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/ck/ WebM Thread

>> No.15855001
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Not even sure why the Jannies deleted the last one. But I'm here taking requests to make WebMs so that we can get some fresh clips on this board.
I'd prefer links but if you have general suggestions that works too.

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>> No.15855012

hes dead isnt he :(

>> No.15855013

Probably because it wasn't the same garbage reposts. There is a reason nothing good is allowed on this board.

>> No.15855018

anyone have the sausage making webm? I couldn't save it because 404.

>> No.15855030
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No he's very much alive. He probably doesnt have much time left

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No, he still posts all the time.

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>> No.15855160
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I hate women

>> No.15855198

>when the woman ducks below the pan of flaming oil to put the flaming oil spilt in the floor out

Jesus christ

>> No.15855512
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Cheers mate, thanks for delivering.

>> No.15855629
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>> No.15855777
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Uploading some of the ones I made last time just to bump

>> No.15855787
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Nope. He's still producing videos.

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Too bad you will never be one.

>> No.15856092
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>> No.15856159

>not boiled

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>> No.15856198

"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this."

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>> No.15856270
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>> No.15856328

Good to see old folks keeping up with the times.

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>> No.15856341
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>> No.15856350

>anon hates women
>anon wants to be a woman
retard logic 101

>> No.15856355

>calling your channel "yes it's funny", expecting people forget this is supposed to be "comedy"

>> No.15856358

>your 10 second MS paint drawing will never become a legendary meme

>> No.15856372
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I'm not ...>>15855002

>> No.15856387 [DELETED] 
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>> No.15856392

nice. /ck/ should really allow sound...

>> No.15856437
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I love seeing people freaking out over a little bit of harmless fire

>> No.15856585
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>> No.15856590

stop with the coom shit

>> No.15856646
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>> No.15856669

what is the stuff he adds to the egg the green and white stuff?

>> No.15856749

Imagine the smell

>> No.15856759

>mfw I was there for the original "chicken gyro" post
Feels good to have witnessed a historical /ck/ event

>> No.15856769

Looks like diced onions and peppers to me.

>> No.15856872
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so this is what they meant by gyro, those crafty greeks

>> No.15856925
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Someone buy him a spatula. Jeez.

Because 80% of the post are /b/-lite like >>15855001

Cantonese Chow Mein (豉油王炒面)

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>> No.15856961

>toaster in the living room
do Japs really?

>> No.15856964

This makes me incredibly angry

>> No.15856978

got any screenshots of it?

>> No.15856991

>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

>> No.15856998

>inb4 flaming pizza dome
>inb4 hot bitch with spinal meningitis
>inb4 kay and her man hands
>inb4 avocado macchiato
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face girl chops onions like a penis
>inb4 Favreau making an autism sandwich
>inb4 asian dude chugging pint glasses full of raw eggs
>inb4 Jack's mouth and tongue reach for a sandwich
>inb4 cooking longpork with Hannibal Lector
>inb4 weiner and mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 roasties hitting a chef's knife with a hammer to open a coconut
>inb4 retard thinks he can eat a 22lb curry, fails miserably
>inb4 female cook fucks a customer's hotdog
>inb4 crab preparation with kitchen shears
>inb4 plump erotic cakes
>inb4 Joey anything (pls no)
>inb4 flaming faggot dabs the grease on his pizza, everyone rages
>inb4 bbq montage
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 the pizza crust is a watermelon (?)
>inb4 butterslut
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed anything
>inb4 Nigella’s titties, boners ensue
>inb4 butchering dolphin meat with a katana
>inb4 turkish ice cream illusionists
>inb4 cheetofrap
>inb4 squid karate chop instakill
>inb4 making toast on a citronella candle
>inb4 liquor in a flower vase
>inb4 vodka grilled cheese cocktail
>inb4 creme.webm (blue board, faggots)
>inb4 tiny asian girl eats 500lbs of big macs
>inb4 omnidirectional spaghetti separator
>inb4 ice cream on a fucking watermelon
>inb4 the machine race from the matrix makes pizza
>inb4 bandsaw animal dismemberment
>inb4 motherfucking salt bae

>> No.15857001

>inb4 gas stove dj
>inb4 teaching tards how to into chopsticks
>inb4 chicken and waffles
>inb4 another food porn thing
>inb4 paying to cook your own eggs
>inb4 handstand on a grocery cart
>inb4 scorpions on a stick
>inb4 hot bitch chugs beer like penises
>inb4 neckbeard chugs wine like penises
>inb4 two shots of vodka (whole pint)
>inb4 Asian dude hates the gay food his bitch made, dishonors famiry
>inb4 avocado burger
>inb4 canada.webm
>inb4 chopping up a live whale
>inb4 crab victoriously waving paintbrush above his head
>inb4 black lady master watermelon slicer
>inb4 chinky girl makes grilled cheese in a fucking toaster and it actually works
>inb4 a gallon of cheese poured over a hamburger
>inb4 spastic crepe guy
>inb4 stationary knife 3rd world prep station
>inb4 dumplings and titties
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face feeds dog a biscuit (chopping dicks off mentally)
>inb4 samurai chef w/hand fireballs and shit
>inb4 speed tacos
>inb4 chicken in a barrel
>inb4 old guy burns the piss out of a grilled cheese
>inb4 titties and ice cream, then a big ol’ n*gger
>inb4 corn cob on a power drill, scalping ensues
>inb4 gearshift sauce packet receptacle
>inb4 endless cycle of beans
>inb4 honeycomb bullshit

>> No.15857119

Troons are jealous of real women

>> No.15857185

Dont have a link but lets get some more webms of women eating things with extra sauce

>> No.15857242

If you're doing this, remember to make a version with sound for /wsg/.
Now that's I think of it, there's probably a fair amount of nsfw /ck/ material out there that's either funny or just weird.

>> No.15857243

This would be better with sound.

>> No.15857297

What are they making?

>> No.15857329

Anyone got the one of the fat English guy going to McDonald's and getting a massive order?

>> No.15857347
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>> No.15857444

Oh, hey, it's been updated.

>> No.15857471

Classic, but the one I'm talking about has him sitting down with a full pitcher of coke and a fry container filled with BBQ

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>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple

>> No.15857604

jaggary - sugar from palm sap, pretty good when it's not full of pubes and toenails.

>> No.15857608
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>> No.15857687
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>> No.15857694

Looks damn good.

>> No.15857764

This is why I am scared to have sex with a big girl

>> No.15857787

Are there any webms with good food?

>> No.15857794
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>> No.15857806

He isn't fat (well, not fat enough to be singled out as fat) and that isn't McDonald's.

>> No.15857819
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just looked thru my folder, it's all meme shit except for a couple
I like this one

>> No.15857820

A cow died just so it could be put in a toaster, unseasoned and eating for a funny tiktok maymay


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That does look good, and I have most of this... Hmm

>> No.15857982


That finished steak didn't come from that toaster. She wasted 4 cuts of steak.

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>> No.15858007
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>> No.15858119
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>> No.15858146
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>> No.15858170
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>> No.15858213

holy shit I'm laffin

>> No.15858223

the new janny over here is a complete newfaggot tool that doesn't understand the most basic memery. I bet that it's a mad /pol/faggot that's trying to ruin this whole website out of spite.

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>> No.15858600

When I found out about sweet and dark soy sauce my stir fry game completely changed.

>> No.15858995
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this reminds me of my ex

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>> No.15859092

but it raw

>> No.15859176
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>> No.15859264
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>> No.15859313

>He isn't fat
Do Amerifats really

>> No.15859333

Somehow that made sense the first time I read it, but I felt that something was wrong, so I re-read it and I couldn't understand shit.

>> No.15859381

So an environmentally unfriendly salt?

>> No.15859383

missed these posts

>> No.15859390
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Ha, same with me...?

>> No.15859392

There are active anons here trying to change that

>> No.15859419
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>> No.15859423
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oh no :(

>> No.15859462

Be one? I want to EAT one.

>> No.15859475
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That was my first thought as well.
One of the girls at work was ragging on me the other day because she just found out that Bitcoin requires electricity to produce but she'd probably be all over this bullshit if she saw at the hippie store.

>> No.15859507

just go to youtube

>> No.15859538
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>> No.15859564

Has to be mexico

>> No.15859566
File: 2.91 MB, 720x404, Neck Mushrooms.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.15859567

Incredibly unimpressive for a fat guy. I weigh 155 and I can do better than that

>> No.15859576

Oh that's the pedophile guy right?

>> No.15859580

jesus america, you're falling behind on how fast you eat.
my momey is on brazil

>> No.15859596

>when mongrels get sauce on their lips and don't immediately wipe it off
Nothing more disgusting than a messy eater and that "diz b gold chikun" shit would do a good job exposing them (though you can usually tell by their hue)

>> No.15859601

It's really not that impressive. I'm not even fat and I think I could do it in 15-20 seconds.

>> No.15859615 [DELETED] 

Wa La

>> No.15859631
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Wa La

>> No.15859651
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in the final hour all must kneel before the one true /ck/ing...

>> No.15859652

Is that Grimeth?

>> No.15859751

Asians are not human.

>> No.15859767

appreciate you taking some of the requests. I got a little busy last night.
That video is a little long to edit down into a WebM. If you have a certain part you'd like to see, let me know.
I don't post to /wsg/

>> No.15859812
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>> No.15859956
File: 2.88 MB, 480x480, curry chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.15860029
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Just made this

>> No.15860043

Just pour a bunch of shit all over the fucking place instead of using a cocktail shaker, also she looks like an easy slut

>> No.15860057

I love when retards try to throw water on a grease fire.

>> No.15860060

wow, that's an old meme

>> No.15860084

>the shirt of the guy right next to her
>her sucking down a sausage parade with gusto
Who could be behind this?

>> No.15860088

It worked.

>> No.15860123

>vegetarian spaghetti with sausage
I guess the dementia finally got him....

>> No.15860218

i see u dawg

>> No.15860256

>my momey is on brazil
your mom is in Brazil? Im very sorry for her, the hottest man here are bisexual or just gay

>> No.15860280

i'd pay extra for a non-hominid primate to deliver my food

>> No.15860296

she might look like an easy slut but i would definitely like to insert my penis into her vagina nonetheless

>> No.15860302
File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, Full English Breakfast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.15860374

that's a lot of bourbon. christ

>> No.15860376
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I've missed you

>> No.15860381
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>> No.15860398
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>> No.15860415
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Rotation Grill.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]


>> No.15860419
File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, Russian Baked Beef.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]


>> No.15860446

Mom said it's my turn on the hotdog spinner!

>> No.15860454
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>> No.15860471
File: 2.93 MB, 360x638, Gyro.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

What's that your mom is doing in the background?

>> No.15860488

what the fuck. that's like 3.5 years for fucking salt.

>> No.15860500

I'm pretty sure this guy had just gotten out of prison.

>> No.15860507

Frankly pandas deserve to go extinct, I (a human) deserve bamboo sugar more than them

>> No.15860513
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>> No.15860520
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I'm not even a little ashamed to admit I'd chow down on that like there was no tomorrow

>> No.15860525


wyh tf

>> No.15860541
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>> No.15860550
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I could sit and watch this for hours

>> No.15860551

India a superpower

>> No.15860555
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>> No.15860626

It's identical to watching someone kill themselves with drugs or alcohol. So sad how most people don't see eating and food consumption like this as an addiction.

>> No.15860635

has sciene came that far?

>> No.15860643

what a disgrace

>> No.15860656

That little buddy really deserves $15 hour plus tip.

>> No.15860669

how am I expected to take the opinion of a child, race notwithstanding, seriously in any regard? proof this board has fucking women on it. not to mention this board doesn't have fucking sound webms shitdip

>> No.15860670

or she instantly took it out of the toaster and cooked it. imagine flying into a rage over a joke video because you're an incel who hates women. big yikes

>> No.15860684
File: 2.99 MB, 480x480, Slow Cooker Poor Man's Stew.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]


>> No.15860690

who is this british youtuber?

>> No.15860693

>Why are you doing this to meeeeee?

>> No.15860706
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He's done this for years, gives numerical ratings.
File name.

>> No.15860718

>File name.
in that case my last point is still more important than anything if you're posting this

>> No.15860722
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>> No.15860739

truly the goat

>> No.15860753

That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.

>> No.15860769

He has a shitty metabolism.
this nigga will not survive a Famine

>> No.15860787
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>all while holding a lid

>> No.15860789

Whiyis he behaving like its going to pop open and hot coals are going to launch at him?

>> No.15860973
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I just mixed up the responses.

>> No.15861040

may as well not eat meat at that point

>> No.15861083

There is no fucking way they got that bright red sauce from that mix of ingredients.

>> No.15861089

I want to sashimi this fucking gook

>> No.15861107

She should sue her plastic surgeon for how rock-hard those tits are.

>> No.15861221


Im retarded but wouldnt the water lighten the darker soy sauce color turning it into that with the other blends?

>> No.15861275

Sweet mother of Allah...post more Nasim, please.

>> No.15861278

You're the stupidest motherfucker on this board. Get some help.

>> No.15861347

>someone does something stupid
>can't call them out because the person happens to be a woman
Wow, you really think women can't handle criticism?
Grow up, chud.

>> No.15861358
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>> No.15861384

pls gib khazar gf

>> No.15861406

they literally can't. women lose their shit the second a man criticizes them

>> No.15861418
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Where we're going, we won't need buns

>> No.15861532

There's nothing in there that's red.

>> No.15861546

He's in his late 20s iirc, he just looks young as

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>> No.15861732

I would destroy my genetic lineage for her

>> No.15861800

this is the worst use of honey

>> No.15861820

asians have been ravaging the earth for thousands of years

>> No.15861821

fucking kills me everytime xD

>> No.15861952

Do bongs really?

>> No.15861960

>the dead arm flopping

>> No.15861966

eeeew, I think I saw a hair in the food

>> No.15861976
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>in my restless dreams, I see that chicken...

>> No.15861980

What the fuck is wrong with chinks

>> No.15862007

Surprised nobody ever posts this lunatic.


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>> No.15862037

>But how does he get out?

>> No.15862039

In nu-america it's illegal to shame people for self-destruction behavior. In fact, our culture encourages it now. Just look at that fat fuck Lizzo

>> No.15862102
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>> No.15862123

>he has to eat all the eggs

>> No.15862126

verey enraging webm.

>> No.15862143

too much corn starch

>> No.15862148
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>> No.15862157

i mean the cow died for other cuts that other people ate

>> No.15862176

doesnt bamboo grow really fucking fast anyway

>> No.15862184

poor little guy
mice and rats are cute as hell despite being dirty little fucks

>> No.15862315

did she just fucking dump grease down the sink?

>> No.15862327

>NOOOO not the heckin' sink!! my landlord is gonna be sooooo mad when he finds out I accidentally put a pan containing 0.001 nanograms of oil into the sink!!!

>> No.15862356
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enjoy unclogging your sink

>> No.15862447
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>> No.15862471

As someone who picked up night shifts at WhataBurger, the cleanliness standards are the worst I've ever seen in my food service time and the health standards are almost non existent. I haven't been able to eat there since I worked there.

>> No.15862508

>im jewish
shut the fuck up who cares

>> No.15862510

I do.

>> No.15862517

where he has like a 13 patty big mac or some shit?

>> No.15862542

How do you make webm's? I'd like to make a few. Suppose I could google..

>> No.15862557
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There are others, this is easiest.

>> No.15862588

>Expect her to freak out.
Th thanks egg man

>> No.15862600

>that much bourbon
>those glasses for mixing

>> No.15862609

Dees is newt how to sous vide

>> No.15862699

this is a bit of a long shot but i'm wondering if anyone could see if they have anything of what i'm looking for
it was a video of a guy in his car in a mcdonalds parking lot who ordered like 10 quarter pounders with extra mayo, and he was wolfing them down and getting shit all over his fat gut (although he wasn't like 600 pound life tier fat he just had a huge gut). he kept yelling about how fat hairy and gross he was, and did a disgusting burp every few seconds. he called himself "king" something i think. does anyone know what i'm talking about

>> No.15862716

Is this a kid?

>> No.15862722

actually i found him. i'm surprised this retard isn't already a /ck/ meme

>> No.15862759
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>> No.15862787

kays good coochie

>> No.15862857


that's the bitch that keeps posting the " not my problem " threads about fucking her landlords plumbing

>> No.15862860

these posts just make me intensely curious about the ones I can't identify, rather than jaded about the repetition
so fuck you

>> No.15862945

What did he make? Booze?

>> No.15862952

What's this from?

>> No.15862991

Silent Thrill 4: The Boom

>> No.15863146
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Please stop being so antisemitic

>> No.15863155

Does anyone have that video/Webm of the asian girl making shitty carbonara for her boyfriend? She served it in some plastic container and he claimed "it's good" despite that fucking look on his face.

>> No.15863161


>> No.15863172

Is this king ass ripper?

>> No.15863175


>> No.15863222

that looks pretty delicious

>> No.15863282

i think its one of those diseases that makes you stop growing while youre a child

>> No.15863288

disgusting place
all employees are fat

>> No.15863363
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I had a dream I was with a woman last night then cried when I woke up.

>> No.15863398

>and they say that A HERO CAN SAVE USHERING

>> No.15863402

I want to eat this

>> No.15863418


>> No.15863443

No, never. We put a lot of shit in pies but never a full English, unless it's some stupid hipster pie shop I guess.

>> No.15863523

And to think, this is when he still could use both arms...

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>checks his neck

>> No.15863632

Social media and smartphones were a mistake.

>> No.15863678

By Shiva you people are dogs

>> No.15863693

Good value

>> No.15863772
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What's wrong with it?

>> No.15863817

Official ffmpeg webm guide
>-ss HH:MM:SS
Start time of the video. Very important to put this before '-i' or else the start of your video may glitch (only this option should to go before)
>-t [seconds]
Duration of the video
>-c:v libvpx
Set video codec to VP8 (the only one 4chan supports)
>-c:a libvorbis
Set audio codec to Ogg Vorbis (the only one 4chan supports)
>-crf [0-63]
Quality setting (lower is better), something between 18-31 is reasonable
>b:v [bitrate]
Video stream bitrate
>-vf scale=[width]:-1
Proportionally scale your video down to a new width
Remove the audio track

Reducing your filesize:
Start by reducing the dimensions of the video, then lower the bitrate until you hit the target size. A smaller dimension video with a higher bitrate is better than a large dimension video with a lower bitrate. Don't bother messing with the CRF that much

Put it all together:
ffmpeg -i input.mp4 -c:v libvpx -c:a libvorbis -crf 31 -b:v 1M -an output.webm

Example cutting a video from 00:00:10 to 00:00:30 and resizing it to 480p:
ffmpeg -ss 00:00:10.0 -i input.mp4 -t 20 -c:v libvpx -c:a libvorbis -crf 31 -b:v 1M -vf scale=-1:480 -an output.webm

If you don't know how to use the command line Google it lazy nigger.
>inb4 jannies delete my fucking post for racism after I spent 15 minutes writing this

>> No.15863827
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Or just use webm for bakas lol

>> No.15863873

>inb4 chronic resting crazy face feeds dog a biscuit (chopping dicks off mentally)
Sorry I think I need to see this one

>> No.15863995

event horizon

>> No.15864039

>frying up some potato slices
>be a retard and accidentally slosh a whole bunch of the 450F+ peanut oil on my arm
>turn off stove
>turn on hot water and start running my arm under it
>bf comes in
>notices red, swollen arm
>runs up to me
>slips on oil and nearly splits his head on the counter
>flailing hand grabs on to the fucking pan
>oil nearly misses him, gets all over floor
>Help him up
>Nearly slips on oil again
>Just have him lie down until he stops panicking
Never understood why that activated his fight/flight emotions

>> No.15864051

*cries in Safari*

You were supposed to introduce web support, apple.

>> No.15864058

It's almost absurd that 4chan explicitly checks for VP9/Opus streams, just to reject them, when basically anything that isn't an iphone can handle it automatically.

>> No.15864065

They have for Mac OS, but I think it is still a beta-only feature.
Though there is no reason not being added in other than Apple trying to play the format war.

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>I bet that it's a mad /pol/faggot that's trying to ruin this whole website out of spite

>> No.15864125

Use a good browser, people. Using Safari's like using Internet Explorer.

>> No.15864136
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Everybody else was just quoting the movie or dropping hints etc.
Are you Indian?

>> No.15864141

I don't recommend Safari, but comparing it to IE is giving IE way too much commendation.
Also, Firefox's Mac build specifically has issues with hardware acceleration/rendering with Quartz that makes it inferior to the Windows and Linux builds, though it is improving.
The best browser for Mac OS is probably just chromium, which is chrome without the proprietary Google bits (aka "botnet," though I hate that term).

>> No.15864181

IE has been replaced by Edge these days and honestly it's not that bad compared to the usual chromium based browsers throttling your cpus or firefox taking over 3gb of ram as soon as you install a few extensions. Been giving Vivaldi a try lately but I haven't been impressed.

>> No.15864206

Agree with everything you said.
My point really being that using IE today is simply does not work for a good chunk of newer sites, while at least Safari works on most sites that it needs to (not 4chan).

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or just use the webm mpv script and cut everything straight from mpv instead of bothering to download the video, type in all the commands etc.

>> No.15864374

>That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.
Based Movieblob

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This pissed me off. It never flips to the other side

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good find

>> No.15864622

Fucking abomination. Wheres the hash browns?

>> No.15864633

It never will, center of gravity of the spinning meat cage is not in line with the axis.

>> No.15864642

I never thought of using the deep fry scoop thing for this.

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>> No.15864653
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based jap

>> No.15864673

>when a person of color has to cook white people food

>> No.15864675
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women are the worst

>> No.15864681

how to basic already beat the "doing something randomly and aggressively" dead horse into subatomic particles 6 years ago.

>> No.15864682

it already is you retard

>> No.15864686

That's classic bachelor humor. Suddenly it's bad because a woman does it? Wow, guy.

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>the tap on the hand

>> No.15864694

his stoke arm looks like one of the fisting sex toy lmao

>> No.15864717

wh-what are you doing step-banana?

>> No.15864718

the man the legend

>> No.15864727

I'm gonna be sick

>> No.15864728

Yes but this is decidedly better and shorter

>> No.15864729
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>bachelor humor
>woman does it
Yeah it’s bad now, woman aren’t funny

>> No.15864735

that's a man isnt it?

>> No.15864743

do women really...

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>> No.15864770

God that was my first thought, some people have no self awareness.

>> No.15864783

popped a mega chub when she tore the nuts apart

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>> No.15864798
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How do women manage...?

>> No.15864811

these people are such fucking morons. don't let anybody ever say they are equal to us, that is a way to degrade humanity.

>> No.15864816

why would you take all the water from tomatoes just to add water back to it later?

>> No.15864844

>american chinese food
the only good kind honestly

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>> No.15864880

did it really shrink that much or am I retarded

>> No.15864887

How did he shrink it like that?

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HATE spicy food.

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I like sucking dick cause I am the best at it
Literally every cis woman I know is a pleb at sucking cock compared to me. The last man I sucked, I was getting my throat fucked for half an hour while he was in complete ecstasy
Stupid fucking cis women can't even suck dick right

Why would I be jealous of that

>> No.15865013

I'm sure there are people there only for free lunch

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>> No.15865049

This isn't funny you asshole.

>> No.15865064
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Thanks for your effort

>> No.15865070

I find it disturbing that there are audience for this kind of food wasting video

>> No.15865111
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Yes it is, see everybody laughing.

>> No.15865125

No, that's pretty funny, you humorless nigger

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>> No.15865213

Who is this Chinaman impersonating my Burak Özdemir? I demand a link!

>> No.15865363

It's from a commercial for Pornhub, so do with that info as you like.

>> No.15865398

nice. was it a pube from a cute girls?

>> No.15865407

no, she's the gal that shot up youtube headquarters

>> No.15865410

What we're cooking... we don't need forks to eat!

>> No.15865469
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>Bump limit
This is OC WebM anon here. Very productive thread with a lot of new content. Thanks for the guys here for teaching others how to make WebMs.
Were making the cooking board less stale one OC at a time

>> No.15865488

do yurobongs really?

>> No.15865692

holy shit what's mahalo's endgame ?
pls make a webm of this

>> No.15865698

I'll lead the next WebM thread with it kek

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>> No.15865735

muy basado thanks anon

>> No.15865828

because shelf life + volume + the worst possible tomatoes = price.

>> No.15866412

Nah everyone should learn ffmpeg, it's a million times faster once you get the hang of it. Also webm for bakas bundles a 7 year old version of ffmpeg in the repo which is definitely a security risk and possibly missing out on features thatd make encoding faster

>> No.15866737

it was a viral ad

>> No.15867066

>Actively dulling the knife with each cut on that board

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>> No.15867227

I was following him since 2009 and back then I though he was too old.. man how I was wrong.
he gives a sad/depressed vibe but quite a fun person in reality

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