Gay Youtuber shit

[Anonymous No.15868028]

I always thought cooking was manly. I'm not sure what changed or if it's just millennials taking over but the terrible state of cooking shows is reaching critical mass.

Discuss gripes with cooking show techniques, presentation, host schticks, etc.

Post antidotes if you've got them.

[Anonymous No.15868044]

https://.youtube.com/watch?v=ETZcTb_m_As

[Anonymous No.15868064]

>reminds you not to zest the pith of the lemon
>epic funny mispronunciation of worcestershire
>"let those flavors get to know each other"
just a few

[Anonymous No.15868067]

>YoooouknowiloveyouANDIMOUT

[Anonymous No.15868071]

Coming shows have always been awful. Even the patron saint of cooking television, Alton Brown, was motivated to make his own show specifically because other shows were terrible... And he didn't even have any background in cooking prior.
Man went to culinary school expressly as research four the show, he was so mad.

[Anonymous No.15868134]

>>15868071

>cooking shows have always been awful

Hol' up.

[Anonymous No.15868149]

>>15868028
>I always thought cooking was manly
lmao
anthony bourdain (burning in hell) was a leftists idea of masculinity

[Anonymous No.15868173]

>>15868134
There are exceptions of course, but most of them had long stopped filming by the time Brown was in film school

[Anonymous No.15868202]

Spreading butter with chopparooneys? That is heckin' pretentious af.

[Anonymous No.15868209]

>>15868173
i wish those two fat ladies would smother me in their creamy gravy if you know what i mean

[Anonymous No.15868213]

>>15868149

Bourdain was a self-hating cuck who travelled, that's why leftists liked him.

[Anonymous No.15868445]

>>15868028
Seeing idiots use non-stick makes me really angry.

[Anonymous No.15868460]

>>15868445
What's idiotic about how he's using that nonstick?

[Anonymous No.15868474]

>chink uses chinksticks to cook
Wow what a shocker

[Anonymous No.15868519]

I hate youtubers who try too hard to be a wacky character

[Anonymous No.15868528]

>>15868028
>millenials taking over
mate, most millenials are in their 30s, trying to raise kids while each parent works 2 jobs each.
you're thinking of zoomers, ie: those jobless faggots addicted to their phones and social media. who think TikTok is "cool" and totally not Chinese propoganda

[Anonymous No.15868538]

In no particular order

>Saying "What's up guys"
>Not putting the recipe in the description "yOu cAn FiNd ThE mEaSuREmEnTs On My WeBsItE"
>Edits out obvious failures
>Excessively rare and expensive or wasteful ingredients
>"Simple" or "Quick" in the description but recipe is long and complicated
>They're cooking something they expressly won't eat themselves and therefore have no idea what it tastes like
>Multiple chefs making the same "Joy of Cooking" recipe because it's trending
>Saying shit like "cwispy" or inserting memes
>acting like if it's not San Marzano Tomatoes you might as well not cook at all
>using way too many dishes
>stock music in the background
>inserting random little jabs americans or the west for woke holier than thou points ie: "Americans would call this 'Spaghetti' but Spaghetti is actually a NOODLE' or 'We as white people have been trained to not to like X'"
>using bottled water
>Tenderizing steak with [Insert stupid disgusting thing]!!!???!? Clickbait
>Wasting food
>Real X reacts to Y Recipes and the guy gives common sense takes any idiot could tell from the word go. Provides no inside commentary or knowledge
>bad boy chefs with tattoos showing you the DARK GRITTY SIDE of cooking
>Broken english Korean cooking videos where they make disgusting sloppy messes on a griddle and cover it in sugar
>they eat on camera like a slob

[Anonymous No.15868598]

>recipe calls for a variety of spices and sauces
>each one is carefully measured and portioned out in their own tiny stainless steel or glass bowls

[Anonymous No.15868609]

>>15868028
i dont like the way he walks

[Anonymous No.15868623]

>>15868598
That's a tv thing and they only do it for the camera, or to avoid showing a brand name. No one expects you to actually dish your spices at home.

[Anonymous No.15868935]

>>15868609
Holy shit I knew he was a manlet but he legit looks like he's 5'2

[Anonymous No.15868946]

>>15868538
>Edits out obvious failures
Eh, that's excusable if they mention it and how they corrected it. I don't think anyone wants to spend much time watching someone botch up a dish...

I think I just realized that a bunch of co/ck/s watch cooking videos almost solely for entertainment/discussion with absolutely no intent to use what the video presents. Which is precisely why they are so nitpicky about the presentation.

[Anonymous No.15869049]

>>15868213
>>15868149
>leftist cooking shows
yanks really can't help politicising everything can they

[Anonymous No.15869107]

>>15869049
Not even politics, it's more of an aesthetic/tonal label based on stereotypes. In the 80s/90s could probably replace it with "yuppie" and the label would carry the approximate meaning.
It's basically people anyone who lacks a based/stand-out character about them, is perceived as being holier-than-thou, has an effeminate attitude, and boringly sticks to most expectations/reservations of normies (especially if they do relatively well from it).

[Anonymous No.15869130]

>>15868028
>using some cheap alternative to real maple syrup
>poutine is just barely covered in sauce
absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.15869149]

>>15869107
Bourdain did seem like a bit of a poser

[Anonymous No.15869165]

The only good youtube cooking videos are MPW's magic cube shilling videos.

[Anonymous No.15869188]

>>15868460
Are you really so fucking retarded that you need it explained to you why non-stick cookware is horrible dogshit?

[Anonymous No.15869201]

>>15869188
Yep! Go for it, dude

[Anonymous No.15869225]

>>15869188
you're using it wrong

[Anonymous No.15869525]

>>15868044
This man seems based. I want to go to his food truck/restaurant.

[Anonymous No.15870124]

>>15868071
Julia child's cooking show was awesome

[Anonymous No.15870156]

>>15868028
>Gay Youtuber shit
That is redundant
Youtuber implies the other 2. The only thing worse than YouTubers, are the simps that watch them

[Anonymous No.15870210]

Ahem..

[Anonymous No.15870361]

>>15869149
Watch Bourdain and then watch Rick Stein. Bourdain acts like everything is a novelty and he's putting savages on display solely as a novelty. He doesn't believe anyone would want to actually eat this shit. Stein loves seeing new food, he actually sees and shows how and why things are done how they're done. He's genuinely interested in the culture and history behind food while I always felt Bourdain was laughing at these people behind their back when he got home.

[Not the guy you've answered to(...) No.15870404]

>>15870361
Yeah, I also like that other [REDACTED] who hosts Bizarre Foods. Despite the name of the show, he always seemed rather respectful of people, even if he is allegedly an asshole in real life.

[Anonymous No.15870410]

>>15868028
It's all about good eats with Alton Brown

[Anonymous No.15870418]

>>15869188
Yes. Please explain it to me.

[Anonymous No.15870433]

>>15870418
Facebook Soccer Moms have started the conspiracy theory that teflon pans cause cancer, impotence, autism, gayness and everything else they don't like.

There is a kernel of truth in that the coating is made of a type of plastic and should not be heated above a certain temperature, but it's fine for things like eggs. Just don't use it for searing any meat, for deep frying or things like that and you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.15870539]

Hello Wildcats.

[Anonymous No.15870556]

>>15870433
Teflon is completely stable up at any regular searing or deep frying temperatures unless you're doing really crazy shit with unconventional oils.

[Anonymous No.15870637]

>>15870556
That is a lie. Fluoride gassing off of the pan will kill any pet birds you have in the house if you put it on high heat.

[Anonymous No.15870712]

>>15868064
>>epic funny mispronunciation of worcestershire
I don't understand
It's so easy to pronounce. Just because the pronunciation doesn't sound like the way it's written doesn't mean it's hard to pronounce. Do these people think Arkansas is impossible to say too? What about Albuquerque?

[Anonymous No.15870730]

>>15870712
Albuquerque is pronounced how it's spelt.
Arkansas is so unintuitive it had to pass state legislation on how to pronounce it after two senators got into a fight.

[Anonymous No.15870738]

>>15870730
Albuquerque is pronounced one of the ways it could reasonably be pronounced.

[Anonymous No.15870747]

>>15870730
>Albuquerque is pronounced how it's spelt.
autism everyone

[Anonymous No.15870766]

>>15868538
>They're cooking something they expressly won't eat themselves and therefore have no idea what it tastes like
I was so triggered by that bananofee recipe I nearly cried. WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT IT YOU DOUBLE JEW

[Anonymous No.15870773]

>>15870712
The place is called wuhstuhshuh, which is slightly odd to pronounce because it doesn't resemble modern word patterns. Worse, that makes the sauce wuhstuhshuhsauce, which is just kind of a tongue twister, so most people just truncate it to wuhstuh sauce.

[Anonymous No.15870961]

>>15868028
>Let's get this out on a tray
>Nice!

[Anonymous No.15871009]

>>15870418
>>15870433
>>15870556
There are non-stick coats that aren't teflon though. As far as I know the problem with teflon was that if the outermost layer was damaged in some way (scratching, overheating, thermal shock) you would eat toxic shit from underneath.

[Anonymous No.15871017]

>>15868598
>>15868623
>"quick and easy recipe"
>a dozen of ingredients already measured and chopped up in bowls

[Anonymous No.15871027]

>>15871009
>There are non-stick coats that aren't teflon though
There are not. The patent for Teflon™ has expired so there are a bunch of competing brands now, but they're all still just PTFE.

[Anonymous No.15871049]

>>15871027
My non-stick pan doesn't contain PTF, PFOA or fluorine. At least that's what the manufacturer says.

[Anonymous No.15871059]

>>15868028
how insecure can you be, you closeted fag?

[Anonymous No.15871062]

>>15871049
well what is it then

[Anonymous No.15871067]

>>15868028
Women can't cook. It's a man's job.

[Anonymous No.15871070]

posting anti-shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff_ObKMjn4w

[Anonymous No.15871075]

>>15871062
Ceramic coating. Supposedly it's less durable and I did wear it down noticeably in half a year but maybe I shouldn't have made soft scrambled eggs daily on it.

[Anonymous No.15871121]

>>15871075
Most "ceramic" coatings are just PTFE under another brand. The few that aren't are little more than a thin layer of glass that scuffs off instantly.

[Anonymous No.15871200]

I hate this fucking guy so much.
>stupid clickbait titles
>"People think it's weird that I talk to my food but I think it's fun :)"
>shitty lofi music

Fuck you alvin

[Anonymous No.15871250]

>>15871121
>Most "ceramic" coatings are just PTFE under another brand
Their selling point is not containing PTFE
>The few that aren't are little more than a thin layer of glass that scuffs off instantly
Possible. I'll probably try teflon pan next.

[Anonymous No.15871523]

>>15868623
I do...

[Anonymous No.15871766]

>>15868134
I ga-ron-tee

[Anonymous No.15871778]

>>15868173
Irrefutably based

[Anonymous No.15871797]

Pretty much every dumb adjective Gordon Ramsay uses to describe food.

>Add some sexy, luxurious bread to the toaster
>Spread silky decadent butter on the toast
>BAM. Sexy butter-bread, done.

Fuck off, you impotent fuck. You have a food fetish and it's not healthy.

[Anonymous No.15872101]

>>15868946
>Which is precisely why they are so nitpicky about the presentation
genuinely a really good point

[Anonymous No.15872403]

How much antidote you need OP? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu-de3olEwM&list=PLaZOaPoed_BGwf730kEmPSPIzJ2kQ9A4-&index=22

[Anonymous No.15872430]

>>15868134
How many episodes did Justin Wilson end up making? There are some on youtube but I think they're still in the process of transferring them into digital or something.