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Webm thread

>> No.15882907

>>15882896
Reminder to only post webms we've seen 500 times already

>> No.15882912
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>>15882907
No I won't

>> No.15882935

>>15882912
Jesus Christ 80% of the ppl are overweight

This is America right ?

>> No.15882954

>>15882935
no, it's Tennessee

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>>15882907

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>> No.15883350

Why start a thread with ancient stupid fucking Jack webms that have been posted a million times?

Fuck you and fuck your thread.

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>>15882896

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>>15882907
Yes sir

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>>15882896
Nothing makes me sadder than watching people who can't cook but try anyway. It make me depressed. I fucking hate these threads. Cooking classes should be mandatory in school.

>> No.15883493

>>15883431
real or fake?

>> No.15883513

>>15883457
fucking love your reaction pic anon, I laughed irl

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>>15882896
>>15883350
OP BTFO

>> No.15883543

>>15883457
makes sense, though jack is horrible and I don't mind watching him fail. when I saw that clip I just absolutely lost it, webm should be called like jack's nonnewtonian sauce, it truly made me laugh the way making non-newtonian cornstarch gak is a science-experiment unto itself, like it's such an advanced, elegant method of fucking up. if a troll did this it would be so creative.

>> No.15883556

>>15883518
that honestly came out so well.

>> No.15883569

>>15882912
Is that Jack Scalfan staggeringi by the grill?

>> No.15883607

>>15883513
What did you think was funny about it?

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>>15883607

>> No.15883636

>>15883569
It is!

With his dead arm.

AHAHAHAHAHA!

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>>15883513
I agree
>>15883617

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>>15883647
>>15883617

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>>15883653

>> No.15883714

>>15883655
Yo, fuck you

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>>15883714
I know, I had to share a feel. I've felt that way. and my brown tabby was just the same with her adoptive-littermate before they got adopted apart. breaks my heart.post more cute animals.

>> No.15883758

>>15882896
theres so much cornstarch

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>>15883772

>> No.15883819

I'm glad that the shitty jack thread has been ruined. Someone should make an actual webm thread.

>> No.15883860

>>15883819
fuck you

>> No.15883877

>>15883781
>>15883772
>>15883749
>>15883662
>>15883653
>>15883647
this isn't webm related

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>>15883655
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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>>15883877
>>15883892

>> No.15883909

>>15882928
I fucking hate this loser

>> No.15883913

>>15883909
if it makes you feel better he assuredly wouldnt be able to do that today with his limited movement

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>>15883907
Desist, human

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>>15883916

>> No.15883957

>>15883048
Kek wtf

>> No.15883982

>>15882896
>cutting one slice of brisket has him out of breathe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur3f_9mQhn8&t=526s

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I've got something for you right HERE

>> No.15884031

>>15883048
hes been poisoned so many times that hes lost all control of his right arm

>> No.15884419

>>15884031
It was actually an accident.

>> No.15884498

>>15883138
how does he get out?

>> No.15885016

>>15882896
>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

>> No.15885022

>>15885016
>inb4 flaming pizza dome
>inb4 hot bitch with spinal meningitis
>inb4 kay and her man hands
>inb4 avocado macchiato
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face girl chops onions like a penis
>inb4 Favreau making an autism sandwich
>inb4 asian dude chugging pint glasses full of raw eggs
>inb4 Jack's mouth and tongue reach for a sandwich
>inb4 cooking longpork with Hannibal Lector
>inb4 weiner and mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 roasties hitting a chef's knife with a hammer to open a coconut
>inb4 retard thinks he can eat a 22lb curry, fails miserably
>inb4 female cook fucks a customer's hotdog
>inb4 crab preparation with kitchen shears
>inb4 plump erotic cakes
>inb4 Joey anything (pls no)
>inb4 flaming faggot dabs the grease on his pizza, everyone rages
>inb4 bbq montage
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 the pizza crust is a watermelon (?)
>inb4 butterslut
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed anything
>inb4 Nigella’s titties, boners ensue
>inb4 butchering dolphin meat with a katana
>inb4 turkish ice cream illusionists
>inb4 cheetofrap
>inb4 squid karate chop instakill
>inb4 making toast on a citronella candle
>inb4 liquor in a flower vase
>inb4 vodka grilled cheese cocktail
>inb4 creme.webm (blue board, faggots)
>inb4 tiny asian girl eats 500lbs of big macs
>inb4 omnidirectional spaghetti separator
>inb4 ice cream on a fucking watermelon
>inb4 the machine race from the matrix makes pizza
>inb4 bandsaw animal dismemberment
>inb4 motherfucking salt bae

>> No.15885028

>>15885022
>inb4 gas stove dj
>inb4 teaching tards how to into chopsticks
>inb4 chicken and waffles
>inb4 another food porn thing
>inb4 paying to cook your own eggs
>inb4 handstand on a grocery cart
>inb4 scorpions on a stick
>inb4 hot bitch chugs beer like penises
>inb4 neckbeard chugs wine like penises
>inb4 two shots of vodka (whole pint)
>inb4 Asian dude hates the gay food his bitch made, dishonors famiry
>inb4 avocado burger
>inb4 canada.webm
>inb4 chopping up a live whale
>inb4 crab victoriously waving paintbrush above his head
>inb4 black lady master watermelon slicer
>inb4 chinky girl makes grilled cheese in a fucking toaster and it actually works
>inb4 a gallon of cheese poured over a hamburger
>inb4 spastic crepe guy
>inb4 stationary knife 3rd world prep station
>inb4 dumplings and titties
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face feeds dog a biscuit (chopping dicks off mentally)
>inb4 samurai chef w/hand fireballs and shit
>inb4 speed tacos
>inb4 chicken in a barrel
>inb4 old guy burns the piss out of a grilled cheese
>inb4 titties and ice cream, then a big ol’ n*gger
>inb4 corn cob on a power drill, scalping ensues
>inb4 gearshift sauce packet receptacle
>inb4 endless cycle of beans
>inb4 honeycomb bullshit

>> No.15885048

>>15882912
Is he 5 ft tall

>> No.15885081

>>15885048
the gravity pulling him down

>> No.15885348

>>15884498
He made a pact with an ancient witch when he was laid off from his job on a fishing boat. Fearing hunger for him and his family, he went to a local wise woman. She then gave him an enchanted chicken that would lay many eggs a day, without needing to be fed; little did he know, he would be cursed to stay away from his family, feeding the masses from the many eggs of the chicken

>> No.15885425

>>15883655
Why would you post this

>> No.15885622
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>> No.15885625

>>15885622
based doggo stopping the sociopath

>> No.15885655 [DELETED] 

>>15882896
Haha wow! now that's some serious viscosity!
>>15882912
Hah, white people, am I right? In all seriousness, looks like a fun family event!
>>15882928
Wow! Real New York Pizza is second to none!
>>15883048
Not sure what's happening here?
>>15883138
Eggcelent (haha)
>>15883415
Haha awee! Uber cute!
>>15883431
Haha yikes! Big oof
>>15883518
Dude! Pure talent.
>>15885622
Awwweee! Just give the good pupper his treat! Haha

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Dare i daysay this has to be one of the worst webm threadeverer

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>> No.15885689

>>15885675
The most bothersome thing about this is that he pressure cooked canned beans. They're probably liquefied

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>> No.15885714

>>15885022
>>inb4 omnidirectional spaghetti separator
show me this one

>> No.15885720
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>> No.15885785

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1617448652208.webm

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>>15883913
He's just holding back

>> No.15885980

>>15883518
you can tell a nigger made this because what kind of autist uses gloves?

>> No.15885984

>>15885980
yeah gloves are for faggots lmao. I scratch my nuts while I'm cooking and smell my fingers then continue cooking rofl

>> No.15886065

>>15885975
Better file names:
One armed and only dangerous to himself
That's the second best stroke I've had
You'll never know how many pineapples I had to buy
Jack attack from the walking heart attack
I'm starting to regret not going to therapy

>> No.15886133

>>15885975
More like 'One armed and dangerous'

>> No.15886134

>>15882928
>smells pizza
>"It's a pizza smell"
I hate him

>> No.15886164

>>15884419
Sorry, ACCIDENTALLY poisoned himself

>> No.15886177

>>15883048
He is the one armed bandit now

>> No.15886182

>>15883655
Made me cry bro

>> No.15886190

>>15886065
One of those is alright but the rest are awful.

>> No.15886192

>>15883431
>>15883493
its funnier with sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vJNaB3Eapg

>> No.15886199

>>15883431
>>15883493
>>15886192
This happend to him multiple times
You see, he was born a white man

>> No.15886207

>>15885672
why do murrikans call this abomination a burger

>> No.15886213

>>15882907
so no king of the egg fort, because we've seen that about 3000 times

>> No.15886240

>>15886213
If you've seen it 3000 times, you've seen it 500 times.

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>>15882912
I'm too stupid and lazy to make my own webbums but I do try to post ones I haven't seen in a while instead of just the usuals. Sorry.

>> No.15886282
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>>15883048
>stuffed grape leaves
What an absolutely perfect thing for a man with only one working arm to make

>> No.15886284
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>>15885672
Is that the guy from Lost?

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>>15886065
Funny stuff, anon.
You should write for the next Borderlands game

>> No.15886822

Congrats to OP for making the worst webm thread ever.

>> No.15887497

>>15883636
His leg doesn't look so good either

>> No.15887641

>>15882912
What's the point of this? Nothing is happening or interesting? Are you autistic?

>> No.15887672

>>15885710
Chink hand Luke

>> No.15887693

>>15885975
Samurai Jack

>> No.15887695

>>15883988
NOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.15887712

>>15886274
>wow, does she think things? does she know how to use these tools even though she clearly doesn't? wow. these people just walk on by, wow. why aren't they putting her on display, like me? wow.

>> No.15887756

>>15883982
>mesquite
Are there mesquite trees in US?

>> No.15887785

>>15887756
>what is the desert southwest

>> No.15887801

>>15886284
That's kinda cool tb h

>> No.15887810

>>15887641
a wild ja/ck/ in the red

>> No.15887824

>>15887785
I had a huge mesquite tree in my house growing up.

>> No.15888563

>>15887641
Lurk moar

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>> No.15888609

>>15882912
how tall is he?

>> No.15888621

>>15885655
I'm convinced this is the same faggot mass replying every thread. Absolute subhuman.

>> No.15888630

>>15882928
>smell a little heat
wut

>> No.15888668

>>15888630
it means he farted

>> No.15888680

>>15886284
I wouldn't be surprised at all by how many rich faggots who would eat at a place like this have never cracked an egg before

>> No.15888695

>>15883048
The man that saved /ck/

>> No.15888713

>>15886284
>Egg
>In Oil
>Blistering High heat
>Swimming in oily vinaigrette
>On burning heated hay that 1 in 60 to 100 people are allergic to

Is this a shitpost?

>> No.15888735

>>15885980
you can tell a nigger made this post because what kind of autist complains about gloves?

>> No.15888768

>>15885348
yes, but how does he get out?

>> No.15888791

>>15885984
Same!

>> No.15888825

>>15885655
Go back.

>> No.15888834

>>15885710
Proven fake

>> No.15888869

>>15888834
Much like your posting

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>>15883655

>> No.15888890

>>15888605
are those fries plastic or is this just amerifat bullshit again?

>> No.15889019

>>15886134
it's so embarrassing that someone spends so much time around food and knows so little about it. like they never improve beyond an amateur level

>> No.15889067

>>15885975
jack cutting his life expectancy be like

>> No.15889069

>>15889019
Well, most fat people don't like food, they just like eating it.

>> No.15889106

>>15888890
looks like some UK shit desu
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chip_butty

>> No.15889119

>>15885655
stfu please. you shit up threads when you post like this.

>> No.15889126

>>15889119
This thread was garbage the moment OP posted ancient jack shit. Fuck this thread.

>> No.15889145

>>15885655
how do i upvoat this??

>> No.15889292

>>15889145
Just reply to the post again and type "based".

>> No.15889866

>>15883772
so cute

>> No.15891031
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>> No.15891057

>>15888768
the pact he made requires him to sell all the eggs before returning home. yet they are always laid faster, and one more than he can prepare

>> No.15891064

>>15886207
cause he's an idiot spinning a sandwich on a paper umbrella

>> No.15891069

>>15886274
jesus christ my dog is more sentient than that thing

>> No.15891589

>>15887712
>>15891069
It's sad how they monetize her it's even sadder that people don't see her as human.

>> No.15891730

Does anyone have the two Jolibee webms about people being cucked?

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>>15891031
What a fucking idiot.
Turkeys are American. If you plug them into European mains they blow every circuit.

>> No.15891984

>>15886284
>that'll be $350 plus tip

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>> No.15893277

>>15891799
goddamn that is a bad restaurant. even the bird wont eat the food.

>> No.15893290

>>15892054
>>15892030
>>15892022
>>15892013
>>15892006
>>15891999
>>15892003
goddamn american quisine sucks ass

>> No.15893459

>>15889067
kek

>> No.15893489

>>15891031
Does anyone have the image of some guy's back garden where they're butchering a duck with a traffic cone?

>> No.15893519

>>15893290
Were you upset that nobody else was replying to the same webms you spam every thread? Imagine mass-replying to yourself.

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>>15893489
We discussed it, and electrocution isn't as viable or safe at this scalle.

>> No.15893582

>>15891999
>>15893290
thats german tho

>> No.15893623
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15893623

>>15893525
what they doing to my boy

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>> No.15893652

>>15886274
whats the contest?

>> No.15893697

>>15892022
>>15892054
that doesnt look that b-
oh

>> No.15893806

>>15883749
Fuck you for derailing with cats. I hope your cat dies a painful and slow death and I hope you have to watch that suffering all the way to the end without being able to do anything.

>> No.15893823

>>15893806
Too late shithead better luck next time

>> No.15893830

>>15893636

How To Basic face reveal

>> No.15893890

>>15886065
>>>/reddit/

>> No.15893893

>>15891999
Domme gib ihn

>> No.15893899

>>15893582
Whatyou tryna say?

>> No.15893967

>>15886290
>you should write for the next borderlands game
Brutal

>> No.15894016

>>15886284
>"they crumble over the potato chips"
>lays a curly fry over the top
???

>> No.15894047

>>15886274
i need an asian gf so bad bros

>> No.15894150

>>15886282
wow is that real

>> No.15894258

>>15892022
She has a fucking beard

>> No.15894301

>>15892022
>>15893290
That's german though.
However raw pork (Mett) is usualy consumed in buns (Brötchen) andcalled Mettbrötchen.

>> No.15894306

>>15893623
It's hanged upside down so that it passes out before they slit the neck.

>> No.15894480

>>15885675
Just watching this made me shit my pants. Jack is so awful at everything and an all around terrible person I can't help but watch everything he does.

>> No.15894701

>>15882896
HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS GUY DOING LMFAO I CANT BELIEVE IT HE MADE THAT HAHAHAHAHHAHA

>> No.15894799

>>15886284
God I hate when dishes are made autistically so they can "create dialogue". You're at a restaurant, there's always dialogue. Food already has plenty of social aspects, there is nothing of value added with shit like this

>> No.15894802

>>15893582
>>15894301
The people in it look very American.

>> No.15894825

>>15894802
that's because americans are mostly german

>> No.15895251

>>15882896
best webm thread IN A LONG TIME

>> No.15895428

>>15886282
Thats why the number of births in Japan are declining

>> No.15895440

>>15886284
Imagine paying top dollar for the oportunity of cooking yourself a fucking fried egg in a 3 star restaurant.

>> No.15895483

>>15894047
kek

>> No.15895627

>>15887712
jesus fucking christ you whiny little bitch of course people are intrigued by a caveman coming to eat at their food stall

>> No.15895962

>>15882907
Underrated post desu senpai.

>> No.15896039

>>15885710
Imagine the womit

>> No.15896044

>>15888609
Like 5'6 I think

>> No.15896048

>>15885975
>the dead arm flopping

>> No.15896058
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>> No.15896578

>>15893525
the ol duck deactivation cone

>> No.15896672

>>15892006
I love sweet things, but i felt sick just watching this and imagining it going into my mouth.

>> No.15896805

>>15882912
Those clouds make me anxious.

>> No.15896919
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>> No.15896955

>>15888630
can't smell the heat get out of the kitchen

>> No.15897132

>>15896919
What the fuck am I looking at? Fella seems awfully ecstatic with his steak.

>> No.15897144

>>15897132
he built some device to slap his steak until the heat generated was enough to cook it

>> No.15897156
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>>15897132
I assume he made a machine that pounds the meat until the applied energy makes the meat reach sous vide temperatures.

>> No.15897171
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>>15897144
>>15897156
>claims meat got cooked through sheer force of slaps
>walks out of room carrying the meat bag
>comes back in the room and pours it out cooked meat on the plate

>> No.15897177

>>15896805
this

>> No.15897209
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>>15893525
What's the next step? Garden shears?

>> No.15897212

>>15883415
>mfw my lactating wife asks me if I want to try her milk

>> No.15897233
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>>15891069
The really depressing thing is that you yourself can be reduced to that state under the right conditions.

>>15893652
Your life cannot possibly have been so sheltered that you don't know some people life in such total poverty that they are basically feral animals.

>> No.15897240

>>15897209
What the fuck is wrong with that guy jumping on that?

>> No.15897244

>>15897209
America. Where purple have to beg on the street for food .... which is then destroyed by a streamer for teh lulz.
Sick country

>> No.15897246
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>>15897240
He wanted to get both feet on the cake

>>15897244
>streamer
Well, I guess he is now

>> No.15897264

>>15897209
kek what a homeless bitch

>> No.15897268
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>>15897264

>> No.15897315

>>15886274
Sauce on this?

>> No.15897316

>>15893623
It's to allow the blood to completely get out.
They did it live on a French cooking show once

>> No.15897319

>>15891589
there is no way you consider her the same level of person as yourself, you don't even know her, stop lying

>> No.15897341
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>>15897319
I don't consider any of the people in that video the same level of person as me; I'm white.

I'm not the guy you replied to but I agree that he's exploiting her for his video, which probably made him a shitload more money than he paid for that meal.
Real charity doesn't need to be filmed and posted on Youtube.

>> No.15897551

>>15897233
jesus I have a visceral cringe reaction to watching people endanger their fingers like this. Tangentially related but did any of y'all see Weissman's video from a couple days ago where he was basically egging his GF on to go faster while she clearly didn't know wtf she was doing with her knife? I mean he couldn't see her but damn that shit was irresponsible of him.

>> No.15897649

>>15886274
I bet she has a tight cunt and fucks like a god damn retard.

>> No.15897661

>>15897233
The last second explains so much.

>> No.15897671
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>>15897649
>tight cunt
You think these creatures don't rut like bonobos?

>> No.15897686

>>15897671
The other ferals probably only stick it for like, 5 seconds before busting. That's not enough hard dickin to wear it out.

>> No.15897850

>>15885622
you're not supposed to give a dog cooked chicken bones right?

>> No.15897882
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>> No.15897913

>>15897341
Based and Aryan pilled

>> No.15897927

>>15882912
i legit thought that fat guy in the red shirt was a retard until i realized it was ja/ck/ so my thoughts were correct

>> No.15898484
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>>15882912
YO BIG JACK!

>> No.15898554

>>15898528
Mmmm, juicy chicken.

>> No.15898561
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15898561

>>15898554
Simply delicious

>> No.15898592
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>> No.15898606

>>15897341
>I don't consider any of the people in that video the same level of person as me; I'm white.
Based and fact pilled

>> No.15898907

>>15897233
>you can be reduced to that state under the right conditions
You have to be born feral to be like that creature. It's not learned or an adaptation.

>>15897240
He's a former shock jock. Opie & Anthony.

>> No.15899021

>>15883048
you know he could just use his right hand

>> No.15899086

>>15899021
Uh...

>> No.15899126

>>15883655
This made me especially hungry

>> No.15899142

>>15897209
Based reporter

>> No.15899146

>>15899021
>being this new

>> No.15899150

>>15897171
this was all lived streamed from start to finish.
of course the webm is a cut version of it so i can see why you have your doubts.

>> No.15899225

>>15883138
that looks pretty good. needs cheese though

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>>15886282
when will autistic robot gfs go into production bros

>> No.15899395

>>15899239
>trannybot

>> No.15899521

>>15888890
RENT FREE
It's UK street food. Don't let America haunt you TOO much

>> No.15899553

>>15888713
>Is this a shitpost?
What do you think where you are?

>> No.15899576

>>15897209
Opie was always a turbo douche that was being carried by Anthony.

>> No.15899599

>>15894016
You'd be surprised how many people that hasn't crumbled a chip before.

>> No.15899685

HAHA JACK IS SO FUNNY PLEASE POST MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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>> No.15899750

>>15898561
Who
the fuck
eats like that
tongue first

>> No.15899758
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>>15899750
A king.

>> No.15900721

Anyone else want to get a handjob from Jack's right arm?

>> No.15900817
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>>15899576
He steered the show, dude. He was the rudderman rudderman!

But yeah, Opie almost definitely has BPD and at least a streak of actual psychopathy. The only segments where he actually brought something to the table were the ones were they were bullying some idiot.
The toothpick artist for example.
He does daily livestreams talking mostly about his life and old times now. Averages 40-50 viewers live, which puts him at a solid seventh of what KingCobra gets. lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9M6n57tfJU

>> No.15900836
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>>15900721
I used to work in stroke rehab and those handjobs fucking suck. You're not missing out.

>> No.15900846

>>15900836
fucking eew

>> No.15900859

>>15900721
Just do the dutch rudder or give yourself a stranger.

>> No.15900862

>>15900836
God damn pajeets are disgusting.

>> No.15900867

>>15900859
My hands aren't the size of a christmas ham, not the same feeling

>> No.15900881

>>15900867
My old man taught me this one trick where you drill a hole in a honey ham and throw that baby in the microwave for 5 minutes. Its pretty good. We called the the old ham hole.

>> No.15900909
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>>15900881
Calling bullshit on this.
5 minutes wouldn't be enough.

>> No.15900938

>>15900909
depends on how big the ham is

>> No.15900965

>>15898561
before Ja/ck/ became a Christian, he was a lustful sodomite and used to eat asshole just like that webm

>> No.15900982
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>>15900938
Well, if you're gonna fuck it you want a decent sized one. Not something the size of a damn egg.

>> No.15900990

>>15897209
based Opester

>> No.15901014

>>15897341
>>15897913
>>15898606
Even a fucking food board it's filled with incels..

>> No.15901027

>>15900982
why would you peel an apple?

>> No.15901046

>>15901027
Different things apeel to different folks.

>> No.15901108

>>15885710
so disgusting

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>>15901046
Swear down lad you're gonna get it

>> No.15901185

>>15898561
That's a man who knows how to please his wife ;)

>> No.15901285

>>15901185
By making her delicious meals.

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>>15901285
Jack may be retarded, unskilled, white trash and abusive to his son but you have to respect a man who cooks for his wife. God-bless him.

>> No.15901405

>>15901375
It's been revealed in the past that he mostly eats out and pretty much only cooks for his "show". I think Tammy was the one doing most of the cooking, but don't quote me on that.

>> No.15901409

>>15882928
he's gonna fuck that pizza

>> No.15901410

>>15899729
I still don't understand what went wrong here.

>> No.15901423

>>15901405
https://youtu.be/zo-x4PU8S6g?t=76

>> No.15901468

>>15897212
A man of culture.

>> No.15901487

>>15883518
real footage of frogposters on /ck/

>> No.15901503

>>15901405
Yeah this is true. It's pretty obvious his own family can't stand his cooking

>> No.15901518

>>15882912
learn to hold a camera you fat fuck

>> No.15901538

>>15897551
If you dislike a content creator enough to hallucinate events that didn't happen in the video, you should probably stop watching their content. At best, you conflated your perception of his pace (since his videos at heavily edited) and when he thought his girlfriend lost a finger because he couldn't see how she was goofing around instead of just doing what she was supposed to.

Take your meds.

>> No.15901539

>>15901375
jack is fucking terrible to his wife and the big t is counting the days until the third stroke takes him out

>> No.15901560

Has Jack ever made anything that you would eat?

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>>15897551

>> No.15901602

>>15901538
It wasn't my perception of his pace fucknuts, she was lagging behind the whole time and even asked him to slow down. Not on the knife part specifically but throughout the whole process. To be fair it's her own fault for ignoring the technique she admitted to knowing about but come on man, that would have been his fucking responsibility if she actually had hurt herself with that stupid challenge.

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>>15885016
>>15885022
>>15885028

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>>15883518
>the way it gets carelessly slapped down onto the table
HE'S SUFFERED ENOUGH

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>> No.15902093

>>15896805
this, looks like a heavy storm is coming but the fatoids are there just standing and eating

>> No.15902183

>>15897156
There's a small caveat to his experiment. He slapped a piece of meat to a certain temp but the machine broke iirc, he then sous vide a piece of meat back to that temp then slapped it to a temp where it was considered cooked

>> No.15902210

>>15897341
>Real charity doesn't need to be filmed and posted on Youtube.
>Need

>> No.15902279

>>15901410
I'm guessing he tried to make pickles with flavored, brown water, which sounds really retarded.

>> No.15902692

>>15886274
neo-china arrives from the future

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>>15897551
>y'all
>>15901538
>content creator
>Take your meds.

>> No.15902727

>>15882896
Cooking with Non-newtonian fluids COOL

>> No.15902738

>>15902713
That looks good.

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>>15901629

>> No.15902787

>>15888890
US is literally the only country that doesn't do the fries on everything shit

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>>15902720
It wasn't a soiboy y'all it was a Texan y'all.

>> No.15902864

>>15902738
looks insanely dry to me, especially since everything is quadruple-cooked

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>> No.15902882

>>15901605
VGH... TVRKISH CVISINE....

>> No.15902901

>>15902864
Second look with the second grilling of the flatbread, could use some sort of yogurt sauce with it, you're right.

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15902907

>>15901405
His kid, the one he didn't choke, spilled the beans on Twitch. They pretty much only eat homecooked when Jack is filming a video

>> No.15902951

>>15899729
0:34 was he cooking a fucking spoon in there?

>> No.15902952

>>15902907
The kid is prolly scarred for life now.

>> No.15903030

>>15901578
Why do Jack's hands look like a woman's?

>> No.15903067

>>15901629
my waifu

>> No.15903074

>>15889292
based

>> No.15903078

>>15902870
why the fuck is there a couple of jewish troons and a tranny bogdanoff in walmart

>> No.15903096

rinse, recycle, repeat. same webm thread, different day.

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15903127

>>15903078
>any woman who is too attractive to give me any attention ever in my life is a tranny

>> No.15903189

>>15903127
that you bruh?

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15903199

>>15903127
>I'll save you m'lady

>> No.15903235

>>15903030
fat = androgyny

>> No.15903238

>>15903127
>whiteknighting for a webm
The fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.15903392

>>15900817

linger longer

>> No.15903431

>>15903238
ill do it again, too

>> No.15903479

>>15899021
it's a prosthetic. he lost his right arm at the elbow in afghanistan. show some respect, dude.

>> No.15903543

>>15882928
i'd pay to watch jack get beaten to death on live television

>> No.15903555

>>15891031
>no circuit breaker / safety switch

thirdies homes are scary

>> No.15903581

>>15903555
Safety Switch and Circuit Breakers are two completely different things brainlet.

A circuit breaker wont trigger in the case the webm is depicting.

>> No.15903620

>>15897341
is this how you are suposed to clean and cut garloids?

>> No.15903637

>>15903581
whatever autist, I don't need to know that exact terminology. My house is build with the last regulations and standards on electrical instalation by certified professionals.

>> No.15903641

>>15903543
ok

>> No.15903657

>>15902907
damn shitskins

>> No.15903753

>>15886274
Reminds me of the child in "the ones who walk away from omelas"
Even if you want to save the child you can't really do so in any meaningful way because they are trapped in their own condition.

>> No.15903761

>>15885016
What the hell are any of you faggots complaining about? You talk about the same things over and over having the exact same conversations time and again so who cares if its the same webms over and over? That goes well with your discussion skills.

>> No.15903820

>>15903479
I'm pretty sure it was when he was dropping napalm on Palestine.

>> No.15903883

>>15885672
he actually won america's got talent for this.

>> No.15903890

>>15885710
Roughly 5000 calories right there

>> No.15903947

>>15903820
>NOOO NOT THE HECKIN PALESTINOS

>> No.15903969

>>15897882
why even continue to live like that? I'd honestly rather be dead than live in a country like that.

>> No.15903985

>>15884031
>>15884419
>>15886164
It was an accidental stroke. Fat fuck.

>> No.15904053

>>15891031
>when you don't make a death animation

>> No.15904145

>>15903985
we should encourage him to do livestreams and hope to see stroke number two on cam

>> No.15904169

>>15903820
>Jack "Napalm Time in Palestine" Scalfani
Even more based.

>> No.15904416

>>15903543
Based

>> No.15904514

>>15883457
Let them try, let them publish it, just they should, in general, learn from they mistakes and take criticism

>> No.15904567

bump

>> No.15904602

>>15904567
desperate op? attention seeking loooooooser...

>> No.15904642

>>15901409
>can smell the pizza being in heat
It's more likely than you might think.

>> No.15904678

>>15904642
its cause you stink!!!

>> No.15904717

>>15903637
Goes to show you know nothiiing..

>> No.15905809

>>15903761
shut up

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>>15883781

>> No.15905991

>>15904145
>number two
>he doesn't know

>> No.15906020

>>15891999
>>15892003
no matter what if you name this american cuisine or american cooking a bunch of retards are gonna come in and reply saying this isnt american, its the perfect bait

>> No.15906188

>>15906020
This whole thread is bait if we are going to be honest here. WebM threads in general is bait in /ck/

>> No.15906321

>>15900990
Fuck ahppie
APPLE PHALLUS

>> No.15906360

>>15903392
Dont be so smarmy duuuude

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