/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15915512]

>2021
>still sipping the caffinated bean jew
Why haven’t you taken the mudpill yet, anon?

[Anonymous No.15915518]

>>15915512
Shut up and drink your Huel, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.15915525]

>>15915512
>Swear word on packaging.
>Arial font.
>Lower case letters.

[Anonymous No.15915536]

>>15915512
I home this hipster company when instantly out of business.

[Anonymous No.15915539]

>>15915525
dont forget pseudo code talk

>MUD/WTR

[Anonymous No.15915543]

It's tea. Just call it tea.
Holy fuck I hate you.

[Anonymous No.15915549]

Dont f*cking talk to me before ive had my MUD/WTR

[Anonymous No.15915562]

Stimulants make me emotional and impulsive. The effect is, for whatever reason, stronger and more immediate with cocoa than with coffee. I only drink water, milk, savory broths, or a mix of lemon juice and saltwater that vaguely tastes like unsweetened Gatorade.

[Anonymous No.15915584]

Why are tea drinkers so insecure about coffee?

[Anonymous No.15915595]

Really grinds my gears when people censor 1 letter of a word. We all know you said fuck. Stop being a faggot and just type it out. Fucking posers I swear

[Anonymous No.15915870]

>>15915595
Get fr*cked

[Anonymous No.15915999]

>>15915525
>swear word bad
What are you, a nun? Lmao faggot

[Anonymous No.15916004]

>>15915999
it's mean :(

[Anonymous No.15916011]

>>15915525
it has swear word so its BAD ASS and COOL you b*tch

[Anonymous No.15916018]

MAKE SURE you only use ONE F**KIN' DROP AT A TIME!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.15916026]

>>15915999
Not that guy, but it just screams gimmicky to me in a bad way so I'll almost never try crap like that

[Anonymous No.15916027]

DUDE!!!! that's F**KIN' HOT SAUCE!!!!

[Anonymous No.15916030]

HOLY F**K!!! that's what you'll say when you taste this f**kin' hot sauce!

[Anonymous No.15916037]

F**K ME!!! that's HOT SAUCE!

[Anonymous No.15916042]

Once you get one nanogram of this hot sauce onto your tongue, you're BUMBLE F**KED!!

[Anonymous No.15916050]

FIERY F*RTS

[Anonymous No.15916055]

T*TS

[Anonymous No.15916062]

>>15916011
>>15915539
>>15915525
I think it's pretty rad, yo.

[Anonymous No.15916064]

SH*T THE BED

[Anonymous No.15916075]

this sauce is N**KING F*TZ

[Anonymous No.15916081]

don't F**K with me

[Anonymous No.15916083]

>>15916050
I think it's time for hotsauces to move away from the poop jokes and go all in.
Racial slurs and the like.
I want to buy a hotsauce called "Hanged Nigger" or "Wife Beater" or somesuch

[Anonymous No.15916084]

>cordyceps
??????

[Anonymous No.15916089]

GO F**K YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.15916094]

>>15916075
this is kinda funny

[Anonymous No.15916096]

F**K! THIS SH*T IS HOT

[Anonymous No.15916102]

>>15916084
>cordyceps
Eat the parasitic fungi, anon.

[Anonymous No.15916106]

F**K OFF AND DIE!!!

[Anonymous No.15916111]

give me that HOT P**SY JUICE

[Anonymous No.15916112]

>>15916083
"Rapist" would be a good name too

[Anonymous No.15916120]

>>15916083
>trying to normalize racism
Ugh... can you not?

[Anonymous No.15916121]

Give me that HOT ASS

[Anonymous No.15916130]

*SNIFFFFFF* ahhhh ASS GAS

[Anonymous No.15916135]

I want the BIG D*CK

[Anonymous No.15916137]

BRAND NEW A**HOLE

[Anonymous No.15916141]

ASS BLASTER

[Anonymous No.15916147]

>>15916141
hahaha that's a toilet and a donkey!

[Anonymous No.15916164]

>>15916120
I wonder how long until they start calling Holland's sauce racist for using the word "gringo"

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[Anonymous No.15916176]

>cordyceps
COFFEE BEAN BAD
PARASITIC FUNGUS GOOD

[Anonymous No.15916181]

>>15916176

[Anonymous No.15916185]

>>15915543
>contains no camellia sinensis
not tea.

[Anonymous No.15916285]

I can't believe these hot sauces are real products.

[Anonymous No.15916305]

>>15916084
Yeah, that stuff. Supposedly has some health benefits, but I don't know if it's confirmed. Lion's mane definitely does, though.

[Anonymous No.15916314]

>>15915512
coffee is the most anti jew drink bar water faggot

[Anonymous No.15916319]

>>15916176
>>15916102
Don't be childish. It's no different from eating any other fungus. Regular mushrooms feed on rotting dead things, which is no less disgusting than parasitically feeding on bugs.

[Anonymous No.15916348]

>>15916319
Parasitism is one thing. Mindjacking is another

[Anonymous No.15916364]

>>15916348
Yeah but it's not like it's gonna mindjack a human, silly

[Anonymous No.15916367]

>>15916348
well you don't have to worry if you're not an insect.

[Anonymous No.15916378]

>>15916364
>t. sentient clicker

[Anonymous No.15917558]

looks okay
i would try it maybe until i saw the tastelss "fuck your coffee" catchphrase. edgy.
trying to make your gay little drink lifestyle is an instant turnoff for me

[Anonymous No.15917939]

Who the fuck do you think would win in a kitchen fight - coffee drinkers or tea

[Anonymous No.15918014]

>>15915512
>le joos xddd

[Anonymous No.15918020]

>>15915512
using curse words in your brand's name is about the cheesiest cringe imaginable

[Anonymous No.15918042]

>>15917939
Tea drinkers are trained in kung-fu

[Anonymous No.15918145]

>>15918042

Coffee drinkers are trained in hurt-you

[Anonymous No.15918241]

>>15915512
>Cordyceps
>Lion's Mane
concern

[Anonymous No.15918284]

>>15916141
stuff reminds me of /fit/s pre workout meme

[Anonymous No.15918330]

>>15915512
so that's literally chocolate flavored chai with numale hipster lingo

[Anonymous No.15918334]

[Anonymous No.15918339]

>>15917939
sipers

[Anonymous No.15918347]

>>15915512
This looks like some gay shit that only San Francisco tech bros drink cause it was promoted on a podcast alongside DMT and ayahuasca

[Anonymous No.15918357]

>>15915562
Try nicotine. Waaaay more chill than caffeine

[Anonymous No.15918371]

>>15916055
Kinda based ngl

[Anonymous No.15918393]

you cunts, i just had my second fllor, i cant breathe

[Anonymous No.15918402]

>>15918393
coffee*

[Anonymous No.15918464]

>>15916185
masala chai, chai is the Indian word for tea, its black tea ground into powder, its spiced Indian matcha

[Anonymous No.15918471]

>>15916112
fiery anal rapist

[Anonymous No.15918473]

>>15917939
how many wars have been fought over coffee and soy milk?

[Anonymous No.15918474]

>>15918464
Western brands never use masala chai to mean actual tea, they think it's just the spices.

[Anonymous No.15918478]

>>15916364
>yes human the mycoids have no interest in mindjacking you by the way you should climb somewhere high itll be cool dont worry about the heights just hang on to something real tight and wait there

[Anonymous No.15918486]

>>15918474
saw an advert with the creator, he 'found' himself while in india drinking masala chai with the locals, its base is black tea powder + other stuff for health benefits

[Anonymous No.15918489]

>>15918473
coffee?
a shitload
https://equalexchange.coop/history-of-coffee-in-el-salvador
soy milk?
could barely call those limpwristed slapfights in whole foods a war

[Anonymous No.15918496]

>>15918486
The creator is a charisma vacuum. The one ad that is supposed to come off as him being conversational just makes him seem like a robot.

[Anonymous No.15918499]

>>15915512
>not just waking up
>promoting a literal youtube commercial

[Anonymous No.15918505]

>>15918496
yeah i wouldn't drink the stuff and the silicon valley tech lingo is a real turn off, but it does contain tea

[Anonymous No.15918741]

>>15915512
>cuss words in official marketing material/packaging
That's gonna be a no from me.

[Anonymous No.15918751]

https://youtu.be/pzdHHEOXzFM
wtf is this shit? I really hope they do>>15915536
and then this stupid cunt goes rioting with shmer's spirit brothers before getting a pepper round to her eye

[Anonymous No.15918753]

>>15916050

[Anonymous No.15918757]

>>15916364
Toxoplasmosis gondii does

[Anonymous No.15918762]

>>15916083
the hot sauce for the thinking man
HOLOCAUSTER BRAND HOT SAUCE
MADE WITH REAL CAROLINA REAPERS

[Anonymous No.15918773]

>>15918757
No, it actually doesn't little redditor.

[Anonymous No.15918780]

>>15915595
Get fuck*d nig*ger

[Anonymous No.15918784]

>>15918751
>5:30
>"Now exhale out your feet."

[Anonymous No.15918804]

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>>15916141
LMAO kek pretty hilarious

[Anonymous No.15918811]

>>15915512
> look up those gps coordinates
> of course it's LA
I don't miss that state at all

[Anonymous No.15918832]

>>15915512
If it is "mud" then how can it beat the Jew? Presumably it is just loaded with sugar.

[Anonymous No.15918993]

i also got ads for this on youtube, was confused, looked it up, and was even more confused

[Anonymous No.15919011]

>>15916185
>camellia sinensis
so what the fuck do you call peppermint tea?

[Anonymous No.15919016]

>>15919011
It's a soup.

[Anonymous No.15919024]

>>15919016

[Anonymous No.15919031]

>>15918241
What's bad about lion's mane?

[Anonymous No.15919046]

>>15919031
It bites

[Anonymous No.15919060]

>>15919016
It's a broth.

[Anonymous No.15919069]

>>15919031
Causes ego death, turning you into an NPC

[Anonymous No.15919135]

>>15919011
tisane.

[Anonymous No.15919863]

>>15916062

[Anonymous No.15919869]

>>15918751
this person probably get paid double what you do and that is just sad

[Anonymous No.15919873]

>>15916050

[Anonymous No.15919876]

is hot cause """culture""" or craft beer """culture""" worse?

[Anonymous No.15919877]

>>15918284
thats for the lol anon

[Anonymous No.15919891]

>>15918773
Redditors are the ones who HAVE toxoplasmosis, anon. That's what makes them fags. You need to sort your narratives out

[Anonymous No.15919894]

>$new_product is better than $old_product!

[Anonymous No.15919905]

>>15915512
what is with coffee drinkers? you guys are more annoying than vegans.

[Anonymous No.15919928]

>>15919876
craft beer. their faggy reddit descriptions takes it one step further.
>it pours a light amber color
>the nose is hippety hoppity

[Anonymous No.15919981]

>>15919876
Craft beer redditoids obsess over beer that tastes bad like IPA. They completely disregard the actual culture and history of actual beers to get shitty new-fangled versions of the same type of beer from "small and local" craft breweries that make big bucks off their stupidity. and because it tastes like ass, they have to make up all kinds of nonsensical things about the beer and what it actually tastes to distract from how it actually tastes and try to play up how different it is from boomers and rednecks drinking bud light when it's worse. All of this when they could talk about what about beer is actually interesting, or just shut the hell up and enjoy their cold one instead of being a redditor about it. The hot saucers and their "epic chilihead :DDD" are cringe but at least they embrace things about hot sauce that are true.

[Anonymous No.15920022]

>>15915512
Why is hair of dog contained in the liquid and why is there coordinates? And it is point to a isralian in tel aviv

[Anonymous No.15920084]

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>>15916141
Where the cum sauce at

[Anonymous No.15920094]

>>15919069
that's golden teacher

[Anonymous No.15920637]

>>15915512
Lions Mane, lol ok faggot, drink your bbc

[Anonymous No.15920647]

>>15915562
Are you a woman?

[Anonymous No.15920719]

>>15915595
s*unds l*ke y*u *re ups*t an*n

[Anonymous No.15920763]

>>15915512
My mom sent me some of this as a random gift and I honestly really like it. Coffee makes me anxious as fuck but I love hot drinks so this has been nice.

[Anonymous No.15920815]

>>15918784
hey don't be prejudiced, the irish doctor on the george floyd trial said he was trying to breathe through his hands so it should be possible to breathe through your feet too

[Anonymous No.15920820]

>>15919905
rent free

[Anonymous No.15920840]

>>15920815
>the irish doctor on the george floyd trial said he was trying to breathe through his hands
What?

[Anonymous No.15920876]

>>15920840
somewhere along the four-hour testimony this guy said that floyd wriggling his hands while handcuffed was a sign that he was trying to breathe through them
he later said that floyd kicking his legs back was the exact moment when his breath left his body because his leg breathing stopped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ROQLkGn8-E

[Anonymous No.15920897]

>>15915512
Cordyceps is either a muscle group or a fish.

[Anonymous No.15920925]

>>15920815
MEDS

[Anonymous No.15921603]

>>15919891
Uh huh sure little redditor....

[Anonymous No.15922149]

>>15915512
>minimalist style
>shitty inspirational quote
>F*CK YOUR COFFEE!!!!!

normie shit

[Anonymous No.15922158]

>>15922149
>normies
>anything inspirational

lmao, they are eunuch nihilists.
if this product was supposed to pander to them this will have the faggot rainbow flag or the face of rick sanchez.

[Anonymous No.15922182]

>>15922158
>lmao, they are eunuch nihilists.
No that's you. Hhahahaha owned bitch.
---------------------own zone---------------------------
>>15922158
--------------------own zone----------------------------

[Anonymous No.15922229]

>>15915512
If you don't like coffee you can get your caffeine through tea. That's the camellia sinensis kind, to be specific. Just add boiling water and you're in business.

[Anonymous No.15922272]

>tfw you finish your first MUD/WTR

[Anonymous No.15922326]

>>15922272
That's the excess buildup of the coffee poison leaving your body. MUD/WTR has 1/7th the caffeine. Detoxify the weakness from yourself.

[Anonymous No.15922350]

>>15915512
>Fuck your coffee
Why is this kind of aggressive/abrasive/negative marketing so popular these days?

[Anonymous No.15922533]

>>15915512
I like the taste of coffee.

[Anonymous No.15922819]

>>15922533
F*ck the taste of coffee.

[Anonymous No.15923110]

>>15915512
>chai believe I can fly
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.15923137]

>>15923110
Hmm, It prolly tastes like piss.

[Anonymous No.15923153]

[Anonymous No.15923325]

>>15922819
:(

[Anonymous No.15923331]

>>15915518
>not treating Huel as a better protein powder as opposed to a meal replacement

Take the Huel Black pill lanklet.

[Anonymous No.15923591]

>>15915512
The marketing worked on me; where can I purchase a can to try it out?

[Anonymous No.15923711]

>>15915512
>mud
>wtr
Dumbass couldn't even name it earth wtr or something.

[Anonymous No.15923939]

>>15922272
Based MMO poster can't wait for Crisis Zone

[Anonymous No.15923943]

>>15915512
>mud water
Literally sounds like trucker diarrhea.

[Anonymous No.15924561]

>>15918751
this is retarded but cozy.

idk if you've ever been to a buddhist temple but its sorta like that.

[Anonymous No.15924626]

>>15916084
Yum

[Anonymous No.15924782]

>>15915512
Imagine being an adult and not being able to use the word "fuck".

[Anonymous No.15924785]

I hate this style of marketing so much

[Anonymous No.15924814]

>>15916120
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.15924819]

>>15915512
that reminds me I gotta order more lion's mane

[Anonymous No.15925187]

>naming things that parallel with the peasant and slave genes that have proliferated today
I guarantee if I sell sludge water and call it something gay like SLUDGTe people would buy it.

[Anonymous No.15925476]

>>15920840
The floyd trials have been wild.
>smoking is only a problem for 10% of people that do it

[Anonymous No.15925482]

>>15915595
its a meme you dip

[Anonymous No.15925573]

>>15915595
I really dislike it especially when it's used in public signage or something
Just strikes me as disingenuous. If society really want the word fuck to be used in front of children we'd have changed obscenity laws about it.
Also it removes all the edge of using a curse word and has generally devalued swearing as a whole. Self-defeating and weak.

[Anonymous No.15925838]

>>15925573
>obscenity laws
What obscenity laws?

[Anonymous No.15925847]

>>15925573
Massive faggot.

[Anonymous No.15925854]

>>15925838
Maybe I'm wrong but I'm pretty confident there are public decency codes in most places that somewhat limit what sort of risque or obscene content can be on public-facing signage and art or something

[Anonymous No.15925900]

>>15925838
At least in the US, there are codes which prohibit obscenities (swear words, nudity, etc) from public spaces. There are exceptions and protections for art, but billboards and packaging are never exempted. It's why you won't find packages with uncensored swear words in grocery stores or nudity on DVD box art.

[Anonymous No.15926001]

>>15925482
A meme for 12 year olds on reddit, maybe. You faggot fuck.

[Anonymous No.15927038]

Can't wait to mix this with my soy beverage

[Anonymous No.15927124]

>>15918014
t yehudi xD

[Anonymous No.15927293]

>>15919011
infusion

[Anonymous No.15927421]

>>15916185
>herbal tea isn't tea
ok retard

[Anonymous No.15927436]

>>15915512
>$60+shipping for 30 cups
>Calling others jew water

[Anonymous No.15927443]

>>15927421
It's tisane.

[Anonymous No.15928050]

>>15915512
>claims coffee to be (((coffee)))
>this shit is way more expensive, not as effective as caffeine
I guess it’s good if you don’t have self control with caffeine or are especially sensitive, but otherwise why? I don’t need canned over marketed chai

[Anonymous No.15928064]

>>15915512
>chai
Chai is just Hindi for tea you retarded bumbling hipster niggers.
JEsus fuck.

[Anonymous No.15928106]

>>15915512
>buys from another jew.
problem solved u sissy fucking faggot lover. get ur attention elsewhere

[Anonymous No.15928154]

>>15916050
I want a girl to fart this in my mouth

[Anonymous No.15928191]

>>15915512
I quit drinking coffee after my best friend died.

Also idk moldy herb drink seems kind of... gross. Chaga is literally a tree blight and is generally not harvested sustainably when done commercially. I've heard stories of people breaking onto other peoples properties to steal chaga from infected trees and it resulting in the tree dying prematurely, taking the chaga with it.

[Anonymous No.15928285]

>>15918393
>>15918402
You're supposed to dissolve the powder into water

[Anonymous No.15928331]

>>15928191
Is that supposed to be a dick and balls? Because it looks like a turkey shape

[Anonymous No.15928597]

>>15928050
>equates coffee with caffeine
>op product has caffeine
>has no coffee

[Anonymous No.15928962]

>>15928191
Your friend died from caffeine?

[Anonymous No.15929101]

>>15915512
>F*ck your coffee
Who does this type of marketing appeal to? Is it millennial females who want to feel empowered and sassy? It’s weird to see so many brands promoting being as unprofessional and uncessarily aggressive as possible, like they’re underage posters or something

[Anonymous No.15929329]

>>15928597
It’s not summer already is it?

[Anonymous No.15929465]

>>15916050
>BRRRAAAAPPPPP

[Anonymous No.15929608]

>>15915595
>wh*te "people

[Anonymous No.15929636]

>>15925482
i haven't seen that video is a phat while

[Anonymous No.15929679]

>>15915512
>This post is advertising or begging.

[Anonymous No.15929849]

>>15916030
>THE RIB MAN
>HOLY FUCK
>MADE IN ENGLAND BY THE RIBMAN LTD
I'd like to break this man's ribs.

[Anonymous No.15929930]

>>15926001
yeah, and they weren't making the meme specifically for your unfun ass, faggot

[Anonymous No.15929948]

>>15929101
>Who does this type of marketing appeal to?
Insecure men who feel reassured by [brand] running down the things they personally don't like.

[Anonymous No.15929962]

>>15915512
>chai believe I can fly
OP really thinks kikes don't own this brand, huh. it reeks of democrat

[Anonymous No.15929966]

>>15929962
is it not exhausting to have to see everything through a retarded dichotomous rep/dem lens all the time