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>Bourdain, August 2011: "I look at Guy Fieri and I just think, 'Jesus, I'm glad that's not me.' You work that hard and there's not a single show of yours that you'd want to sit down and say, 'Hey, I made that last week. Look at that camera work. It's really good, huh?' I'm proud of what I do."

>Bourdain, September 2012: "I’m fascinated by the Guy Fieri terror-dome they just opened up. 600 seats, something like that? 600 seats. And a gift shop. And all of these poor diners, drives and whatever, douchebags waddle in there. First of all, he single handedly turned the neighborhood into the Ed Hardy district which I’m a little pissed off about..."

>Fieri, October 2012: “Everybody’s been asking me, ‘What on earth are you going to say at Bourdain’s roast? He’s been shit-talking your name everywhere.’ And I’ve been saying, ‘Don’t you worry about me. I won’t touch him with a 10-pole, because smack-talking Bourdain would be like hitting a piñata full of shit.’ Real messy. I want everyone to understand that I’m going to be the bigger man. I’m going to take the high road. I wouldn’t dare come up here and call Anthony Bourdain any of these things that people have called him: No-good, loud mouth, jerkoff, wannabe authority, pseudo rebel, nerd, shit-talking, blow hard, celebrity-seeking, Eric-Ripert coattail, Mario Batali ass-kissing hate monger... Jose Canseco of the food world, snaggle tooth, Lurch-looking motherfucker. No, I’m here to take the high road.”

>Fieri, October 2012: "Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? ... Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."

>> No.15888328

wtf? I like Guy now

>> No.15888330

>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter.
this burn is why he killed himself lol

>> No.15888333

>>15888317
Unequivocally based. Flavortown mayor dabbing on the dead pedophile. Fuck Bourdain harder than he fucked children.

>> No.15888338

>>15888317
the real reason anthony bourdain committed suicide

>> No.15888339

never realized how much of a roast master Guy was. based flavortown man

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>>15888317
It's so easy to be bitter and hateful
Wanna be like Guy unironically and just be positive and kind
He also makes good memes

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>>15888317
>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter.

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>>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter.
S A V A G E

>> No.15888464

>>15888317
Maybe if bourdain (and many others) did what guy does and focus on being a positive force in the world rather than tearing down others, he would still be alive.

>> No.15888475

>>15888317
I didn't know there were so many hipsters on this board.

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>>15888317
I laugh all the time that Guy Fieri is alive and well and making a difference in the world. Always hear about him in the news helping first responders or just normal people in general. Bourdain will go down as a pedophile and a cuck who offed himself over a fellow junkie who couldn’t stand how much of an insufferable pussy he was and found an actual man elsewhere to satisfy her

>> No.15888587

>>15888475
Hipsters are the Bourdain fans. Keep up

>> No.15888643

>>15888587
You telling me Guy Fieri isn't a hipster, now I've read everything?

>> No.15888648

>>15888643
hey this dude doesn't know what a hipster is

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>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter.

>> No.15888670

>>15888648
A hipster denies being a hipster at all cost.

>> No.15888684

>>15888333
>>15888491
>pedophile
Classic projection on your part.

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>>15888670
I actually fancy myself something of a hipster.

>> No.15888717

>>15888692
How did you get that photo of me?

>> No.15888730

bourdain literally got cuckd to death

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>>15888643
>I’m fascinated by the Guy Fieri terror-dome they just opened up. 600 seats, something like that? 600 seats. And a gift shop. And all of these poor diners, drives and whatever, douchebags waddle in there. First of all, he single handedly turned the neighborhood into the Ed Hardy district which I’m a little pissed off about..."
This is something a hipster would say
Pic related is not how a hipster would dress, today

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>>15888317
>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."
what a legend

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>> No.15888843

>>15888317

>i heard you're the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a bic lighter

Holy moly

>> No.15888847

>>15888804
but a hipster stuck in the early 2000's would wear Ed Hardy

>> No.15888850

>>15888317

Guy fieri is positive, wholesome, and not an alcoholic drug abuser. Bourdain is an uppity turd who killed himself

>> No.15888881

>>15888847
Hipsters aren't stuck. They may have worn Ed Hardy before it was popular, and moved on to something else by the time it was. That's why Bourdain uses it to insult him in 2012. It's Bourdain trying to claim the cool high ground

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>>15888317
>bourdain
>"Although he was not raised in a specified religion, his father was Catholic, while his mother was Jewish. Bourdain stated that, though he was considered Jewish by Judaism's definition, "I've never been in a synagogue. I don't believe in a higher power. But that doesn't make me any less Jewish, I don't think.""

>> No.15888934

>>15888317
>smack-talking Bourdain would be like hitting a piñata full of shit.’ Real messy.
Sweet mother of fuck.
Fieri isn’t just the Mayor of Flavortown, he’s also the Poet Laureate.

>> No.15888947

>>15888881
You're a hipster, and you're stuck on 4chan until you die

>> No.15889060

>>15888850
Eh he kinda seems like a dick.

It's stupid how in his game show he makes the winners scramble to "earn" the $20,000 they've ALREADY EARNED. He seems like a guy who would've voted for George W..

>> No.15889446

>>15889060
>He seems like a guy who would've voted for George W..
which is based as fuck redditor

>> No.15889469

>>15888317
Wtf I love guy now

>> No.15889525

>>15888317
I've never seen anything that Guy Fieri made that wasn't a pile of fucking sloppy american trash ''food''. If some dishes are the culinary equivalent of a carefully orchestrated symphony, what Guy Fieri does is like an autistic child with an accordion.

>> No.15889818

>>15889446
Based presidents don't get shoes thrown at them asshat!

>> No.15889859

>>15888317
>he single handedly turned the neighborhood into the Ed Hardy district
Isn't this the guy with a bunch of shitty tattoos, a typical barbershop haircut and who hanged out with MMA douchebags?

>> No.15889878

>>15889859
Nah, he hanged out alone in a hotel room

>> No.15889889

>>15889060
>He seems like a guy who would've voted for George W..
>literal babby-tier textbook example of non sequitur, formed of irresistible emotional compulsion
You said a lot more about yourself than Mayor McFlavor, friend.

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>>15888947
I was a hipster before 4chan. Before it was cool, I used to shitpost on rotten, ogrish, cruel site of the day, etc. i.e. sites you've probably never heard of

>> No.15889911

>>15889889
Well said my friend

>> No.15889923

>>15889910
I was a memebase guy personnely

>> No.15889950

>>15889878
spicy

>> No.15890029

>>15889878
D-do you like my thread, Guy?

>> No.15890050 [DELETED] 

>>15888684
Well he was Jewish so it's likely

>> No.15890340

>>15889910
I know all of those to well, in fact, I helped to get them up and running.

>> No.15890746

>>15890050
He had loads of blood/sacrifice images on his social media.

>> No.15891010

>>15889889
He seems like a fake-nice retard. Id est a guy who would have voted for W because he seemed like a "good man". No emotionality in my observation...just knowledge from experience. On the show he butters people up, calls em "chief", "big guy", "muh brave troops", yadda yadda, blah blah, then at the end after all that backslapping he makes them pointlessly run around to "win" what they already won with hard work. Degrading. Sounds like something a fake-nice retard would do.

>> No.15891012

>>15889525
Hey, don't you rag on Polka!

>> No.15891029

>>15891010
seems like you're reading too much into a television game show

>> No.15891039

>>15888317
I would like Guy, but he won't eat eggs so I can't.

>> No.15891103

>>15888850
he didn't even kill himself, he died choking himself while jacking off. ANY time you hear "hung themselves", especially when a belt is mentioned, they were whacking it while oxygen deprived.

>> No.15891117

Bourdain was always a fucking loser, trying to portray himself as the Ken Keasey of cooking while being a completely overrated douche who managed to ride a success wave off of an overrated book.

Fieri isn't the best chef, but he's a great dude, a great entertainer, and makes a shitton of money, and he didn't need to do it by talking about a cocaine addiction.

>> No.15891130

Why did everyone all of a sudden pretend like Fieri is supposed to be pronounced like "Fietty"?

>> No.15891583

Guy -- Brand Brahs and Brews; got my main man Deontre Tiller with me here
AB -- Gonzo Food Journalism; today we landed in Afghanistan...

Two different styles. Personally I like them both. But AB is a better read.
I still can't stand how much Guy does the "Drop it like it's....hot" shtick
ENOUGH

>> No.15891625

>>15891583
>fuck off and take your stunted reddit post formatting with you. you're not cool or unique, you're a faggot.

>> No.15891675

>>15888684
There is a nearly 0 percent chance the man was not a pedophile. It would have gone everywhere if it weren't for his money being in the hands of the only people who could seriously blow it open, but they don't because they'd just be shooting themselves in the foot.

>> No.15891960

>>15888333
>>15888491
Where is the rumor that hes a pedo appear? The cuck one is understandable

>> No.15891964

>>15888666
Trips of luck (888) and evil (666) checkem

>> No.15891967

>>15888881
Numbers never lie

>> No.15891971

>>15889525
Well it shows how he know his market.

>> No.15891973

Diners, Drive-in, and Dives is one of the best food shows on tv desu

>> No.15892004

>>15891960
he's such a massive degenerate, logically it makes sense

>> No.15892046

>>15891130
I remember when this happened in like 2014. It's mucho authentico italiano

>> No.15892069

Guy is a douche. Actually met him in a pub in Boston. He was an arrogant pompous ass.

>> No.15892073

>>15891675
>he was a pedo!
>prove it
>well he was such so it's impossible that he wasn't a pedo!

ok, retard. Those grapes aren't as sour as you seem to think.

>> No.15892084

>>15888317
They're both insufferable faggots but moreso Bourdain.

>> No.15892266

>>15888317
>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter.
holy shit

>> No.15892275

>>15891039
He doesn't because his parents tried to force him to eat eggs when he was a kid.

>> No.15892301

>>15892275
did he have to eat all the eggs?

>> No.15892343

>>15891010
He gives a ton of money away without flaunting it at all

>> No.15892441

>>15888910
Aww..but of course..the seeds of destruction..always common among the jewish world..they're not happy until misery is sown..I for one like Guy..he's great..never eatenat his places but wouldn't rule it out..
Bourdain was a anti-white, overly smug, left wing, fake intellectual commie..fit perfect into the NPR style of content..the jewish owned media praised him as a culinary demigod, world conscious, visionary that brought grace and elite-ism to the self righteous..
Fuck that dude..

>> No.15892558

>>15891960
you know how women will call a guy a virgin as an insult because they don't like him but have nothing on the guy? same shit with the people on this site that can't stop talking about pedos

>> No.15892749

>>15892558
pretty much

>> No.15892765

Never forget AB’s most famous moment was having pho with Big Mike’s husband

>> No.15893030

>>15888317
god bless guy fieri, he's been quietly batting for small restaurants throughout the pandemic.

>> No.15893106

>>15893030
that's true, at the end of his shows he has a "relief fund" for out of work restaurant employees

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>>15891960
>The cuck one is understandable
That one's not even understandable. It's 100% true that Bourdain was literally cucked to death by a 17 year old.

>> No.15893140

>>15893106
but didn't someone say earlier that he doesn't flaunt is charitable nature

>> No.15893154

>>15888317
>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter.
Absolutely destroyed. He could never recover, and that's why he necked himself.

>> No.15893170

>>15893140
The show has a fund I guess. His personal giving to communities you have to search to see
He's a great guy, not sure why you're obsessed with tearing him down

>> No.15893184

>>15893170
>everyone is tearing down AB in this thread
I'm just trying to fit in

>> No.15893199

>>15893184
We're packed like sardines in here as it is!

>> No.15893205

>>15893184
>AB is a snobby pedophile who would be a darkcel if he didn't rape kids and can't even cook at a high level; basically just a poser trying to be Marco and failing
>Fieri is an echo of the 90s who also can't cook at a high level but is a nice guy who gives back to the community and created a unique niche for himself on cooking networks
I wonder why.

>> No.15893209

>>15888317
>And all of these poor diners, drives and whatever, douchebags waddle in there.
What an asshole.

>> No.15893216

>>15893205
Is there even a single shred of evidence that King Cuck was a child molester?

>> No.15893225

>>15893216
this

>> No.15893230

>>15893216
Don't ask me; ask the kids living in all those countries he visited. Better yet, ask the people who saw his behavior off-set when he was staying there.

>> No.15893238

>>15893184
One presents themselves as a wicked nihilist constantly speaking like a depressed teenager about how doomed society is

The other only uplifts others and compliments their food, advertising for small restaurants

Which one would it be weird to shit on in this scenario

>> No.15893254

>>15893238
reddit spacer projecting

>> No.15893276

>>15888317
I love Bourdain, and I love No Reservations, but I also love Triple D, and that last burn made me love Guy even more than I already did. Is this like the food equivalent of the Roger Ebert-Vince Gallo back-and-forths?

>> No.15893278

>>15893230
You could have just typed "zero evidence at all" and saved yourself the trouble.

>> No.15893280

>>15893278
You really want me to post it, nigga?

>> No.15893314

>>15893254
anyone who calls people out for "reddit" spacing is the newest of newfags and needs to go back

>> No.15893329

>>15893314
Been here since 2005 and no one spaces their posts like that except fags from the reddit invasion

>> No.15893346

>>15893329
literally everyone in the fucking universe spaces like that

>> No.15893354

>>15893346
Not here, newfag

>> No.15893377

Guy Fieri may have a more likable TV persona, but the people who live in his area still think he’s a major douche. Anthony Bourdain was a miser but had a much better show. He probably didn’t pull up to places in a bitchin’ ride and attention whore like Guy Fieri, but he was probably not that easy to be around.

>> No.15893389

>>15893354
so why'd it take everyone 11 fuckin years to bitch about it?

go back

>> No.15893391

>>15893377
He was a miser because he spent all his money burying his pedophilia charges and also buying child hookers

>> No.15893395

>>15893389
Because it triggers fags like you, and it was low on the priority list of things that annoy us about reddit, the soapbox of the internet

>> No.15893402

>>15893391
Proof?

>> No.15893404

>>15893389
Get the fuck off my board redditfag!

>> No.15893405

>>15892558
This is a cope.

>> No.15893406

>>15889818
don't all of your presidents get shoes thrown at them?

>> No.15893429

>>15893406
I think that's how Charles Guiteau killed Garfield

>> No.15893540

>>15893280
yes

>> No.15893563

>>15892558
Seethe and go back to plebbit queer

>> No.15893662

>>15891625
Classic attack; dodging the question/intent
Pleb

>> No.15893679

>>15889060
They play for the chance to win 20,000 dollars. Huge difference from saying they earned it. The whole show is about games and you're surprised the last part is game to? You're so fucking stupid. Go Chris Benoit yourself and family.

>> No.15893689

>>15889525
>I haven't bothered to do my own research
>but here's my conclusion based on my uneducated opinion

Checks out, I guess.

>> No.15893720

>>15892069
Did you know celebrities are humans to? They have their own problems and don't need you to get in their face.

>> No.15893742

>>15888643
You know the heavily tattooed skinny guys in skin tight jeans that have a curly mustache and ride fixed gear bicycles? Those are hipsters.

Guy is more of a Rockabilly if anything.

>> No.15893762

>>15893742
The definition of hipster is in the eye of the beholder. I've heard countless definitions of it.

>> No.15893777

>>15893679
Technically, when you're working, you're just "playing for the chance to win your paycheck," little man.

>> No.15893784

>>15893329
No one buys that just fyi

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>fieri is a gazillionaire and family man with a loyal wife and 300 television shows
>bourdain killed himself because he got publicly cuckolded and humiliated

>> No.15893791

>>15889060
>George W.
Bros i miss bush like you wouldn't believe. Such a good dude.

>> No.15893795

>>15891010
>muh brave troops
Confirmed commie. Dial8

>> No.15893802

>>15893784
I don't care if a bunch of newfags believe me or not because they wouldn't even have valid reasons to have any disbelief in the first place

>> No.15893868

>>15893742
>Guy is more of a Rockabilly if anything.
Not rockabilly at all. If I had to describe his look it would be somewhere between the lead singer of an early 2000s ska or Christian nu-metal band and high-schoolers who wear DBZ button-up shirts. He has his own style.

>> No.15893885

>>15893868
There's a touch of bad motorcyle paintjob and overdone hair product to what he does... Nu-Billy?

>> No.15893887

>>15893791
Bush was fucking garbage, zoomer.

>> No.15893889

>>15893802
(1) yes you do, obviously
(2) no you are not, obviously
(3) do not reply please

>> No.15893892

So after he died we were theorizing that the pedo elite killed him to hide their deeds and now we think HES the pedo elite? I cannot keep up with these plot twists

>> No.15893895

>>15893889
I'll reply if I want faggot

>> No.15893901

>>15893389
Based

>> No.15893941

>>15893895
You really will. Wow.

>> No.15893952

>>15893941
I knew someone would be impressed. I'm a pretty cool guy. I hangout on 4chins pretty much all day praising hipsters and telling people they belong on reddit.

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>>15892301
All the eggs

>> No.15894291

>>15891010
He donates a shit ton of money to disabled kids, struggling restaurants, and EMS/firefighters you presumptuous tool

>> No.15894303

>>15894291
So does the American government, and they're not something to worship.

>> No.15894459

>>15894303
No one is worshipping him, theyre just countering the anti guy sentiment

>> No.15894481

>>15894459
looks like worship to me, no different then all those faggots that idolize hollywood

>> No.15894497

>>15894481
No one asked your opinion

>> No.15894499

>>15894497
I don't care what you want faggot, I'm not your mommy.

>> No.15894585

>>15888317
>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter
Absolute Legend

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>> No.15894992

>>15889060
Considering that most other cooking competition shows have a fixed prize of $10,000 and each item collected is worth $2,000. It seems like a fair risk reward. I've only seen a few instances where the winner gets less than $10,000.

>> No.15894998

>>15893125
tbf its pretty frightening, he was in a relationship with someone his age, whats he gonna do about a young stud wanting to rcok her world? he was an old man

>> No.15896135

If I were Guy Fieri, well, that would just be okay.

>> No.15896169

>>15893786
BASED

>> No.15896188

>>15888317
Guy Fieri is a wholesome, genuine family man who does a LOT of charity work (real charity work not that marxist charity bullshit). And his show DDD has brought millions of dollars into small food businesses.

Bourdain was a coked out divorcee loser and I'm glad that faggot is dead.

>> No.15896207

>>15892441
Couldn't have said it any better brother.

Also, Guy Fieri rocks. 8-)

>> No.15896239

>>15894481
No one here is "worshipping" him you liberal kike faggot. Yes, I KNOW you're a jew. Guy is a good role model (despite his goofy style) and he should be respected for that.

>> No.15896240

>>15891960
His Instagram looked similar to Hillary Clinton's campaign manager and he cooked for Epstien on occasion

>> No.15896252

>>15888317
>Lurch-looking motherfucker
kek

>> No.15896256

>>15888317
I unironically love guy fieri and go to his restaraunts often

>> No.15896272

>>15893786
>after leaving a devoted wife he had children with for a whore daughter who was instrumental in the poundmetoo political bullshit

>> No.15896280

>>15893892
He was sacrificed to Moloch that was always the speculation because it is what happened

>> No.15896540

>>15893895
isn't me but >>15893889 I didn't read the first two points, but I'm replying to you because you're a newfag.

>> No.15896548

>>15888317
Bourdain also said "uhhhh if you think MSG bad it means you racist and blame chinese place for food poisoning xddd stupid bigot amerigans xdddd also i realized bush not so bad after went to artsakh so now i kill self in shame xdddd or maybe azerbaijan suicided me xddddd"

>> No.15896557

>>15896548
I hate the guy but that's a really true statement. MSG is in no way worse for you than salt.

>> No.15896560

Bourdain was a pretentious unlikable wad of shit who killed himself because he was getting cucked. Good riddance.

>> No.15896581

>>15896557
No, it's not. MSG is not bad like people thought, but saying people said this due to muh racism is so stupid it deserves a solid kick in the dick. Who are the gluten-free people racist against, the fucking Sumerians?

>> No.15896586

>>15896581
Is this a joke or something? Not every dietary restriction has foundations in racism, but MSG does. Funniest part to me is how Americans will claim that Chinese food makes them feel weird or gives them a headache, but will eat Doritos and shit that are packed with the stuff.

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>>15888317
>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."

>> No.15896646

>>15896586
Genuinely kill yourself you evil slanderous piece of shit. I swear I will never forgive any of you for the lies you tell.

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>>15896646
Alright, schizo. Time for bed.

>> No.15896676

>>15896658
Slit your wrist, you lying sack of shit.
Jump off a building.
Kill yourself, you evil faggot.

>> No.15896732

>>15888317
Bourdain was right abought one thing. Fieri really does look like a Simpsons character.

>> No.15897478

Guy Fieri is just an average dude like us who got lucky enough to win a gameshow which gave him all his success. He knows it too so that's why he's humble and willing to use his fame and success to make others happy. What a badass.

>> No.15897524

>>15889859

Bourdain's ex wife liked hanging out with MMA guys.

And his next one liked hanging out with kids.

>> No.15897899

>>15896188
Haha wholesome chonker Guy Fieri Keanu upvote!! Yikes my sweet summer child problematic posting

>> No.15898094

>>15888317
Fuck Bourdain, pretentious ass fag. Glad that fucker is dead. The cocaine and meth probably killed off his dopamine receptors and that's why he couldn't be happy and must shit on everything else.

Guy goes around giving exposure to restaurants and being a nice dude. All he does is try to get people to know about all the kinds of food out there in the US, healthy or not.
Even during the lockdowns, he still set up his show to be able to do meals at his own home and kids with food from places that are willing to send it to him to replicate.

>> No.15898205

>>15897899
Posting like that only makes *YOU* look like a faggot fyi

>> No.15898422
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>>15896732
Bourdain only attacked Guy because the latter is dangerously authentic and it made him feel insecure. No one would choose dress or act like Guy in Current Year because everything about him has been out of style since the mid-2000s. Meanwhile, even though Bourdain was also probably authentic his whole personality and appearance were painstakingly cultivated to be "cool, counter-culture heroin chic guy that listens to the Ramones while drinking expensive whiskey".

It likely made him even angrier when Ferry didn't seem to care or even acknowledge King Cuck's insecurity until he was repeatedly asked about it during interviews.

>> No.15898450

>>15898205
Nah u look like a fag too

>> No.15898491

>>15898450
You wish, bb.

>> No.15898509

>>15893786
>bourdain killed himself because he got publicly cuckolded and humiliated
what? I don't remember hearing about this, what happened, who cucked him

>> No.15898521

>>15898509
Asia Argento.

>> No.15898527
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>>15888317
>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter.

>> No.15898560

>>15891010
lmao ur so gay

>> No.15898571
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>>15896586
>Not every dietary restriction has foundations in racism, but MSG does

>> No.15898575

>>15898560
You reek of semen and sound like a fag expert so your qualifications check out.

>> No.15898581

>>15896586
>it's racism
I didn't know Al Sharpton posted on /ck/

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>>15896586
>Chinese doctor says, in the 60s, that MSG (along with other factors) might give people headaches when they eat Chinese food
>Fucking racist wypipo smdh #StopAsianHate #DumpTrump #PrepTheBull
What a good little goy you are!

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>>15898521
holy shit lmao, no wonder bourdain killed himself

>> No.15898636

>>15888888
Good double

>> No.15898641

>>15898636
>2 day old get
holy shit you are pathetic

>> No.15898653

>>15888804
poor dude is probably starving himself for this body but still has the neck rolls

>> No.15898675

>>15891103
yeah i think bourdaine would be too vain to not leave a note

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>>15888317
>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter.

>> No.15898686

>>15898641
Show us on the doll where the get touched you

>> No.15898693

i think if you dont work in a kitchen your opinion on bourdain doesnt really matter

>> No.15898708
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15898708

Parts Unknown is Just Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives with politics

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>>15888317
>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter.

>> No.15898749

>>15898521
Member when a 37 year old Asia Argento gave a minor alcohol, raped him, and then paid him 300K? Then denied doing it, then admitted it after hopping on the #metoo train accusing others of harassment?

No wonder Bourdain killed himself being wrapped up with such shit apples.

>> No.15898764

dont do drugs kids

>> No.15898781

>>15888317
ABSOLUTELY BASED

>> No.15898785

>>15891625
Who are you quoting?

>> No.15898799

>>15898749
Also, when people tried to suggest that she might have been partially responsible for Bourdain's suicidal thoughts from being cucked she responded with, "BIG DEAL. HE CHEATED ON ME A COUPLE TIMES TOO, OKAY SWEETIE?"

>> No.15898823

>>15889525
>posts on seekay
>doesn't appreciate sloppa
lurk moar newfag.

>> No.15898833

>dude check me out, eating dessert in a foreign country is subversive

I like the guy, but his whole schtick ruined a whole generation with self-important nonsense. The whole obsession with going on vacation and calling it "travel" to dress it up as some kind of personal journey. Influencers are just a natural reduction of Bourdain.

>> No.15898834

>>15888317
> Bourdain, April sixth 2021
> dead

>> No.15898885

>>15898833
There's nothing wrong with traveling, but for the common man like myself, Guy's shows are better. I'm probably never going to be able to dine with politicians in kazakhstan, but I take road trips every chance I get and have eaten at a few places that I saw on DDD. This Friday after work, I'm driving from Billings down to Albuquerque, just cuz.

>> No.15899041

I can't wait for this faggot thread to die

>> No.15899077

>>15899041
Bourdain was a lot like my dad, from a rich family, spoiled, had an ego problem, had a drug problem, killed himself and left his kids to suffer.

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15899194

>>15891039
>>15892275
>>15892301
>>15894212

>> No.15899584

>>15888317
>No-good, loud mouth, jerkoff, wannabe authority, pseudo rebel, nerd, shit-talking, blow hard, celebrity-seeking, Eric-Ripert coattail, Mario Batali ass-kissing hate monger... Jose Canseco of the food world, snaggle tooth, Lurch-looking motherfucker.
Impressive

>> No.15900908

>>15888317
DDD is the least demanding show ever made and that is a positive thing, TV now is like some asymmetrical torture technique

>> No.15900951

>>15891103

Is it really that dank? I wanna try but I don't wanna die

>> No.15900986

>>15888317
Still makes me chuckle to think about how I used to get food at his Johnny Garlic's before he found fame. I remember how hyped my mother was to see him on TV.

>> No.15901154

>>15899077
and let me guess, you're not to blame at all, it seems the apple doesn't fall far from the tree after all

>> No.15901491

>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter.
ANNIHILATED

>> No.15901748

>>15888317

>> No.15901803

>>15889060
>He seems like a guy who would've voted for George W..
guy fieri is a well known lib lol you have no idea what you're talking about

>> No.15903649

In a snippet from a 2016 Parts Unknown episode Bourdain filmed in Cologne, Germany — a city with lots of immigrants. In that episode, he eats with the artist and chef René Stessl. Stessl tells Bourdain that racism is a huge problem in Germany, and that he wishes for “a kind of utopia [where] the whole world will mix up with each other,” and “there will be no white people and only cappuccino colored.” Bourdain sees some wisdom in that, and replies: “It’s gonna take some time, but it’s really the only way, the sort of Singaporean model where everybody is so mixed up, you don’t know who to hate because everybody is so hopelessly intertwined.”

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>>15891010
>id est
Oh lord you must be fucking awful to be around

>> No.15904032

>>15889060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A

>> No.15904079

>>15888330
Daaaaamn kek that is brutal

>> No.15904101

>>15903649
Classic limousine liberal viewpoint. Humans will always find a way to hate each other for their looks.

>> No.15904122

>>15903649
>NOOOOO THE KALERGI PLAN IS JUST A RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY THEORY! EAT THE BUGS, LIVE IN THE COMMUNAL POD, WEAR THE MASK AND VOTE FOR BIDEN IN 2024!!!!

>> No.15904257
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>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter

FIERI-SAMA, I KNEEL

>> No.15904275

>>15903649
>the sort of Singaporean model where everybody is so mixed up, you don’t know who to hate because everybody is so hopelessly intertwined.

singapore is essentially a Han supremacist state with a caste system though

>> No.15904356

>>15904101
This. Humanity was a mistake -God

>> No.15904380

>>15889060
People only think Guy is a dick because they're so jaded that the concept of being nice is completely alien to them. They assume anyone being positive is hiding something or has an ulterior motive.

>inb4 projecting
To you i say takes one to know one.

>> No.15904406

>>15893280
I do too. Please post it.

>> No.15904539

>>15904275
youre expecting accurate social commentary from a drunken half-chef addict?

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>>15893230
>makes baseless claim
>gets asked for any sort of evidence
>whoa dont ask me man

>> No.15906314

>>15888330
What does that even mean? Im not american

>> No.15906402

>>15888317
Holy fuck. Between these astounding bants and finding out Anthony advocated for white genocide before he offed himself because he got cucked by a high school kid, my respect for them has completely reversed polarity.

>> No.15906409

>>15906314
you use a spoon and a Bic (brand) Lighter to heat up your crack rock and smoke it, or to heat other narcotics or whatever to injectum

>> No.15906413

>>15888643
The dide still has frosted tips and flame emblazoned shirts. He's not hip at all. And that only makes him more based.

>> No.15906417

>>15904561
Aside from being on the Epstein flight log for the Lolita Express. Go find a site you respect that has a copy. Wouldn't want you to regurgitate the spoon feeding because you dislike the color of the spoon.

>> No.15906429

>>15889818
I voted for Trump and don't even like white Obama, but that shoe dodge was his most based moment.

>> No.15906440

>>15906413
But thinking someone is based because he's kitsch is the most hipster faggot shit imaginable. You're a hipster faggot, I'm a hipster faggot, everyone's a hipster faggot because there's no monoculture and counterculture has been made a brand product.

>> No.15906447

Guy seems like an alright guy to me.
Anthony seemed like a gigantic pretentious faggot.

>> No.15906463

>>15906440
>there's no monoculture and counterculture has been made a brand product.
>counterculture has been made a brand product.
>counterculture
You wouldn't know it if it bit you on the ass. Counterculture cannot be commodified, the instant it is, it cease to be counterculture and is now culture. You are mainstream, and you are no longer cool.

>> No.15906465

someone make a virgin bourdain vs. Chad Fieri meme
there's a lot of material to work with

>> No.15906476

>>15888643
you either have an extremely advanced or extremely retarded definition of a hipster
like, fieri would have to be so unhip as to circle around and be hip again in order to be a hipster
bourdain is peak tryhard wannabe hip

>> No.15906479

>>15906463
I didn't know actual hipsters existed on 4chan, congratulations.

>> No.15906498

>>15888317
>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter.
I'm stealing that

>> No.15906499

>>15891010
holy shit lol

>> No.15906500

>>15888317
holy fuck, massive respect for Guy.

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>>15904380
>People only think Guy is a dick because they're so jaded that the concept of being nice is completely alien to them. They assume anyone being positive is hiding something or has an ulterior motive

yeah..

>> No.15906533

>>15891010
Jesus. What brought your stupid ass to this board.

>> No.15906587

>>15888317
>First of all, he single handedly turned the neighborhood into the Ed Hardy district which I’m a little pissed off about..."
imagine being so much of a faggot that you think new york city is worth preserving
>woooow he just turned that crackden into a mcdonalds he can't do that it's like perverting the city's culture bro

>> No.15906594

>>15892441
I completely agree with this, but I also do not care for guy fieri. The frosted tips and rings on the fingers with the "ooooo yeah those cheese fries are gangster!!!" gimmick isn't for me.
Marco pierre white is where it's at for me.

>> No.15906603

>>15893377
I don't watch GG and never will, but triple D was easily more informative from a cooking standpoint than NR and PU (lol, appropriate), even if you didn't feel as "smart" watching it.

>> No.15906604

>>15893205
>>15893216
I thought he and several others were working on a documentary about the seedier things in music film, hollywood etc when they all an heroed one after another?

>> No.15906611

>>15893346
Lol, no.
Also you're a nigger.

>> No.15906660

>>15893868
This is more accurate. I’m not /fa/ but maybe you could call it Ricky-core

>> No.15906685
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blessed thread

>> No.15906709

>>15888317
I can't hate Guy, even as a meme I found him quite enduring.

>> No.15906741

>>15893395
>us
go back

>> No.15906754

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KOr8pRQrWf0
I really like Guy’s easy going nature and sound cooking advice here but my favorite part of this video is the palpable sexual tension between him and Farideh

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>>15891010
>id est

>> No.15907007

>>15891029
Thats probably the first time anyone has accused this retard >>15891010 of reading too much

>> No.15907047

>>15906479
Br part of the solution and leave.

>> No.15907159

Guy is literally and unironically based.
From what you can read online people who have met him or worked with him have nothing but good things to say about him personally.
He does a bunch of shit for charity and helping out restaurants.
He is also an advocate for teaching your kids how to cook, which is based.

>> No.15907339

>>15888317
https://stillnessinthestorm.com/

https://www.bitchute.com/video/V1YbsIjWNkLn/

https://www.brighteon.com/db5b19b4-d49b-428f-ad28-1e699f370b7f

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sVLCYMezi0

https://www.outofshadows.org/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDliTIUq_uw

http://finalwakeupcall.info/en/2021/04/07/total-extinction-of-mankind-is-close/

>> No.15908362

>>15899194
Kek underrated

>> No.15909019

>>15907339
Fuck off schizo

>> No.15909036

>>15891012
They're both about the same size.

>> No.15909384

Just admit it guy fieri haters.
You want to be able to rock frosted tips and be happy like he does but you don't love yourselves.

>> No.15909395

>>15888934
All hail the Poet Laureate of Flavour Town

>> No.15909738

>>15909384
I usually wear bowling shirts over printed tees - especially Hawaiian shirts, but frosted tips aren't for me.

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>>15906417
>there is proof he was a pedo, i know for a fact
>asked for proof
>hey dont ask me
>asked again for proof
>no, you go find proof
>checkmate

>> No.15909850

>>15909384
>>15909738
I tried really hard to be cool in HS and was moderately popular, but in the back of my head I always admired the kids that wore anime or flame button downs, cargo shorts, and tennis shoes with white socks.

>> No.15910072

>>15893238
Riddle me this: why the fuck would you press enter twice to end a sentence instead of just period and the space? Are you retarded?

>> No.15910227

>>15888684
He was Jewish

>> No.15910279

>>15893377
Silence jew

>> No.15910316

>>15893254
>>15910072
I win!! I won the argument and you are upset haha

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I think this thread is proof that Guy is unironically /ourguy/.

>> No.15910787

>tfw you're a Tony and Guy fan and not a filthy polnigger trying to gin up culture war shit on /ck/

>> No.15910813

>>15910787
Tony is fun to watch, but if you defend his bullshit you're reddit, reddit.

>> No.15910884

>>15888317
guy fieri seems like he would be fun to have some beers with, bourdain seems like he would drink too much too fast and then be a mopey sour cunt all night. i liked some of the early bourdain shows purely for the look into different food, but then he tried to insert his shit tier writing into the show too much. zimmern might have been a sloppy pig who gorged himself on camer, but it was about the exploring the food and he had an upbeat attitude since eating weird stuff for money is way better than being a junkie on the streets.

>> No.15910931

>>15906440
If everyone is a hipster fag, then that means no one is you tard

>> No.15910983

>>15909839
>spoonfeed me, I totally wont reject and dismiss your data :^)

>> No.15911187

>>15888317
>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter

unfathomably based, sex-tourist junkies btfo

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I have nothing against Guy Fieri and nothing really pro Bourdain.

>> No.15911318

Guy wins, he's still alive making content and money and eating tasty food and he didn't die a miserable junky death as a cuckolded pedophile expat like Bordain did.

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>>15888317
He bought his parents a car

>> No.15911650

>>15911574
>buy a car for someone
>it's a fucking Kia
why bother

>> No.15911678

>>15906463
this

>> No.15911694

>>15911650
jim bone kia probably gave him a free car for advertisement

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>>15899194
Ty for this

>> No.15911882

>>15910983
>I still have no proof, but I said pedos and pointed at someone famous, WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED?

>> No.15912115

Btw I have hard proof that the faggot posting all this
>>15893230
>>15893280
>>15906417
>>15910983
is actually a pedophile. I have 100% legit evidence that I could provide, unless you ask me to do so. Then I'll get really upset and deflect. Dare me to post it?

>> No.15912146

>>15888317
>be former heroin addict
>go to wawa for food, its midnight so cops hanging out
>cops all know me/my history
>get soup and grab plastic spoon on way out
>cop turns to me and says "isn't that gonna melt when you cook in it?"

>> No.15912156

>>15912146
NOW THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY HOLY SHIT DUDE. I bet all that even happened

>> No.15912173

>>15912156
>i don't believe you because internet!
Why would I bother to make up something so dumb?

>> No.15912233

>>15912173
it's hard to believe that a dope fiend would lower himself to a 4chan poster level

>> No.15912243

>>15912173
Im upset that I had to move out of an area that had Wawas so Im projecting. Their philly cheesesteak breakfast hoagie kept me alive for like 3 years.

>> No.15912249

>>15912233
I was posting on 4chan years before I got into dope.

>> No.15912283

>>15912249
I was doing dope years before 4chan

>> No.15912290

>>15910316
Why are you upset?

>> No.15912828

>>15911234
Yet you post a picture made by a seething redditor that would suck Anthony's shriveled jew cock.
Try again, reddit.

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>Post your favorite DD&D restaurant that you have actually been to.
I live 10 minutes from pic related.

>> No.15913498

>>15888330
Based

>> No.15913503

>>15906314
Heroin

>> No.15913504

>>15889060
Go back faggot

>> No.15913519

>>15898560
I bet you think this song is about you

>> No.15913522

>>15889525
t. Anthony Bourdain in Hell

>> No.15913525

>>15896586
Cry moar chink sympathizer

>> No.15913537

>>15891583
Who formats a post like this

>> No.15913553

>>15898693
By the peak of his career he wasn’t a chef, he was an edgy addict who ate delicious food from all over the world for CNN. He was basically a personality and presenter. Him being a former chef and attending culinary school doesn’t make him any more mysterious than the average heroin addict with a shit tier job environment

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>>15888317
Guy Fieri - Alive, he still exists
Anthony Bourdain - dead , does not exist

Winner Guy Fieri

>> No.15913610

>>15888317
Fieri
>Loves food to an energetic passion
>excited to see new things from everywhere, flyovers to big cities
Bourdain
>Loves food to a tortured passion
>hates new ideas that arent some exotic crap
Ramsey
>Loves food to a perfectionist passion
>excited to try new things, but understands regional differences, while also appreciating the classics

Amazing

>> No.15913629

I hope Tom Morello goes the way of Bourdain

>> No.15913639

>>15906440
goddamn you're retarded

>> No.15913740

>this thread
My sides.

>> No.15913967

>>15906314
somebody didnt watch pulp fiction.

>> No.15914013

>>15888317
May Bourdain rest in Flavortown.

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>>15888317
>Lurch-looking motherfucker
fuck that got me

>> No.15914391

>>15913629
Tom Morello is another huge ivy tower marxist faggot who tried to get out of paying a tip to a server after getting done with a $15 minimum wage rally

>> No.15914748

>>15914391
It's pretty crazy how those million/billionaire CEOs convinced the American populace to pay their employees for them.

>> No.15914821

>>15913740
this thread is full of retards and I can't wait for it to die

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>>15914821
No need to be this salty, flavortown loves you too.

>> No.15914989

>>15914854
>salty
umami

>> No.15915165

this dude has like 5 fucking shows, he’s absolutely based and diners drive ins and dives have helped local restaurants more than bourdain helped the 3rd country he delved in decadence

>> No.15915176

>>15888317
>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."
STOP THE DAMN MATCH

>> No.15915207

>>15892069
>Fieri is a douche
Huh. I had the opposite impression when I met him. He was very friendly, to the point that I started wondering if the douchebaggery on screen is an act.

>> No.15915347

>>15904275
>caste system with a single ethnic group controlling the puppet strings
So exactly what (((they))) want?

>> No.15916282
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>>15888317
Guy dabs on Bourdain and is a-ok in my book.

>> No.15916350

>>15916282
not entirely. the passive aggressive "ironic" way of insulting bourdain screams of immaturity, unless thats the kinda public persona he crafted for himself (i barely know anything about the two).

>> No.15916409

>>15916350
kinda the persona he made for himself, bit immature sure but he was the much more affable person to be around