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“I’d love to come over for dinner anon! What are you making?”

>> No.15892466
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cream pies

>> No.15892469
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SHWING!

>> No.15892476

what's wrong with her arm? Did she get burned in the kitchen?

>> No.15892485

>>15892463
Cougar en Pelouche with Tarte Tatin à la Tart for dessert.

>> No.15892487

>otherwise attractive woman
>shitty tattoos
every fucking time

>> No.15892488

>>15892463
A delicious spread, a feast, enough for a family of dozen! And hopefully enough for you lardass

>> No.15892490
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>>15892463
B O O B A
O
O
B
A

>> No.15892492

>>15892463
A salad since you need to lose some weight bitch.

>> No.15892497

>>15892463
I bet her tits are so saggy the nipples are in the underboob crease, imagine the stench of that sweaty mass

>> No.15892503

>>15892463
Salad

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>>15892476
>>15892487
>Eww, a woman made decisions about her own body without my approval? She can’t get my socially awkward 3 inch white penis now.

>> No.15892505

>>15892497
Smells like victory

>> No.15892524

>>15892504
Yes. Defend the cow’s poop smear arm.

>> No.15892537

>>15892524
If your poop smears like the shading in a black and white tattoo, you need to see a doctor immediately.

>> No.15892538

>>15892463
Man, I really hate American women and the sinks who enable them to look disgusting

>> No.15892543

cock au wine

>> No.15892544

>>15892466
Checked n keked

>> No.15892547

>>15892538
>I hate American women
They don’t think about you. At all.

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>>15892463
Whoopie pies

>> No.15892560

>>15892487
Indeed, I'll never understand it, it's like graffiti on a palace or vandalising a work of art. Some people just hate themselves I suppose, good warning sign I guess.

>> No.15892564

>>15892537
It’s the other way around, though.

>> No.15892565

>>15892560
It's my temple, and I'll draw all the dicks I want on it, thanks!

>> No.15892568

Seriously though, how come incels are always seething about tattoos?

>> No.15892581

>>15892564
That's quite obviously a greyscale scene with defoliated deciduous trees. You compared it to a shit smear, because you've seen shit smears like that. Either you're caring for a very ill individual, or you, yourself are leaving thin films of black residue on the porcelain.

>> No.15892596

>>15892581
The tattoo looks like shit. I bet you have one that looks like shit too.

>> No.15892603

>>15892596
Only surgical scars. Seriously, consult a physician. Shit isn't supposed to look like that.

>> No.15892604

>>15892497

>enjoying a wonderful meal with pleasant conversation
>slowly caressing her ample breasts while sipping a glass of wine
>burying your cock insider her 45 mins later and multiple times throughout the night


It’s like you don’t want to have please women

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>> No.15892609

>>15892581
I’ve seen better looking shit smears, in all seriousness, at the MOMA.

>> No.15892619

>>15892607
Imagine debasing yourself like this for money.

>> No.15892620

>>15892581
>That's quite obviously a greyscale scene with defoliated deciduous trees
Looks more like burn scars to me.