, fuck up 5 people's lives. read it years later... literally had nothing to do with our family other than all the cunts in california were getting divorced and going back to smoking with new boyfriend's. luckily my dad remarried the exact same woman two more times to make sure we learned our lesson

>> No.15948415

>>15939423
I am a sinner
Who's probably gonna sin again
Lord forgive me
Lord forgive me
Things I don't understand
Sometimes I need to be alone
Bitch don't grill my cheese
Bitch don't grill my cheese
I can feel your energy from two planets away
I got my drink I got my music I would share it but today I'm yelling
Bitch don't grill my cheese
Bitch don't grill my cheese
Bitch don't grill my cheese
Bitch don't grill my cheese

>> No.15948522

>>15948366
your dad divorced and married the same woman 3 times?

>> No.15948530

>>15939423
What's that even supposed to mean??

>> No.15948669

>>15948522
type of woman. my bad

>> No.15948697

>>15948669
Just think you could have inherited all that money wasted on roasties

>> No.15950033

>>15947933
City dwellers are conditioned not to understand the source of their frustration.

>> No.15950818

>>15947806
True, I worked in a book warehouse from 99 until 14 and they literally all looked like that the whole time. Either it's the same guy or there's some kind of rule they have to follow

>> No.15950825

>>15946019
how is the service fee only $.16

>> No.15951161

>>15939705
>>15947823
Gay cup

>> No.15951172

>>15946858
God the one on the right always gets me

>> No.15951173

>>15950825
It's charged based on the pre-tax value of the order. Here it's 10%.

>> No.15951325

>>15948415
Based

>> No.15951360

>>15943276
I paid $25 for a room service pb&j once so...

>> No.15951366

>needing a restaurant for grill cheese sandwiches, macaroni and cheese, and cereal
Are soy suckers such genetic fuck ups that they need a restaurant for the most basic meals?

>> No.15951397

>>15941453
One fancy Granny please

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>>15951397
order up!

>> No.15951447

>>15951366
It's about the experience. Who the hell wants to eat at home like some incel?

>> No.15951856

>>15941516
Why are you so obsessed?

>> No.15951869

>>15939444
There's a popular food truck where I live that is grilled cheese based menu
They hit different neighborhoods on different nights so no one gets tired of them

>> No.15952098

>>15940341
holy shit that sucks

>> No.15952654

>>15939824
Yes you do.

>> No.15952681

>>15951856
You’re in a cult

>> No.15952682

>>15939457
Only an IPA drinker would get that

>> No.15952686

>>15941741
Idk but I had some once and it was horrendous. I

>> No.15952687

>>15943276
idk if its a chain but I saw this shit on a delivery app and im from nyc. had a ton of shit ratings.

>> No.15952694

>>15948697
Boomer men were born to waste money on women. They have passed on that trait to their sons and now we have Only Fans.

>> No.15953278

>>15947691
Yes, and it's because I'm too dumb to know how to cook and I like being able to bitch about being broke as fuck.

>> No.15953304

>>15939705
nostalgic

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>>15945565
you have to be pretty guillebeau to buy books like this

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>>15941743
Got another one to add.

>> No.15953442

>>15948283
l*ctose intolerant people

>> No.15953482

>>15939457
And it arrives lukewarm, and soggy as fuck

>> No.15953503

>>15945565
>>15940433
>every book is a new york times bestseller

easy way to know what to avoid

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>>15952686
what anon, WHAT HAPPENED

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>>15939840
>not knowing they are paying ~20x the actual price for it.
Don’t be retarded; everyone knows that sliced bread and butter and American cheese are cheap ingredients. You are assuming they don’t know, when the truth is they simply don’t care.
You think someone paying $3k+/mo for an apartment or $1mil+ for a condo cares about spending $8-$12 for a grilled cheese?

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>>15954711
that's why they'll always be nouveau riche

anyone who's truly wealthy has hired someone to make it for them, or even makes it themselves. These people want a cheap simulation of what that feels like.

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>>15954732
>that's why they'll always be nouveau riche
Well yeah. The location of this particular place shows that’s exactly who they’re delivering to.

>> No.15955067

>>15941736
I'm gonna be 30 in July, I grew up in a hyper Independent Baptist setting and didn't start cussing until I moved away to college at the age of like 20. I'm making up for lost time my dude. (Although I never curse in a professional setting or in front of my parents so idk)

>> No.15955101

>>15941741
Cashews