/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15845790]

I worry that I become fat because my gf makes cookies and other delicious shit all the time. She doesnt eat them so I have to eat it all.

[Anonymous No.15845802]

if she's making it harder for you to physically run away, it's time to run away

[Anonymous No.15845813]

>>15845802
This. She's trying to make you fat so she becomes the one in the higher league. She's trying to turn the tables. Then she will leave you for someone who is better than your new fat self.

[Anonymous No.15845885]

Dear random,
don't stay with a girl like this : its either she eats what she cooks or she can take the door

bonus point : what happens if she poisons the cookies (with sugar for example)

[Anonymous No.15845890]

>>15845790
She's probably fucking your friends and co workers

[Anonymous No.15846018]

>>15845790
why do they have to be eaten?

[Anonymous No.15846026]

>>15845790
OP the perfect wife is a woman that keeps your belly full and your balls empty

[Anonymous No.15846029]

>>15845790
you don't realize how good you have it. a woman who bakes is a rare and precious thing

[Anonymous No.15846063]

>>15845790
You‘ve come to fork in the road. If you aren’t ready to settle yet, leave. Now. Your girlfriend is displaying one of the staple behaviors of imminent family planning. I‘ve been through this and fattening you up for the dad bod is definitely one of the better marriage encouragements out there. Trying to get pregnant and really trying to connect with your family are the less pleasant ones.

[Anonymous No.15846066]

>>15845885
It's okay, schizo. You'll never have a girlfriend to poison you.

[Anonymous No.15846078]

>bitter basement dwellers try to convince OP to leave a woman who cares about him and is a good cook: the thread
Who says you "have to eat it all"? Exercise restraint. Cookies last a good long time.

[Anonymous No.15846110]

imagine complaining about having the perfect gf

[Anonymous No.15846111]

>>15846078
We're just woke you cuck.

[Anonymous No.15846132]

>>15845790
>She doesnt eat them
That's suspicious as fuck
Exerce restraint, work out. Don't let that dad body set in.
It's LITERALLY a tactic found in women magazines back in the 60's to force a man to settle.

[Anonymous No.15846135]

>>15846111
youve been asleep your whole miserable life

[Anonymous No.15846144]

>>15846135
Stay mad cuck.

[Anonymous No.15846229]

>>15846132
>>15845885
>don't stay with a girl like this
>That's suspicious as fuck
I do this a lot of the time with both dinner and dessert cause I lift, compete in martial arts and can't really eat like shit but also don't wanna force my husband to eat sardines and broccoli with me. she probably just wants to be a good gf but not get chubby. be happy a girl actually cares about not becoming a fat fuck despite being in a relationship with you. Just grow some balls and eat it less often and give extras to the neighbors or something

[Anonymous No.15846234]

>>15846229
Fag.

[Anonymous No.15846250]

>>15846229
this. i got fat because i ate all the shit i cooked for my boyfriend. lost the weight and stopped eating as much, it's simple and she's actually a good gf for taking care of her body.

[Anonymous No.15846254]

>>15845790
secretly throw them in the garbage dipshit

[Anonymous No.15846332]

>>15845790
She’s trying to fatten you up, just adjust your diet and work out so that you can eat them and still maintain your weight. That’s gonna drive her nuts lmao

[Anonymous No.15846369]

OP here, my girlfriend (male) told me (s)he was trying to put some junk in my trunk so it's more enjoyable when (s)he puts her feminine penis in my brapper.