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What is the best food to eat to get really fat? I want to know what it's like to be a big fat guy

>> No.15766201 [DELETED] 

i’m gay btw if that matters

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>>15766201
No I'm not guys , I'm super straight

>> No.15766215

>>15766195
Garlic bread every meal.

>> No.15766490

pizza every day
or just watch My 600 Lb Life on TLC, you'll get the picture

>> No.15766504

>>15766490
>pizza every day
this must be paired with a lack of physical activity otherwise youll stay forever a sexy pizza man

>> No.15766540

Buy a deep fryer and deep fry everything you can imagine. Worked for me.

>> No.15766836

Fried chicken (try a few party buckets), doner kebabs, big tubs of chocolate ice cream, Baileys Irish Cream, pizza, greasy curry and loads of naan bread

>> No.15767116

I was a 450 lb man for 1/2 my adult life.

Breakfast
>4 soft fried eggs
>2-4 biscuits
>gravy
>6 pieces of bacon or sausage
>milk or OJ
Watch tv for 3 hours
>1/3 box of cheez itz as a snack
Watch tv for 30 minutes before lunch
>1 pound of queso dip
>1/2 a bag or 3/4 bag of Doritos
>sandwich with mostly bread
>drink only soda and never plain water
Game for 2-4 hours
>snack on more cheese it’s or peanut butter on crackers
Dinner time, you have options but you should eat 1-3 pounds of food of each
>pizza
>nachos
>chili cheese tots or fries
>tacos
>chili dogs/hot dogs
>more corn syrup fizzy drink!
Dessert
>fried pie warmed up in the Oven and the slathered with cherries and ice cream

Don’t forget to snack on more chips or pringles before bedtime.

>> No.15767128

>>15766490
>>15766504
This is definitely the answer. My ex wife loved my pizzas and I would make 2 sometimes 3 large grandma pies a day, we both got really fat. Also I felt like shit most of the time and just wanted to be lazy all the time because of all the flour and fat I consumed. Wouldn't recommend.

>> No.15767134

>>15767128
hot

>> No.15767238

>>15766195
just eat a lot of snacks and only drink soda and maybe really sugary coffee / tea
also try to eat a lot of fast food. fried chicken might be the best