/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15822022]

You can only eat brit food from now on.

What do you eat first?

[Anonymous No.15822033]

Love me a good full english. I swear, I'd put on 20lbs whenever I'd have to go to London for work.

[Anonymous No.15822034]

>>15822022
a knife under 3.5 inches to the chest

[Anonymous No.15822359]

>>15822022
blt sandwich and a box of strawberries from tesco

[Anonymous No.15822384]

>>15822022
That picture.
>cnn.com
Every Brit know knows it's fish fingers, chips and peas.

[Anonymous No.15822386]

my wrists

[Anonymous No.15822473]

A bullet

[Anonymous No.15822522]

>>15822022
>You can only eat brit food from now on.
Who needs foreign much when you've got scotch eggs, sosij rolls, and baked beans?

[Anonymous No.15822524]

>>15822022
boris meself in the johsnon

[Anonymous No.15822575]

I could go for a steak and kidney pie right now

[Anonymous No.15822586]

>>15822575
Prefer pud meself but corking choice lad

[Anonymous No.15822600]

Chippy tea with a butty on top

[Anonymous No.15822660]

>>15822022
cyanide because better oofing myself than eating this dogshit

[Anonymous No.15822671]

creasing up at these soft pooftahs who would rather kill themselves than eat some beans.
no wonder we conquered the world so easily.

[Anonymous No.15822679]

>>15822022
Tikka masala

[Anonymous No.15822695]

>>15822022
the entire menu from gordon ramsay's restaurant. Starting with the scallops

[Anonymous No.15822698]

>>15822022
sosij roll

[Anonymous No.15822744]

Either
>full English
>beef Wellington
>roast beef dinner
>ham and eggs
>fish and chips
>lamb with mint sauce and roasted vegetables
>spiced bone marrow on toast
>a big cheese platter
>lots of various ploughman’s lunches
>Cornish pasty
Honestly there’s too much to choose from. It all sounds pretty good.

[Anonymous No.15822758]

>>15822744
That's the most depressing food roster I've ever seen. Literally only fish and chips is passable.

[Anonymous No.15822780]

>>15822758
cringe

[Anonymous No.15822813]

Fatty carbs in a sandwich with warm beer.

Wash it down with tears lamenting the fact that Britain has become an irrelevant back-water in western culture whose only solution to this is to try and become a watered down version of an American fly-over state.

Then I'd get a plane ticket and fly to another country....or maybe Scotland.

[Anonymous No.15822844]

>>15822813
>t. paki

[Anonymous No.15822895]

>>15822022
pic related, might even try thos beans

[Anonymous No.15822913]

>>15822758
>AAAAAAHHHH, NOT THE ROAST BEEF! IT'S TOO BROOOOWN! AAAH, I'M GOING INSAAAAAANNNNEEEE! SAVE ME, ASIATIC CUISINE!!!

[Anonymous No.15822915]

Random pieces of meat and carbs slathered with butter.

[Anonymous No.15822924]

>>15822844
If you say so.

[Anonymous No.15822955]

>>15822022
A slice of Emma Watson’s ass please

[Anonymous No.15822966]

>>15822758
Spazmo

[Anonymous No.15822978]

>>15822022
Crisp Butty.

[Anonymous No.15823001]

>>15822022
bacon sandwich with heavily buttered thick white bread and ketchup instead of daddies sauce.

[Anonymous No.15823013]

[Anonymous No.15823032]

>>15822955
Based. I'll take her feet :^)

[Anonymous No.15823075]

>>15822022

[Anonymous No.15823103]

>>15823001
>ketchup instead of daddies sauce.
You have to be 18 to post here.

[Anonymous No.15823105]

>>15822758
Pathetic ignorant dunning kruger effeminate zoomer detected.

[Anonymous No.15823117]

Its unhealthy as all hell because it has bread in it, but Cornish Pastys.

[Anonymous No.15823133]

>>15822671
kek

[Anonymous No.15823139]

>>15823117
bread is good for me

[Anonymous No.15823157]

>>15822473
this, manufactured by radway just to be thread appropriate

[Anonymous No.15823158]

>>15823139
Meat should be 85+ percent diet. Bread is a treat like candy along with other grains, rice, pasta etc.

[Anonymous No.15823167]

>>15822022
yorkies and gravy

[Anonymous No.15823189]

>>15822022
a bullet

[Anonymous No.15823191]

I crave a CP lovers benedict on the weekends if I do a long exaustive hike or something.

[Anonymous No.15823815]

>>15822022
English Breakfast for Breakfast
then Breakfast for Lunch
and Breakfast for Dinner
also Breakfast for Supper

[Anonymous No.15823820]

A bullet

[Anonymous No.15823851]

>>15822022
literally everything British I’ve cooked has turned out good, I see no problem with this
beef Wellington is the supreme choice

[Anonymous No.15823875]

>>15823851
Never had one but it looks so good

[Anonymous No.15823883]

>>15823158
Jesus Christ you're going to die. We're omnivores not carnivores

[Anonymous No.15823911]

>>15822473
Came here to say this

[Anonymous No.15823914]

>>15822034
Oi, you got a loicence for that knoife

[Anonymous No.15823933]

>>15822955
based, her leaks were top notch.

[Anonymous No.15823970]

>>15822022
chicken tikka masala

[Anonymous No.15823983]

>>15822758
Go eat raw frog legs and fuck off then, Pierre

[Anonymous No.15823984]

>>15822022
i uniroincally love british food:

sausage rolls
roasts
local begetables
fish and chips
shepards pie
pork pies
sausage rolls
cheddar and pickle sandwhices

[Anonymous No.15824001]

>>15822022
guess im eating fish and chips for the rest of my life

[Anonymous No.15824011]

Prawn sandwich from marks and spencers.

[Anonymous No.15824017]

>>15822022
Shepherd's pie

[Anonymous No.15824068]

>>15822522
Never actually had a scotch egg but they sound fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.15824238]

>>15823883
I am as healthy as a bull moose.

[Anonymous No.15824246]

>>15823933
Her fakes you mean. No face=no real. It's just a pic of a body part without the face.

[Anonymous No.15824259]

Time to starve I guess. Not because I dislike british food or anything, just like a point of pride. FUCK BRITS FUCKING CROOKED TOOTH SISTER FUCKERS NO ONE CARES!!

[Anonymous No.15824260]

>>15824068
They are. Go to. Irush pubs. . And happy hour sonetimes sxitxh eg--

[Anonymous No.15824262]

>>15823820
that's american, in england you'd ask for a car bomb.

[Anonymous No.15824269]

BANGERS AND MASH MUM

[Anonymous No.15824287]

Toad in a hole

[Anonymous No.15824299]

>>15824269
I'd bang yer dahta.

[Anonymous No.15824302]

>>15822022
Scottish girl butthole and a can of Irn Bru

[Anonymous No.15824315]

guess ill have to adapt my diet for a munchy box a day lifestyle then

[Anonymous No.15824338]

[Anonymous No.15824402]

>>15822022
Whatever's keeping prince Philip alive

[Anonymous No.15824422]

>>15824402
the blood of the innocent

[Anonymous No.15824424]

>>15824402
its the adrenochrome anon

[Anonymous No.15824427]

>>15824338
Is the joke that British Indians invented some curries or that the author doesn't like curry, either way I'm not sure what's supposed to be funny.

[Anonymous No.15824429]

>>15824315
The gyro meat in all of these looks so sad and undercooked. Second row from the bottom left side looks best IMO but the wings look shitty.
To be honest this all looks like shit. I know that's the point, but this looks bad even by the standards of greasy fried drunk food.

[Anonymous No.15824436]

>>15824260
damn he's already there and on his third Guinness

[Anonymous No.15824440]

>>15822022
A bullet

[Anonymous No.15824457]

>m'beenz
>m'bangehs
>m'poigh n mash
>m'boughbleh n squeak
>m'brown soss
>m'chippy
>m'jellied eels
>m'salad cream
>m'parslay soss
>m'chicken tikka

[Anonymous No.15824496]

>>15824402
Come to think of it, with the exception of pedo Andrew, I can't think of any fat royals. Stuffing your face in front of the Queen is probably bad etiquette.

[Anonymous No.15824523]

>>15824440
Oi m8 got yor sooweecoide loicense?

[Anonymous No.15824527]

>>15822022
Eat an English breakfast once and then kill myself I guess?

[Anonymous No.15824535]

I'll have some scones.
The problem with British food is not the dishes conceptually but quality of cooking produced by the low IQ.
If I prepare the food myself it'll turn out pretty good.

[Anonymous No.15824545]

>>15824315
how much are these trays? 20 pounds? 30?

[Anonymous No.15824551]

>>15824457
ENGERLAND

[Anonymous No.15824559]

>>15824429
t. someone who's never had a doner kebab

Not the best picture but they really are delicious.

[Anonymous No.15824562]

when I was a kid I went to the UK for a family visit and everything we ate tasted off and unappealing. Even the fancy restaurant steak was klnda shit and London was just dire with the sandwiches we got there. This was back in 2002 so I dunno maybe food culture is better but when we went to North Ireland (and had a bus tour where the tour guide kept making bombing jokes lol) the food was fine. Like even the eggs tasted off in England.

[Anonymous No.15824566]

>>15824562
oh wait we went to a curry place in Bath that tasted fine.

[Anonymous No.15824603]

>>15824535
Fair point desu. I know far too many people who boil veg instead of steaming and they never fucking cook beans properly so it's like tomato flavoured water.

[Anonymous No.15824607]

>>15824559
kebabs are the absolute most shit tier food you can find in the uk.
most people only eat them when they're too drunk to know where they are.

[Anonymous No.15824627]

>>15824607
In terms of what's in them, yes. But taste-wise, no way.

[Anonymous No.15824780]

>>15822679
This.

What's the problem when you can eat rich and creamy Indian sloppa every week.

[Anonymous No.15824810]

>>15824603
that's because most brits eat heinz beans which have just sugar tomato syrup suspending them.

[Anonymous No.15824875]

>>15824810
Every time I've opened a can of Heniz it's always had a steep pool of fluids at the top. Even so, cooking it long enough should at least make it a sauce rather than a juice. A little butter helps too but the cheaper brands are better. For some reason people in this country seem to hold onto the idea that a brand must be better if it's more expensive. It's the same with Pringles. Very weak taste for like £3 but you can get a more flavoursome knock off version for 79p in Aldi.

[Anonymous No.15825618]

>>15822758
>sorry, where's the spice? where's the heckin' hot jalapeno chili pepperinis? kimchi? IPA?

[Anonymous No.15825623]

>>15822034
White countries are so racist and awful. That's why every lazy ass coward immigrant wants to come instead of putting in the work to fix their own nation.

[Anonymous No.15825670]

>>15824427
furrytoss isn't funny unless you're an edgy polyp ready to to fall for any fallacious statement as long as it "triggers the libruls"

[Anonymous No.15825803]

>>15822022
Roast Beef, Watercress, Beef dripping and Horshradish sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.15825852]

>>15822022
Some kind of pasty or pie. I have no idea what kind, but would be happy to sample different kinds for quite a while.

[Anonymous No.15825886]

pizza crunch me up mate

[Anonymous No.15825902]

>>15824068
Scotch eggs are fucking based

[Anonymous No.15825907]

Corned beef hash
Beef Wellington
Curry chips
Scotch egg
Vindaloo

[Anonymous No.15825963]

>>15822022
cyanide

[Anonymous No.15825971]

>Ctrl+f Yorkshire pudding
>0 results
Absolute plebs

[Anonymous No.15825982]

>>15824545
This costs a tenner

[Anonymous No.15825983]

>>15824259
t. Shit-skinned, morbidly obese mystery meat

[Anonymous No.15825990]

>>15825982
7000 calories btw.

[Anonymous No.15825991]

>>15824607
Absolutely. German/Balkan/Turkish döner kebabs, on the other hand...

Oh, sorry, I started salivating. God tier food.

[Anonymous No.15826011]

>>15825963
Ah, Turing juice.

[Anonymous No.15826025]

>>15822022
Well Beit cuisine took the baton from the Scandis and is excellent now. I'd start by going to the various localism focussed michelin restaurants to pick up recipe ideas and go from there.

Only downside is I'd have to eat Exmoor caviar which is a bit shit.

[Anonymous No.15826026]

>>15825971
Fear not my dear >>15823167

[Anonymous No.15826036]

>>15825670
I've seen a few that were decent, but most of them are just on the same level as every other political cartoon.

[Anonymous No.15826049]

Anybody not saying sosij rolls is a bloody poofta

[Anonymous No.15826074]

Staffordshire Oatcakes.

[Anonymous No.15826259]

>>15826074
corrrr

[Anonymous No.15826383]

>>15822022
ill starve. death is a better fate than eating disgusting ass bri ish food

[Anonymous No.15826385]

>>15826383
Based. One less paki to protect our children from.

[Anonymous No.15826413]

>>15822758
>t. only eats soy & hot sauce
Make sure to stock up on lube for Tyrone and your wife, murrifag.

[Anonymous No.15826420]

>>15822022
Smack Bam, Pey wet

[Anonymous No.15826422]

fush and chups

[Anonymous No.15826478]

>>15823851
A wellington is nice once in a while but desu if I'm having a beef filet I'd rather have it with a morel and cognac sauce and duck fat roasted potatoes on the side.

[Anonymous No.15826514]

>>15822473
this post best post

[Anonymous No.15826532]

>>15822758
sound of british cracking butts is hilarious

[Anonymous No.15826538]

>>15826385
I like how you are sure that he has to know your food to type that

[Anonymous No.15826609]

>>15824287
*the

It's toad in THE hole

[Anonymous No.15827005]

I have a stupid question for the bongs, as a colonial: do you guys still have "tea" or "teatime" every day as a snack or small meal around three or four o'clock? Or is that not a thing anymore and it's all about supper now, with three meals a day? Or if someone insists on having "tea" every day, does it mean they're a posh twat?

[Anonymous No.15827015]

>>15827005
No-one I know sets aside time for tea and a snack ever single day. It might still be a think in really wealthy households but it's completely dead in every other class. People do still say "fourses" if they want a snack before tea sometime in the afternoon though - so I guess it's technically still alive, it's just not religiously upheld.

[Anonymous No.15827016]

>>15822022
You know,British cuisine may not be refined but it can definitely be tasty,hearty,and not that unhealthy

[Anonymous No.15827026]

>>15827005

tea is what northern people call dinner too, and they have dinner instead of lunch

[Anonymous No.15827048]

>>15827026
Interesting! How far North are we talking? Like, "Geordie?" Or are we talking Scots? Or both?

[Anonymous No.15827054]

>>15822022
It's funny how our collective perception is that it's completely okay to be nasty and racist to other white countries people. Never the shit skins that work against our interests and attack our culture. Brainwashed by the media.

[Anonymous No.15827063]

>>15827026
Can confirm as norfener it's common to say "tea" as your evening meal, but also add that it's all interchangeable and nobody really bats an eye whatever you say.
>>15827048
Coming from North West - Greater Manchester, here. There's still a good chunk of England further up from me, not sure if word choice changes too dramatically, though Scotland absolutely has its own very distinct dialects.

[Anonymous No.15827070]

Does curry count as brit food? If not I would unironically rather starve.

[Anonymous No.15827153]

>>15827063
It's amazing to me how vast things change in UK culture over what are (to me) very small distances. I understand why, of course, but it is still really different to me. The distance from London to Manchester, for example, doesn't even get you from the city I live in to the next (smaller) city over, and gets you maybe two thirds of the way to the border of my province, because my city is more or less halfway through it. And that smaller city is at least as boring and homogenous as we are. No cultural or social difference whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.15827172]

>>15827153
If you went to Italy 20/30 years ago people'd speak different languages 100 km away from each other

[Anonymous No.15827193]

>>15822022
tikka. and 4 naan please

[Anonymous No.15827216]

>>15822022
immigrant cum

[Anonymous No.15827278]

>>15822744
Don't forget shepherds pie, cottage pie, meat and potato pie, stew n suet dumplings

Gud shit.

[Anonymous No.15827296]

>>15822022
The barrel of a gun

[Anonymous No.15827319]

>>15822022
I've been to Great Britain only once,in Scarborough, and honestly I ate well

[Anonymous No.15827322]

>>15827005
I tend to do so but then again I also use loose leaf and a teapot. I tend to have a small sandwich or a slice of cake with a pot of tea in the mid afternoon.

[Anonymous No.15827330]

>>15825623
Based /pol/ crossover poast.

[Anonymous No.15827482]

>>15822744
Try some venison marrow and gentleman’s relish on toast.
God’s own breakfast.

[Anonymous No.15827497]

Die of artery clogging in my 50s

[Anonymous No.15827501]

>>15827482
would devour

[Anonymous No.15827511]

For me it's the humble ploughman's lunch.

[Anonymous No.15827526]

>>15822022
the Queens asshole

[Anonymous No.15827586]

>>15827005
They're popular with middle class and above women who spend the day shopping and want to feel fancy by visiting a tea room.
The selection is usually light sandwiches and cakes, so I guess that's part of the reason it's not popular with men.

[Anonymous No.15827627]

>>15826514
>>15823911
>>15823157
>A bullet
>brit food
stay on topic

[Anonymous No.15827878]

>>15822022
Cyanide

[Anonymous No.15827885]

>>15822744
>either
>More than 2 options

Retard

[Anonymous No.15827892]

>>15825670
YWNBAW

[Anonymous No.15827914]

>>15822034
Do you have a funny license, mate.

[Anonymous No.15827943]

Fish, I don't need the chips though

[Anonymous No.15827959]

>>15822022

I always though Brit food was bad but that looks good

[Anonymous No.15827961]

>>15824427
Woosh

[Anonymous No.15828054]

>>15824315
Brazil's eauivalent

[Anonymous No.15828201]

Middle class English people enjoy the greatest, best quality food in the world.
Only a dirty foreigner would disagree.

[Anonymous No.15828208]

>>15827892
you will never experience love lol

[Anonymous No.15828226]

>>15822522
>ploughman's meme
in these days you were happy to have an onion for the day!

[Anonymous No.15828255]

>>15824338
>>15824427
Some people say that curry is Britains new national dish. This is thanks to poos and pakis replacing the native british people.

[Anonymous No.15828271]

>>15828201
middle class english people eat whatever the latest 3rd world peasant fad food is; quinoa, kale, fake meat ect ect

[Anonymous No.15828277]

>>15824068
homemade they're great, store brought dry as fuck

[Anonymous No.15828278]

>>15828255
>Some people say
it's official

[Anonymous No.15828399]

>>15827054
The people "working against our interests" and "attacking our culture" are degenerate losers like you, you little fucking whiny turd.
Not one of you racist bitches adds a drop of value to western culture. All the art, music, and culture is created by the people you yell at for being liberal.
Now fuck off, you stupid useless burden,

[Anonymous No.15828414]

>>15828278
This infuriates me like you wouldn't believe. I am fine with exchanging cultures, but god damn.
Ehh, sorry let's not turn this into /pol/ thread

[Anonymous No.15828416]

>>15822022
Well you can chuck out those shitty thin cut chips then.

[Anonymous No.15828417]

>>15828255
>Some people say that curry is Britains new national dish. This is thanks to poos and pakis replacing the native british people.

And other people, who actually bothered to learn the history of the place they claim to care about, know that curry became popular because Brits returning from India wanted to eat curry after they were home... you ignorant racist scum.

[Anonymous No.15828433]

>>15822813
>upset about irrelevancy
>so heads off to Scotland

[Anonymous No.15828438]

>>15822022
babby's yed with chips

[Anonymous No.15828443]

>>15828399
>All the art, music, and culture
yeah and its all shit, so stick the beans back in your vagina and get allah ackbared

[Anonymous No.15828458]

Chip butty with vinegar

[Anonymous No.15828477]

>>15825852
Get to a Pieminister restaurant, really good shit.

[Anonymous No.15828482]

>>15828399
is reddit down or something?
those people are making shit art, shit music, and a poisonous culture.

[Anonymous No.15828517]

>>15825852
I had the Big Jim's from Baldy's Pie's (place in north west, Wigan) on Wednesday and it was incredible. Thing was absolutely packed with meat and came with a full serving of rich tasty sides. If you're ever nearby, totally recommend - you've gotta call a few days in advance though, they make to order and get fully booked fast.

[Anonymous No.15828527]

>>15828517
Pic of it from their FB for a better idea.

[Anonymous No.15828548]

this thread

[Anonymous No.15828582]

>>15822022
Beans, sausages, and eggs.
No complaints here.

[Anonymous No.15828593]

>>15826074
That's a burrito.

[Anonymous No.15828624]

>>15823103
I put daddies on my bangers, m8

[Anonymous No.15828631]

>>15822022
curry, best british subgenre of cooking

[Anonymous No.15828675]

>>15826422
Isn't that the New Zedland pronunciation?

[Anonymous No.15828678]

Potato waffles and spaghetti hoops. Childhood for me

[Anonymous No.15828701]

Bullet.

[Anonymous No.15828705]

>>15828593
No, it's a Staffordshire Oatcake. It's a oat pancake with bacon, egg, mushroom and cheese.

[Anonymous No.15828731]

>>15828482
>those people are making shit art, shit music, and a poisonous culture.

Everything you will claim you always liked ten years from now, loser. Unless you only listen to classical music, you enjoy the fruits of multiculturalism.

PS Fish and chips, the ideal "British" dish, wouldn't exist without immigrants, stupid.

[Anonymous No.15828758]

>>15828731
That's extreme revisionism, unless you mean the fact that Italian immigrants were known for opening chip shops. And no, it's not multiculturalism as you understand it. Japan makes some fantastic whisky and some amazing French pastries and excellent Italian style sausages. But surprisingly enough they're made in Japan by Japanese people, not by hordes of imported Scots, French and Italians. And they actually taste good unlike the slop you get from your average take away place which is basically a big immigration scam.

[Anonymous No.15828762]

>>15828731
Why are you lefties so angry and mistaken? Why do you always wish harm and hurt on people? Why do you have a false sense of superiority and righteousness based on lies?

[Anonymous No.15828771]

>>15828731
>loser
>stupid
i remember arguing with people on the internet when i was 14

[Anonymous No.15828783]

This thread has really brought out all the insecure seething wogs hasn't it.

[Anonymous No.15828796]

>>15828731
>if you like honey you have to accent thousands of bees into your house
Post your huge nose.

[Anonymous No.15828808]

>>15828783
What could've been a comfy thread about food, whether people liked it or hated it, has turned into another pol/int style shit flinging contest. If only it was a rare occurence

[Anonymous No.15828828]

>>15828808
>not realising the OP was bait from the start
give your head a wobble softlad