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asparagus

>> No.15919708

aren’t you supposed to be permabanned?

>> No.15919710
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15919710

I like the smell of asparagus pee

>> No.15920919

>>15919708
Huh?

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>>15919710
Holy crap, I never thought asparagus could pee.

>> No.15922006

>>15919706
fresh squeezed orange juice

>> No.15922176

>>15919706
amogus

>> No.15922672

>>15919710
First time I had asparagus I was actually frightened because the piss reeked and I'd forgot asparagus does that.

>> No.15922700

>>15922672
Fun fact:
Everybody has stinky asparagus pee after they've indulged, but it's a genetic mutation that allows you to smell it or not.

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/314722

>The substance produced and expelled in urine through metabolizing the vegetable is called asparagus metabolites. This is made up of methanethiol and S-methyl thioesters.
>In a bid to find out if there are genetic factors involved in the ability to either smell or not smell asparagus metabolites, a team of researchers from the United States and Europe conducted a new studyTrusted Source and published the results in the Christmas edition of The BMJ.
>Markt, Mucci, and colleagues identified hundreds of variants in the DNA sequence – across multiple genes involved in the sense of smell – that are strongly linked with the ability to detect asparagus metabolites.
>The investigation revealed 871 variations in DNA sequence particularly associated with being asparagus anosmic. These variations, known as single nucleotide polymorphisms (SNPs), were located on chromosome 1 – a chromosomal region that contains multiple genes connected to the sense of smell.
>A higher proportion of women (62 percent) than men (58 percent) reported that they could not smell the odor. The researchers are dubious of this result as they say that women are known to more accurately and consistently identify smells.

I like to sautee my asparagus in a little bit of clarified butter, and season it only with salt and black pepper.

>> No.15922724

>>15919706
JIMMY! IT'S JIMMY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY!!!!!
Tell him we're having asparagus
he loves asparagus!!!

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15922730

Trash, literally a lawn weed. Same as cauliflower, okra, brussels sprouts, broccoli, and kale.

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15922743

>>15922700
>woman complain more
>researchers are baffled

>> No.15922756

>>15919706
Asparagus, steak, and a baked potato are the kino of meals.

>> No.15923200

>>15919706
I like to say it out loud with some pizazz.
like >ASSS-PARRR-A-GUSSSS

>> No.15923368

Amogus

>> No.15923438

>>15919710
Beet shits are better.

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15923695

>>15919706
>asparagus

>> No.15923701

>>15921039
Kek

>> No.15924592

>>15919706
Damn. Your thread was SO close to being on-topic.