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15777322 No.15777322 [Reply] [Original]

Was it retardation?

>> No.15777324

Cut it in half

>> No.15777328

have a pint, mate

>> No.15777335

>>15777322
fold it

>> No.15777365

gave half me bread to that boy down the street named mohammed love that lad like a son

simple as

>> No.15777368

Add fillings and another slice of bread

>> No.15777380

>59% of brits don't know how to make a sandwich with one slice of bread

>> No.15777383

>>15777322
1) open sandchich
2) cut the slice in half

>> No.15777401

>>15777322
I think they mean a bread sandwich, not open faced.

>> No.15777433
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15777433

>fly to America
>order a turkey sandwich
>get pic related

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>>15777322
british "cuisine"

>> No.15777454
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>>15777322
>he’s not a fold patrician
Disdain for plebs

>> No.15777470

>>15777322
>Was it retardation?
For the other 59%, yes, it was. Top half the bread, fold.

>> No.15777482

>>15777433
Should have flown to Turkey instead then, dummy.

>>15777322
Imagine spending time and money on asking people about that.

>> No.15777502

>>15777454
If you're buying standard presliced supermarket bread, you're quite literally eating like a modern plebian

>> No.15777509

>>15777442
is this jim sterling

>> No.15777511

how in the fuck is an open faced sandwich not a sandwich you mouthbreathers

>> No.15777544

>>15777470
could you do this, but with bottom half?

>> No.15777605

>>15777433
Looks like something you eat with a fork and a knife. Looks good, too.

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>>15777322
It's better than their three slice sandwich

>> No.15777665

>>15777433
>has turkey
>is a sandwich
I don't see the problem here.

>> No.15777670

>>15777544
I think you misread that. You put toppings on half of the bread, then fold it over. It is wholly immaterial which half the toppings are on, as long as another piece of bread gets folded over it. Hell, you could do it on a diagonal if you were feeling frisky.

>> No.15777671

>>15777433

> fly to America
> pic related is Canadian

>> No.15777675

>>15777433
>>15777665
I'd argue at the point of being preferable to eat with fork and knife it stops being a sandwich functionally and becomes basically a weird pie or something

>> No.15777678

100% of Danes say yes

>> No.15777687

>>15777511
Would you consider toast as a sandwich then?

>> No.15777751

>>15777335
That's a taco

>> No.15777758

>>15777751
Mexico pls go.

>> No.15777762

>>15777322
That's called an open sandwich and as the name suggests it is a sandwich retard american.

>> No.15777765

>>15777687
no, a toast is a toast. If you add shit on it then it's a toasted sandwich.

>> No.15777766
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>>15777322

>> No.15777770

>>15777442
beans on toast is grim, as is the rest of the full english. absolute state of this country

>> No.15777781
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15777781

Hey Brits....
What's this again?

>> No.15777790

>>15777675
>eat with fork and knife it stops being a sandwich
this

>> No.15777797

>>15777781
looks like some sort of nutritionless sugar bun

>> No.15777801
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15777801

>>15777322
Being American, don't trust vaccines, believe q, 5g hurt you,
Burger set you free

>> No.15777806

>>15777781
looks like bread

>> No.15777816

>>15777751
not if you're using bread

>> No.15777822

>>15777442
Beans on toast is great, but you need to butter the bread and grate some cheese over it. Americans might not get it because you guys don't have the same beans over there. You have a shitty version I wouldn't feed to my dog.

>> No.15777824

>>15777777

>> No.15777841

>>15777781
A bun. Or a bap, barmcake, roll or cob.

>> No.15777858
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>>15777675
strictly speaking it's a trencher, but the hot sandwich is still sandwiched between two slices of bread so it's a sandwich.

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otherwise what are we going to call a Croque Madame if not a sandwich?

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>>15777322
What's wrong with just putting toppings on top of it?

>> No.15777918

>>15777781
Breadcake
Butty when it's got something in it

>> No.15777922

>>15777841
It's a softie, you English scum.

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>>15777781
kebab

>> No.15777970
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>>15777322
I stopped using two slices for sandwiches and I just use one for the bottom now.

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>>15777781
papo seco

>> No.15777984

>>15777671
Canada is continentally american

>> No.15778170

>>15777781
OI DIS ERE'S A WHEAT PIE INNIT

>> No.15778400

>>15777822
She's british

>> No.15778409

>>15777751
a taco is a sandwich

>> No.15778418

>>15777777

>> No.15778437

>>15777322
You can make a fold-over, but not a sandwich.

>> No.15778567

When I used to go to me Nana's house as a wee lad and it got to lunch time, we would always have sandwiches and when she went to make them she would always say the same thing to me. She'd call from the kitchen: 'How many slices of bread do you want?'

This question always drove me fucking nuts. Like how the fuck am I supposed to answer that?

>> No.15778592

>>15778567
how many did you want anon

>> No.15778647

>>15778592

I DON'T KNOW.

I always answered her with another question to try to figure out what she meant, like, 'Do you mean how many sandwiches do I want?' And then she'd say, 'Well that depends on what size the sandwiches are.' And then I wouldn't know what to say again.

>> No.15778656

>>15777816
A place in my state uses fried bread for tacos

>> No.15778670

>>15777801
But EU are rejecting the AstraZeneca vaccine batch and US are buying more

>> No.15778675

>>15777751
t. no clue what a butty is.

>> No.15778684
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15778684

Here's your multi layered bread sandwich

>> No.15778708

>>15777365
You didn't have to cut the loaf in half vertically

>> No.15778718

>>15777324
>cut it in half
knives are illegal in bongland

>> No.15778755

>>15777433
so you had a sogwich?

>> No.15778992

>>15777322
You can, cut the slice in half and u got urself a halfsandwhich. I guess you fat burgers can't comprehend someone wanting to eat food in iterations of less than 5lbs

>> No.15779117

>>15777322

Yeah - you put fillings on one side then fold it in half. OP you are an utter retard.

>> No.15779133

>>15778656
>living in HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA injun territory

>> No.15779174

>>15777433

I'm from the deep south and have never been served a Turkey sandwich (let alone a BLT sandwich) like this. The portions are fucking gargantuan granted, but they don't look like that lmfao

>> No.15779212

>>15777433
Fuck yeah that looks good. I wonder if can put this in our menu

>> No.15779249

>slice bread in half diagonally
>make a comfy sandwich
>slice bread into two identical new slices of bread
>make a comfy sandwich, wash it down with the satisfaction of being the most intelligent human being for miles
>slice bread in half horizontally or >>15777335
>win a trip to a very special shower

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>>15777671
Here's Rachel Ray's version.

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>>15777454
>those three bites with bad bread:filling ratio

>>15777781
toasty-woasty yeast puff

>> No.15779650

>>15777442
I'm tickled pink by the fact that they sell little single serving containers of baked beans.
Do you think they also have them in little packets, like ketchup?
Maybe in a squeeze bottle as well?

>> No.15779773

>>15778656
a place in your state makes sandwiches

>> No.15779827

>>15777322

>ask people if they can make sandwich with one slice of bread
>actually mean without folding it or cutting it
>people think it's a trick question and say you can because of folding or cutting
>SEE BRITS THINK BEANS ON TOAST IS A FUCKING SANDWICH HOW HILAAAARIOUS

gay thread gay world

>> No.15780359

>>15777781
It's a bap

>> No.15780487

>>15777380
oi m8, the open face bean sandwich is quintessentially british

>> No.15780524

>>15779461
SZS was kino

>> No.15780537

>>15777442
>Brits will bring up 'muh Empire' whenever they're called out on their shitty cooking
Yeah well you're empire's gone get to cooking

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>>15778437
So a hoagie is a foldover and not a sandwich?

>> No.15780595

>>15777751
YOU'RE a taco

>> No.15780610

>>15780537
>Brits will bring up 'muh Empire' whenever they're called out on their shitty cooking
What? That doesn't even make sense

>> No.15780882

>>15777322
Is Brit the new word for tranny, and is making a sandwich with one slice of bread slang for killing themselves?

>> No.15780903

>>15777322
>41%
what a familiar sounding statistic percentage
i wonder if the two are related

>> No.15780967

>>15777781
a chubbly wubbly ding dong vroop a toot toot bubbly

>> No.15780990
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15780990

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who have never put peanut butter and jelly on opposite halves of the same slice and folded that shit

>> No.15781003

>>15780967
amerifat here, that's a roll

>> No.15781193
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>>15777322
You can totally make a sandwich with just one slice of bread

>> No.15781225

Why do westerners use two pieces of bread for bread with topping?

>> No.15781274

>>15777322
are hot dogs sandwiches?

>> No.15781309

>>15778400
doesn't mean she didn't do a terrible job of making beans on toast. no butter, no cheese, ratios all over the shop. she has no idea what she's doing.

>> No.15781314

>>15777433
>fly to bongistan
>order a turkey sandwich
>get accused of islamaphobia and they take my silverware

>> No.15781324

>>15781314
why are you taking your silverware on a plane lad?

>> No.15781491

>>15777335
folded chippie sandwiches man. simple pleasures.

>> No.15781549

>>15777322
Just cut the slice in half and you have a top and bottom piece.

>> No.15781581

>>15777433
I love it too.

>> No.15781754

>>15777322
Just fold it you twat makes sense don't it

>> No.15781762
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>>15777322
>Open face sandwich
>Fold it
>Cut it in half
Not everyone is a 60 IQ subhuman with no problem solving skills.

>> No.15782126

>>15777322
100% of brits say you can make a sandwich with just french fries in it

>> No.15782165
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>>15782126
Not a single Brit would say that.
They would say you can have a chip butty.
SINCE CHIPS AND FRIES ARE FUCKING DIFFERENT THINGS

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>>15777324
/thread

>> No.15782334

>>15777781
It's a cob judging by how crusty it looks, if it was soft you'd maybe get away with calling it a bun

>> No.15783044
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15783044

>>15777665
explain yourself

>> No.15783213

>>15783044
Lurk more newfag.

>> No.15783250

>>15783213
he was asking what was a mod/jannie doing here

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>>15783250
>he was
No, YOU were asking. Lurk a bit before asking absolutely retarded questions.

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>>15783250
>mod/jannie

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>>15783280
My question is still unanswered

>> No.15783298

>>15777322
you... could cut one slice of bread into two pieces? wa la.

>> No.15783300

>>15777687
yes, it’s an open face butter (or jam or jelly) sandwich ya dummy

>> No.15783305

>>15783288
Because we aren't here to spoonfeed you. Now fuck off back to where you came from or LURK MOAR.

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>>15783305
Spoonfeed me please.

>> No.15783321

>>15783314
It's a four-leaf clover because of St. Patrick's day, you dummy.
They're applied to posts randomly.

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15783329

>>15783321

>> No.15783340

>>15783314
he pays to use 4chan. why? we may never know

>> No.15783343

>>15783314
Irish holiday bro.

>> No.15783477

>>15777322
Bulgarian I can confirm that this is possible

>> No.15783483

>>15777902
this

>> No.15783569
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>>15777322
What in the blue fuc* do you call these, rocket scientist? You can make at least 2 finger sandwiches with 1 slice of bread.

>> No.15783573

>>15783569
A normal sandwich cut to appeal to children

>> No.15783603

>>15777665
>paying for 4channel

>> No.15783806

>>15777665
>passfag says moronic shit
Checks out

>> No.15783812

>>15783569
once you cut it, its two slices of bread, reeree

>> No.15784077

this is concerning. do none of you know about open faced sandwiches?
i assure you, i have a white hot hatred of bongoloids, but do you people seriously not know about open faced sandwiches?

>> No.15784135

>>15780903
>Wonder Bread says: Trans Rights!

>> No.15784979

Are we really the only ones who eat open face sandwiches?

>> No.15785027

>>15777322
What are open sandwiches? Why would you ever eat a 2 bread sandwich?

>> No.15785423

>>15777322
Yeah idk >>15777335 has a point. I mean it wouldn't be a very good sandwich but it should still work.

>> No.15785453

>>15777822
We live in the 21st century where food is shipped all around the world. The idea that you think your beans are special when you just get them from some other country is laughable.

>> No.15785486

>>15777324
wow i guess it was retardation

>> No.15785853

>>15777322
when I was fit
I would put honey roasted peanut butter on a slice of 10 grain bread with some kind of jam or jelly.. and just fold it over like a taco.

>> No.15785973

>>15777902
this is the slav way, you just put things on bread, never make a sandwich

>> No.15786897

Is this a thread wherein we all pretend to not know about triangular sandwiches

>> No.15787977

>>15779773
top kek

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>>15777322

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>>15777801
>Being American, don't trust vaccines, believe q, 5g hurt you,

>> No.15788137

>>15777322
>59% of Brits don't have a knife license

>> No.15788304

>>15779384
I hate it. Looks great but I just don't want to have a sandwich I need fork and knife for.

>> No.15788425

>>15777322
Fold it in half, you stupid fat cunt.