/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15812791]

I hope none of you ate a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch for breakfast today.

[Anonymous No.15812794]

>>15812791
i did. whats the matter?

[Anonymous No.15812796]

>>15812791
Are those cinnamon toasted bugs?

[Anonymous No.15812797]

>>15812791
don't know what the fuck that means

[Anonymous No.15812801]

>>15812791
Is this the high protein keto version of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

[Anonymous No.15812825]

>>15812791
>You *will* the the bugs
>>15812794
You will own nothing
>>15812796
You will live in a pod
>>15812801
And you will be happy

[Anonymous No.15812832]

>>15812796
>>15812797
Some guy found shrimp tails in his CTC. Looking through the bag he also found what looks like rat droppings baked into the cereal.
People are guessing a rat made a nest inside the "dry coating mix" they use for the cereal, and it got used.

While the official CTC says it's just "solidified chunks of cinnamon sugar."

[Anonymous No.15812834]

>>15812825

[Anonymous No.15812842]

Honestly what adult eats Cinnamon Toast Crunch any? Idiot got what he deserves.

[Anonymous No.15812846]

>>15812842
It's got what plants crave

[Anonymous No.15812859]

EAT THE SHRIMP TAILS

[Anonymous No.15812868]

>>15812859
Shrimp are sea bugs

[Anonymous No.15812869]

>>15812825
whats with the schizo posting so early in the morning lately?

[Anonymous No.15812876]

I don't eat heavily processed sugar carbs. So no I'm fine.

[Anonymous No.15812881]

>>15812869
Daylight savings

[Anonymous No.15812883]

>>15812869
Americans are waking up.

[Anonymous No.15812885]

You WILL eat cinnamon toasted rat feces

[Anonymous No.15812888]

>>15812832
>Some guy found shrimp tails in his CTC.
I'll wait until this is fully investigated. This is probably just going to turn out to be a scam like the finger in Wendy's chili.

[Anonymous No.15812894]

>>15812883
RENT FREE

[Anonymous No.15812895]

>>15812859
The insects or whatever other critter matter didnt get blended into the cinnamon sugar enough

[Anonymous No.15812929]

>>15812832
What are the chances the same dude found both shrimp tails and rat droppings in his cereal?

[Anonymous No.15812962]

>>15812929
Pretty high if a rat is the one who took the tails into the cereal in the first place

[Anonymous No.15812974]

>>15812881

[Anonymous No.15813171]

>>15812962
Were they in the employee break room or something?

[Anonymous No.15813207]

>>15813171
Sometimes the real rats are the people we work with

[Anonymous No.15813223]

>>15812859
are they really trying to lie when they are clearly shrimp tails? do americans really?

[Anonymous No.15813250]

>>15813223
Deny until you need to apologize then you redirect and make up a sad story about why it all happened so you look like a good guy
Works everytime

[Anonymous No.15813264]

>>15813223
Standard big company procedure
>Deny it
>Secretly settle out of court by paying out the ass so they STFU
>Create a "controversy" that benefits you (like the BK "women belong in the kitchen" tweet) so people move on

[Anonymous No.15813266]

>>15812825
>You *will* the the bugs
Gladly.

[Anonymous No.15813283]

>>15813264
>>15813250
And then years after it gets brought up in an argument about animal shit and wrong things on food and the person shuts it down with "lol conspiracy tard they said it was a bad worker who had a grudge against the company" or something.

[Anonymous No.15813540]

>>15812791
One day when I was in highschool I got home from school and my dad kept his bowl of cinnamon toast crunch because he found 2 mouse shits in it. We threw out the box but I still eat it

[Anonymous No.15813746]

>>15813266
I literally don't get the right-wing conspiracy of "THEY WANT TO MAKE YOU EAT BUGS!" Pretending that it's not a conspiracy and totally real, that there's some cabal out there whose entire evil is trying to get the planet to eat bugs - okay, why? Why do they want us to eat bugs? Why is that their big master plan, wasting all their time and resources, for the shadowy puppet masters to make Anon McFaggot eat a cricket?
>b-but bugs r icky and gross i dont wanna eat them mommy!1!!!11!!

[Anonymous No.15813774]

>>15813746
The government is constantly talking about how beef and most other animal products are unsustainable for the masses due to climate change and other environmental factors and that people need to find alternatives. But of course, if restricted, such things will still exist and be very expensive, i.e. austerity for thee but not for me. That's the point rightoids are trying to make.

[Anonymous No.15813825]

>>15813746
>conspiracy
Okay big gov faggot, show us how scared you are.

[Anonymous No.15813847]

>>15813746
It's not the bugs, it's that you *will* accept a lower quality of life and you will be happy because they will remind you about how happy you are. And if you say you aren't happy then you're a (badword) who is against the system.

[Anonymous No.15813849]

>>15813774
>>15813825
But that's fact. At some point meat production won't be able to meet demand. Either because there's too many people (demand) or we run out of space to raise cows (supply). We can't keep expanding infinitely.

[Anonymous No.15813858]

>>15813746
My mom is liberal, watches news and john oliver every day and brings up eating bugs as a good idea.

[Anonymous No.15813887]

>>15813849
How about we stop importing people so that we don't have a food quality problem then? Most western nations have falling birthrates without immigration so we could eat meat forever of we stopped them coming.
Oh wait because the same people want more people in so you as an individual are no longer one in 200 million, you're now one in 250 million.
They want you to eat bugs and will make it happen intentionally or not. It doesn't matter what your politics are, they don't care about you or the country.

[Anonymous No.15813912]

>>15813746
theres bugs in literally any candy you eat anon, in the process of making it they are allowed to make the candy with bug pieces in it until it reaches a certain amount then they clean it out

[Anonymous No.15813922]

>majority of the world eats bugs
>am*r*c*ns pretend that eating bugs will destroy western civilization and genocide white people

[Anonymous No.15813924]

>>15812859
Stop lying to our faces CTC we all know those are shrimp tails coating in your delicious Cinnamon Blasted Flavoring™

[Anonymous No.15813935]

>>15812791
Now that's what I call Cinnamon Toast CRUNCH!

[Anonymous No.15813962]

there is nothing wrong with eating bugs
the world has been consuming them for thousands of years
there is nothing wrong with eating soy
it wont make you gay or grow big tits or child-bearing hips

[Anonymous No.15813966]

>>15813922
The majority of the world wants to live in places that people aren't eating bugs anon. Those places all seem to be white nations for some reason.

[Anonymous No.15813972]

>>15813774
So instead of addressing class structure and wealth disparity you schizopost about bugs?

[Anonymous No.15813980]

>>15812791
looks a lot like shrimp tails...

[Anonymous No.15814034]

>>15812834
nice self portrait

[Anonymous No.15814044]

>>15813980
They are.

[Anonymous No.15814059]

>>15813746
I'll answer in kind.

First, you do not need a scheme orchestrated from the top down by evil suited men smoking cigars in a dark room in order for there to be a group of ill actors working in tandem. There is a concept called a conspiracy of convenience. This is where multiple actors are not necessarily working together in a coordinated effort, but end up supporting each other because doing so happens to further each groups own respective interest.

Vegetarians and animal rights activists have an interest in pushing it because obviously they want people eating less meat. Entepenuers have an interest because bugs are very cheap to produce and could be very profitable if eating them became mainstream. Central bankers have an interest in a protein alternative to help suppress the rising price of meat and mask inflation. Politicians have an interest in preparing the public for a lower quality of life. News outlets have an interest because it creates headlines with a shock factor for easy clicks. Well-wishers have an interest because they can pretend they are saving the world by reducing the toll of farming on the environment. Social media narcissists have an interest in publishing quirky pictures of themselves eating bugs for easy attention to fuel their narcissism. The wealthy have an interest giving their offspring a power advantage, as they will still be able to afford the nourishing red meat even if the commom man is stuck with a maggotburger. It is not a stretch to suggest that there are also sociopaths who push it simply because they enjoy demoralizing others.

[Anonymous No.15814062]

>>15812929
>>15812962
>>15813171
>>15813207
As someone who owns rats
1. They fucking love shrimp tails
2. They’re excellent climbers/acrobats
3. They can fit into extremely tight spaces
4. They always hide food in their nest, especially females

So I would say it’s absolutely 100% plausible that a rat found some shrimp tails in some garbage, drug them all the way to her nest, and then ate/shit there for hours.
It’s also possible this isn’t even the rats nest and it’s just a place to hide food. It makes sense especially if the place where the rat hid the shrimp tails is a place where more food can be acquired.

[Anonymous No.15814076]

>>15814059
Too coherent and makes too much sense, will be totally ignored by the people who need to read it most

[Anonymous No.15814082]

>>15814062
Why would you keep a rat as a pet? I’m doing everything I can to keep them out of my house but your bringing them in yours lol

[Anonymous No.15814097]

>>15814062
So there's some poor rat in a cereal factory wondering where his snack and hideaway went? I feel bad for him.

[Anonymous No.15814106]

>>15814097
If he's in a cereal factory I'm sure he can find something to eat.

[Anonymous No.15814112]

>>15813746
sustainability, you jenkum huffing retard.

[Anonymous No.15814121]

>>15814082
They’re cute, small (cheap), easy to care for, and although timid are quite cuddly. Also, where I live, rats aren’t really that big of a pest, so I guess that associated stigma isn’t as bad for me.
They’re honestly great pets. People think rats are garbage because of social stigma, but they’re actually quite intelligent and can be quite fun pets to have.

[Anonymous No.15814135]

>>15814062
Owned rats as well when i was younger.
The worst part of it was that they piss fucking everywhere and mark everything with their piss. Also they piss where they eat and sleep. Everything stinks of their piss a while later.

[Anonymous No.15814140]

>>15814106
But what about his shrimp????? He was saving that and it was stolen from him.

[Anonymous No.15814148]

>>15813746
They can't live without constant outrage. It gives their pathetic empty life some meaning. Fighting against the big bad NWO, one 4chan(nel) post at a time.

[Anonymous No.15814151]

>>15813746
Share blue faggot, they talk about it on the World Economic Forum. You will own nothing, and you will be happy. Nigger.

[Anonymous No.15814154]

>>15813746
yeah it's not like they talk about it all the time or anything

[Anonymous No.15814157]

>>15812832
well technically it is, they solidified around the mystery ingredients

[Anonymous No.15814159]

>>15814059
>people work to further their own goals
>people's goals can align

groundbreaking stuff m8

[Anonymous No.15814161]

>>15814140
He probably stole them like the rat he is

[Anonymous No.15814169]

>>15814161
Ok good point.

[Anonymous No.15814247]

Its headed to a lab

[Anonymous No.15814278]

>>15812791
>>15812832
This somehow strikes me as fake

[Anonymous No.15814279]

Dental floss
Allegedly

[Anonymous No.15814296]

FUCK all these rat fags itt. The only thing rats deserve is the ROPE.

[Anonymous No.15814304]

Shrimp is not kosher. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

[Anonymous No.15814307]

>>15814097
the rats probably ground up inside some other cereal box

[Anonymous No.15814337]

>>15813972
What exactly is actionable about class structure and wealth disparity? Next to nothing

[Anonymous No.15814425]

Daily reminder that the FDA has guidelines for acceptable levels of rat feces in practically every food. So long as it's kept below a certain parts per million, it's good to go. You eat trace rat turds all day long.

[Anonymous No.15814584]

>>15814135
sounds like you got some bootleg rats
even in a pretty small cage, i've only ever see rats piss in one corner of the cage away from where they eat and sleep

[Anonymous No.15814597]

>>15814425
Yeah. Bugs and rats shit in fields anon. It happens, nothing you eat is ever really clean.

[Anonymous No.15814611]

https://twitter.com/CTCSquares/status/1374408643848798212

Nothingburger, it's an insurance scam

[Anonymous No.15814629]

>>15814584
Mine would always piss a ton whenever she got the chance to run around outside of her cage. I always wanted another because she was a great pet but that shit was stressful, also the recurring mammary tumors but I got her from a fucking petsmart so

[Anonymous No.15814638]

>>15814059
This does seem to check out

[Anonymous No.15814647]

>>15814121
You're a woman, right?`
If not, you are a man with dreads at the very least.
I can not imagine a scenario where you're well adjusted

[Anonymous No.15814656]

>>15814611
>he believes Big Cinnamon
shame to be you, my duderino

[Anonymous No.15814663]

>>15813935
Meh. I appreciate the effort though.

[Anonymous No.15814670]

>>15812832
That's what you get for eating sugar squares for breakfast as an adult.

[Anonymous No.15814717]

>>15814337
So maybe stop being an annoying faggot on every website ti cope with not being able to fix the issues if society
Maybe just come to a cinnamon shrimp crunch thread and talk about that instead of spamming you >eat da bugs memes when nobody gives a shit

[Anonymous No.15814742]

>>15814611
>insurance scam
I kinda doubt it but there are some strange circumstances
The second bad was seemingly taped closed but the shrimp and nesquick bits look baked in sugar. It seems like an odd way to go to try and claim shrimp tails instead of regular old rat shit in a bag which is disgusting but believable and somewhat normal

[Anonymous No.15814749]

>>15813887
>How about we stop importing people
White people don't do menial labor. The country would fall apart.

[Anonymous No.15814785]

>>15814717
The more it gets spammed the fewer people who will be okay with eating the bugs. You're not the target of it since apparently you're not only okay with eating the sirloin roach patties but you're happy to do so

[Anonymous No.15814865]

>>15812834
Heh?

[Anonymous No.15814969]

>>15814059
>>15814076
samefag, fuck off

[Anonymous No.15814980]

>>15814785
>I cant change anything
>I'm on a crusade to prevent bug eating

You dont need to eat any cause the worms are already inside your head

[Anonymous No.15815012]

>>15814062
nice rats :3

[Anonymous No.15815026]

>>15814059
Thanks for saying what i couldnt but already inherently understood

[Anonymous No.15815096]

>>15814135
based ratposter
>>15814647
you're a schizoid, right?

[Anonymous No.15815111]

>>15815026
peak soupbrain

[Anonymous No.15815124]

>>15814611
lol the rat shit is baked into the cereal. how could it not have happened at the facility.

[Anonymous No.15815166]

>>15815111
trips of anger LMAO notice how no one is honestly contradicting the original post in an actual way?

[Anonymous No.15815234]

>>15812791
I feel gross enough eating old fashioned oatmeal every once in a while. Why would I eat this hyper processed shit?

[Anonymous No.15815244]

>>15814749
Who do you think did menial labor before we started letting mexicans in?

[Anonymous No.15815269]

>>15814278
It strikes me as plebbit. I....PUT THE SCREW.....IN THE TUNA!

[Anonymous No.15815359]

>>15813849
>The US birthdate is just above replacement rate.
>Birth rate in most Euro nations below replacement rate.
>Only reason population expands is due to immigration and religious cults.
>There will come a point when the immigration train slows down due to shitholes also reaching developed status
>Once again Malthusian collapse proven wrong by the invisible hand of the economy
Take some economics classes

[Anonymous No.15815383]

>>15812876
wow you're so cool anon! I bet you get tons of pussy huh? yeah, I bet you fuck!

[Anonymous No.15815388]

>>15812842
wow you're so cool anon! I bet you get tons of pussy huh? yeah, I bet you fuck!

[Anonymous No.15815396]

>>15815166
>NOOOOOK YOU HAVE TO ARGUE WITH ME

onyon

[Anonymous No.15815400]

>>15814062
it was these two fuckers. Get 'em!!!

[Anonymous No.15815409]

>>15814865
this dude is fucking hideous, looks like an actual subhuman neanderthal no lie

[Anonymous No.15815426]

>>15815396
>NOOOO YOURE STOOOOOPED YOU JUST ARE TRUST ME BROOO
>reddit spacing
fits

[Anonymous No.15815440]

>>15812888
No, it was a box with 2 bags and even in the unopened they found more shit

[Anonymous No.15815475]

>>15815396
>>15815426
Shut up retards

[Anonymous No.15815836]

>>15815244
blacks

[Anonymous No.15815872]

>>15812825
>You *will* the the bugs
you literally eat enough bugs in your sleep to feed a reptile for a month

[Anonymous No.15815916]

>>15814647
black and white thinking autist

[Anonymous No.15815955]

>>15812791
What would Shrimp be doing in a cereal factory?

[Anonymous No.15815972]

>>15815124
The "rat shit" looks like cereal coating that coalesced from moisture.

[Anonymous No.15816000]

>literal layers of packing tape on the bag
I'm pretty sure that this did not happen at the GM facility. Bag filling and other packaging isn't performed by humans. I'd wager that:

-some faggot zoomer tampered with a box of cereal and then put it back on the shelf to "go viral"
-some wagie at the store he bought it from tampered with it
-the "whistleblower" tampered with it and was too stupid to forget to take a picture that didn't have the packing tape visible in the shot

[Anonymous No.15816019]

>>15814059
10/10 post. This is also, for example, why politicians constantly work against their purported ideological goals, like the fact than not a single republican has done anything meaningful to stop illegal immigration because businesses that own those politicians want cheap disposable labor.

[bruce No.15816023]

>eating sugary cereal for breakfast
Eh.

[Anonymous No.15816092]

>>15812791
that's shrimp

[Anonymous No.15816141]

>>15814647
based. got a couple disease owners to reply too

[Anonymous No.15816152]

>>15816000
No the bugman who posted it mentioned the tape.

But I agree, this likely happened outside of the facility.

[Anonymous No.15816156]

>>15812791
>that ring
you're just asking to be de-gloved.

[Anonymous No.15816170]

>>15816000
So why is debris baked into the squares?
Why would someone think shrimp tail instead of literally anything more plausible

[Anonymous No.15816200]

Small insects don't seem so bad honestly, probably just crunchy and we just find it disgusting because we are not used to it but holy fuck you'd need to have me at gunpoint to eat a worm or maggot.

[Anonymous No.15816233]

>>15816200
Imagine if you could breed some fat cockroaches that taste like prawns

[Anonymous No.15816309]

>>15816170
The only debris that's "baked in" are the alleged rat feces which look just like clumps of sugar and cinnamon that got wet and compacted. You see it in other coated breakfast cereals also. Maybe not baked in, but at the bottom of the bag there will sometimes be small, hard clumps of sugar, icing or other coatings.

[Anonymous No.15816323]

>>15816152
Then what the fuck is he doing blaming General Mills for products obviously tainted at some point after packaging and before purchase and putting them on Twitter blast?

[Anonymous No.15816324]

>>15812869
they're all hopped up on speed

[Anonymous No.15816356]

I know they are shrimp tails because that's what I put in there!

[Anonymous No.15816741]

>>15816323
He bought a family pack, has two bags inside it. One bag was normally sealed and had the shrimp
The other was taped and had the dental floss

[Anonymous No.15816744]

>>15812842
I am 45 and I eat a box once a year. Sometimes you crave that stupid shit. I think I am going to start filling a large bowl with it then put it through a small strainer and just drink the milk

[Anonymous No.15816760]

Is this the resident schizo thread?

[Anonymous No.15816921]

>>15814647
neither lol. why do small animals scare you so badly that you resort to weird stereotyping, anon? did rats eat your dad or something

[Anonymous No.15816928]

>>15816921
why does phone posting still suck so much christ. im halfway to australia in this

[Anonymous No.15816971]

>>15816921
incel face

[Anonymous No.15816990]

I'd eat cinnamon toast shrimp tails ngl

[Anonymous No.15817260]

>>15816921
Ha I saw you on the street

[Anonymous No.15817297]

>>15816921
how tight is your bussy?

[Anonymous No.15817317]

some of you guys are alright
don't eat cap'n crunch for breakfast tomorrow

[Anonymous No.15817350]

>>15812791
>>15812832
extremely fake drummed up nonsense for a z list celeb to get attention and get podcast viewers, just look at all the other nobody celebs getting involved

[Anonymous No.15817354]

>>15815440
"found"

[Anonymous No.15817367]

>>15814647
Insecurity.

[Anonymous No.15817380]

>>15816921
>based rat owner.
Something super comforting when they're nestled on your shoulder.

[Anonymous No.15817401]

>>15817317
Got a chuckke from me

[Anonymous No.15817837]

>>15817317
pfft. reported to the fbi for threats against the agricultural sugar trade.

[Anonymous No.15817856]

>>15817350
Yeah when I found out the guy has a podcast and is married to Topenga from Boy Meets World I was convinced it was bullshit.

[Anonymous No.15817860]

>>15815244
mostly the irish and chinese but we didn't consider irish people white yet

[Anonymous No.15818173]

A lot of general mills shills around here

[Anonymous No.15818407]

Shrimp guy tired of being referred to as someone's husband, makes up controversy on Twitter to go viral.

[Anonymous No.15818587]

>>15815872
>how to out yourself as a mouthbreather, the post.

[Anonymous No.15818595]

>>15812859
>Be me
>Hated working at General Mills
>Get cush job lined up
>Last day in the job
>Have leftover shrimp lo mein
>Throw shrimp tails into Cinnamon Toast Crunch line
>Fuck you Terry, your line sucks.

[Anonymous No.15818599]

>>15813746
Conspiracy huh
https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2018/07/good-grub-why-we-might-be-eating-insects-soon/
https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/25/health/insects-feed-save-planet-wellness
https://time.com/5942290/eat-insects-save-planet/

[Anonymous No.15818608]

>>15818587
>hes a nosecuck
seethe more i want you to know im taking big mouthfuls of oxygen you will NEVER get

[Anonymous No.15818729]

>>15814059
So you're telling me it's something that benefits a very large amount and variety of people?

[Anonymous No.15818736]

>>15818599
Thank dog I will inherit land some day.
I will just raise my own chicken and a few pigs.

I will never eat the bugs

[Anonymous No.15818739]

>>15816200
I see absolutely no problem with making them into a protein powder sorta thing

[Anonymous No.15818755]

>>15818729
Variety of people yes, very large amount of course not, not even reacing medium size. Most people don't belong in said groups

[Anonymous No.15818761]

>>15818755
Oh well, tough for them. The thought of eating bugs does not vex me, so I don't care.

[Anonymous No.15818763]

>>15818739
Then just let the powerlifters eat the bugs and let us normal people eat beef, pork and chicken

[Anonymous No.15818799]

>>15813264
Alternatively paint the customer as a hysterical retard like what McDonald's did to the poor woman who got third degree burns and a fused together pussy from spilling coffee.

[Anonymous No.15818994]

>>15818739
I'm against the idea of eating bugs more often than once but that's not too terrible of an idea.
I'm sure bugs have great micronutrients too

[Anonymous No.15819007]

>>15812832
haha so what man the fuck up you queer

[Anonymous No.15819133]

>>15815359
Whe need zpg you should only be allowed two children no matter what country

[Anonymous No.15819584]

I found a squashed spider in a box of cereal once, ended up taking it back to the shop and swapping it
>>15815872
>you literally eat enough bugs in your sleep to feed a reptile for a month
Yeah of you live in a thirdworld country, thats stupid over exageration
>>15818608
I hope you realise mouth breathing can cause a whole lot of problems, especially in children. Why do you think mouthbreather is an insult?

[Anonymous No.15819612]

I cannot for the life of me understand why anybody would still eat cereal past the age of 15
It isn't filling
It isn't delicious
It's just a massive bomb of sugar
If I'm going to eat 500 calories of pure sugar washed down with milk I would 10x rather have a donut or a croissant or something for the same nutritional value and cost
Cereal is total shit

[Anonymous No.15819621]

>>15812825
You will never have sex

[Anonymous No.15819701]

>>15819612
It's just nice and and simple to eat, but you are correct

[Anonymous No.15819716]

>>15819621
Your dad would beg to differ.

[Anonymous No.15819737]

>>15819612
It's good if you really need something to eat right this second or as a replacement for dessert

[Anonymous No.15819883]

>ratfaggots
get bonked

[Anonymous No.15821283]

>>15816921
go back faggot