/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15813433]

>check food delivery apps
>no couriers nearby or literally $20 delivery fees
>live less than 1 mile from mcdonald's/DQ/Arby's/KFC
>20 min outside of a metropolitan area
is there like 15 cent delivery fees or some shit in cities? how are you fuckers getting food delivered every single day

[Anonymous No.15813458]

>>15813433
>you fuckers getting food delivered every single day
Who are you talking to?

[Anonymous No.15813473]

>>15813433
People who order delivery everyday either have a lot of disposable income or are just terrible with their money.
I'd never pay $20 to deliver a single meal. I can eat for a week with that.

[Anonymous No.15813474]

>>15813433
In NYC on seamless many places have $0 delivery fee and discounts on top of that
>"yea but they charge more to compensate"
Believe it or not, not all do and the ones that do don't do it by a lot. I have multiple place by me that will deliver an entire pizzeria pizza to me for $15 total with tip included which is pretty good.

[Anonymous No.15813477]

>>15813433
Delivery is free but you gotta tip the driver a couple bucks anyway.

[Anonymous No.15813487]

>>15813433
Yes, the morons that use delivery apps daily/biweekly/weekly live in the dead center of a 100k+ city or at least the suburbs and have more money than sense

[Anonymous No.15813494]

>>15813433
Ubereats offered me $30 off my first order yesterday so it was an easy choice.

[Anonymous No.15813501]

>>15813487
If I order food only at places that give discounts I can get dinner for $10 that is better than fast food delivered to me which isn't bad at all. I know so many of you can eat for a week for $10 on poverty rice and beans but thats not how the rest of the world works.

[Anonymous No.15813514]

>>15813433
>live less than 1 mile from mcdonald's/DQ/Arby's/KFC
Get off your fat ass and collect it yourself then. Goddamn

[Anonymous No.15813532]

>>15813494
>service fee
>delivery fee
>plus tip
do burgers really?

[Anonymous No.15813550]

>>15813532
For a 3rd party app delivery service? Yeah of course.

[Anonymous No.15813560]

>>15813532
$13.93 for ~$32 worth of food isn't horrible.

I doubt he'd have placed the order without the $30 discount considering it was for first-time customers only.

[Anonymous No.15813563]

>>15813532
I refuse to order from a place that has a delivery fee on top of tipping like Papa Johns.

[Anonymous No.15813570]

>>15813501
i don't eat poverty-tier shit, i spend my entire food budget on groceries and actually cook
easily 2x the amount of food/dollar from eating out and 3x the amount of food/dollar from getting food delivered
>>>/ck/ - Food & COOKING

[Anonymous No.15813583]

>>15813494
>Delivery Fee
>Delivery person tip

I don't understand.
Americans pls explain this shit.

[Anonymous No.15813587]

>>15813563
That's pretty much everywhere at this point

Pic related pizzahut

[Anonymous No.15813594]

>>15813550
3rd party apps offer literally free deliveries without any additional fees as long as your order is over like ~$15 equivalent in my country. Hell, they might even throw you 10% discount on top of that shit as well. Then again there's shitload of competition around here.

[Anonymous No.15813598]

>>15813583
delivery fee is to the app itself, or the restaurant itself, not the driver.

>>15813563
>>15813587
dominos pic related

[Anonymous No.15813599]

>>15813594
well yeah, as you can see that happened it

>>15813494
>delivery fee $2.49
> delivery discount -$2.49

[Anonymous No.15813604]

>>15813532
Yeah, it's insane. I always bait with a high tip then lower it to like 1$. Tipping is retarded.

[Anonymous No.15813607]

>>15813570
It comes to a certain point though where you make so much money that the time wasted isn't worth cooking unless you are cooking to get laid. I make $150k as a developer but work 10-12 hours a day it makes more sense for me to buy dinner.

[Anonymous No.15813611]

>>15813604
how do you "bait" with a high tip?

When you pre-tip it's already paid before your order even gets picked up.

You can't take that tip back.

[Anonymous No.15813614]

>>15813583
Traditional system:
>delivery is free within a reasonable distance
>small fee is charged for delivery outside of this area, since you're making the driver go out of his way and delaying other deliveries
>tip driver a few bucks either way

Third Party delivery system:
>app charges restaurant fee for their services
>app charges user for their services, also
>app will let user tip driver electronically as well, probably so they can garnish it

[Anonymous No.15813714]

>>15813494
So what did you get with your free $30?

[Anonymous No.15813743]

>>15813433
Nobody gets delivery every day. In fact I bet suburban people get more delivery since in cities you can more easily grab take out food nearby.

[Anonymous No.15813795]

>>15813532
RENT FREE

[Anonymous No.15813799]

>>15813611
Yes you can. You can change the tip once it’s delivered with door dash

[Anonymous No.15813805]

>>15813604
Someone on going to hock a juicy COVID spitwad into your food soon and kill you, and you'll totally deserve it for being such a miserable Jew.

[Anonymous No.15813812]

>>15813799
Uhh no you can't

I order doordash like 7 times a week.

How would I go about changing my tip?

[Anonymous No.15813813]

>>15813805
Wahhhh no ones giving me free money.

Get a real job you cuck

[Anonymous No.15813819]

>>15813812
https://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-tip-on-doordash

[Anonymous No.15813835]

>>15813812
>second delivery 3 hours after you have eaten.
>70 bucks worth of burgers

How are you this much of a fat piece of shit you fat cunt.

[Anonymous No.15813853]

>>15813835
>second delivery 3 hours after you have eaten
second delivery 9 hours after the previous, not 3.

And $70 worth of burgers for 4 people. Also 3 orders of fries.

[Anonymous No.15813926]

>>15813433
>less than 1 mile
>less than 1600 meters
What the shit, just walk over there, are you quadriplegic or something?

[Anonymous No.15813942]

>>15813714
30 mcchickens

[Anonymous No.15813955]

>>15813812
>fries
>mcchicken
>$16.60
How do you live with getting ripped off that hard?

[Anonymous No.15814010]

>>15813955
well its 4 mcchickens

[Anonymous No.15814236]

>>15813433
>how are you fuckers getting food delivered every single day

Never underestimate the stupidity of poor people

[Anonymous No.15814258]

>>15814236
They're the reason the essential fast food industry even still exists despite that nearly all fast food is severely overpriced now.

[Anonymous No.15814680]

>>15813611
yeah you can. up to 24 hours after with door dash, and 1 hour with uber eats. I do it every single time. the fact that you can't figure this out does not surprise me because you actually use these services regularly.

[Anonymous No.15814695]

>>15814010
>4 mcchickens

[Anonymous No.15814721]

>>15814236
don't forget the people who order delivery daily are likely the same people who "need" a $15 minimum wage

[Anonymous No.15814731]

>>15813433
The delivery fee and the tax is ridikkulus. I hate being in a situation where we have to use Ubereats or some gay shit, like how are you so willing to waste money.

[Anonymous No.15815794]

>>15814258
>essential fast food industry
que?

[Anonymous No.15815805]

i've been thinking of a way to undercut all these places and hire young guys on scooters. what do you guys make of this idea? hardest part would be advertising and competing with apps people already use

[Anonymous No.15815833]

>>15815805
>Hire
You'll never make it. Start by classifying yourself as a nonprofit charity, and make everyone that works for you volunteers representing their own LLCs that are all subcontracting from your's.

[Anonymous No.15816263]

>>15813812