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You are imprisoned and you may only choose one condiment out of these, ever. Which do you choose?

>> No.15810150
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>>15810135
The hot sauce, of course

>> No.15810159

>>15810135
entirely depends on what I'm being fed during this imprisonment

>> No.15810189

hot sauce so the n words will be my fried

>> No.15810203

>>15810135
I'd probably go with mustard.

>> No.15810206
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>>15810135
Daddies Brown Sauce

>> No.15811518

Ho' sauce

>> No.15811573

>>15810135
‘stard

>> No.15811815

For me, it's 'Q sauce.

>> No.15811839

Heinz Ketchup goes with everything I eat except salad

>> No.15811870

Barbecue sauce, since it's just better ketchup anyway

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>> No.15811885

https://prisonuk.blogspot.com/2014/09/prison-food-glorious-food.html

After reading this, I'm in 2 minds. Do I go with hot sauce to cover the tasteless food, or mayo, for when the rations leave me feeling hungry after a meal?

>> No.15811888

>>15810135
>Kraft Original

Can I choose a barbecue sauce with less sugar?

>> No.15811989
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>>15811888
No, you can only use a barbecue sauce with more sugar.

>> No.15812012

>>15811885
Hot sauce, being hungry is an okay feeling as long as you know you're not damaging your health.

That said I'd go with ketchup.

>> No.15812474

>>15810135
mayo.

>> No.15812509

>>15810135
Hot sauce. None of these condiments are good unless being cooked with, except for maybe the barbecue. Hot sauce and barbecue are the only true condiments there

>> No.15812544

>>15810150
ay lmao. the libtard cuck would pick the hot sauce. and he would want an IPA to wash it down

>> No.15812548

>>15812509
found the wojak guys

>> No.15813489

>>15810135
Does it have to be the same brand? If not, Kewpie mayo all the way.

>> No.15813507

>>15810135

The white man in me wants to say ranch but honestly ketchup would be the choice.

>> No.15815018

>>15810135
what am I imprisoned for?

>> No.15815078

>>15815018
insider trading

>> No.15815088

>>15813489
You think they gots kewpie in jail nigga?

>> No.15815095

>>15810135
Definitely not mayo or ranch.
Ketchup has limited uses, but mustard arguably even more so, so they’re both out.
BBQ sauce has always been a favorite of mine, but it also has limited uses.
I hate RedHot.
Give me the BBQ.

>> No.15815151

>>15812544
lmao ipa what does that even stand for IN PISS ASS??

>> No.15815161

>>15815151
Jewgle says “India pale ale”

>> No.15815174

Hot sauce probably would get the most mileage out of any of those. Mustard is great but i really dont even put it on that much, assuming we are just talking about plain ol' yellow mustard.

>> No.15815184

>>15810135
mayo

>> No.15815227

>>15815151
fuck what a bad joke. why did you think posting this was a good idea? fucking cringe

>> No.15815931

>>15810135
The mustard. And that's not even a debate.

>> No.15815956

>>15815931
I like custard

>> No.15815967

>>15810135
Ketchup

>> No.15815976

>>15815018
statutory rape

>> No.15815996

Hot sauce regardless but having hot sauce in prison is one of the easiest ways to buy goodwill in there

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>>15810135

>> No.15816812

>>15815227
lmao gay retard

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>>15815976
>statutory
Hehehe okay anon

>> No.15816905

Mayo goes on the most thing
You can just make BBQ sauce with ketchup
Ranch is disgusting

>> No.15816910

>>15810150
This.

>> No.15817736

>>15810135
Salt.

>> No.15817795

>>15817736
/thread

>> No.15817824

>>15810135
Probably mayo or bbq. Never had ranch so I don't know what it tastes like, ketchup has limited uses and mustard is an entirely worthless condiment aside from one or two use cases. Hot sauce isn't bad but it's not universally useful.

>> No.15817862

>>15810135
Frank's obviously, I put that shit on everything

>> No.15817925

>>15810135
ketchup is the only one of those which are even remotely edible, if we assume its brand specific. If not, ketchup still wins but hot sauce might be hard to give up. The rest are still aids.

>> No.15818244

tough choice between may or ranch...which is flavored mayo

>> No.15818938

>>15811877
Mayo is beter, roetmop

>> No.15819020

>>15816812
you need to be 18+ to post here

>> No.15819030

>God tier
Mayo
>Good tier
Mustard
>Survival tier
BBQ, Hot
>You Tried Tier
Ranch
>You were not raised properly tier
Ketchup

>> No.15819209

>God tier
Ketchup
>Good tier
Ranch
>Survival tier
BBQ, Hot
>You Tried Tier
Mustard
>You were not raised properly tier
Mayo

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Whole grain mustard mogs any other condiment

>> No.15819401

>>15810135
mayo, cause bulk. the rest are legit garbage if you have to rely on it.

>> No.15819419

>>15819385
>mogs
you have to be 18+ to post here

>> No.15819437

>>15819030
>>15819209
niggas...

>> No.15819474

>>15819419
>"you have to be 18+ to post here"
you have to be 18+ to post here

>> No.15819950

>>15819474
same goes for you ahahahaha dumb retard

>> No.15820305

>>15810135
>Which do you choose?

I was going to pick BBQ sauce but Kraft absolutely the shittiest brand, so I’ll pick ketchup.

>> No.15820355

>>15810135
mustard

>> No.15820358

>>15810150
unironically this

>> No.15821483

>>15820358
>imprisoned
>using the condiment most likely to give you the shits
your cellmates will love you

>> No.15821491

I'll take the mayo if it has sriracha.

>> No.15821503

>>15821483
People use hotsauce to maintain their health in shitty conditions plus it relieves pain. I think it's a good choice for prison, you can put it in people's eyes or something if they fuck with you.

>> No.15821572

>>15810135
Ranch is immediately off the table, same with Mayo and hot sauce. I like BBQ more than ketchup. Mustard is top tier on vegetables and sandwiches but I assume I’m going to be given more basic food choice at the prison. It has to be BBQ because it goes really well with meat.

>> No.15821596

>>15819401
this, mayo because calories. Burpees all day. Gotta put in papers and check your work for the woodcrackers

>> No.15821644

>>15810135
MUSTARD. Ever since I was a child, I could never get enough of mustard. Mustard was on everything that would make sense to put mustard on. Sandwiches, fries. Hell, I even dipped my veggies in mustard. I cannot live without mustard.

>> No.15821717

>>15810135
Mustard
t. been there

>> No.15821736

>>15810135
>kraft
you cruel bastard. frank's if I can't get a decent mayo

>> No.15821754

>>15815018
being a fucking faggot

>> No.15822272

>>15813507
Why is there a white man in you?

>> No.15822294

quinky sauce

>> No.15822299

>>15810135
has to be mayo

>> No.15822636

>>15810206
Based. Fuck hp

>> No.15824355

why does hotsauce trigger /ck/?

>> No.15824365

>>15810135
Mayo, I can make lots of other foods with it. It seems the most practical.

>> No.15824744

Mustard or hot sauce

>> No.15824761

>>15812544
Listen just because black cocks live rent free in your head doesn't mean you have to talk about your fetish on the food and cooking section of a mongolian throat singing forum.

>> No.15824977

>>15810135
Mayo is the most useful I think. And I like tuna.

>> No.15825062
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This but homemade

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>>15825062
>please mr prison man, could you make me some aioli ? I don't like these condiment options

>> No.15825407

>>15810135
Ranch and mayo immediately out even though I like them, hot sauce out. If it were brown mustard I'd go with that, but given these options I take the cheap barbecue sauce. It's a lot of flavor at least. Definitely not my favorite option but super flexible.

>> No.15825419

>>15825078
Sure anon just hand me your sandwich and I'll be back in about seven minutes with some fresh aioli for you ;)

>> No.15825448

>>15810135
>no miracle whip option
why even go on living

>> No.15825460

>>15815018
Sodomizing a toddler in Thailand.

>> No.15825467

>>15810135
Heinz mustard.
What's the crime I committed/got framed for?

>> No.15825969

>>15810135
I'd go with mustard I think
ketchup is the most overrated condiment of all time. only good on grilled cheese sandwiches, even fries are better with mayo
BBQ sauce is cool too but too sweet to eat it all the time
hot sauce can easily be replaced by just adding chilli to a dish
mayo is so rich and fatty I wouldn't wat to eat it all the time
and I've never had ranch because I'm not american

>> No.15826002

>>15811877
Holy shit seeing this brought back memories like the fucking Ratatouille critic flashback scene. Got that from Germany once and I just about nut when I first had it

>> No.15826262

>>15811877
Thats hela lit bro

>> No.15826273

>>15825467
Choosing Heinz mustard.

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nerds

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:)