/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15829033]

what do girls smell like bros

[Anonymous No.15829037]

>>15829033
Flowers

[Anonymous No.15829042]

>>15829033
>in general
Like perfume and soap. Similar to how you should smell after taking a shower.

>but what about poosy and bumbum
Exactly like yours, but with a hint of perfume.

Now then, what food shall we discuss?

[Anonymous No.15829043]

>>15829033
Sweat, stale urine and yeast.

[Anonymous No.15829061]

>>15829042
>perfume and soap
never lived with a real female

[Anonymous No.15829068]

>>15829033

deenz

[Anonymous No.15829071]

i've never been more turned on in my life than when it was summer and a girl at work smelt like BO

[Anonymous No.15829076]

>>15829033
Like boys, but less sweaty.

[Anonymous No.15829084]

>>15829042
>Like perfume and soap
Maybe your cheap western whores.

[Anonymous No.15829087]

>>15829033
gas station sushi

[Anonymous No.15829094]

>>15829061
True the only women I've lived with were family. However every woman I've been close to keeps themselves pretty clean so they don't smell like sweat or swamp crotch unless they just got off work.

[Anonymous No.15829118]

>>15829094
Yeah because they’re all in public and trying to get fucked. It’s usually a cheap body spray. Most females at home, once they’ve let their guard down, smell like nothing. Just very neutral, although sometimes their heads smell like oatmeal or a baby (in a good way).

[Anonymous No.15829127]

>>15829071
Female BO smells like wood.

[Anonymous No.15829146]

How do I smell a girls poosy and bumbum?

[Anonymous No.15829151]

crayons from all the makeup

[Anonymous No.15829159]

>>15829033
They smell like if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

[Anonymous No.15829165]

>>15829146
kidnap one first anon

[Anonymous No.15829173]

>>15829033
I just want to bury my face deep and sniff

[Anonymous No.15829175]

>>15829146
pay a hooker and just do it

[Anonymous No.15829189]

>>15829146
when going up stariwais just get behind one and snifffffffffffffff

[Anonymous No.15829198]

>>15829042
You can tell a roastie wrote this.

[Anonymous No.15829207]

>>15829042
>exactly like mine
I don't have a pusy. What does female pusy smell like?

[Anonymous No.15829235]

>>15829061
>if you haven't denned with a hambeast that doesn't shower, you're a virgin!
lol

[Anonymous No.15829295]

i want to press my nose right up against a bitches asshole and have her fart right into my nostrils

[Anonymous No.15829305]

Their poop smell like chocolate

[Anonymous No.15829316]

>>15829235
All roasties have body odor

[Anonymous No.15829325]

Salty milk and pennies.

[Anonymous No.15829360]

> eating ass tastes like sweat and poop.

Such a disappointment

[Anonymous No.15829374]

>>15829360
Such faggotry, eating foids's ass and poop is soma.

[Anonymous No.15829409]

How come these threads stay up but when I make one about American vs europoor food i get banned?

[Anonymous No.15829415]

>>15829033

[Anonymous No.15829437]

>>15829033
How old is she?

Fat girls unironically smell like poop when you fuck them from behind. Especially if it is hot and they're sweaty

[Anonymous No.15829458]

>>15829437
Stock model who probably doesn't exist.
Cope anon, women aren't this beautiful.

[Anonymous No.15829487]

>>15829033
Do transwomen do huge meaty mandumps or cute flowery poops like real women?
Thinking about hiring a trans hooker to shit in my mouth but need more info. Shemale scat is a rare fetish for some reason.

[Anonymous No.15829492]

>>15829409

well obviously one of them is food related and the other isn't

[Anonymous No.15829495]

Any man that does ass play with a woman is a certified closet homo

[Anonymous No.15829508]

>>15829492

[Anonymous No.15829550]

>>15829487
>actually believes women can't take massive dumps

Kek

[Anonymous No.15829576]

>>15829033
dog semen

[Anonymous No.15829582]

>>15829550
i had a slampig GF about 8 years ago that took massive stinking shits

[Anonymous No.15829583]

female sweat is intoxicating, it's hard to describe. I live on a college campus rn and you can literally tell the which girls are ovulating by how they smell when they walk by in spring/summer. I will actually get a hardon from the smell alone, not even joking. The cheap perfume enhances it too

[Anonymous No.15829588]

>>15829360
>not eating ass after shower foreplay
You goofed fren

[Anonymous No.15829596]

>>15829582
Is this you anon?
What a lucky bastard

[Anonymous No.15829672]

>>15829033
Depends what her pheromones smell like, if you can detect them. Most girls cover their natural smell with cheap perfume from the mall; some girls have an insanely sweet smell to them, but that's rare. They usually smell unique and hard to describe, but if you don't have a strong nose, you'll pretty much only be able to smell them when they're ovulating. Your family members (if they grew up with you) will smell like nothing to you unless they're ovulating or menstruating, at while point they will smell slightly repulsive; it's hard to describe. The purpose of that is to prevent inbreeding, supposedly.

[Anonymous No.15829693]

>>15829596
yes

[Anonymous No.15829823]

>>15829127
Nah, I been around girls who had BO that smelled like stank ass male BO. Depends on her genetics.

[Anonymous No.15829840]

>>15829146
Buy panties from a camwhore

[Anonymous No.15829843]

>>15829583
They just didn't take a shower after fucking that morning. You can't tell in passing where they are on their cycle. You can smell oils that get spread out through their hair by sweat. If it's stronger than usual, it's sex smell.

[Anonymous No.15829856]

>>15829582
One of my ex’s was so shit shy she would go to McDonald’s up the road.
18 months and refused to dump. She did the same thing at work.

[Anonymous No.15829859]

>>15829840
SIMP

[Anonymous No.15829863]

>>15829583
>female sweat is intoxicating
Damn right it is.
>t. Japanese fiancée enjoys when I lick her armpits

[Anonymous No.15829871]

>>15829843
this is probably also true. I am a virgin of course so I will defer to you. I wonder what percentage of college girls are having sex daily or near daily. I would estimate 25-40%. This would probably explain at least a good bit of it

[Anonymous No.15829884]

>>15829146
You just buy the crotch version of the sweaty anime highschool girl armpit spray I recently ordered.

[Anonymous No.15829895]

>>15829672
It is true you can't smell female family members, very fascinating when you think about it. Confirms why men have only posted about women who they are not blood related to as "having a smell"

[Anonymous No.15829898]

>>15829856
Not good anon.
You must have exerted authority and forced her to dump in front of you

[Anonymous No.15829923]

salty milk and coins

[Anonymous No.15829925]

>>15829033
coconut oil

[Anonymous No.15830017]

>>15829033
They smell alright unless they're on the rag

[Anonymous No.15830025]

>>15829856
That's mental illness

[Anonymous No.15830050]

>>15829033
they stink thats why they like perfume so much and why bears can smell them from 40 miles away