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>turn the kettle on so they can’t hear me pounding shots in the kitchen

>> No.15886551

>>15886549
They can smell your breath.

>> No.15886552
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15886552

*AACHO!*

>> No.15886556

>>15886551
That's why you constantly chew gum, or eat some mints.

>> No.15886558

>>15886556
Yeah, bro, that totally fools them.

>> No.15886569

>>15886549
just drink directly out of the liquor bottle, you amateur

>> No.15886572

>>15886556
Alcohol scent overrides those. I've had some luck drawing in my breath as I passed by people. Doesn't work if you have to talk, but you can try looking away from them as you speak. Options are pretty limited.

>> No.15886594

>>15886572
when I worked behind the bar, my go to was a glass with ice, filled 3/4 with gin, topped up with lemon soda. gin has the least alcohol breath smell

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>Try to silently open a packet of crisps at 3am
>CRKRKRKEKEKRKRKRKSHSHSHKEKAKKRKRKRKSKSHSHSKRKRK

>> No.15886651

>>15886594
Gin and vodka are your best bets, but it will still be noticeable if you're in close proximity or if they are especially sensitive to the smell. Kinda like smoking cigarettes, where you can somewhat mask the odor but it still lingers for a good while. I suppose if you're really daring you could vanilla extract or mouthwash, but I wouldn't recommend it.

>> No.15886663

>>15886552
My go to move is using a blanket or a sheet to trap some of the noise of the can being opened

>> No.15886669

>>15886594
What the fuck are you talking about? I worked with a line cook that drank so much gin, you could smell it sweating out of him on the line, and this was in a Cajun restaurant with strong-smelling food. I can't stand the smell of gin to this day. Vodka is the choice for the lowest-smell alcohol.

>> No.15886685

ITT a bunch of alcoholic degenerates.

>> No.15886687

>>15886663
Shotgunning is the fastest delivery method, allowing you to down a beer in less than 20 seconds, including can prep and disposal. Plus it's extremely fun.

>> No.15886690

>>15886669
kitchen staff are stinking sweaty hobos who always reek of one thing or another. vodka reeks.

>> No.15886692

>>15886549
>pour out a pinta vodka so they don't think you're drinking faggy tea

>> No.15886696

I used to drink a water bottle full of vodka at work. Nobody ever found out, or if they did, they didn't give a shit anyway

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15886700

>turn the kettle on so they can’t hear me getting pounded in the kitchen

>> No.15886707

>order two pizzas at 10pm after dinner
>quietly open the front door to collect the pizza from the driver
>eat both pizzas
>hide the boxes
>next day put the boxes in the trash under several bags

>> No.15886713

What would you, as a presumed alcoholic, do if someone came to you and said "hey, Anon, I can smell your breath, do you need help?"

>> No.15886759
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>>15886713
>"No... not anymore I don't. I know exactly what I need to do."
>skip work to find new job
>let your assumed suicide weigh heavily upon their conscience
>enjoy drinking in new place without faggy coworker questioning your fun hobby
That'll teach that piece of shit.

>> No.15886761

>>15886713
>yeah, can you get me a six pack from the shop?

>> No.15886783

It's 2021 and there's a virus on, you dummies.
Straight vodka from a water bottle following up each sip my disinfecting your hands. if they smell anything they assume you're just being a good goy.

>> No.15886798

>>15886783
Just drink the hand sanitizer.

>> No.15886811
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>>15886798
I've had patients who did that but I think that's a little extreme even for the average /ck/ drunkard.

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>>15886549
>shoot evelclear/grain alcohol to get wasted on a budget with no hangoverso

>> No.15886844

>>15886811
I've drunk hand sanitiser and mouthwash before. Both give you a massive stomach ache but they're good if you're desperate

>> No.15886847

>>15886817
>all aboard the wet brain express

>> No.15886857

>>15886572
That’s why you don’t exhale or breath around people.

>> No.15886866

>>15886844
I’ve drinken isopropyl

>> No.15886868

>>15886857
So exactly what I already said.

>> No.15886873

>>15886866
I've drunk drano. I win

>> No.15886886

>>15886873
for what purpose?

>> No.15886893

>>15886886
Fiber alternative.

>> No.15886902

>>15886893
what's the verdict?

>> No.15886927

>>15886549
Just stop slamming the glasses on the table and shouting "woo!" after each shot.

>> No.15886937

Reminds me of the time I was staying up all night because of cough medicine. Heard my neighbor cracking open a beer at about 4 in the morning, he was a bad one, rich guy too so he didn't work, just drank.
>>15886759
>talk to alcoholic coworker
>he dies next day
>die he really kill himself from what I said?
>nah he hiding something
>go schizo mode and track you down
>so you arent dead then? Righto
Probably what I would do

>> No.15886941

>>15886687
>allowing you to down a beer in less than 20 seconds
You can do the same with a quart of any booze you can chug, and a straw.

>> No.15886958

>>15886713
Dunno, but I've known plenty of alcoholics and have never smelt it in their sweat or breath. What does it even smell like?

>> No.15886963

>>15886630
Use scissors...

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Vodka is best because it smells the least.
That being said, alcohol is really absorbed into your bloodstream before being filtered through your liver, so it actually comes through the membranes in your lungs and is in your actual BREATH (so while brushing your teeth/ chewing gum helps, it is not super effective).
That’s why wearing masks has been a fucking blessing lately.
Pic unrelated.

>> No.15887165

help, anons. going to easter dinner at my parents, but wanna drink (vodka) before mom picks me up. i'm an al/ck/, so they will be looking for signs. give me your best tips.

>> No.15887257

>>15886549
Pro tip, a vodka soaked tampon in the ass has zero smell.

>> No.15887263

>>15887257
You mean a vodka suppository?

>> No.15887271

>>15887263
Look,im not a Scientologist, use your fancy words if you like but it's still just vodka in your ass

>> No.15887274

Bottom shelf vodka and fruit punch.

>> No.15887321

>>15886759
in reality, they would think
>did he kill himself because of what I said?
>it was inevitable, he was a drunk

>> No.15887355

>>15887257
We could do tastings.