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Anonymous Mon Mar 15 22:38:36 2021 No.15769151 [Reply] [Original]

why THE FUCK does anyone eat at chipotle? literally the russian roulette of fast food

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 22:49:58 2021 No.15769219 >>15769151 D'awww, wittle babby can't handle an upset tum-tum :((((((((((

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 22:50:40 2021 No.15769225 ive eaten there like 20 times and never died

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 22:51:13 2021 No.15769228 >>15769151 Morns think it's "healthy" so they go there habitually. I knew a fat guy who had that attitude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 22:56:18 2021 No.15769261 File: 1.66 MB, 480x366, giphy (2).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15769151 OP, always being such a fucking fag. You want to live forever or what? >>15769228 Who is Morns?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 23:03:43 2021 No.15769318 >>15769151 It’s fake

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 23:05:47 2021 No.15769324 File: 15 KB, 256x256, 1615649473593.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I didn't know they had so many outbreaks. And it's funny because the one and only time I ate there I got what I thought was a really bad stomach flu. I wonder what it was.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 23:07:32 2021 No.15769342 >>15769324 Like, I thought it was stomach flu and totally unrelated to the Chipotle. But now I realize it must have been something in the food there. Wtf

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 23:08:43 2021 No.15769354 >>15769151 >campylobacter jejuni that sounds deadly

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 23:10:23 2021 No.15769363 Omg all rush shit that happened in 2015! Thanks, OP, you saved me and my near-past time-traveling squad. We salute you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 23:25:10 2021 No.15769435 >>15769151 Obvious bioterrorism by corporate rivals. Rajneeshee redux.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 23:28:07 2021 No.15769450 >>15769151 this is the result of lazy wagies and fresh produce without preservatives. chipotlet still good as fuck though

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 23:29:19 2021 No.15769454 File: 244 KB, 1846x1212, 1434525687436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15769450 >Chipotle still good as fuck though

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 23:29:22 2021 No.15769455 >>15769151 How do they keep getting away with it?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 23:30:48 2021 No.15769458 >>15769151 Because I'm vegan and generally impervious to most food related illnesses

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 23:44:24 2021 No.15769522 >>15769151 i want chipotle so bad now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 23:54:52 2021 No.15769577 >>15769261 I'm the moron known as Morns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 04:19:09 2021 No.15770558 File: 77 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15769219

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 07:47:13 2021 No.15770923 >>15769435 100% this, not a new theory by years.

Anonymous Tue Mar 16 11:36:38 2021 No.15771609

>>15769219
t. teenage hivemind femoid
If you actually got one of those illnesses you would be writhing in your bed shitting yourself. But go ahead and keep eating your overpriced reddit tier slop that was prepared by employees who probably don’t believe in wearing gloves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 17:23:12 2021 No.15773191 >>15769151 shhh just let the froids get diseases

Anonymous Tue Mar 16 17:27:35 2021 No.15773212

>>15769151
Worked at a linen company for a year that picked up towels/aprons, etc from a few chipotle's on our route. Having seen the kitchen I will NEVER eat at one again. I've seen plenty of sloppy kitchens but Chipotle's was in a class of its own. It was three separate locations that were like that every time as well so it wasn't just a fluke. Bad enough that there was zero chance they weren't bribing health inspectors.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 22:25:48 2021 No.15774764 I've never gotten sick from Chipadoodle

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 02:03:04 2021 No.15775632 >>15769151 Overpriced food and foodborne illnesses aside, I knew several people who ate there multiple times a week and they were all disgusting. Fuck Chipotle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 02:06:42 2021 No.15775644 >>15771609 Grow a pair bitch-boi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 02:10:44 2021 No.15775661 >>15773212 What did you see anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 02:12:30 2021 No.15775668 >>15769151 Just cook at home if you're scared of food poisoning from takeaway / fast food. I've always cooked my food a little bit longer than the manufacturer recommends and I haven't had food poisoning in years.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 02:17:22 2021 No.15775684 >>15769151 I ate Chipotle all the time in high school and never got sick

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 12:55:26 2021 No.15777426 >>15769151 imagine eating fastfood period

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 14:18:16 2021 No.15777788 >>15769151 None of that is dangerous if you have a functional immune system, not even salmonella. At worst you'll get some liquid shits for a day or two.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 14:25:40 2021 No.15777825 >>15769151 aren't half of these because of their lettuce? what the hell do they do to their lettuce that makes them a hotbed for e coli?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 16:00:11 2021 No.15778283 >>15769151 Local restaurants are way worse for this kind of thing it's just chipotle gets a bad rap since it's a company.

Anonymous Wed Mar 17 16:04:26 2021 No.15778305

>>15769151
I think I went to one once, maybe twice because it was close to where I worked at the time, it was shit both times and have never been back. I got sick of that place, threw my keys on a desk and never looked back. They did call me a couple times to go back and both times I told them that they sucked and to fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 16:36:50 2021 No.15778465 >>15777788 >None of that is dangerous >E coli 0157:H7 choose one. The way the immune system works is pretty random. A healthy person can still get sick if they have a specific host factor

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 16:43:03 2021 No.15778493 >>15778465 Ecoli and ehec is only dangerous to old people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 16:51:10 2021 No.15778522 I honestly have no idea what chipotle even sells. I just assume it's tex-mex stuff but people keep telling me it's more than that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 16:57:28 2021 No.15778552 Chipotle always upsets my stomach. I eat at Qdoba instead

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 17:07:12 2021 No.15778597 Chipotle sucks. Their food is so fucking bland

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 17:07:37 2021 No.15778599 I really liked Chipotle when it came to my area in about 2005. I left America for over ten years and when I came back, Chipotle had become the meme restaurant to hate. Fuck you, guys. I still like it.

Anonymous Wed Mar 17 17:07:57 2021 No.15778601

Those bastards. I still can't order a quesarito using the app. I have to wait in line for 10 minutes, try and describe what I want to order for 5 minutes to the woman who doesn't understand a lick of what I'm saying, to the extent I have to ask for someone else to explain what I want. This shouldn't be that hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 17:15:07 2021 No.15778626 >>15778601 This one time, I had to explain to some fucking Mexican at a Krispy Kreme what a fucking pizza was

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 17:16:21 2021 No.15778631 >>15778626 Why are you trying to order a pizza at a Krispy Kreme’s?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 17:19:49 2021 No.15778641 >>15778631 Menus are for NPCs that are too chickenshit to say what they really want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 17:21:06 2021 No.15778646 >>15769455 Because a lot of people are really stupid, dumber than a box of rocks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 17:38:29 2021 No.15778723 why does Chipotle make third generation Mexican Americans seethe so much?

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